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Memes, Truth, and 🤖: A real man has nothing to hide. He will tell you the truth about whatever you want to know. Because he knows that if he's 1 0090 honest with you, you will trust him no matter what.

Memes, Truth, and 🤖: A real man has
nothing to hide.
He will tell you the
truth about whatever
you want to know.
Because he knows
that if he's 1 0090
honest with you,
you will trust him
no matter what.

Memes, Truth, and 🤖: A real man has
nothing to hide.
He will tell you the
truth about whatever
you want to know.
Because he knows
that if he's 1 0090
honest with you,
you will trust him
no matter what.

Best Friend, Bored, and Life: Throughout life you will meet one person who is unlike any other. You could talk to this person for hours and never get bored You could tell them anything and they would never judge you...this person is your soul mate, your best friend...don't ever let them go.

Best Friend, Bored, and Life: Throughout life you will
meet one person who is
unlike any other.
You could talk to this
person for hours and
never get bored
You could tell them
anything and they would
never judge you...this
person is your soul mate,
your best friend...don't
ever let them go.

Best Friend, Bored, and Life: Throughout life you will
meet one person who is
unlike any other.
You could talk to this
person for hours and
never get bored
You could tell them
anything and they would
never judge you...this
person is your soul mate,
your best friend...don't
ever let them go.

Love, Memes, and Text: Be clingy with me, always text me, annoy me, send me selfies, tell me about your day. I freaking love it.

Love, Memes, and Text: Be clingy with me,
always text me,
annoy me, send
me selfies, tell me
about your day.
I freaking love it.

Love, Memes, and Text: Be clingy with me,
always text me,
annoy me, send
me selfies, tell me
about your day.
I freaking love it.

Sorry, Tumblr, and Animal: Hi this possum was living in my children's bedroom for 3 days before we believed them. fullmetalfisting: opossummypossum: it’s your pet now, sorry, these are the rules. I am LOSING MY MIND. Imagine being a child with no agency and there’s a WILD ANIMAL in your bedroom and you try to tell the two people in your world who are supposed to advocate for you and they’re like “ur lying.” So you have to live with a opossum.

Sorry, Tumblr, and Animal: Hi this possum was living in my
children's bedroom for 3 days before
we believed them.
fullmetalfisting:
opossummypossum:

it’s your pet now, sorry, these are the rules.

I am LOSING MY MIND. Imagine being a child with no agency and there’s a WILD ANIMAL in your bedroom and you try to tell the two people in your world who are supposed to advocate for you and they’re like “ur lying.” So you have to live with a opossum.

Sorry, Tumblr, and Animal: Hi this possum was living in my
children's bedroom for 3 days before
we believed them.
fullmetalfisting:
opossummypossum:

it’s your pet now, sorry, these are the rules.

I am LOSING MY MIND. Imagine being a child with no agency and there’s a WILD ANIMAL in your bedroom and you try to tell the two people in your world who are supposed to advocate for you and they’re like “ur lying.” So you have to live with a opossum.

fullmetalfisting: opossummypossum: it’s your pet now, sorry, these are the rules. I am LOSING MY MIND. Imagine being a child with no agenc...

Af, Dank, and Work: When you're at work hungover AF trying to act like nothing is wrong but everyone can tell... Clear as day.

Af, Dank, and Work: When you're at work hungover AF
trying to act like nothing is
wrong but everyone can tell...
Clear as day.

Af, Dank, and Work: When you're at work hungover AF
trying to act like nothing is
wrong but everyone can tell...
Clear as day.

Clear as day.

Dank, Rude, and Never: maddi reid @maddireid don't tell me how rude our generation is because l've worked in customer service for over 3 years and I've never had someone close to my age yell and freak out on me like the older generation doese Be kind to the customer service reps.

Dank, Rude, and Never: maddi reid
@maddireid
don't tell me how rude our generation is
because l've worked in customer
service for over 3 years and I've never
had someone close to my age yell and
freak out on me like the older
generation doese
Be kind to the customer service reps.

Dank, Rude, and Never: maddi reid
@maddireid
don't tell me how rude our generation is
because l've worked in customer
service for over 3 years and I've never
had someone close to my age yell and
freak out on me like the older
generation doese
Be kind to the customer service reps.

Be kind to the customer service reps.

Love, Text, and Day: Be clingy with me, always text me, annoy me, send me selfies, tell me about your day I freaking love it. RILES

Love, Text, and Day: Be clingy with me,
always text me, annoy
me, send me selfies,
tell me about your day
I freaking love it.
RILES

Love, Text, and Day: Be clingy with me,
always text me, annoy
me, send me selfies,
tell me about your day
I freaking love it.
RILES

Clothes, Fall, and Family: astrorudeboi: bisexual-hufflepuff16: mishkablackpaw: tweetthang96: tchitchou26: thewife101: shadowunicornofthenight: saltycaffeine: Ultra Soft One of a Kind Asymmetric Hoodie Eve™ made with Premium Cotton Blend. Perfect for a chilly Evening. A Great Gift for your Friends and Family ***USE COUPON CODE: HOODIE FOR A DISCOUNT*** – GET IT HERE – I HAVE ONE OF THESE AND LEMME SAY THEY’RE SO FUCKING SOFT AND AMAZING AND PERFECT TO BUNDLE UP IN AND THE POCKET IS SO LARGE REALLY GET ONE I seriously just bought a grey one. So bloody excited. Yay for comfy fall clothes!!!! I have been eyeing those for SO LONG. @thewife101 you must tell me about it when you receive yours ! The grey looks great but I do love the burgundy one. My mom has two and I am very jealous. Want but sadly I’m a guy :/ I hate society Who cares if you’re a guy. If want it, and can afford it, get it! My girl and I love it lmaoo

Clothes, Fall, and Family: astrorudeboi:
bisexual-hufflepuff16:

mishkablackpaw:

tweetthang96:

tchitchou26:

thewife101:

shadowunicornofthenight:

saltycaffeine:

Ultra Soft One of a Kind Asymmetric Hoodie Eve™ made with Premium Cotton Blend. Perfect for a chilly Evening. A Great Gift for your Friends and Family
***USE COUPON CODE: HOODIE FOR A DISCOUNT***
– GET IT HERE –

I HAVE ONE OF THESE AND LEMME SAY THEY’RE SO FUCKING SOFT AND AMAZING AND PERFECT TO BUNDLE UP IN AND THE POCKET IS SO LARGE REALLY GET ONE

I seriously just bought a grey one. So bloody excited. Yay for comfy fall clothes!!!!

I have been eyeing those for SO LONG. @thewife101 you must tell me about it when you receive yours ! The grey looks great but I do love the burgundy one.

My mom has two and I am very jealous.

Want but sadly I’m a guy :/ I hate society

Who cares if you’re a guy. If want it, and can afford it, get it!

My girl and I love it lmaoo

Clothes, Fall, and Family: astrorudeboi:
bisexual-hufflepuff16:

mishkablackpaw:

tweetthang96:

tchitchou26:

thewife101:

shadowunicornofthenight:

saltycaffeine:

Ultra Soft One of a Kind Asymmetric Hoodie Eve™ made with Premium Cotton Blend. Perfect for a chilly Evening. A Great Gift for your Friends and Family
***USE COUPON CODE: HOODIE FOR A DISCOUNT***
– GET IT HERE –

I HAVE ONE OF THESE AND LEMME SAY THEY’RE SO FUCKING SOFT AND AMAZING AND PERFECT TO BUNDLE UP IN AND THE POCKET IS SO LARGE REALLY GET ONE

I seriously just bought a grey one. So bloody excited. Yay for comfy fall clothes!!!!

I have been eyeing those for SO LONG. @thewife101 you must tell me about it when you receive yours ! The grey looks great but I do love the burgundy one.

My mom has two and I am very jealous.

Want but sadly I’m a guy :/ I hate society

Who cares if you’re a guy. If want it, and can afford it, get it!

My girl and I love it lmaoo

astrorudeboi: bisexual-hufflepuff16: mishkablackpaw: tweetthang96: tchitchou26: thewife101: shadowunicornofthenight: saltycaffeine: ...

Cats, Tumblr, and Blog: This is not a yeun How to tell if your This is your cats war face. cat is plotting to kill you novelty-gift-ideas: How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Cats, Tumblr, and Blog: This is not a yeun
How to tell if your
This is your cats war face.
cat
is plotting to
kill you
novelty-gift-ideas:

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Cats, Tumblr, and Blog: This is not a yeun
How to tell if your
This is your cats war face.
cat
is plotting to
kill you
novelty-gift-ideas:

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

novelty-gift-ideas: How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Good, Boy, and Dog: Chandler @Pelicans Follow Every retweet this gets l will pet my dog and tell him he's a good boy. RETWEETS LIKES Whos a good boy?

Good, Boy, and Dog: Chandler
@Pelicans
Follow
Every retweet this gets l will pet my dog and
tell him he's a good boy.
RETWEETS LIKES
Whos a good boy?

Good, Boy, and Dog: Chandler
@Pelicans
Follow
Every retweet this gets l will pet my dog and
tell him he's a good boy.
RETWEETS LIKES
Whos a good boy?

Whos a good boy?

Cats, Tumblr, and Blog: This is not a yeun How to tell if your This is your cats war face. cat is plotting to kill you novelty-gift-ideas: How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Cats, Tumblr, and Blog: This is not a yeun
How to tell if your
This is your cats war face.
cat
is plotting to
kill you
novelty-gift-ideas:

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Cats, Tumblr, and Blog: This is not a yeun
How to tell if your
This is your cats war face.
cat
is plotting to
kill you
novelty-gift-ideas:

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

novelty-gift-ideas: How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Dank, Love, and Phone: dundee 3 @King_Crabb i'm lifeguarding and i just witnessed an 8yr old girl tell this boy that they can't be together because he has a phone and she doesn't, he then threw his phone in the dive pool and said "nothing can keep me fronm you. this generation loves so hard WOW I need someone to love me like that.

Dank, Love, and Phone: dundee 3
@King_Crabb
i'm lifeguarding and i just witnessed
an 8yr old girl tell this boy that they
can't be together because he has a
phone and she doesn't, he then
threw his phone in the dive pool and
said "nothing can keep me fronm
you. this generation loves so hard
WOW
I need someone to love me like that.

Dank, Love, and Phone: dundee 3
@King_Crabb
i'm lifeguarding and i just witnessed
an 8yr old girl tell this boy that they
can't be together because he has a
phone and she doesn't, he then
threw his phone in the dive pool and
said "nothing can keep me fronm
you. this generation loves so hard
WOW
I need someone to love me like that.

I need someone to love me like that.

Dank, Shit, and World: GrizZzly @GrizzlySZN Can't tell Tank "no" for nothing in the world because then he does this and makes me feel like shit

Dank, Shit, and World: GrizZzly
@GrizzlySZN
Can't tell Tank "no" for nothing in the
world because then he does this and
makes me feel like shit

Dank, Shit, and World: GrizZzly
@GrizzlySZN
Can't tell Tank "no" for nothing in the
world because then he does this and
makes me feel like shit

Hope, Dog, and Vista: Hope Vista @hopevista IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO MY STALL unclefather he has a joke to tell you but he has to stop laughing first

Hope, Dog, and Vista: Hope
Vista
@hopevista
IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO
MY STALL
unclefather
he has a joke to tell you but he has to
stop laughing first

Hope, Dog, and Vista: Hope
Vista
@hopevista
IM PEEING AND THIS DOG CAME INTO
MY STALL
unclefather
he has a joke to tell you but he has to
stop laughing first

Ali, Breakfast, and Sleep: Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert Him: tell me your wildest fantasy Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast Wildest fantasies

Ali, Breakfast, and Sleep: Ali Kolbert
@AliKolbert
Him: tell me your wildest fantasy
Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a
buffet breakfast
Wildest fantasies

Ali, Breakfast, and Sleep: Ali Kolbert
@AliKolbert
Him: tell me your wildest fantasy
Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a
buffet breakfast
Wildest fantasies

Wildest fantasies

Blessed, Community, and Love: Humans of New York December 5, 2016 "I come from Ghana. I'm always smiling. People ask me: 'Isaac, why are you always smiling?' I tell them: 'What else can I do?' I am so blessed to be in this country. I work in customer service at the CVS on 57th Street and I love it. CVS is the best place that I love so much. I help people with their needs and it makes me so happy. I help them with their coupons. I help them with their medication. People bring me their challenges and I solve their problems. You can say that I am their champion. I am not a citizen. But when I help people with their problems, that makes me part of the community. So l do feel like an American." positive-memes: Generous and very wholesome immigrant

Blessed, Community, and Love: Humans of New York
December 5, 2016
"I come from Ghana. I'm always smiling. People ask
me: 'Isaac, why are you always smiling?' I tell them:
'What else can I do?' I am so blessed to be in this
country. I work in customer service at the CVS on
57th Street and I love it. CVS is the best place that I
love so much. I help people with their needs and it
makes me so happy. I help them with their coupons.
I help them with their medication. People bring me
their challenges and I solve their problems. You can
say that I am their champion. I am not a citizen. But
when I help people with their problems, that makes
me part of the community. So l do feel like an
American."
positive-memes:

Generous and very wholesome immigrant

Blessed, Community, and Love: Humans of New York
December 5, 2016
"I come from Ghana. I'm always smiling. People ask
me: 'Isaac, why are you always smiling?' I tell them:
'What else can I do?' I am so blessed to be in this
country. I work in customer service at the CVS on
57th Street and I love it. CVS is the best place that I
love so much. I help people with their needs and it
makes me so happy. I help them with their coupons.
I help them with their medication. People bring me
their challenges and I solve their problems. You can
say that I am their champion. I am not a citizen. But
when I help people with their problems, that makes
me part of the community. So l do feel like an
American."
positive-memes:

Generous and very wholesome immigrant

positive-memes: Generous and very wholesome immigrant

Dank, Best, and Never: Husbands are the best people to share secret with They'll never tell anyone, because they aren't even listening

Dank, Best, and Never: Husbands are the
best people to share
secret with
They'll never tell
anyone, because they
aren't even listening

Dank, Best, and Never: Husbands are the
best people to share
secret with
They'll never tell
anyone, because they
aren't even listening

Being Alone, Run, and Shit: I was in Spain. And I was in a restaurant. And Ineeded to use the facilities in this restaurant L.I needed to "drop the kids off at the pool." So I did that. I went to flush. Didn't work. Six, seven times I tried to get it down, James. Would not go So I was in to do the right thing. I'm not just going to do a "hit and run" and leave it here.Il go out and tell someone there's a problem with their facilities. So I went out into the restaurant. I found a waiter Unfortunately, he didn't speak a word of English. ldidn't speak any Spanish. Sol ended up having to kind of gesture to this man. As in: "Yes,could you please just come here!" No no no leave them alone,just follow me!" I ushered him into the toilet. I pointed at my poo. Iwent to flush. It went down straight away HOW WEIRD DID ILOOK? Like I just invited him into the toilet to say goodhye to my shit The best language barrier story

Being Alone, Run, and Shit: I was in Spain. And I was in a restaurant. And
Ineeded to use the facilities in this restaurant
L.I needed to "drop the kids off at the pool."
So I did that. I went to flush. Didn't work.
Six, seven times I tried to get it down, James.
Would not go
So I was in to do the right thing.
I'm not just going to do a "hit and run" and
leave it here.Il go out and tell someone
there's a problem with their facilities.
So I went out into the restaurant. I found a waiter
Unfortunately, he didn't speak a word of English.
ldidn't speak any Spanish. Sol ended up
having to kind of gesture to this man.
As in: "Yes,could you please just come here!"
No no no leave them alone,just follow me!"
I ushered him into the toilet.
I pointed at my poo.
Iwent to flush. It went down straight away
HOW WEIRD DID ILOOK?
Like I just invited him into the toilet
to say goodhye to my shit
The best language barrier story

Being Alone, Run, and Shit: I was in Spain. And I was in a restaurant. And
Ineeded to use the facilities in this restaurant
L.I needed to "drop the kids off at the pool."
So I did that. I went to flush. Didn't work.
Six, seven times I tried to get it down, James.
Would not go
So I was in to do the right thing.
I'm not just going to do a "hit and run" and
leave it here.Il go out and tell someone
there's a problem with their facilities.
So I went out into the restaurant. I found a waiter
Unfortunately, he didn't speak a word of English.
ldidn't speak any Spanish. Sol ended up
having to kind of gesture to this man.
As in: "Yes,could you please just come here!"
No no no leave them alone,just follow me!"
I ushered him into the toilet.
I pointed at my poo.
Iwent to flush. It went down straight away
HOW WEIRD DID ILOOK?
Like I just invited him into the toilet
to say goodhye to my shit
The best language barrier story

The best language barrier story

Blessed, Community, and Love: Humans of New York December 5, 2016 "I come from Ghana. I'm always smiling. People ask me: 'Isaac, why are you always smiling?' I tell them: 'What else can I do?' I am so blessed to be in this country. I work in customer service at the CVS on 57th Street and I love it. CVS is the best place that I love so much. I help people with their needs and it makes me so happy. I help them with their coupons. I help them with their medication. People bring me their challenges and I solve their problems. You can say that I am their champion. I am not a citizen. But when I help people with their problems, that makes me part of the community. So l do feel like an American." Generous and very wholesome immigrant

Blessed, Community, and Love: Humans of New York
December 5, 2016
"I come from Ghana. I'm always smiling. People ask
me: 'Isaac, why are you always smiling?' I tell them:
'What else can I do?' I am so blessed to be in this
country. I work in customer service at the CVS on
57th Street and I love it. CVS is the best place that I
love so much. I help people with their needs and it
makes me so happy. I help them with their coupons.
I help them with their medication. People bring me
their challenges and I solve their problems. You can
say that I am their champion. I am not a citizen. But
when I help people with their problems, that makes
me part of the community. So l do feel like an
American."
Generous and very wholesome immigrant

Blessed, Community, and Love: Humans of New York
December 5, 2016
"I come from Ghana. I'm always smiling. People ask
me: 'Isaac, why are you always smiling?' I tell them:
'What else can I do?' I am so blessed to be in this
country. I work in customer service at the CVS on
57th Street and I love it. CVS is the best place that I
love so much. I help people with their needs and it
makes me so happy. I help them with their coupons.
I help them with their medication. People bring me
their challenges and I solve their problems. You can
say that I am their champion. I am not a citizen. But
when I help people with their problems, that makes
me part of the community. So l do feel like an
American."
Generous and very wholesome immigrant

Generous and very wholesome immigrant

Best Friend, Bored, and Life: Throughout life you will meet one person who is unlike any other. You could talk to this person for hours and never get bored. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you...this person is your soul mate, your best friend...don't ever let them go.

Best Friend, Bored, and Life: Throughout life you
will meet one person
who is unlike any
other.
You could talk to this
person for hours and
never get bored.
You could tell them
anything and they would
never judge you...this
person is your soul mate,
your best friend...don't
ever let them go.

Best Friend, Bored, and Life: Throughout life you
will meet one person
who is unlike any
other.
You could talk to this
person for hours and
never get bored.
You could tell them
anything and they would
never judge you...this
person is your soul mate,
your best friend...don't
ever let them go.

Dank, Makeup, and PlayStation: christa @christabOss tell me why my boyfriend just tried to dust his playstation off with MY MAKEUP BRUSHES Brushes are brushes.

Dank, Makeup, and PlayStation: christa
@christabOss
tell me why my boyfriend just tried to
dust his playstation off with MY
MAKEUP BRUSHES
Brushes are brushes.

Dank, Makeup, and PlayStation: christa
@christabOss
tell me why my boyfriend just tried to
dust his playstation off with MY
MAKEUP BRUSHES
Brushes are brushes.

Brushes are brushes.

Apparently, Tumblr, and Neil Armstrong: John Franglen @draxar Follow Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there." # awesome Reply t Retweeted Favorite 11,709 2,819 RETWEETS FAVORITE 12:50 PM-26 Aug 12 Embed this Tweet niknak79.tumblr.com notyourplayground: nehirose: ::muffled screaming:: DO NOT PRETEND YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS I guess you had to be there.

Apparently, Tumblr, and Neil Armstrong: John Franglen
@draxar
Follow
Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell
unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow
them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be
there." # awesome
Reply t Retweeted Favorite
11,709 2,819
RETWEETS FAVORITE
12:50 PM-26 Aug 12 Embed this Tweet
niknak79.tumblr.com
notyourplayground:
nehirose:
::muffled screaming::
DO NOT PRETEND YOU WOULDN'T
DO THIS
I guess you had to be there.

Apparently, Tumblr, and Neil Armstrong: John Franglen
@draxar
Follow
Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell
unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow
them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be
there." # awesome
Reply t Retweeted Favorite
11,709 2,819
RETWEETS FAVORITE
12:50 PM-26 Aug 12 Embed this Tweet
niknak79.tumblr.com
notyourplayground:
nehirose:
::muffled screaming::
DO NOT PRETEND YOU WOULDN'T
DO THIS
I guess you had to be there.

I guess you had to be there.

Http, Net, and Think: someone to tell you Sometimes you just need you're not as terrible as you think you are. http://iglovequotes.net/

Http, Net, and Think: someone to tell you
Sometimes you just need
you're not as terrible as you think you are.
http://iglovequotes.net/

Http, Net, and Think: someone to tell you
Sometimes you just need
you're not as terrible as you think you are.
http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Best, Computer, and Science: tell me a joke >> How do you generate a random string? Put a first year Computer Science student in Vim and ask them to save and exit. The best random string generation algorithm!

Best, Computer, and Science: tell me a joke
>> How do you generate a random string?
Put a first year Computer Science
student in Vim and ask them to save
and exit.
The best random string generation algorithm!

Best, Computer, and Science: tell me a joke
>> How do you generate a random string?
Put a first year Computer Science
student in Vim and ask them to save
and exit.
The best random string generation algorithm!

The best random string generation algorithm!

Cat, Please, and Cage: "Karen please tell the cat I need my cage novW

Cat, Please, and Cage: "Karen please tell the cat I need my
cage novW

Cat, Please, and Cage: "Karen please tell the cat I need my
cage novW

Dank, Shit, and World: Grizzzly @GrizzlySZN Can't tell Tank "no" for nothing in the world because then he does this and makes me feel like shit Why you tell him no in the first place?

Dank, Shit, and World: Grizzzly
@GrizzlySZN
Can't tell Tank "no" for nothing in the
world because then he does this and
makes me feel like shit
Why you tell him no in the first place?

Dank, Shit, and World: Grizzzly
@GrizzlySZN
Can't tell Tank "no" for nothing in the
world because then he does this and
makes me feel like shit
Why you tell him no in the first place?

Why you tell him no in the first place?

Anaconda, Truth, and Him: A real man has nothing to hide. He will tell vou the truth about whatever you want to know. Because he knows that if he's 100% honeśt with you, you will truśt him no matter what.

Anaconda, Truth, and Him: A real man has
nothing to hide.
He will tell vou the
truth about whatever
you want to know.
Because he knows
that if he's 100%
honeśt with you,
you will truśt him
no matter what.

Anaconda, Truth, and Him: A real man has
nothing to hide.
He will tell vou the
truth about whatever
you want to know.
Because he knows
that if he's 100%
honeśt with you,
you will truśt him
no matter what.

Ali, Dank, and She Knows: Ali Kolbert @AliKolbert Him: tell me your wildest fantasy Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast She knows what up.

Ali, Dank, and She Knows: Ali Kolbert
@AliKolbert
Him: tell me your wildest fantasy
Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a
buffet breakfast
She knows what up.

Ali, Dank, and She Knows: Ali Kolbert
@AliKolbert
Him: tell me your wildest fantasy
Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a
buffet breakfast
She knows what up.

She knows what up.

Cheetos, Iphone, and Police: Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS P It's snowing again. You know the drill. We say roads are getting slick, tell you to stay home, most of you do, some of you can't, some of you like to slide around to pick up Cheetos at the gas station. It is what it is. 18:46 2/19/19 Twitter for iPhone mystical-flute: caucasianscriptures: You know the drill My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

Cheetos, Iphone, and Police: Lawrence Police
@LawrenceKS P
It's snowing again. You know the drill.
We say roads are getting slick, tell
you to stay home, most of you do,
some of you can't, some of you like
to slide around to pick up Cheetos at
the gas station. It is what it is.
18:46 2/19/19 Twitter for iPhone
mystical-flute:

caucasianscriptures:
You know the drill
My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

Cheetos, Iphone, and Police: Lawrence Police
@LawrenceKS P
It's snowing again. You know the drill.
We say roads are getting slick, tell
you to stay home, most of you do,
some of you can't, some of you like
to slide around to pick up Cheetos at
the gas station. It is what it is.
18:46 2/19/19 Twitter for iPhone
mystical-flute:

caucasianscriptures:
You know the drill
My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

mystical-flute: caucasianscriptures: You know the drill My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

Children, Confused, and Family: Allie Jake MorganAshleySandy Brooke Pat fCoke Corey Jason priteShare Sam John Friends brandonsgame: otherwise-called-squidpope: mrscarstairs: Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story. So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out. Weird right? I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT. After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected. She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well. Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine. what a sweet litter @xubbs

Children, Confused, and Family: Allie
Jake
MorganAshleySandy Brooke
Pat
fCoke
Corey Jason
priteShare
Sam
John
Friends
brandonsgame:

otherwise-called-squidpope:

mrscarstairs:
Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

what a sweet litter

@xubbs

Children, Confused, and Family: Allie
Jake
MorganAshleySandy Brooke
Pat
fCoke
Corey Jason
priteShare
Sam
John
Friends
brandonsgame:

otherwise-called-squidpope:

mrscarstairs:
Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES.
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

what a sweet litter

@xubbs

brandonsgame: otherwise-called-squidpope: mrscarstairs: Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story. So I was watching Fullmet...

Birthday, Florida Man, and Google: Swervin merv @g_pratimaaa EVERYBODY google "florida man" followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractcr Florida Man

Birthday, Florida Man, and Google: Swervin merv
@g_pratimaaa
EVERYBODY google "florida man"
followed by your birthday (florida man
august 22) and tell me what you get.
mine is Florida Man tries to attack
neighbor with tractcr
Florida Man

Birthday, Florida Man, and Google: Swervin merv
@g_pratimaaa
EVERYBODY google "florida man"
followed by your birthday (florida man
august 22) and tell me what you get.
mine is Florida Man tries to attack
neighbor with tractcr
Florida Man

Florida Man

Job, You, and What: Job Interviewer: So, tell me what special skills you have. Me: Thats It?

Job, You, and What: Job Interviewer: So, tell me what special
skills you have.
Me:
Thats It?

Job, You, and What: Job Interviewer: So, tell me what special
skills you have.
Me:
Thats It?

Thats It?

Chill, T-Mobile, and Work: Lmfao why'd my manager send me this T-Mobile LTE 2:29 PM Mike (Enterprise)> Today 2:29 PM waluigi knows you're high at work its chill he won't tell anyone he's just giving you a heads up that it's visible Message

Chill, T-Mobile, and Work: Lmfao why'd my manager
send me this
T-Mobile LTE
2:29 PM
Mike (Enterprise)>
Today 2:29 PM
waluigi knows you're
high at work
its chill he won't tell anyone
he's just giving you a heads up that it's visible
Message

Chill, T-Mobile, and Work: Lmfao why'd my manager
send me this
T-Mobile LTE
2:29 PM
Mike (Enterprise)>
Today 2:29 PM
waluigi knows you're
high at work
its chill he won't tell anyone
he's just giving you a heads up that it's visible
Message

Respect, How, and Who: I respect a person who is vocal. Tell me why you're into me. Tell me why I pissed you off and tell me how I can fix it. Tell me everything. Talk.

Respect, How, and Who: I respect a person
who is vocal.
Tell me why you're into
me. Tell me why I pissed
you off and tell me how
I can fix it.
Tell me everything. Talk.

Respect, How, and Who: I respect a person
who is vocal.
Tell me why you're into
me. Tell me why I pissed
you off and tell me how
I can fix it.
Tell me everything. Talk.

Dad, Mark Ruffalo, and Cool: KT NELSON @Krang TNelson ORK'S COOL DAD someone should tell mark ruffalo that he is also famous NTERNATIO CO SE?NITON LL INT TERNATIO 으CON 09/02/2018, 1:18 am He is too humble

Dad, Mark Ruffalo, and Cool: KT NELSON
@Krang TNelson
ORK'S COOL DAD
someone should tell mark ruffalo that
he is also famous
NTERNATIO
CO
SE?NITON LL
INT
TERNATIO
으CON
09/02/2018, 1:18 am
He is too humble

Dad, Mark Ruffalo, and Cool: KT NELSON
@Krang TNelson
ORK'S COOL DAD
someone should tell mark ruffalo that
he is also famous
NTERNATIO
CO
SE?NITON LL
INT
TERNATIO
으CON
09/02/2018, 1:18 am
He is too humble

He is too humble

Alive, Dank, and Memes: Rasiq @Rasiq07 Anyone else buy expensive shit but tell your mum a lower price just so you stay alive? Yeah same Same here by Playskull MORE MEMES

Alive, Dank, and Memes: Rasiq
@Rasiq07
Anyone else buy expensive shit but tell
your mum a lower price just so you stay
alive? Yeah same
Same here by Playskull
MORE MEMES

Alive, Dank, and Memes: Rasiq
@Rasiq07
Anyone else buy expensive shit but tell
your mum a lower price just so you stay
alive? Yeah same
Same here by Playskull
MORE MEMES

Same here by Playskull MORE MEMES

Alive, Shit, and Yeah: Rasiq @Rasiq07 Anyone else buy expensive shit but tell your mum a lower price just so you stay alive? Yeah same Same here

Alive, Shit, and Yeah: Rasiq
@Rasiq07
Anyone else buy expensive shit but tell
your mum a lower price just so you stay
alive? Yeah same
Same here

Alive, Shit, and Yeah: Rasiq
@Rasiq07
Anyone else buy expensive shit but tell
your mum a lower price just so you stay
alive? Yeah same
Same here

Same here

Lol, Parents, and Singing: Did your parents ever tell you the joke where they'd say if you were kidnapped you'd annoy the kidnapper so much they'd give you back? Lol KE Tweet 2 Daily Mirror @DailyMirror Abducted child set free after ANNOYING his kidnapper by singing gospel songs mirr.im/1fl6cbq Seriously 😂

Lol, Parents, and Singing: Did your parents ever tell you the joke
where they'd say if you were kidnapped
you'd annoy the kidnapper so much
they'd give you back? Lol
KE
Tweet
2
Daily Mirror
@DailyMirror
Abducted child set free after ANNOYING
his kidnapper by singing gospel songs
mirr.im/1fl6cbq
Seriously 😂

Lol, Parents, and Singing: Did your parents ever tell you the joke
where they'd say if you were kidnapped
you'd annoy the kidnapper so much
they'd give you back? Lol
KE
Tweet
2
Daily Mirror
@DailyMirror
Abducted child set free after ANNOYING
his kidnapper by singing gospel songs
mirr.im/1fl6cbq
Seriously 😂

Seriously 😂

Birthday, Florida Man, and Google: swervin merv @g_pratimaaa EVERYBODY google "florida man" followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor 1 TALLAHASSEE VISIT SITE Florida man poses as homeless person, hands out money to those who help 9:46 AM, Dec 28, 2018 Wholesome Florida Man

Birthday, Florida Man, and Google: swervin merv
@g_pratimaaa
EVERYBODY google "florida man"
followed by your birthday (florida man
august 22) and tell me what you get.
mine is Florida Man tries to attack
neighbor with tractor
1 TALLAHASSEE
VISIT SITE
Florida man poses as
homeless person,
hands out money to
those who help
9:46 AM, Dec 28, 2018
Wholesome Florida Man

Birthday, Florida Man, and Google: swervin merv
@g_pratimaaa
EVERYBODY google "florida man"
followed by your birthday (florida man
august 22) and tell me what you get.
mine is Florida Man tries to attack
neighbor with tractor
1 TALLAHASSEE
VISIT SITE
Florida man poses as
homeless person,
hands out money to
those who help
9:46 AM, Dec 28, 2018
Wholesome Florida Man

Wholesome Florida Man

Tinder, Yeah, and Chat: michael t @fieriwap tinder but for fights O mattyice67 Explore lights Tap a locatios to see light SCHEDULE FIGHT P OUT Chat to heat up for a fight Pro-tip: tell your match what you don't like about their pictune Bro, your tace is pissing me off Wanna throw down? Hell yeah bro, I'mma t'ck you up Cool, meet me behind 5th Ave Deli parking lot Tonight: 9PM. Done mattyice67 Ameteur FIGHT PASS Rumblr

Tinder, Yeah, and Chat: michael t
@fieriwap
tinder but for fights
O mattyice67
Explore lights
Tap a locatios to see light
SCHEDULE FIGHT
P OUT
Chat to heat up for a fight Pro-tip: tell your
match what you don't like about their pictune
Bro, your tace is pissing me off
Wanna throw down?
Hell yeah bro, I'mma
t'ck you up
Cool, meet me behind 5th Ave
Deli parking lot Tonight: 9PM.
Done
mattyice67
Ameteur
FIGHT
PASS
Rumblr

Tinder, Yeah, and Chat: michael t
@fieriwap
tinder but for fights
O mattyice67
Explore lights
Tap a locatios to see light
SCHEDULE FIGHT
P OUT
Chat to heat up for a fight Pro-tip: tell your
match what you don't like about their pictune
Bro, your tace is pissing me off
Wanna throw down?
Hell yeah bro, I'mma
t'ck you up
Cool, meet me behind 5th Ave
Deli parking lot Tonight: 9PM.
Done
mattyice67
Ameteur
FIGHT
PASS
Rumblr

Rumblr

Cool, Com, and What: What happens When I Tell People I'm Colourblind Thats cool *points at object WHAT COLOUR IS THIS?! GraphJam.com

Cool, Com, and What: What happens When I Tell People I'm
Colourblind
Thats cool
*points at object
WHAT COLOUR IS
THIS?!
GraphJam.com

Cool, Com, and What: What happens When I Tell People I'm
Colourblind
Thats cool
*points at object
WHAT COLOUR IS
THIS?!
GraphJam.com

Birthday, Florida Man, and Google: Swervin merv @g pratimaaa EVERYBODY google "florida man" followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor Me irl

Birthday, Florida Man, and Google: Swervin merv
@g pratimaaa
EVERYBODY google "florida man"
followed by your birthday (florida man
august 22) and tell me what you get.
mine is Florida Man tries to attack
neighbor with tractor
Me irl

Birthday, Florida Man, and Google: Swervin merv
@g pratimaaa
EVERYBODY google "florida man"
followed by your birthday (florida man
august 22) and tell me what you get.
mine is Florida Man tries to attack
neighbor with tractor
Me irl

Me irl

Shit, World, and Tank: GrizZzly @GrizzlySZN Can't tell Tank "no" for nothing in the world because then he does this and makes me feel like shit Armour in place

Shit, World, and Tank: GrizZzly
@GrizzlySZN
Can't tell Tank "no" for nothing in the
world because then he does this and
makes me feel like shit
Armour in place

Shit, World, and Tank: GrizZzly
@GrizzlySZN
Can't tell Tank "no" for nothing in the
world because then he does this and
makes me feel like shit
Armour in place

Armour in place

Business, Good, and Tell Em: ldc if we argued all day .. if anybody ask. Tell em we good. Not they business Keep ya business, ya business.💯

Business, Good, and Tell Em: ldc if we argued all day .. if anybody
ask. Tell em we good. Not they
business
Keep ya business, ya business.💯

Business, Good, and Tell Em: ldc if we argued all day .. if anybody
ask. Tell em we good. Not they
business
Keep ya business, ya business.💯

Keep ya business, ya business.💯

Best, Good, and Still: "so tell me a little bit about yourself NOT THE BEST BUT STILL GOOD 1PCS 1/0.99 $0.99

Best, Good, and Still: "so tell me a little bit about yourself
NOT THE BEST
BUT STILL GOOD
1PCS 1/0.99 $0.99

Best, Good, and Still: "so tell me a little bit about yourself
NOT THE BEST
BUT STILL GOOD
1PCS 1/0.99 $0.99

Sound, They, and You: Do you tell me lies because they sound better?

Sound, They, and You: Do you tell me lies
because they sound better?

Sound, They, and You: Do you tell me lies
because they sound better?

Dank, Friends, and Work: Shafeeq @Y2SHAF your work friends are honestly a different level of friendship like i tell them things i haven't even told myself yet They're special.

Dank, Friends, and Work: Shafeeq
@Y2SHAF
your work friends are honestly a
different level of friendship like i tell
them things i haven't even told myself
yet
They're special.

Dank, Friends, and Work: Shafeeq
@Y2SHAF
your work friends are honestly a
different level of friendship like i tell
them things i haven't even told myself
yet
They're special.

They're special.

Family, Friends, and Love: Tell someone you love them today. Because tomorrow is not promised. To my family and my friends I love you. I Love Myself Do You?

Family, Friends, and Love: Tell someone you
love them today.
Because tomorrow
is not promised.
To my family
and my friends
I love you.
I Love Myself
Do You?

Family, Friends, and Love: Tell someone you
love them today.
Because tomorrow
is not promised.
To my family
and my friends
I love you.
I Love Myself
Do You?

Life, Love, and Abortion: Michael Kimbell 12 mins I have an idea for you pro-lifers out there. Instead of protesting outside a legal abortion clinic. Why don't you go inside the clinic. And, each young lady that walks in the clinic, with the intention of having an abortion. You tell them that it's not necessary. Because, you are there to sign papers stating you intention to adopt and care for the unborn child. And, assure her that you will love and nurture that child for the rest of its life. Also, tell her she has nothing to worry about. Because you will also be handling all of her medical bills during the pregnancy. And, if you don't want to do all of those things. Perhaps, you should stay the fuck out of her business. Confederacy of Dunces

Life, Love, and Abortion: Michael Kimbell
12 mins
I have an idea for you pro-lifers out there.
Instead of protesting outside a legal abortion
clinic. Why don't you go inside the clinic. And,
each young lady that walks in the clinic, with
the intention of having an abortion. You tell
them that it's not necessary. Because, you
are there to sign papers stating you intention
to adopt and care for the unborn child. And,
assure her that you will love and nurture that
child for the rest of its life. Also, tell her she
has nothing to worry about. Because you will
also be handling all of her medical bills during
the pregnancy. And, if you don't want to do all
of those things. Perhaps, you should stay the
fuck out of her business.
Confederacy of Dunces

Life, Love, and Abortion: Michael Kimbell
12 mins
I have an idea for you pro-lifers out there.
Instead of protesting outside a legal abortion
clinic. Why don't you go inside the clinic. And,
each young lady that walks in the clinic, with
the intention of having an abortion. You tell
them that it's not necessary. Because, you
are there to sign papers stating you intention
to adopt and care for the unborn child. And,
assure her that you will love and nurture that
child for the rest of its life. Also, tell her she
has nothing to worry about. Because you will
also be handling all of her medical bills during
the pregnancy. And, if you don't want to do all
of those things. Perhaps, you should stay the
fuck out of her business.
Confederacy of Dunces

Confederacy of Dunces

Dank, Okay, and Train: How a normal person tells a story START OF END OF STORYD oSTORY How l tell a story PRE-STORY PROLDGUE FOR "CONTEXT SEMI RELATED APOLOGIZE SIDE STORY Too → MANY DETAILS END OF START oF STORY WAIT,OKAY, BACK TO THE MAIN STORy REALIZESTO 'VE BEEN TALKING Too LONG WHAT WAS I TALKING ABouT? WRAP SToRy UP AND FINALLY GET TO THE So METHING JUST NOW REMEMBERED LoSE of THOUGHT -수 TRAIN ΡΟΙΝτ Story telling 101.

Dank, Okay, and Train: How a normal person tells a story
START
OF
END
OF
STORYD
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How l tell a story
PRE-STORY
PROLDGUE
FOR "CONTEXT
SEMI
RELATED APOLOGIZE
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STORY
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→ MANY
DETAILS
END
OF
START
oF
STORY
WAIT,OKAY,
BACK TO THE
MAIN STORy
REALIZESTO
'VE BEEN
TALKING
Too LONG
WHAT
WAS I
TALKING
ABouT?
WRAP SToRy
UP AND
FINALLY
GET TO THE
So METHING
JUST NOW
REMEMBERED
LoSE
of
THOUGHT
-수
TRAIN
ΡΟΙΝτ
Story telling 101.

Dank, Okay, and Train: How a normal person tells a story
START
OF
END
OF
STORYD
oSTORY
How l tell a story
PRE-STORY
PROLDGUE
FOR "CONTEXT
SEMI
RELATED APOLOGIZE
SIDE
STORY
Too
→ MANY
DETAILS
END
OF
START
oF
STORY
WAIT,OKAY,
BACK TO THE
MAIN STORy
REALIZESTO
'VE BEEN
TALKING
Too LONG
WHAT
WAS I
TALKING
ABouT?
WRAP SToRy
UP AND
FINALLY
GET TO THE
So METHING
JUST NOW
REMEMBERED
LoSE
of
THOUGHT
-수
TRAIN
ΡΟΙΝτ
Story telling 101.

Story telling 101.