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Funny, Savage, and Thank You: Igot a notification saying my Lyft
Driver was deaf and to text him
anything I needed to say. So l texted
him saying thank you for picking me
up. This man turned around to me and
said "No problem bro. You can talk to
me. I just say that Im deaf so my
passengers don't talk to me"
Savage ππ
![Funny, Savage, and Thank You: Igot a notification saying my Lyft
Driver was deaf and to text him
anything I needed to say. So l texted
him saying thank you for picking me
up. This man turned around to me and
said "No problem bro. You can talk to
me. I just say that Im deaf so my
passengers don't talk to me"
Savage ππ]()
Savage ππ
Bad, Birthday, and Drunk: cabs
@cambreezyyyy
1 year ago today i drunk texted my
grandmother for her birthday
2
grandma georgina
iMessage
Today 12:09 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM
GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US
WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today 1:52 AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real
talk
Delivered
Today 9:27 AM
Cambria Kinsleigh you are a
disgrace.
Omg π©π
![Bad, Birthday, and Drunk: cabs
@cambreezyyyy
1 year ago today i drunk texted my
grandmother for her birthday
2
grandma georgina
iMessage
Today 12:09 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM
GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US
WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today 1:52 AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real
talk
Delivered
Today 9:27 AM
Cambria Kinsleigh you are a
disgrace.
Omg π©π]()
Omg π©π
Memes, Shit, and Thank You: A Boy Has No President
@Nicholas_ted33
I got a notification saying my Lyft
Driver was deaf and to text him
anything I needed to say. So l texted
him saying thank you for picking me
up. This man turned around to me and
said "No problem bro. You can talk to
me. Ijust say that Im deaf so my
passengers don't talk to me"
Thereβs levels to this shit!!
![Memes, Shit, and Thank You: A Boy Has No President
@Nicholas_ted33
I got a notification saying my Lyft
Driver was deaf and to text him
anything I needed to say. So l texted
him saying thank you for picking me
up. This man turned around to me and
said "No problem bro. You can talk to
me. Ijust say that Im deaf so my
passengers don't talk to me"
Thereβs levels to this shit!!]()
Thereβs levels to this shit!!
Bad, Definitely, and God: "There's a reason why the world is so
thirsty for him"Lana Condor talks
about Noah Centineo
The same is true of Centineo, whose success
makes his Lara Jean giggle with gratitude.
The world loves Noah, like everyone's in love with
Noah," Condor says. "As we were shooting the film
I was like, "Oh my god the world is not ready for
Noah, he's just gonna charm the whole entire
world,' and he definitely did that.
And not without reason, she adds. During
production, she received some bad news and was
feeling down one evening when she texted
Centineo. He was at a dinner, and Condor just
gave him a heads up that she could use company
f he was free afterward.
As soon as he got the text, he got the bill, got up
from dinner, ran like seven blocks, full sprint, sent
me a video- full sprint!- of him running back to
our apartment building, ran upstairs, banged on my
apartment door, came in, swaddled me like a baby
with a bunch of blankets, and then cleaned my
whole apartment."
Is it real love? π€
![Bad, Definitely, and God: "There's a reason why the world is so
thirsty for him"Lana Condor talks
about Noah Centineo
The same is true of Centineo, whose success
makes his Lara Jean giggle with gratitude.
The world loves Noah, like everyone's in love with
Noah," Condor says. "As we were shooting the film
I was like, "Oh my god the world is not ready for
Noah, he's just gonna charm the whole entire
world,' and he definitely did that.
And not without reason, she adds. During
production, she received some bad news and was
feeling down one evening when she texted
Centineo. He was at a dinner, and Condor just
gave him a heads up that she could use company
f he was free afterward.
As soon as he got the text, he got the bill, got up
from dinner, ran like seven blocks, full sprint, sent
me a video- full sprint!- of him running back to
our apartment building, ran upstairs, banged on my
apartment door, came in, swaddled me like a baby
with a bunch of blankets, and then cleaned my
whole apartment."
Is it real love? π€]()
nsfw
Is it real love? π€
Bad, Definitely, and God: " There's a reason why the world is so
thirsty for him"- Lana Condor talks
about Noah Centineo
The same is true of Centineo, whose success
makes his Lara Jean giggle with gratitude.
The world loves Noah, like everyone's in love with
Noah, Condor says. "As we were shooting the film
I was like, 'Oh my god the world is not ready for
Noah, he's just gonna charm the whole entire
world,' and he definitely did that.
And not without reason, she adds. During
production, she received some bad news and was
feeling down one evening when she texted
Centineo. He was at a dinner, and Condor just
gave him a heads up that she could use company
if he was free afterward
"As soon as he got the text, he got the bill, got up
from dinner, ran like seven blocks, full sprint, sent
me a video- full sprint! - of him running back to
our apartment building, ran upstairs, banged on my
apartment door, came in, swaddled me like a baby
with a bunch of blankets, and then cleaned my
whole apartment."
it shocks me that theyβre doing this off set.. do they actually love each other?
![Bad, Definitely, and God: " There's a reason why the world is so
thirsty for him"- Lana Condor talks
about Noah Centineo
The same is true of Centineo, whose success
makes his Lara Jean giggle with gratitude.
The world loves Noah, like everyone's in love with
Noah, Condor says. "As we were shooting the film
I was like, 'Oh my god the world is not ready for
Noah, he's just gonna charm the whole entire
world,' and he definitely did that.
And not without reason, she adds. During
production, she received some bad news and was
feeling down one evening when she texted
Centineo. He was at a dinner, and Condor just
gave him a heads up that she could use company
if he was free afterward
"As soon as he got the text, he got the bill, got up
from dinner, ran like seven blocks, full sprint, sent
me a video- full sprint! - of him running back to
our apartment building, ran upstairs, banged on my
apartment door, came in, swaddled me like a baby
with a bunch of blankets, and then cleaned my
whole apartment."
it shocks me that theyβre doing this off set.. do they actually love each other?]()
it shocks me that theyβre doing this off set.. do they actually love each other?
Bad, Birthday, and Drunk: cabs
@cambreezyyyy
1 year ago today i drunk texted my
grandmother for her birthday
γ@
2
grandma georgina
iMessage
Today 12:09 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM
GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US
WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today 1:52 AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real
talk
Delivered
Today 9:27 AM
Cambria Kinsleigh you are a
disgrace
HOW IM TRYNNA BE TONIGHT!!!
![Bad, Birthday, and Drunk: cabs
@cambreezyyyy
1 year ago today i drunk texted my
grandmother for her birthday
γ@
2
grandma georgina
iMessage
Today 12:09 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM
GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US
WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today 1:52 AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real
talk
Delivered
Today 9:27 AM
Cambria Kinsleigh you are a
disgrace
HOW IM TRYNNA BE TONIGHT!!!]()
HOW IM TRYNNA BE TONIGHT!!!
Hello, Wow, and Thank You: siham
@PsighYam
uguys my old nail tech lady turned
good friend just texted me this & im
really in tears wow
Hello Siam
I am now go back home to my
country of Vietnam I want to say
thank you for everything for teaching
me my son english and help him do
homework it been an honor to be
your friend and I wish you come see
me in Hanoi. I have house and new
business and I'm very sad to be
leaving you with everybody but time
to go! A
Enjoy your holiday I hope to see you
again my good friend. I'm happy to
be a braver person because you
Text from and old nail tech lady via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KHbGmK
![Hello, Wow, and Thank You: siham
@PsighYam
uguys my old nail tech lady turned
good friend just texted me this & im
really in tears wow
Hello Siam
I am now go back home to my
country of Vietnam I want to say
thank you for everything for teaching
me my son english and help him do
homework it been an honor to be
your friend and I wish you come see
me in Hanoi. I have house and new
business and I'm very sad to be
leaving you with everybody but time
to go! A
Enjoy your holiday I hope to see you
again my good friend. I'm happy to
be a braver person because you
Text from and old nail tech lady via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KHbGmK]()
Text from and old nail tech lady via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2KHbGmK
Shit, Stalking, and Taco Bell: @jaggies
At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes
another employee, says she's his
niece, and asks when she'll be there.
The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in
at 7!"
Don't do this.
8/6/18, 7:46 PM
35.7K Retweets 82.1K Likes
getoffmyastroterf:
orion-rising:
Always be vague. Say I think theyβre in today or not until later. If they press say itβs company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they donβt how would a stranger know. Donβt give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.
At my last job someone came up and asked when βSarahβ was working next. I didnβt tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Donβt do this shit please.
Just say βbinch they donβt pay me enough to worry about someone elseβs schedule. Now order something or gtfoβ
![Shit, Stalking, and Taco Bell: @jaggies
At Taco Bell. A man walks in, describes
another employee, says she's his
niece, and asks when she'll be there.
The cashier helpfully tells him "She's in
at 7!"
Don't do this.
8/6/18, 7:46 PM
35.7K Retweets 82.1K Likes
getoffmyastroterf:
orion-rising:
Always be vague. Say I think theyβre in today or not until later. If they press say itβs company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they donβt how would a stranger know. Donβt give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.
At my last job someone came up and asked when βSarahβ was working next. I didnβt tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Donβt do this shit please.
Just say βbinch they donβt pay me enough to worry about someone elseβs schedule. Now order something or gtfoβ]()
getoffmyastroterf: orion-rising: Always be vague. Say I think theyβre in today or not until later. If they press say itβs company policy no...
Autocorrect, Butt, and Phone: Josh
@billingsley313
My pregnant wife texted me a selfie
in a new dress and asked "Does it
make my butt look big?" I texted
back "Noo!" My phone autocorrect
my response to "Moo!"
Please send help!
8:14 PM. Jun 7, 2018
<p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/175816866512/udderly-destroyed" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Udderly destroyed</p></blockquote>
![Autocorrect, Butt, and Phone: Josh
@billingsley313
My pregnant wife texted me a selfie
in a new dress and asked "Does it
make my butt look big?" I texted
back "Noo!" My phone autocorrect
my response to "Moo!"
Please send help!
8:14 PM. Jun 7, 2018
<p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/175816866512/udderly-destroyed" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Udderly destroyed</p></blockquote>]()
<p><a href="http://awesomacious.tumblr.com/post/175816866512/udderly-destroyed" class="tumblr_blog">awesomacious</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ud...
