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tew: Messenger JUL 26, 12:15 PM Hello hun! I had you on my mind and wondered why I hadn't seen you on Facebook. Then I realized we're no longer friends on here JUL 26, 1:01 PM Hope you're doing well JUL 26, 3:32 PM Hi Carma. Hope you're doing well too. Yeah I went through my friends list this summer to simplify my Facebook feed and took out people don't know well or talk to. No offense intended, just trying to de clutter and simplify my life Gotcha. well just know I truly miss seeing vou on here Hope you're doing well 5:23 PM Messenger 5:23 PM Hello I wanted to reach out and offer you the opportunity to reinstate with Scentay for absolutely FREE! Once reinstated, I will send you a Tew supplies and help you become Active within the month which will earn you an average of $50! So, what ya think? Want to make a few extra bucks or more?? Carma https://www.ftc.gov/sites/default files/documents ublic comments/trade- requlation-rule-disclosure- requirements-and-prohibitions- concerning-business opportunities- ftc.r51 1993-00008%C2%A0/000 08-57281.pdf www.ftc.gov ftc.gov Messenger I'm not sure what that link is hun It didnt open for me. Hope you're doina well Did you click on it? It's studies that the federal government has run on MLMs which state that only the top earners make any profit. The rest of most downlines actually go in debt trying to do an MLM "side hustle." I'm not interested and please don't contact me about Scentsy again Hope you're doing well too Nope it didn't open for me although l'd highly disagree I make more than some "higher" up than me so I know that it's TRUE We aren't a pyramid scheme or a regular 9 to 5 job in which the higher ups make more money than others. Hope you have a great 2019! Ex scentsy upline hun asks me if I want to come back...pretends to not be able to read link about MLMs being scams
tew: Messenger
 JUL 26, 12:15 PM
 Hello hun!
 I had you on my mind and
 wondered why I hadn't seen you
 on Facebook. Then I realized we're
 no longer friends on here
 JUL 26, 1:01 PM
 Hope you're doing well
 JUL 26, 3:32 PM
 Hi Carma. Hope you're doing well
 too. Yeah I went through my friends
 list this summer to simplify my
 Facebook feed and took out people
 don't know well or talk to. No offense
 intended, just trying to de clutter and
 simplify my life
 Gotcha. well just know I truly miss
 seeing vou on here
 Hope you're doing well
 5:23 PM

 Messenger
 5:23 PM
 Hello
 I wanted to reach out and offer
 you the opportunity to reinstate
 with Scentay for absolutely FREE!
 Once reinstated, I will send you a
 Tew supplies and help you become
 Active within the month which will
 earn you an average of $50!
 So, what ya think?
 Want to make a few extra bucks or
 more??
 Carma
 https://www.ftc.gov/sites/default
 files/documents
 ublic comments/trade-
 requlation-rule-disclosure-
 requirements-and-prohibitions-
 concerning-business
 opportunities-
 ftc.r51 1993-00008%C2%A0/000
 08-57281.pdf
 www.ftc.gov
 ftc.gov

 Messenger
 I'm not sure what that link is hun
 It didnt open for me. Hope you're
 doina well
 Did you click on it? It's studies that
 the federal government has run on
 MLMs which state that only the top
 earners make any profit. The rest of
 most downlines actually go in debt
 trying to do an MLM "side hustle."
 I'm not interested and please don't
 contact me about Scentsy again
 Hope you're doing well too
 Nope it didn't open for me
 although l'd highly disagree
 I make more than some "higher"
 up than me so I know that it's
 TRUE
 We aren't a pyramid scheme or a
 regular 9 to 5 job in which the
 higher ups make more money than
 others.
 Hope you have a great 2019!
Ex scentsy upline hun asks me if I want to come back...pretends to not be able to read link about MLMs being scams

Ex scentsy upline hun asks me if I want to come back...pretends to not be able to read link about MLMs being scams

tew: tumblr Follow bitchhpunk debrides I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object(say bye bus) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it autisticcole I'm glad there's a teacher version of accidentally called teacher 'mom when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people my lord One time during family prayer, dad began: our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you? One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say Welcome to White Castle, what's your crave?) asked, "Welcome to White Castle, what's your problem? She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing. Yesterday I went to Wendy's and the girl said "Welcome to McDonalds" and then just sighed Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered please open your books to page eight, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy -ill ask the same question twice, or say $2.60 is your total" while handing back their change, or say "how are you doing today?" instead of have a good day! like name it ive bungled it but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the front said: Tew books are well wntten, fewer still are important, and this book manages to be both as i handed her the bag i was trying to say "thanks, youre all set and instead my brain mashed up the review and i said thanks, youre important there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said. she blinked and then said oh thank you! youre important too! the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his response was "at least you said something NICE last week i accidentally combined youre welcome' and 'no problem' into 'youre a problem agrestenoir one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, This is why we use our walking feet we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, yeah, okay, i should ve done that. I've spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexivey say shit like behind" and coming around as I maneuver through spaces and around people. Which, actually, not such a bad thing. I'm a big guy and can come across as mposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help avoid collisions. Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a coming with a knife" while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks Alex i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat t he needed something I have woken up in a cold sweat saying is that for here or to go? only-in-movies Conversely, in my old job I rarely answered outside calls so was only used to picking up to colleagues in random ways. So one day while fixing something at a different desk I answered what I thought was an internal call with "how do, I have usurped admin" only to realise it was external and a board member on the line. The CEO banned me from the phones while trying not to laugh. I have worked in a variety of caté/restaurant jobs, and in my most recent cafe job people were allowed to bring their leashed dogs through the line with them. One day someone came through the line with an adorable pup, and when the dog looked up at me as I was checking them out, I said "would you like that dog for here or to go? only-in-movies Conversely, in my old job I rarely answered outside calls so was only used to picking up to colleagues in random ways. So one day while fixing something at a different desk I answered what I thought was an internal call with "how do, I have usurped admin" only to realise it was external and a board member on the line. The CEO banned me from the phones while trying not to laugh I have worked in a variety of caté/restaurant jobs, and in my most recent cafe job people were allowed to bring their leashed dogs through the line with them One day someone came through the line with an adorable pup, and when the dog looked up at me as I was checking them out, I said "would you like that dog for here or to go? Source debrides 438,007 notes Sometimes your brain just glitches
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 I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I
 accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object(say bye
 bus) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it
 autisticcole
 I'm glad there's a teacher version of accidentally called teacher 'mom
 when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call
 people my lord
 One time during family prayer, dad began: our father who art in heaven,
 American Airlines, how can I help you?
 One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was
 supposed to say Welcome to White Castle, what's your crave?)
 asked, "Welcome to White Castle, what's your problem?
 She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.
 Yesterday I went to Wendy's and the girl said "Welcome to McDonalds" and then
 just sighed
 Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered
 please open your books to page eight, and we just kind of stared at each other,
 blinking
 work retail full time and my script gets frequently messy -ill ask the same
 question twice, or say $2.60 is your total" while handing back their change, or
 say "how are you doing today?" instead of have a good day! like name it ive
 bungled it
 but anyway, this lady came thru my line buying a book and the review on the
 front said: Tew books are well wntten, fewer still are important, and this book
 manages to be both
 as i handed her the bag i was trying to say "thanks, youre all set and instead my
 brain mashed up the review and i said thanks, youre important
 there was this short pause in which i tried to figure out what the fuck id just said.
 she blinked and then said oh thank you! youre important too!
 the real kicker was one of my coworkers. when i was relating this story later his
 response was "at least you said something NICE last week i accidentally
 combined youre welcome' and 'no problem' into 'youre a problem
 agrestenoir
 one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on
 my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room
 and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared
 and said, This is why we use our walking feet
 we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, yeah, okay, i
 should ve done that.
 I've spent a good chunk of time working in kitchens, so I still will reflexivey say
 shit like behind" and coming around as I maneuver through spaces and
 around people.
 Which, actually, not such a bad thing. I'm a big guy and can come across as
 mposing pretty easily. The position calls can help defuse that, and also help
 avoid collisions.
 Less good is the time my brain was half functional and I let slip a coming with a
 knife" while grocery shopping. THAT took some explaining
 I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my
 Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks
 Alex
 i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my
 legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat
 t he needed something
 I have woken up in a cold sweat saying is that for here or to go?
 only-in-movies
 Conversely, in my old job I rarely answered outside calls so was only used to
 picking up to colleagues in random ways. So one day while fixing something at a
 different desk I answered what I thought was an internal call with "how do, I have
 usurped admin" only to realise it was external and a board member on the line.
 The CEO banned me from the phones while trying not to laugh.
 I have worked in a variety of caté/restaurant jobs, and in my most recent cafe job
 people were allowed to bring their leashed dogs through the line with them.
 One day someone came through the line with an adorable pup, and when the
 dog looked up at me as I was checking them out, I said "would you like that dog
 for here or to go?
 only-in-movies
 Conversely, in my old job I rarely answered outside calls so was only used to
 picking up to colleagues in random ways. So one day while fixing something at a
 different desk I answered what I thought was an internal call with "how do, I have
 usurped admin" only to realise it was external and a board member on the line.
 The CEO banned me from the phones while trying not to laugh
 I have worked in a variety of caté/restaurant jobs, and in my most recent cafe job
 people were allowed to bring their leashed dogs through the line with them
 One day someone came through the line with an adorable pup, and when the
 dog looked up at me as I was checking them out, I said "would you like that dog
 for here or to go?
 Source debrides
 438,007 notes
Sometimes your brain just glitches

Sometimes your brain just glitches