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Ass, Basketball, and Clothes: DEATHWISH @lorddthisdick I don't trust no nigga that wear basketball shorts under their pants 1/28/18, 1:56 AM View Tweet activity 108 Retweets 273 Likes busy boy @bashfuLbert 1/28/18 Replying to @lorddthisdick its convenient, and u can get crossed @ Not sure if people remember this one but: - *driving home after a long day* "Momma, can we get McDonalds?" "Do you got Mc-" "DONT EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYYYY." "We got plenty to eat a home anyway." "I've been eating that meatloaf hologram for 3 days straight and I've lost 7 pounds. Please." "I'll think about it." *raises false hope* *approaches McDonalds* *anxiety peaks* *drives past it* *stares at it as it gets smaller and smaller* *tears silently roll down face* "You better not be crying back there." *thinks about running away* "I told yo ass we got food at home." *arrives at home* "I'm going to bed, don't bother me." *mom goes to bed* *walks back into kitchen* *opens refrigerator* *eggs, ketchup, bologna, a bottle of water* *throws a silent tantrum* "Fuck this and fuck you." *goes back to room and grabs bookbag* *stuffs clothes into it* *marches back to kitchen* *opens refrige- "Holup, THERE AINT NO FUCKING FOOD TO EVEN TAKE!" *swings backpack into the window* *glass shatters* *tries to jump out, cuts leg open on glass* *falls face-first on the concrete* *goes unconscious*
Ass, Basketball, and Clothes: DEATHWISH
 @lorddthisdick
 I don't trust no nigga that wear
 basketball shorts under their pants
 1/28/18, 1:56 AM
 View Tweet activity
 108 Retweets 273 Likes
 busy boy @bashfuLbert 1/28/18
 Replying to @lorddthisdick
 its convenient, and u can get crossed @
Not sure if people remember this one but: - *driving home after a long day* "Momma, can we get McDonalds?" "Do you got Mc-" "DONT EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYYYY." "We got plenty to eat a home anyway." "I've been eating that meatloaf hologram for 3 days straight and I've lost 7 pounds. Please." "I'll think about it." *raises false hope* *approaches McDonalds* *anxiety peaks* *drives past it* *stares at it as it gets smaller and smaller* *tears silently roll down face* "You better not be crying back there." *thinks about running away* "I told yo ass we got food at home." *arrives at home* "I'm going to bed, don't bother me." *mom goes to bed* *walks back into kitchen* *opens refrigerator* *eggs, ketchup, bologna, a bottle of water* *throws a silent tantrum* "Fuck this and fuck you." *goes back to room and grabs bookbag* *stuffs clothes into it* *marches back to kitchen* *opens refrige- "Holup, THERE AINT NO FUCKING FOOD TO EVEN TAKE!" *swings backpack into the window* *glass shatters* *tries to jump out, cuts leg open on glass* *falls face-first on the concrete* *goes unconscious*

Not sure if people remember this one but: - *driving home after a long day* "Momma, can we get McDonalds?" "Do you got Mc-" "DONT EVEN SAY N...

Anime, Crying, and Dad: all 81%. 17:40 be in high SC /r9k/42628703 5 hours ago Anonymous 42628703 >be in high school, year 11 at the beginning of the year i end up befriending a fellow called Max the more i get to know him the more i find out he is a massive fighting anime nerd and absolutely loves martial arts and has even gone so far as to teach himself Tijutsu from Naruto, however no one else seems to know other than his close friends also in thia class is a bully called Sykesey who is nigh on impervious to trouble because the school gives him an easy time because his dad left trouble starts when Max knocks a test tube out of Sykseys hand by accident after class Skysey confronts Max and gives him a punch to the stomach and claps his ears and tells Max to "know your place prick" Max then utters a phrase, through his tears that i will never forget >"So begins the 5th great ninja 0 wat.Png little did i know that Max was going to conduct a all out war against Syksey after the weekend has passed, Max comes into school and tells his friends to find Syksey because "this ends today >Legit think hes going to shoot the school up or something he goes to the bathroom and returns in a black Gi and he has the makeup of fucking Hashirama Seniu whatthefuck. Jpeg. Png confronts Syksey in the dinner room courtyard Max clasps his hands together and yells "WOOD STYLE, WILLIW LIMBS JUTSU!" >Syksey doesnt seem to give a shit and throws a punch at Max feints the punch and gives him three consecutive cracks to the side with his forearms >Syksey is pissed and goes ape mode Max keeps fucking dodging Syksey and lightly slaps him each time Syksey misses >Syksey is in a blind rage after a while Syksey is slowing down Max makes more handsigns and then yells "WOOD STYLE, OAK LIMBS JUSTU" begins pummling Skysey with his fists and palms beats him so severely that Sykey begins bleeding continues to beat him until Skysey passes out Thus the first battle was concluded 7 REPLIES H+ 、11 81 % 17:40 >be in high sc rSk/42628703 AC : Anonymous 4 hours ago 42629676 >>42629543 Part Il- Tooth retrieval arc >so things were mostly quiet after the sound beating Max gave to Syksey, bar the odd n nasty look and push in the corridor (by Syksey), things were on the whole quiet this was until an unfortunate weekend where Syksey got blind drunk with his mates and someone brought up the fact that he got beat up by a "naruto kid" >Sykseys mates think this is hilarious and wind him up into a drunkern rage >Syksey sets off to find Max Actually finds the guy when hes walking home with me from a friends house Max never saw the thing coming until Syksey jumped on him and beat him with a tree branch knocked Max's two front teeth clean out Max being the tough cookie he is is laid prone on the floor with tears running down his face and blood everywhere >when Syksey is walking away Max screams the haunting words "IM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE, DEATH REAPER SEAL JUTSU!" before passing out this time Max looses the war is far from lost though part 3 coming soon, really sorry lads, getting fucked with assignments Anonymous 3 hours ago 42630176 Part lll- reaper death seal >So after the incident in 42629676 Max has been real upset bumped his martial arts from 2/3 sessions a weeek to every the guys is going at it HARD hes been real quiet at school too, the only coherent conversation that we can get from himk is that he wants to "Be strong enough to destroy Sykseys soul" and "i cast the death seal, i cant go back now" this guy takes his Naruto shit very seriously unexpectedly Syksey decides to return to his old bullying ways and trips Max in the corridor this is it, like a coiled spring Max begins weaving hands signs and growling legit think this kid is going to have a seizure "REAPER DEATH SEAL ohfuckthisisit.png.jpeg.exe.w inrar Max begind with a two armed claw grab at Sykseys upper arms Real pimncer grip going on because Syksey lets out a yelp from this position max yells WOOD STYLE OAKEN SKIN JUTSU" proceeds to swing his noggn forward and crack Skysey right on the uupper lip and nose like a jackhammer, Max pummles Skysey with his own Teacher tried to timidly get involves "LEAVE ME WOMAN I HAVE CAST THE SEAL >Syksey is trying to flail with his legs and catches Max on the knee and wriggles free from his grip bloody and scasred Syksey tried to run >Max stands stock still and gets into a crouching position "gate of Joy, OPEN" sprints at full tilt at the fleeing Skysey >spear tackles the fella to the ground >Max then consecutivly pummels the back of the guys head with his arms and fists until iother students pull the guy off of the bullt Max has entered beast mode thus concludes the penultimate saga 5 REPLIES Anonymous 1 hour ago 42632214 The end of the 5th great ninja ar ptl as mentioned before, Syksey was given an easy time due to Over the course of year 11 and lowwer sixth form, his fa- ther returned and brought with him Sykseys older brother, Jez mow Jez is mean, real fucking nasty piece of work and knew how to get under peoples skin at this time, Max had lost a good friend to a bus accident it, despite efforts by his other reall on himself and broiled his Now when Jez learned of this he egged Syksey on to nark on Max about it after learning what Max had done too. >Syksey begins his war of attrition against max, saying nasty shit about this friend begins sending letters to Mcax's house sig dead friend just to get under Max ay at to be exact, syksey goes all out with his bastardness and tells max that his friend probably killed himself to get away from >this hits max hard, real hard finding him later i bathrooms, hes been crying a lot but he has his Senju makeup on and its running fuckinghellthisissad.png through his tyears, Max utters 'Anon, i need to end this before i loose my ninja way >shit is Ma on Naruto? he then weaves many hand igns and says, t gritted teeth "Sage art wood release, True several thousand hands 3 REPLIES Anonymous 41 minutes ago 42632680 The end of the great 5th ninja war pt II_Valley of the Friday passes when i witness the feel that was Max g through his Senju makeup cryn >he simply finds Syksey and challenges him outright max is visibly really torn up and Syksey agrees to a fight at a local recreation ground with a shit eating smug grin >Max leaves and begins to meditate in the max misses his final classes to meditate >find him after school with bloodshot eyes and redone makeup, this time he has continued his makeup down to his shoulders and collarbone >he has his black gGi on, but instead of being tied up, its hung across his shoulders with his sleeves dangling and his arms crossed on his chest thisshitisserious.config >Max seems to be in some sort of sage mode >Me and other friends decide to follow the guy >Makes his way to the rec ground where Skysey has brought two of his friends >Maxyoucantdothis>exe try to convince him out of it, theres three fuckers there, hes going to die si brought my mates with me ik think they want to fuck you up too, like your dead friend Max, dont worry youll see him soon >Max raises his hand and beckons them >Max's friend on his left lunges straight for Max >He dodges, and brings a knee up and an elbow across this kids throat Friend lets out a yelp and falls over In order to get their friend, both others rush Max,Max dodges every single fucking blow and responds by hammering them both with his orearms this goes on, the dodging and hammering until max Breaks one of Sykseys ribs Friend who fell over is back up by this time and tackles Max from behind except he doesnt, Max, in sage mode hadnt forgotten about the other friendd and swings his leg around and catches the guy square in the stomach the kid vomits and collpases >Syksey is in rage mode and lands a punch and a other friend twats Max across the ear and splits Maxs ear 4 REPLIES 26 minutes ago max with split ear provides a road of SAGE ART WOOD RELEASE, SEVERAL THOUSAND HANDS taking a small jump backwards, Max springs, full force into Skyseys other friend and floors the guy on top of him, Max relases a flurry of punches straight into the guys nose and face Max isnt stopping until, Skysey runs into Max this is it, the final fight >Skysey brings his body at full speed, trying to hit Max jumpes out of the way and brings his knee up into Sykseys >a sicken ing crunch ensues while prone on thwe floor Max mounts Syksey and begins hammerng his fists against Sykesys back an wailing and roaring through his tears, Max continues to pummel Syksey takes me and 4 of his friends to pull him off of sey while laid on the ground, Max utters '"I avenged you my friend, please rest in peace thus ended the 5th great shinobi war or 3 REPLIES Narutard goes sage mode
Anime, Crying, and Dad: all 81%. 17:40
 be in high SC
 /r9k/42628703
 5 hours ago
 Anonymous
 42628703
 >be in high school, year 11
 at the beginning of the year
 i end up befriending a fellow
 called Max
 the more i get to know him
 the more i find out he is a
 massive fighting anime nerd
 and absolutely loves martial
 arts and has even gone so far
 as to teach himself Tijutsu
 from Naruto, however no one
 else seems to know other than
 his close friends
 also in thia class is a bully
 called Sykesey who is nigh on
 impervious to trouble because
 the school gives him an easy
 time because his dad left
 trouble starts when Max
 knocks a test tube out of
 Sykseys hand by accident
 after class Skysey confronts
 Max and gives him a punch
 to the stomach and claps his
 ears and tells Max to "know
 your place prick"
 Max then utters a phrase,
 through his tears that i will
 never forget
 >"So begins the 5th great ninja
 0
 wat.Png
 little did i know that Max was
 going to conduct a all out war
 against Syksey
 after the weekend has
 passed, Max comes into
 school and tells his friends
 to find Syksey because "this
 ends today
 >Legit think hes going to
 shoot the school up or
 something
 he goes to the bathroom and
 returns in a black Gi and he
 has the makeup of fucking
 Hashirama Seniu
 whatthefuck. Jpeg. Png
 confronts Syksey in the
 dinner room courtyard
 Max clasps his hands
 together and yells "WOOD
 STYLE, WILLIW LIMBS
 JUTSU!"
 >Syksey doesnt seem to give
 a shit and throws a punch at
 Max feints the punch and
 gives him three consecutive
 cracks to the side with his
 forearms
 >Syksey is pissed and goes
 ape mode
 Max keeps fucking dodging
 Syksey and lightly slaps him
 each time Syksey misses
 >Syksey is in a blind rage
 after a while Syksey is
 slowing down
 Max makes more handsigns
 and then yells "WOOD STYLE,
 OAK LIMBS JUSTU"
 begins pummling Skysey
 with his fists and palms
 beats him so severely that
 Sykey begins bleeding
 continues to beat him until
 Skysey passes out
 Thus the first battle was
 concluded
 7 REPLIES

 H+ 、11 81 %
 17:40
 >be in high sc
 rSk/42628703
 AC :
 Anonymous 4 hours ago
 42629676
 >>42629543
 Part Il- Tooth retrieval arc
 >so things were mostly quiet after the sound beating
 Max gave to Syksey, bar the odd n nasty look and
 push in the corridor (by Syksey), things were on the
 whole quiet
 this was until an unfortunate weekend where
 Syksey got blind drunk with his mates and someone
 brought up the fact that he got beat up by a "naruto
 kid"
 >Sykseys mates think this is hilarious and wind him
 up into a drunkern rage
 >Syksey sets off to find Max
 Actually finds the guy when hes walking home with
 me from a friends house
 Max never saw the thing coming until Syksey
 jumped on him and beat him with a tree branch
 knocked Max's two front teeth clean out
 Max being the tough cookie he is is laid prone on
 the floor with tears running down his face and blood
 everywhere
 >when Syksey is walking away Max screams the
 haunting words "IM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS
 ANYMORE, DEATH REAPER SEAL JUTSU!" before
 passing out
 this time Max looses
 the war is far from lost though
 part 3 coming soon, really sorry lads, getting fucked
 with assignments

 Anonymous
 3 hours ago
 42630176
 Part lll- reaper death seal
 >So after the incident in
 42629676 Max has been
 real upset
 bumped his martial arts from
 2/3 sessions a weeek to every
 the guys is going at it HARD
 hes been real quiet at
 school too, the only coherent
 conversation that we can get
 from himk is that he wants to
 "Be strong enough to destroy
 Sykseys soul" and "i cast the
 death seal, i cant go back
 now"
 this guy takes his Naruto shit
 very seriously
 unexpectedly Syksey decides
 to return to his old bullying
 ways and trips Max in the
 corridor
 this is it, like a coiled spring
 Max begins weaving hands
 signs and growling
 legit think this kid is going to
 have a seizure
 "REAPER DEATH SEAL
 ohfuckthisisit.png.jpeg.exe.w
 inrar
 Max begind with a two
 armed claw grab at Sykseys
 upper arms
 Real pimncer grip going on
 because Syksey lets out a yelp
 from this position max yells
 WOOD STYLE OAKEN SKIN
 JUTSU"
 proceeds to swing his noggn
 forward and crack Skysey
 right on the uupper lip and
 nose
 like a jackhammer, Max
 pummles Skysey with his own
 Teacher tried to timidly get
 involves
 "LEAVE ME WOMAN I HAVE
 CAST THE SEAL
 >Syksey is trying to flail with
 his legs and catches Max on
 the knee and wriggles free
 from his grip
 bloody and scasred Syksey
 tried to run
 >Max stands stock still and
 gets into a crouching position
 "gate of Joy, OPEN"
 sprints at full tilt at the
 fleeing Skysey
 >spear tackles the fella to the
 ground
 >Max then consecutivly
 pummels the back of the guys
 head with his arms and fists
 until iother students pull the
 guy off of the bullt
 Max has entered beast mode
 thus concludes the
 penultimate saga
 5 REPLIES

 Anonymous 1 hour ago
 42632214
 The end of the 5th great ninja
 ar ptl
 as mentioned before, Syksey
 was given an easy time due to
 Over the course of year 11
 and lowwer sixth form, his fa-
 ther returned and brought with
 him Sykseys older brother, Jez
 mow Jez is mean, real
 fucking nasty piece of work
 and knew how to get under
 peoples skin
 at this time, Max had lost a
 good friend to a bus accident
 it, despite efforts by his other
 reall
 on himself and broiled his
 Now when Jez learned of this
 he egged Syksey on to nark
 on Max about it after learning
 what Max had done too.
 >Syksey begins his war of
 attrition against max, saying
 nasty shit about this friend
 begins sending letters to
 Mcax's house sig
 dead friend just to get under
 Max ay at
 to
 be exact, syksey goes all out
 with his bastardness and tells
 max that his friend probably
 killed himself to get away from
 >this hits max hard, real hard
 finding him later i
 bathrooms, hes been crying
 a lot but he has his Senju
 makeup on and its running
 fuckinghellthisissad.png
 through his tyears, Max
 utters 'Anon, i need to end this
 before i loose my ninja way
 >shit is Ma
 on Naruto?
 he then weaves many hand
 igns and says, t
 gritted teeth "Sage art wood
 release, True several thousand
 hands
 3 REPLIES
 Anonymous 41 minutes ago
 42632680
 The end of the great 5th ninja war pt II_Valley of the
 Friday passes when i witness the feel that was Max
 g through his Senju makeup
 cryn
 >he simply finds Syksey and challenges him outright
 max is visibly really torn up and Syksey agrees to a
 fight at a local recreation ground with a shit eating
 smug grin
 >Max leaves and begins to meditate in the
 max misses his final classes to meditate
 >find him after school with bloodshot eyes and
 redone makeup, this time he has continued his
 makeup down to his shoulders and collarbone
 >he has his black gGi on, but instead of being tied
 up, its hung across his shoulders with his sleeves
 dangling and his arms crossed on his chest
 thisshitisserious.config
 >Max seems to be in some sort of sage mode
 >Me and other friends decide to follow the guy
 >Makes his way to the rec ground where Skysey has
 brought two of his friends
 >Maxyoucantdothis>exe
 try to convince him out of it, theres three fuckers
 there, hes going to die
 si brought my mates with me ik think they want
 to fuck you up too, like your dead friend Max, dont
 worry youll see him soon
 >Max raises his hand and beckons them
 >Max's friend on his left lunges straight for Max
 >He dodges, and brings a knee up and an elbow
 across this kids throat
 Friend lets out a yelp and falls over
 In order to get their friend, both others rush
 Max,Max dodges every single fucking blow and
 responds by hammering them both with his
 orearms
 this goes on, the dodging and hammering until max
 Breaks one of Sykseys ribs
 Friend who fell over is back up by this time and
 tackles Max from behind
 except he doesnt, Max, in sage mode hadnt
 forgotten about the other friendd and swings his leg
 around and catches the guy square in the stomach
 the kid vomits and collpases
 >Syksey is in rage mode and lands a punch and a
 other friend twats Max across the ear and splits
 Maxs ear
 4 REPLIES
 26 minutes ago
 max with split ear provides a road of SAGE ART
 WOOD RELEASE, SEVERAL THOUSAND HANDS
 taking a small jump backwards, Max springs, full
 force into Skyseys other friend and floors the guy
 on top of him, Max relases a flurry of punches
 straight into the guys nose and face
 Max isnt stopping until, Skysey runs into Max
 this is it, the final fight
 >Skysey brings his body at full speed, trying to hit
 Max jumpes out of the way and brings his knee up
 into Sykseys
 >a sicken
 ing crunch
 ensues
 while prone on thwe floor Max mounts Syksey and
 begins hammerng his fists against Sykesys back
 an
 wailing and roaring through his tears, Max
 continues to pummel Syksey
 takes me and 4 of his friends to pull him off of
 sey
 while laid on the ground, Max utters '"I avenged you
 my friend, please rest in peace
 thus ended the 5th great shinobi war
 or
 3 REPLIES
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