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Anaconda, Family, and Life: Search Quora Add Home Answer Notifs You Feed Journalism Statistics (academic discipline FROM YOUR DIGEST My IQ is easily above 195 (15SD) and X tested, yet on both sides of my family everyone scores around 100-115. How would you explain this given the information from psvchology experts saying intelligence is hereditary? Well, now, I would have thought that a person with an IQ of above 195 would be able to look that kind of thing up, without having to consult Quora. Especially since you are, by your own account, so very very gifted: I want to learn all concepts of math in a day, and Open in app Search Quora Add Home Answer Notifs You Feed Journalism Statistics (academic discipline Well, now, I would have thought that a person with an IQ of above 195 would be able to look that kind of thing up, without having to consult Quora Especially since you are, by your own account, so very very gifted: I want to learn all concepts of math in a day, and no that's not difficult for me. However, all things pertaining to learn math, OR ANYTHING IS SOOOO SLOW! "HEY! LET'S TAKE 36 YEARS TO TEACH THIS PROFOỦNDLY GIFTED MALE ALL CONCEPTS TO EVERYTHING AND WATCH HIM SUFFER IN AGONY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Khan Academy sucks mad balls, no disrespect to the creator or the creator of ALEKS I do not need to sit in lectures or do homework, just give me the user manual and a couple of real life scenarios of how it works and I'm set for life That's a quote from Lazarus C. Murdoch's answer to What's the toughest thing about having ADHD? Open in app 7:12 Search Quora Add Home Answer Notifs You Feed Journalism Statistics (academic discipline That's a quote from Lazarus C. Murdoch's answer to What's the toughest thing about having ADHD? And yet, someone who believes he can easily learn all concepts of math in a day' still needs to ask this question: Why do people drink coffee everv morning? Come now, sir. If you were as gifted as you believe yourself to be, you would already have the answers You would be teaching us. So, to answer your question (lest I be thought to have not done so), your IQ is clearly not over 195 I hope this was helpful Edit: Comments have been disabled I am profoundly uninterested in people quibbling about IQ matters in my comments sections. Profoundly. Open in app Quora is a special place
Anaconda, Family, and Life: Search
 Quora
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 Journalism
 Statistics (academic discipline
 FROM YOUR DIGEST
 My IQ is easily above 195 (15SD) and X
 tested, yet on both sides of my family
 everyone scores around 100-115. How
 would you explain this given the
 information from psvchology experts
 saying intelligence is hereditary?
 Well, now, I would have thought that a person with
 an IQ of above 195 would be able to look that kind of
 thing up, without having to consult Quora.
 Especially since you are, by your own account, so
 very very gifted:
 I want to learn all concepts of math in a day, and
 Open in app

 Search
 Quora
 Add
 Home
 Answer
 Notifs
 You
 Feed
 Journalism
 Statistics (academic discipline
 Well, now, I would have thought that a person with
 an IQ of above 195 would be able to look that kind of
 thing up, without having to consult Quora
 Especially since you are, by your own account, so
 very very gifted:
 I want to learn all concepts of math in a day, and
 no that's not difficult for me. However, all things
 pertaining to learn math, OR ANYTHING IS
 SOOOO SLOW! "HEY! LET'S TAKE 36 YEARS TO
 TEACH THIS PROFOỦNDLY GIFTED MALE ALL
 CONCEPTS TO EVERYTHING AND WATCH HIM
 SUFFER IN AGONY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
 Khan Academy sucks mad balls, no disrespect to
 the creator or the creator of ALEKS
 I do not need to sit in lectures or do homework,
 just give me the user manual and a couple of real
 life scenarios of how it works and I'm set for life
 That's a quote from Lazarus C. Murdoch's answer to
 What's the toughest thing about having ADHD?
 Open in app

 7:12
 Search
 Quora
 Add
 Home
 Answer
 Notifs
 You
 Feed
 Journalism
 Statistics (academic discipline
 That's a quote from Lazarus C. Murdoch's answer to
 What's the toughest thing about having ADHD?
 And yet, someone who believes he can easily learn
 all concepts of math in a day' still needs to ask this
 question:
 Why do people drink coffee everv morning?
 Come now, sir. If you were as gifted as you believe
 yourself to be, you would already have the answers
 You would be teaching us.
 So, to answer your question (lest I be thought to have
 not done so), your IQ is clearly not over 195
 I hope this was helpful
 Edit: Comments have been disabled
 I am profoundly uninterested in people quibbling
 about IQ matters in my comments sections.
 Profoundly.
 Open in app
Quora is a special place

Quora is a special place

Being Alone, Food, and Lurking: Yesterday at 7:01 AM > today I let a house rat live. > This rat was always eating my tinapays (cheap bread in Filipino) at night. > This rat was also disturbing me when I'm watching porn at night. > Sometimes I see him lurking on my unwashed dishes and stuffs. > He also ate my box of chocolates I was planning to give to someone and the roses too. And ruined my newly bought ACG Windbreaker jacket. > So in my disgusts, I setup a clever water trap. > I was planning to let and watched him drown without mercy. > He was very persistent and eager to live that it took me over three hours watching him paddle for his own survival not knowing that he hasn't evern have the slightest chance to survive on the water trap I setup. > And in those hours I remembered, Tasih how to clean my dishes ight nter eating - Twas the rat who urged me to keep my food in the right places > Twas him, the rat who showed me that when I don't keep my place tidy and neat, rats and shit show up. > So I picked him up right before he drowned himself to the trap I purposely built for him. > Headed to the park (front of my apartment's bldg) > Gave him some leftover tinapays so he could eat before we part. > Say my goodbyes, and gently I let him run on the ground and let him live > Its all quite a bit sad because I'm all alone now, but, - Thank you Mir. Rat, for teaching me how to adult. Thank you An Unlikely Friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PWAZUU
Being Alone, Food, and Lurking: Yesterday at 7:01 AM
 > today I let a house rat live.
 > This rat was always eating my tinapays (cheap bread in Filipino) at night.
 > This rat was also disturbing me when I'm watching porn at night.
 > Sometimes I see him lurking on my unwashed dishes and stuffs.
 > He also ate my box of chocolates I was planning to give to someone and
 the roses too.
 And ruined my newly bought ACG Windbreaker jacket.
 > So in my disgusts, I setup a clever water trap.
 > I was planning to let and watched him drown without mercy.
 > He was very persistent and eager to live that it took me over three hours
 watching him paddle for his own survival not knowing that he hasn't evern
 have the slightest chance to survive on the water trap I setup.
 > And in those hours I remembered,
 Tasih
 how to clean my dishes ight nter eating
 - Twas the rat who urged me to keep my food in the right places
 > Twas him, the rat who showed me that when I don't keep my place tidy
 and neat, rats and shit show up.
 > So I picked him up right before he drowned himself to the trap I purposely
 built for him.
 > Headed to the park (front of my apartment's bldg)
 > Gave him some leftover tinapays so he could eat before we part.
 > Say my goodbyes, and gently I let him run on the ground and let him live
 > Its all quite a bit sad because I'm all alone now, but,
 - Thank you Mir. Rat, for teaching me how to adult. Thank you
An Unlikely Friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PWAZUU

An Unlikely Friend via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PWAZUU

Amazon, Andrew Bogut, and Bailey Jay: old man bangers @FindusPancake My mum was teaching first holy communion class, and a kid asked her "How many communions do you have to do before you've eaten a whole Jesus?" 24/3/18, 8:48 am 10K Retweets 35.1K Likes danbensen: exxos-von-steamboldt: ralfmaximus: moogloogle: ralfmaximus: tobaeus: ralfmaximus: nyxetoile: antibutch: thats a valid question A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years. 1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000 But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well? The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood. Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml). So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times. Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33. How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. Osnap what an excellent question. Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter. 4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds. Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change. @danbensen Full Metal Eucharist “Full Metal Eucharist” I’m absolutely screaming 😂😂😂
Amazon, Andrew Bogut, and Bailey Jay: old man bangers
 @FindusPancake
 My mum was teaching first holy
 communion class, and a kid asked her
 "How many communions do you have
 to do before you've eaten a whole
 Jesus?"
 24/3/18, 8:48 am
 10K Retweets 35.1K Likes
danbensen:

exxos-von-steamboldt:

ralfmaximus:
moogloogle:

ralfmaximus:


tobaeus:


ralfmaximus:

nyxetoile:


antibutch:
thats a valid question
A communion wafer, according to the internet, is about .25g. Jesus was a healthy young man, who worked manual labor and walked everywhere. The average male in Biblical times was 5′1″ and about 110 pounds so call it 50kg or 50,000 grams. So 200,000 wafers to make up a whole Jesus. At one wafer a week that’s 3846 to eat a whole Jesus at weekly communion. If you went to Mass daily you could do it in under 550 years.


1000 communion wafers from Amazon costs $15, so acquiring a Jesus load would set you back about $3000

But that’s just the body. Jesus also bade his followers to drink his blood. How much of that Jesus communion wafer supply needs to be replaced with communion wine to account for his blood, and how much of that would need to be consumed to have drunk all his blood as well?


The human body contains roughly 5 liters of blood.
Communion wine costs about $66 for a case of 12 x 750 ml bottles (9000 ml).
So half a case is 4500 ml, or close enough if Jesus was on the small side which is reasonable given what we know of the times.
Thus, Jesus’ blood would be about 6 bottles of communion wine, costing $33.


How much of his weight was his blood, now? We can bring down the wafer count. 

Osnap what an excellent question.
Water has a specific gravity of 1.0 and weighs 1kg/liter. Wine has a specific gravity if 1.5 thus weighs 1.5kg per liter.
4.5L of wine would weigh 6.75kg or about 15 pounds.
Reducing the wafer load by 6.75kg yields 43.25kg so call it 161,000 wafers or $2450 and change.

@danbensen

Full Metal Eucharist

“Full Metal Eucharist” I’m absolutely screaming 😂😂😂

danbensen: exxos-von-steamboldt: ralfmaximus: moogloogle: ralfmaximus: tobaeus: ralfmaximus: nyxetoile: antibutch: thats a valid q...

Children, Crying, and Doe: The Root @TheRoot EROOT Following Betsy DeVos to Schools: Call ICE on Undocumented Children trib.al/pzH2ze6 5:40 PM - 24 May 2018 1,792 Retweets 1,558 Likes sheriff lonely heart @Flamin_Alpaca Follow This is actually illegal. She knows so little about public school that she doesn't realize undocumented children were afforded the right to a free public education (Plyler v. Doe, 1982). Future educators are taught this in our prep programs. Oh wait, Betsy was never a teacher. The Root@TheRoot Betsy DeVos to Schools: Call ICE on Undocumented Children trib.al /pzH2ze6 8:02 AM-26 May 2018 itsatru: welcometonegrotown: last year when i was teaching 11th grade one of my fav students came in crying so i put the class on a filler activity and we just talked. they were doing ICE raids in the city and she was worried her parents wouldnt be there when she got home. then she was worried that ICE may come to the school and take her. we looked the laws up together and printed it out so she could carry the papers with her.  it is illegal for ICE to raid a school and take children. ILLEGAL. i told my student (and eventually the class in like a blanket statement because i had quite a few undocumented students) that if anyone did come i would put my body between ICE and my students and really struggle. honestly my heart broke so much that day - take care of undocumented people in your life because they deserve so much better than this ffs. this woman is so very evil and has a black heart and i hope she rots in prison
Children, Crying, and Doe: The Root
 @TheRoot
 EROOT
 Following
 Betsy DeVos to Schools: Call ICE on
 Undocumented Children trib.al/pzH2ze6
 5:40 PM - 24 May 2018
 1,792 Retweets 1,558 Likes

 sheriff lonely heart
 @Flamin_Alpaca
 Follow
 This is actually illegal. She knows so little
 about public school that she doesn't realize
 undocumented children were afforded the
 right to a free public education (Plyler v. Doe,
 1982). Future educators are taught this in our
 prep programs. Oh wait, Betsy was never a
 teacher.
 The Root@TheRoot
 Betsy DeVos to Schools: Call ICE on Undocumented Children trib.al
 /pzH2ze6
 8:02 AM-26 May 2018
itsatru:
welcometonegrotown:

last year when i was teaching 11th grade one of my fav students came in crying so i put the class on a filler activity and we just talked. they were doing ICE raids in the city and she was worried her parents wouldnt be there when she got home. then she was worried that ICE may come to the school and take her. we looked the laws up together and printed it out so she could carry the papers with her. 
it is illegal for ICE to raid a school and take children. ILLEGAL. i told my student (and eventually the class in like a blanket statement because i had quite a few undocumented students) that if anyone did come i would put my body between ICE and my students and really struggle. honestly my heart broke so much that day - take care of undocumented people in your life because they deserve so much better than this ffs. this woman is so very evil and has a black heart and i hope she rots in prison

itsatru: welcometonegrotown: last year when i was teaching 11th grade one of my fav students came in crying so i put the class on a filler ...