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temporal: This is probably the best customer service exchange ever... Netflix Customer Service You are now chatting with: Michael 16 minutes ago You I have a problem to report Netilix Michael This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netfiox, which member of the crew am I speaking with 6 minutes ag 6 minutes ag You 6 minutes ago Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here 15 minutes ago Engineering has a problem to report Netflix Michael LT, what seems to be the problem? 15 minutes ago 5 minutes ag Visual displays are erratic, sir 4 minutes ago season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly Netflix Michael How so, LT? You at 5 minutes of operation You 4 minutes ago 4 minutes ago 14 minutes ago 4 minutes ago the visual creates a temporal loop 4 minutes ag and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again 3 minutes ago Our ship seems to be immune to the eflect, as our lves are not actually repeating over and over Netflix Michael Oh, no. LTI told you no watching Netfiox while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. ) 3 minstes a 3 minutes ago Dammit, m an engineer, not a navigator Netflix Michael 3 minutes ago 2 minutes ago We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present Netflix Micha LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows? minutes ago 11 สunutes ago But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days You no other episodes of ether Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected You We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge minutes ag 0 minutes ago 0 minutes ago Netflix Micha LT. that is no good at all. 0 minutes ag We also attempted to start the episode "after the anomaly, and we were pulled back in and the loop continued minsites ag Ok. I will get this issue fagged so our techs can look at it minutes ag Worst of all, Captain.. the dalogue . It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, This s real lide. This is real Ide. This is real lde WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Netflix Michal minutes ag HAHA Netlix Michal That is a homible place to get stuck Netflix Michaal Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier minutes ag 8 minutes ago 1 minutes ag Indeed, Captain. Netlix Michael 0 minutes ago 0 minutes ago [Oh, also, your report a problem with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence this chat, which also happens to be best customer senice experience I think I have ever minutes ago Well thank you. Netllix Michael We got that reported on our end minutes ag minutes ago This needs to go on a blog somewhere minutes ag you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done. 8minutes ago Netflix Michael LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today? You I almost wish there were minutes ago 7 minutes ago minutes ago Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay online for a one question survey You minutes ago This chat session has ended you satisfied with your Netflix experience? No Thanks for your feedback you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com lolzandtrollz:Guy Goes Online To Complain, The Best Thing Happens
temporal: This is probably the best customer
 service exchange ever...
 Netflix Customer Service
 You are now chatting with: Michael
 16 minutes ago
 You
 I have a problem to report
 Netilix Michael
 This is Cpt. Mike of the good ship Netfiox, which member of the crew am I speaking with
 6 minutes ag
 6 minutes ag
 You
 6 minutes ago
 Greetings, Captain. Lt. Norm here
 15 minutes ago
 Engineering has a problem to report
 Netflix Michael
 LT, what seems to be the problem?
 15 minutes ago
 5 minutes ag
 Visual displays are erratic, sir
 4 minutes ago
 season 5, episode 13 of Parks and Recreation is behaving oddly
 Netflix Michael
 How so, LT?
 You
 at 5 minutes of operation
 You
 4 minutes ago
 4 minutes ago
 14 minutes ago
 4 minutes ago
 the visual creates a temporal loop
 4 minutes ag
 and nearly 3 seconds of footage repeats over and over again
 3 minutes ago
 Our ship seems to be immune to the eflect, as our lves are not actually repeating over
 and over
 Netflix Michael
 Oh, no. LTI told you no watching Netfiox while we sail through the Burmuda Triangle. )
 3 minstes a
 3 minutes ago
 Dammit, m an engineer, not a navigator
 Netflix Michael
 3 minutes ago
 2 minutes ago
 We are not sure whether our instruments are at fault, or if some anomaly is present
 Netflix Micha
 LT Norm, does this happen at any other points on any other shows?
 minutes ago
 11 สunutes ago
 But, this temporal loop has occurred at the same place on three separate days
 You
 no other episodes of ether Parks and Rec or other shows have been affected
 You
 We have attempted restarting the episode from the beginning, and she didn't budge
 minutes ag
 0 minutes ago
 0 minutes ago
 Netflix Micha
 LT. that is no good at all.
 0 minutes ag
 We also attempted to start the episode "after the anomaly, and we were pulled back in
 and the loop continued
 minsites ag
 Ok. I will get this issue fagged so our techs can look at it
 minutes ag
 Worst of all, Captain.. the dalogue . It looped over Councilwoman Knope saying, This
 s real lide. This is real Ide. This is real lde WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
 Netflix Michal
 minutes ag
 HAHA
 Netlix Michal
 That is a homible place to get stuck
 Netflix Michaal
 Councilwoman Knope is such a worrier
 minutes ag
 8 minutes ago
 1 minutes ag
 Indeed, Captain.
 Netlix Michael
 0 minutes ago
 0 minutes ago
 [Oh, also, your report a problem with streaming wasn't working a minute ago. Hence
 this chat, which also happens to be best customer senice experience I think I have ever
 minutes ago
 Well thank you.
 Netllix Michael
 We got that reported on our end
 minutes ag
 minutes ago
 This needs to go on a blog somewhere
 minutes ag
 you will get a prompt to receive a transcript of this conversation when we are done.
 8minutes ago
 Netflix Michael
 LT Norm, are there any other Netflix issues I could help you with today?
 You
 I almost wish there were
 minutes ago
 7 minutes ago
 minutes ago
 Hehe:) Have a wonderful night. And one more thing, if you wouldn't mind, please stay
 online for a one question survey
 You
 minutes ago
 This chat session has ended
 you satisfied with
 your Netflix experience?
 No
 Thanks for your feedback
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
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temporal: THIS ALL FEELS FAMILIAR DOESN'T IT, FRED? WE PARTICIPATED IN A GENOCIDE, BARNEY. This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it's 100% official real Flintstones. Clarification: I don't hate this book, I love it, it's amazing. It's just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line "We participated in a genocide, Barney." ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i'nm can we have some context to this, perhaps? Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army Back then the father of said violent candidate was rilin the "tree people". Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actualy an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock g people up against That's what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did (Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.) connerd-cynique just fucking read it http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones WAS ALL A LIE the-prolefeed I refuse to believe this rift in reality that is the Flintstones reboot comic is allowed to exist. I will not touch, for I fear temporal displacement. "What have I yabba dabba done?" Yabba Dabba Dont
temporal: THIS ALL
 FEELS FAMILIAR
 DOESN'T IT,
 FRED?
 WE
 PARTICIPATED
 IN A GENOCIDE,
 BARNEY.
 This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it's 100% official
 real Flintstones.
 Clarification: I don't hate this book, I love it, it's amazing. It's just that taking
 a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the
 line "We participated in a genocide, Barney."
 ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i'nm
 can we have some context to this, perhaps?
 Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war
 mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This
 reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army
 Back then the father of said violent candidate was rilin
 the "tree people". Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed
 to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actualy
 an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to
 build Bedrock
 g people up against
 That's what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a
 genocide. They literally did
 (Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son
 Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
 connerd-cynique
 just fucking read it
 http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones
 WAS ALL A LIE
 the-prolefeed
 I refuse to believe this rift in reality that is the Flintstones reboot comic is
 allowed to exist. I will not touch, for I fear temporal displacement.
 "What have I yabba dabba done?"
Yabba Dabba Dont

Yabba Dabba Dont

temporal: STARStar Wars Stuff @starwarstuff WAR Hayden Christensen will play for the #SoccerAid World XI this Sunday His player profile is genius HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN STRENGTH: ROUGH, GETS EVERYWHERE WEAKNESS: TENDENCY TO CHOKE AID SOCCER AID WORLD X OT HUB unicef& After starring as Anakin Skywalker in the second and third Star Wars prequels, will the force be with Hayden on Sunday night? 12:40 PM 08 Jun 18 <p><a href="https://xanadus-kira.tumblr.com/post/175061292579/ahsoka-tahno-kylostahp-dyingsighs" class="tumblr_blog">xanadus-kira</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://ahsoka-tahno.tumblr.com/post/175000203903/kylostahp-dyingsighs-xanadus-kira-i-love" class="tumblr_blog">ahsoka-tahno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kylostahp.tumblr.com/post/174822861827/dyingsighs-xanadus-kira-i-love-him-so-much" class="tumblr_blog">kylostahp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dyingsighs.tumblr.com/post/174770209344/xanadus-kira-i-love-him-so-much-hayden" class="tumblr_blog">dyingsighs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://xanadus-kira.tumblr.com/post/174706699649/i-love-him-so-much" class="tumblr_blog">xanadus-kira</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I love him so much</p></blockquote> <p>Hayden embracing the Sand meme.</p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p> #got that hot dad anakin look going on #and getting on for the age Vader was in ANH <br/></p></blockquote> <p>wow thanks for <i>that </i>vector of temporal inevitability angst I had never considered</p> </blockquote> <p>Update </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a0b4644a79de86aa8283368d8b52929/tumblr_inline_pai7kvgzWE1qi54pn_500.png" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="640"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Poor Hayden</p> </blockquote>
temporal: STARStar Wars Stuff
 @starwarstuff
 WAR
 Hayden Christensen will play for the
 #SoccerAid World XI this Sunday
 His player profile is genius
 HAYDEN
 CHRISTENSEN
 STRENGTH: ROUGH, GETS
 EVERYWHERE
 WEAKNESS: TENDENCY TO
 CHOKE
 AID
 SOCCER AID WORLD X
 OT
 HUB
 unicef&
 After starring as Anakin Skywalker in the
 second and third Star Wars prequels, will
 the force be with Hayden on Sunday night?
 12:40 PM 08 Jun 18
<p><a href="https://xanadus-kira.tumblr.com/post/175061292579/ahsoka-tahno-kylostahp-dyingsighs" class="tumblr_blog">xanadus-kira</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://ahsoka-tahno.tumblr.com/post/175000203903/kylostahp-dyingsighs-xanadus-kira-i-love" class="tumblr_blog">ahsoka-tahno</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://kylostahp.tumblr.com/post/174822861827/dyingsighs-xanadus-kira-i-love-him-so-much" class="tumblr_blog">kylostahp</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://dyingsighs.tumblr.com/post/174770209344/xanadus-kira-i-love-him-so-much-hayden" class="tumblr_blog">dyingsighs</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://xanadus-kira.tumblr.com/post/174706699649/i-love-him-so-much" class="tumblr_blog">xanadus-kira</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I love him so much</p></blockquote>

<p>Hayden embracing the Sand meme.</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote><p>

#got that hot dad anakin look going on #and getting on for the age Vader was in ANH

<br/></p></blockquote>
<p>wow thanks for <i>that </i>vector of temporal inevitability angst I had never considered</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Update </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a0b4644a79de86aa8283368d8b52929/tumblr_inline_pai7kvgzWE1qi54pn_500.png" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="640"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Poor Hayden</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="https://xanadus-kira.tumblr.com/post/175061292579/ahsoka-tahno-kylostahp-dyingsighs" class="tumblr_blog">xanadus-kira</a>:</p...