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teenage girl: 4G 21:39 rueplumet i love prince eric. from the little mermaid. he's hilarious. because he seems like one of the most mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy. most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/ heroine. most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because they ll launch them into that direction or something, but they still don't bring knife to heart directly but then a couple do. and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen. like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise? he's really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he's so sweet n everything AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUC KER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WH ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!! ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE "HOLY SHIT DON'T GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE'LL STRAIGHT UP AT!!!! NO WONDER NO 17 4G 21:39 THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE'LL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!" i love him lainybunbuns At the beginning of the movie Prince Eric, without hesitation, jumps into the ocean, in the middle of a storm, and climbs onto a ship that's on fire, all to rescue his dog Then when he's convinced some mystery woman saved him, he starts looking for her just to thank her. On his way, he meets some mute naked teenage girl who can't even walk or dress herself, confirms that she's not the girl he's looking for, then brings her to stay at his castle anyway, for no particular reason No one questions this, just like they don't question when he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman one morning and says he's getting married that same day. At said wedding, several witnesses see his fiance turn into a sea monster, which he then murders by piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her. A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings Again, no one questions this 17 4G 21:39 piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her. A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings Again, no one questions this I'm convinced that Eric had to have done some crazy in sane stunts on a regular basis, cause despite him being so chill and relaxed normally, no one bats an eyelash at any of his ridiculous decisions or incredible feats during the course of the film. Clearly they're all used to it, and rumours of him marrying an ocean princess would only dissuade potential enemies of his country even further. a-kent a common conversation around the kingdom "Did you hear what Prince Eric did this morning?" "Oh gods, not again. jumpingjacktrash prince eric is a retired epic level player character Fuente: rrueplumet 115,535 notas 17 "...what the hell are you up to now, Eric?" "Y'know, the ush."
teenage girl: 4G 21:39
 rueplumet
 i love prince eric. from the little mermaid. he's
 hilarious. because he seems like one of the most
 mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney
 canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the
 bad guy. most disney villains die by consequence of
 the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/
 heroine. most of them fall to their deaths or cause
 their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly
 responsible because they ll launch them into that
 direction or something, but they still don't bring knife to
 heart directly
 but then a couple do. and prince eric is my fave out of
 those few because up until the final act, he is the most
 chill motherfucker u ever seen. like he is quick to spring
 to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise?
 he's really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach
 playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles
 like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he's so
 sweet n everything
 AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUC
 KER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA
 LIKE WH
 ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!! ALL
 THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE "HOLY SHIT DON'T GO
 THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE'LL STRAIGHT UP
 AT!!!! NO WONDER NO
 17

 4G 21:39
 THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE'LL STRAIGHT UP
 DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!"
 i love him
 lainybunbuns
 At the beginning of the movie Prince Eric, without
 hesitation, jumps into the ocean, in the middle of a
 storm, and climbs onto a ship that's on fire, all to rescue
 his dog
 Then when he's convinced some mystery woman saved
 him, he starts looking for her just to thank her. On his
 way, he meets some mute naked teenage girl who can't
 even walk or dress herself, confirms that she's not the
 girl he's looking for, then brings her to stay at his castle
 anyway, for no particular reason
 No one questions this, just like they don't question when
 he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman
 one morning and says he's getting married that same
 day. At said wedding, several witnesses see his fiance
 turn into a sea monster, which he then murders by
 piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of
 the ocean straight into her.
 A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the
 sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings
 Again, no one questions this
 17

 4G 21:39
 piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of
 the ocean straight into her.
 A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the
 sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings
 Again, no one questions this
 I'm convinced that Eric had to have done some crazy in
 sane stunts on a regular basis, cause despite him being
 so chill and relaxed normally, no one bats an eyelash at
 any of his ridiculous decisions or incredible feats during
 the course of the film. Clearly they're all used to it, and
 rumours of him marrying an ocean princess would only
 dissuade potential enemies of his country even further.
 a-kent
 a common conversation around the kingdom
 "Did you hear what Prince Eric did this morning?"
 "Oh gods, not again.
 jumpingjacktrash
 prince eric is a retired epic level player character
 Fuente: rrueplumet
 115,535 notas
 17
"...what the hell are you up to now, Eric?" "Y'know, the ush."

"...what the hell are you up to now, Eric?" "Y'know, the ush."

teenage girl: possessed-radios broccoli-butler voidspacer My roomba is scared of thunderstorms I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off-no power surges or anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap systlin Humans will pack bond with anything apostatively I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. "If something's in a damaged box I have to get it because I'm afraid no one else will love it," she laughed nervously Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers a-dull-glow I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said "is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?" And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime. your-friendly-neighbohood-black I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER Source: voidspacer <p>wholesome human bonds via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2rC78aE">https://ift.tt/2rC78aE</a></p>
teenage girl: possessed-radios
 broccoli-butler
 voidspacer
 My roomba is scared of thunderstorms
 I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes
 ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of
 thunder went off-no power surges or
 anything, just thunder-and my roomba fled
 from its dock and started spinning in circles
 I currently now have an active roomba sitting
 quietly on my lap
 systlin
 Humans will pack bond with anything
 apostatively
 I had a teenage girl come into my tea
 shop with her mother the other night. She
 purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most
 crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got
 banged around in shipment) and carried
 it protectively over to the counter. "If
 something's in a damaged box I have to get it
 because I'm afraid no one else will love it," she
 laughed nervously
 Not only will humans pack bond with
 anything, the empathy level of adolescent
 girls in particular likely has puppy-saving,
 world hunger-solving, war-ending powers
 a-dull-glow
 I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery
 store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night
 my boyfriend & I were driving home from
 rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the
 grocery store & I stared crying & he said "is it
 that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?"
 And I nodded and pulled the car around and
 bought the lime.
 your-friendly-neighbohood-black
 I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER
 Source: voidspacer
<p>wholesome human bonds via /r/wholesomememes <a href="https://ift.tt/2rC78aE">https://ift.tt/2rC78aE</a></p>

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teenage girl: Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a womarn. Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these violently rejecting boys are foxsan Isaac Asimov. simOnbaz yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point divinedorothy If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman wheo discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole- oft credited as one of the first scifi novels Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai's the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide "Isaac Asimov reblogs and stick it even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov? PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn't even do a frickin google search For Shame validcriticism And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess. gunthatshootsennui Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject: Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story Even Isaac Asimov ain't having none of your shit, not even posthumously touchofgrey37 You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman. Got that? Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it la-knight I have literally been telling people this for over a year the first extended prose piece- ie a not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman novel, was thepsychicclam The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s). itsnotjustpms: I’d like to title this stream “Dear Geek Guys” - if you don’t like women in geek culture, get out because it’s not yours. Also, a well-read woman will ALWAYS school you when you try to act the misogynist so go sit down… and read a book written by a woman.I’m not sure if the autobiography portion is correct though. I know there was a Korean woman who wrote a diary that was published…not sure if it counts as autobiography though, perhaps memoir? 
teenage girl: Just remember. There is no such thing as a
 fake geek girl.
 There are only fake geek boys.
 Science fiction was invented by a womarn.
 Specifically a teenage girl. You know,
 someone who would be a part of the
 demographic that some of these
 violently rejecting
 boys are
 foxsan
 Isaac Asimov.
 simOnbaz
 yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818
 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you
 kinda get my point
 divinedorothy
 If you want to push it back even further
 Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of
 Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing
 World in 1666, about a young woman wheo
 discovers a Utopian world that can only be
 accessed via the North Pole- oft credited as
 one of the first scifi novels
 Women have always been at the forefront
 of literature, the first novel (what we would
 consider a novel in modern terms) was written
 by a woman (Lady Muraskai's the Tale of Genji
 in the early 1000s) take your snide "Isaac
 Asimov reblogs and stick it
 even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov
 was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells,
 George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe
 or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?
 PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate
 to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the
 mother of modern science fiction you didn't
 even do a frickin google search For Shame
 validcriticism
 And if you want to go back even further,
 the first named, identified author in history
 was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high
 priestess.
 gunthatshootsennui
 Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov
 quote on the subject:
 Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a
 new finding of science which she advanced
 further to a logical extreme, and it is that
 which makes Frankenstein the first true
 science fiction story
 Even Isaac Asimov ain't having none of your
 shit, not even posthumously
 touchofgrey37
 You know what else was invented by women?
 Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the
 modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy
 wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The
 character would later inspire better known
 masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.
 Got that?
 Stick that in your international pipe and smoke
 it
 la-knight
 I have literally been telling people this for over
 a year
 the first extended prose piece- ie a
 not, as many male scholars will shout, Don
 Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008)
 written by a woman
 novel, was
 thepsychicclam
 The first autobiography ever written in English
 is also attributed to a woman, The Book of
 Margery Kempe (1430s).
itsnotjustpms:

I’d like to title this stream “Dear Geek Guys” - if you don’t like women in geek culture, get out because it’s not yours. Also, a well-read woman will ALWAYS school you when you try to act the misogynist so go sit down… and read a book written by a woman.I’m not sure if the autobiography portion is correct though. I know there was a Korean woman who wrote a diary that was published…not sure if it counts as autobiography though, perhaps memoir? 

itsnotjustpms: I’d like to title this stream “Dear Geek Guys” - if you don’t like women in geek culture, get out because it’s not yours....

teenage girl: 9-Year-Old Fatally Shoots 13-Year-Old Sister Over Video Game Controller; Officials Unsure If Charges Will Be Pressed @balleralert CB. 9-Year-Old Fatally Shoots 13-Year-Old Sister Over Video Game Controller; Officials Unsure If Charges Will Be Pressed - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Saturday, tragedy struck in Monroe County, Mississippi, when a 13-year-old girl was shot and killed by her 9-year-old brother over a video game. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to USA Today, the incident occurred after the young girl refused to give up a video game controller when her brother wanted it. As a result, officials say the young boy grabbed a gun and shot his sister in the back of the head, as the bullet pierced her brain. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The teenage girl was rushed to a local hospital, where she later died. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He’s just 9. I assume he’s seen this on video games or TV,” Monroe County Sheriff Cecil Cantrell said. “I don’t know if he knew exactly what this would do. I can’t answer that. I do know it’s a tragedy.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “This is all new ground for us, we’ve never dealt with a kid shooting a kid at age 9,” Cantrell said. “We don’t know yet what kind of charges or if charges will be pressed. We want to make sure we’re doing everything correctly.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “That’s why I’m not too fast to say anything because there are juveniles involved. We want to do what’s right and we’re going to get it right.”
teenage girl: 9-Year-Old Fatally Shoots 13-Year-Old Sister
 Over Video Game Controller; Officials Unsure
 If Charges Will Be Pressed
 @balleralert
 CB.
9-Year-Old Fatally Shoots 13-Year-Old Sister Over Video Game Controller; Officials Unsure If Charges Will Be Pressed - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Saturday, tragedy struck in Monroe County, Mississippi, when a 13-year-old girl was shot and killed by her 9-year-old brother over a video game. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to USA Today, the incident occurred after the young girl refused to give up a video game controller when her brother wanted it. As a result, officials say the young boy grabbed a gun and shot his sister in the back of the head, as the bullet pierced her brain. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The teenage girl was rushed to a local hospital, where she later died. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “He’s just 9. I assume he’s seen this on video games or TV,” Monroe County Sheriff Cecil Cantrell said. “I don’t know if he knew exactly what this would do. I can’t answer that. I do know it’s a tragedy.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “This is all new ground for us, we’ve never dealt with a kid shooting a kid at age 9,” Cantrell said. “We don’t know yet what kind of charges or if charges will be pressed. We want to make sure we’re doing everything correctly.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “That’s why I’m not too fast to say anything because there are juveniles involved. We want to do what’s right and we’re going to get it right.”

9-Year-Old Fatally Shoots 13-Year-Old Sister Over Video Game Controller; Officials Unsure If Charges Will Be Pressed - blogged by @MsJenn...

teenage girl: <p><a href="http://askflyleaf.tumblr.com/post/171509084194/jesteroffire-askflyleaf-libertarirynn-so" class="tumblr_blog">askflyleaf</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://jesteroffire.tumblr.com/post/171509055550/askflyleaf-libertarirynn-so-this-is-rebecca" class="tumblr_blog">jesteroffire</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://askflyleaf.tumblr.com/post/171508780609/libertarirynn-so-this-is-rebecca-black-now" class="tumblr_blog">askflyleaf</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171508725449/so-this-is-rebecca-black-now-like-friday" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>So this is Rebecca Black now. Like “Friday” Rebecca Black.</p></blockquote> <p>Huh. Little baby has grown up. </p> </blockquote> <p>Amazing what maturing can do.</p></blockquote> <p>I feel bad for her. Like… I didn’t watch Friday until… Within the last year. Just seemed like it was a teenage girl doing some dumb stuff. (It was) never understood the hate. </p></blockquote> <p>I mean the original song definitely sucked but that was more the fault of that creepy guy who owns the record company that offers to make 13-year-olds famous for a couple thousand dollars. He has a bunch of other videos of similarly young girls on YouTube singing godawful songs. I think it’s essentially a scam and to be honest I get strong pedo vibes from the guy. </p><p>She was just silly 13-year-old who wanted to be a singer and got taken advantage of, she certainly didn’t deserve fucking death threats. I’m glad she seems to be doing all right for herself now.</p>
teenage girl: <p><a href="http://askflyleaf.tumblr.com/post/171509084194/jesteroffire-askflyleaf-libertarirynn-so" class="tumblr_blog">askflyleaf</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://jesteroffire.tumblr.com/post/171509055550/askflyleaf-libertarirynn-so-this-is-rebecca" class="tumblr_blog">jesteroffire</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://askflyleaf.tumblr.com/post/171508780609/libertarirynn-so-this-is-rebecca-black-now" class="tumblr_blog">askflyleaf</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171508725449/so-this-is-rebecca-black-now-like-friday" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>So this is Rebecca Black now. Like “Friday” Rebecca Black.</p></blockquote>

<p>Huh. Little baby has grown up. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Amazing what maturing can do.</p></blockquote>

<p>I feel bad for her. Like… I didn’t watch Friday until… Within the last year. Just seemed like it was a teenage girl doing some dumb stuff. (It was) never understood the hate.  </p></blockquote>

<p>I mean the original song definitely sucked but that was more the fault of that creepy guy who owns the record company that offers to make 13-year-olds famous for a couple thousand dollars. He has a bunch of other videos of similarly young girls on YouTube singing godawful songs. I think it’s essentially a scam and to be honest I get strong pedo vibes from the guy. </p><p>She was just silly 13-year-old who wanted to be a singer and got taken advantage of, she certainly didn’t deserve fucking death threats. I’m glad she seems to be doing all right for herself now.</p>

<p><a href="http://askflyleaf.tumblr.com/post/171509084194/jesteroffire-askflyleaf-libertarirynn-so" class="tumblr_blog">askflyleaf</a>:<...