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Taste Of Awesome: iPod Don't Mess with Female Drivers oby Saurabh » 14 Jan 2013 15:31 10:01 PM A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days. Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault, women shouldn't be allowed to drive. The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine just fine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you having any? The woman replies, No.. I think now l'l just wait for the police.. . And When the police came, he smell the wine out of the mouth of the man..... MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever n smart creations of God. Don't mess with them okay? 28 people like this. Sign Up to see what your Uke friends like. Dating @ Zoosk.com. t.zoosk.com THIS WOMAN deserves a medal TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries This Womanhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
Taste Of Awesome: iPod
 Don't Mess with Female Drivers
 oby Saurabh » 14 Jan 2013 15:31
 10:01 PM
 A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold
 Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
 demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
 God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the
 man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a
 man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars!
 There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God
 that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.
 Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
 sign from God! But you're still at fault, women shouldn't be allowed to
 drive.
 The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My
 car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine just fine didn't
 break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
 fortune.
 She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
 agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back
 to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and
 hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?
 The woman replies, No.. I think now l'l just wait for the
 police.. . And
 When the police came, he smell the wine out of the mouth of the
 man.....
 MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever n smart creations of God.
 Don't mess with them okay?
 28 people like this. Sign Up to see what your
 Uke
 friends like.
 Dating @ Zoosk.com.
 t.zoosk.com
 THIS WOMAN
 deserves a medal
 TASTE OF AWESOME.COM
 Banned in 0 countries
This Womanhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com

This Womanhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com