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Dad, Energy, and Fucking: ashley @lesbianuraraka I ASKED MY DAD TO HELP ME REPLACE THE MOTHERBOARD OF MY XBOX AND HE JUST SAID "do i look like a fucking rocket scientist?" MY DAD WORKED FOR 1:13 am 11 Nov 18 15.8K Retweets 118K Likes castielsteenwolf: amelie-not-amelia: Same energy one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

Dad, Energy, and Fucking: ashley
@lesbianuraraka
I ASKED MY DAD TO HELP ME
REPLACE THE MOTHERBOARD
OF MY XBOX AND HE JUST SAID
"do i look like a fucking rocket
scientist?"
MY DAD WORKED FOR
1:13 am 11 Nov 18
15.8K Retweets 118K Likes
castielsteenwolf:

amelie-not-amelia:

Same energy

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

Dad, Energy, and Fucking: ashley
@lesbianuraraka
I ASKED MY DAD TO HELP ME
REPLACE THE MOTHERBOARD
OF MY XBOX AND HE JUST SAID
"do i look like a fucking rocket
scientist?"
MY DAD WORKED FOR
1:13 am 11 Nov 18
15.8K Retweets 118K Likes
castielsteenwolf:

amelie-not-amelia:

Same energy

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

castielsteenwolf: amelie-not-amelia: Same energy one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please do...

Hello, Phone, and Today: 22:06 .l 4G 199 079 iMessage Today 21:59 Hello number neighbor Read 21:59 You just texted my dead wifes phone Let's play 8 Ball! Delivered iMessage D

Hello, Phone, and Today: 22:06
.l 4G
199
079
iMessage
Today 21:59
Hello number neighbor
Read 21:59
You just texted my dead wifes
phone
Let's play 8 Ball!
Delivered
iMessage
D

Hello, Phone, and Today: 22:06
.l 4G
199
079
iMessage
Today 21:59
Hello number neighbor
Read 21:59
You just texted my dead wifes
phone
Let's play 8 Ball!
Delivered
iMessage
D

Adorable, Him, and Unknown: He texted me, "your adorable." I responded with, "no, you're adorable." Now he thinks I like him when |all I did was point out his grammar mistake. Unknown Author RELATIONSHIP ES

Adorable, Him, and Unknown: He texted me, "your adorable."
I responded with, "no, you're
adorable."
Now he thinks I like him when
|all I did was point out his
grammar mistake.
Unknown Author
RELATIONSHIP
ES

Adorable, Him, and Unknown: He texted me, "your adorable."
I responded with, "no, you're
adorable."
Now he thinks I like him when
|all I did was point out his
grammar mistake.
Unknown Author
RELATIONSHIP
ES

Phone, Back, and Random: Me hopin me back for once someone texted My phone vibratihg Some random notification rom-an app l haven't opened n app l havent opened n a vear

Phone, Back, and Random: Me hopin
me back for once
someone texted
My phone vibratihg
Some random notification
rom-an app l haven't opened
n app l havent opened
n a vear

Phone, Back, and Random: Me hopin
me back for once
someone texted
My phone vibratihg
Some random notification
rom-an app l haven't opened
n app l havent opened
n a vear

Dank, Home, and 🤖: Looking for that one friend who said "just around the corner" 30 minutes ago Pretty sure he just left home when he texted that 📸 nakprstaff | TW

Dank, Home, and 🤖: Looking for that one friend who
said "just around the corner"
30 minutes ago
Pretty sure he just left home when he texted that

📸 nakprstaff | TW

Dank, Home, and 🤖: Looking for that one friend who
said "just around the corner"
30 minutes ago
Pretty sure he just left home when he texted that

📸 nakprstaff | TW

Pretty sure he just left home when he texted that 📸 nakprstaff | TW

Thank You, Text, and Don't Talk to Me: A Boy Has No President @Nicholas ted33 I got a notification saying my Lyft Driver was deaf and to text him anything I needed to say. So I texted him saying thank you for picking me up. This man turned around to me and said "No problem bro. You can talk to me. I just say that Im deaf so my passengers don't talk to me"

Thank You, Text, and Don't Talk to Me: A Boy Has No President
@Nicholas ted33
I got a notification saying my Lyft
Driver was deaf and to text him
anything I needed to say. So I texted
him saying thank you for picking me
up. This man turned around to me and
said "No problem bro. You can talk to
me. I just say that Im deaf so my
passengers don't talk to me"

Thank You, Text, and Don't Talk to Me: A Boy Has No President
@Nicholas ted33
I got a notification saying my Lyft
Driver was deaf and to text him
anything I needed to say. So I texted
him saying thank you for picking me
up. This man turned around to me and
said "No problem bro. You can talk to
me. I just say that Im deaf so my
passengers don't talk to me"

Bitch, Fucking, and Love: Ilost my fucking cat His name is Trip but he's a bitch and doesn't respond to it but I love him and still want him back 500$ reward temporarywhales This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and: ooo Verizon 3:52 PM 94% < iMessage Today 3:07 PM Did u ever find ur cat? I FOUND MY FUCKING CAT IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!! Delivered I’m so happy this all turned out! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Jqd53K

Bitch, Fucking, and Love: Ilost my fucking cat
His name is Trip but he's a bitch and
doesn't respond to it but I love him and
still want him back
500$ reward
temporarywhales
This sign has been up by my house for weeks
and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the
number and:
ooo Verizon
3:52 PM
94%
<
iMessage
Today 3:07 PM
Did u ever find ur cat?
I FOUND MY FUCKING CAT
IM SO HAPPY FOR
YOU!!!
Delivered
I’m so happy this all turned out! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Jqd53K

Bitch, Fucking, and Love: Ilost my fucking cat
His name is Trip but he's a bitch and
doesn't respond to it but I love him and
still want him back
500$ reward
temporarywhales
This sign has been up by my house for weeks
and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the
number and:
ooo Verizon
3:52 PM
94%
<
iMessage
Today 3:07 PM
Did u ever find ur cat?
I FOUND MY FUCKING CAT
IM SO HAPPY FOR
YOU!!!
Delivered
I’m so happy this all turned out! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Jqd53K

I’m so happy this all turned out! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Jqd53K

Bitch, Fucking, and Love: Ilost my fucking cat His name is Trip but he's a bitch and doesn't respond to it but I love him and still want him back 500$ reward temporarywhales This sign has been up by my house for weeks and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the number and: ooo Verizon 3:52 PM 94% < iMessage Today 3:07 PM Did u ever find ur cat? I FOUND MY FUCKING CAT IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!! Delivered I’m so happy this all turned out!

Bitch, Fucking, and Love: Ilost my fucking cat
His name is Trip but he's a bitch and
doesn't respond to it but I love him and
still want him back
500$ reward
temporarywhales
This sign has been up by my house for weeks
and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the
number and:
ooo Verizon
3:52 PM
94%
<
iMessage
Today 3:07 PM
Did u ever find ur cat?
I FOUND MY FUCKING CAT
IM SO HAPPY FOR
YOU!!!
Delivered
I’m so happy this all turned out!

Bitch, Fucking, and Love: Ilost my fucking cat
His name is Trip but he's a bitch and
doesn't respond to it but I love him and
still want him back
500$ reward
temporarywhales
This sign has been up by my house for weeks
and curiosity got the better of me so i texted the
number and:
ooo Verizon
3:52 PM
94%
<
iMessage
Today 3:07 PM
Did u ever find ur cat?
I FOUND MY FUCKING CAT
IM SO HAPPY FOR
YOU!!!
Delivered
I’m so happy this all turned out!

I’m so happy this all turned out!

Help, Home, and Today: justin @fatherjstn this random number texted me accidentally and i couldn't help myself Imao iMessage Today 11:29 AM when you get home and get the baby settled call me i thought you had the baby? Delivered WHAT??? Had me dying

Help, Home, and Today: justin
@fatherjstn
this random number texted me
accidentally and i couldn't help myself
Imao
iMessage
Today 11:29 AM
when you get home and get the
baby settled call me
i thought you had the baby?
Delivered
WHAT???
Had me dying

Help, Home, and Today: justin
@fatherjstn
this random number texted me
accidentally and i couldn't help myself
Imao
iMessage
Today 11:29 AM
when you get home and get the
baby settled call me
i thought you had the baby?
Delivered
WHAT???
Had me dying

Had me dying

Bitch, Dad, and Dank: My dad, who has been in a coma for 3 months and presumed dead, texted me this DANK arOLoGY I lived bitch

Bitch, Dad, and Dank: My dad, who has been in a coma for 3
months and presumed dead, texted
me this
DANK
arOLoGY
I lived bitch

Bitch, Dad, and Dank: My dad, who has been in a coma for 3
months and presumed dead, texted
me this
DANK
arOLoGY
I lived bitch

Drunk, Haven, and Her: haven @generichoe my friend drunk texted her therapist and asked him why he doesn't open up to her like she does to him

Drunk, Haven, and Her: haven
@generichoe
my friend drunk texted her therapist and
asked him why he doesn't open up to
her like she does to him

Drunk, Haven, and Her: haven
@generichoe
my friend drunk texted her therapist and
asked him why he doesn't open up to
her like she does to him

Drunk, Sorry, and Been: Sorry I haven't texted you in awhile. Haven't been drunk

Drunk, Sorry, and Been: Sorry I haven't texted you in awhile.
Haven't been drunk

Drunk, Sorry, and Been: Sorry I haven't texted you in awhile.
Haven't been drunk

Bad, Birthday, and Drunk: cabs @cambreezyyyy 1 year ago today i drunk texted my grandmother for her birthday i grandma georgina iMessage Today 12:09 AM HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM Today 1:52 AM only bad bitches make it to 84 real talk Delivered Today 9:27 AM Cambria Kinsleigh you are a disgrace. me_irl

Bad, Birthday, and Drunk: cabs
@cambreezyyyy
1 year ago today i drunk texted my
grandmother for her birthday
i
grandma georgina
iMessage
Today 12:09 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM
GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US
WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today 1:52 AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real
talk
Delivered
Today 9:27 AM
Cambria Kinsleigh you are a
disgrace.
me_irl

Bad, Birthday, and Drunk: cabs
@cambreezyyyy
1 year ago today i drunk texted my
grandmother for her birthday
i
grandma georgina
iMessage
Today 12:09 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM
GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US
WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today 1:52 AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real
talk
Delivered
Today 9:27 AM
Cambria Kinsleigh you are a
disgrace.
me_irl

me_irl

Bad, Birthday, and Dank: cabs @cambreezyyyy 1 year ago today i drunk texted my grandmother for her birthday i grandma georgina iMessage Today 12:09 AM HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US woo YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM Today 1:52 AM only bad bitches make it to 84 real talk Delivered Today 9:27 AM Cambria Kinsleigh you are a disgrace

Bad, Birthday, and Dank: cabs
@cambreezyyyy
1 year ago today i drunk texted my
grandmother for her birthday
i
grandma georgina
iMessage
Today 12:09 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM
GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US
woo YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today 1:52 AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real
talk
Delivered
Today 9:27 AM
Cambria Kinsleigh you are a
disgrace

Bad, Birthday, and Dank: cabs
@cambreezyyyy
1 year ago today i drunk texted my
grandmother for her birthday
i
grandma georgina
iMessage
Today 12:09 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM
GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US
woo YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today 1:52 AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real
talk
Delivered
Today 9:27 AM
Cambria Kinsleigh you are a
disgrace

Christmas, Jesus, and Memes: My wife texted me this pic just to let me know that she borrowed my hat for the day and Jesus Christmas she’s so pretty I forgot what we were talking about https://t.co/pRlXO4ckoX

Christmas, Jesus, and Memes: My wife texted me this pic just to let me know that she borrowed my hat for the day and Jesus Christmas she’s so pretty I forgot what we were talking about https://t.co/pRlXO4ckoX

Christmas, Jesus, and Memes: My wife texted me this pic just to let me know that she borrowed my hat for the day and Jesus Christmas she’s so pretty I forgot what we were talking about https://t.co/pRlXO4ckoX

My wife texted me this pic just to let me know that she borrowed my hat for the day and Jesus Christmas she’s so pretty I forgot what we wer...

Memes, News, and Good: NOW IT CAN BE TOLD! @everythingloria texted me the good news last week and I was so excited I FaceTimed her MID-SHAPEUP #ODAATSAVED https://t.co/vZh1P1WIu3

Memes, News, and Good: NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!
@everythingloria texted me the good news last week and I was so excited I FaceTimed her MID-SHAPEUP
#ODAATSAVED https://t.co/vZh1P1WIu3

Memes, News, and Good: NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!
@everythingloria texted me the good news last week and I was so excited I FaceTimed her MID-SHAPEUP
#ODAATSAVED https://t.co/vZh1P1WIu3

NOW IT CAN BE TOLD! @everythingloria texted me the good news last week and I was so excited I FaceTimed her MID-SHAPEUP #ODAATSAVED https://...

True, Help, and Home: justin @fatherjstn Seguir this random number texted me accidentally and i couldn't help myself Imao Traducir Tweet iMessage Today 11:29 AM when you get home and get the baby settled call me i thought you had the baby? Delivered WHAT??? its true i was the baby

True, Help, and Home: justin
@fatherjstn
Seguir
this random number texted me accidentally
and i couldn't help myself Imao
Traducir Tweet
iMessage
Today 11:29 AM
when you get home and get the
baby settled call me
i thought you had the baby?
Delivered
WHAT???
its true i was the baby

True, Help, and Home: justin
@fatherjstn
Seguir
this random number texted me accidentally
and i couldn't help myself Imao
Traducir Tweet
iMessage
Today 11:29 AM
when you get home and get the
baby settled call me
i thought you had the baby?
Delivered
WHAT???
its true i was the baby

its true i was the baby

Bad, Birthday, and Drunk: cabs @cambreezyyyy 1 year ago todayi drunk texted my grandmother for her birthday i grandma georgina iMessage Today 12:09 AM HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM Today 1:52 AM only bad bitches make it to 84 real talk Delivered Today 9:27 AM Cambria Kinsleigh you are a disgrace. Sorry if this is a repost

Bad, Birthday, and Drunk: cabs
@cambreezyyyy
1 year ago todayi drunk texted my
grandmother for her birthday
i
grandma georgina
iMessage
Today 12:09 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM
GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US
WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today 1:52 AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real
talk
Delivered
Today 9:27 AM
Cambria Kinsleigh you are a
disgrace.
Sorry if this is a repost

Bad, Birthday, and Drunk: cabs
@cambreezyyyy
1 year ago todayi drunk texted my
grandmother for her birthday
i
grandma georgina
iMessage
Today 12:09 AM
HAPOY BIRTHDAGA GRANDMA IM
GETTING LIT FOR THE BOTH OF US
WOO YOURREN 84 YAS HOE ILYSM
Today 1:52 AM
only bad bitches make it to 84 real
talk
Delivered
Today 9:27 AM
Cambria Kinsleigh you are a
disgrace.
Sorry if this is a repost

Sorry if this is a repost

Dank, Help, and Home: justin @fatherjstn Seguir this random number texted me accidentally and i couldn't help myself Imao Traducir Tweet iMessage Today 11:29 AM when you get home and get the baby settled call me i thought you had the baby? Delivered WHAT???

Dank, Help, and Home: justin
@fatherjstn
Seguir
this random number texted me accidentally
and i couldn't help myself Imao
Traducir Tweet
iMessage
Today 11:29 AM
when you get home and get the
baby settled call me
i thought you had the baby?
Delivered
WHAT???

Dank, Help, and Home: justin
@fatherjstn
Seguir
this random number texted me accidentally
and i couldn't help myself Imao
Traducir Tweet
iMessage
Today 11:29 AM
when you get home and get the
baby settled call me
i thought you had the baby?
Delivered
WHAT???

True, Help, and Home: justin @fatherjstn Seguir this random number texted me accidentally and i couldn't help myself Imao Traducir Tweet iMessage Today 11:29 AM when you get home and get the baby settled call me i thought you had the baby? Delivered WHAT??? its true i was the baby

True, Help, and Home: justin
@fatherjstn
Seguir
this random number texted me accidentally
and i couldn't help myself Imao
Traducir Tweet
iMessage
Today 11:29 AM
when you get home and get the
baby settled call me
i thought you had the baby?
Delivered
WHAT???
its true i was the baby

True, Help, and Home: justin
@fatherjstn
Seguir
this random number texted me accidentally
and i couldn't help myself Imao
Traducir Tweet
iMessage
Today 11:29 AM
when you get home and get the
baby settled call me
i thought you had the baby?
Delivered
WHAT???
its true i was the baby

its true i was the baby

Dad, Fathers Day, and Phone: mahduhlyn @mahdumblyn accidentally texted my brother "happy father's day" instead of my dad because they're both named 'daddy' in my phone hold up Hold up

Dad, Fathers Day, and Phone: mahduhlyn
@mahdumblyn
accidentally texted my brother "happy
father's day" instead of my dad
because they're both named 'daddy'
in my phone
hold up
Hold up

Dad, Fathers Day, and Phone: mahduhlyn
@mahdumblyn
accidentally texted my brother "happy
father's day" instead of my dad
because they're both named 'daddy'
in my phone
hold up
Hold up

Hold up

Email, Another, and Them: VE EMAILED GIVE THEM A CALL OE QUICK TO CALL I TEXTED THEM AS WELL I'Ll SEND THEM ANOTHER EMAIL DUST CALL THEM .

Email, Another, and Them: VE EMAILED
GIVE THEM
A CALL
OE QUICK
TO CALL
I TEXTED THEM
AS WELL
I'Ll SEND
THEM
ANOTHER
EMAIL
DUST CALL
THEM
.

Email, Another, and Them: VE EMAILED
GIVE THEM
A CALL
OE QUICK
TO CALL
I TEXTED THEM
AS WELL
I'Ll SEND
THEM
ANOTHER
EMAIL
DUST CALL
THEM
.

.

Funny, Love, and I Love You: I Love You! 2:38 PM love You Too 2:40 PM Too late! 2:40 PM You Texted Me At 2:38, I Replied At 2:40 2:40 PM What The Hell Were You Doing At 2.39? 241 PM 28 Funny Pictures Cant Stop Laughing 7

Funny, Love, and I Love You: I Love You!
2:38 PM
love You Too
2:40 PM
Too late!
2:40 PM
You Texted Me At 2:38, I Replied At
2:40
2:40 PM
What The Hell Were You Doing At
2.39?
241 PM
28 Funny Pictures Cant Stop Laughing 7

Funny, Love, and I Love You: I Love You!
2:38 PM
love You Too
2:40 PM
Too late!
2:40 PM
You Texted Me At 2:38, I Replied At
2:40
2:40 PM
What The Hell Were You Doing At
2.39?
241 PM
28 Funny Pictures Cant Stop Laughing 7

28 Funny Pictures Cant Stop Laughing 7

Thank You, Text, and Don't Talk to Me: bombuzzi Follow I got a notification saying my Lyft Driver was deaf and to text him anything I needed to say. So I texted him saying thank you for picking me up. This man turned around to me and said "No problem bro. You can talk to me. I just say that Im deaf so my passengers don't talk to me" NO SPEECH 100

Thank You, Text, and Don't Talk to Me: bombuzzi Follow
I got a notification saying my Lyft
Driver was deaf and to text him
anything I needed to say. So I texted
him saying thank you for picking me
up. This man turned around to me and
said "No problem bro. You can talk to
me. I just say that Im deaf so my
passengers don't talk to me"
NO SPEECH 100

Thank You, Text, and Don't Talk to Me: bombuzzi Follow
I got a notification saying my Lyft
Driver was deaf and to text him
anything I needed to say. So I texted
him saying thank you for picking me
up. This man turned around to me and
said "No problem bro. You can talk to
me. I just say that Im deaf so my
passengers don't talk to me"
NO SPEECH 100

NO SPEECH 100

Best Friend, DeMar DeRozan, and Kyle Lowry: HIT THE UNDEFEATED . Frost AO I'VE BEEN SPEAKING TO HIM THE WHOLE WAY. ONE THING ABOUT HIM IS THAT HE LEGIT CARES ABOUT ME AS HIS BEST FRIEND. HEHAS TEXTED EVERYONE HE HAS A RELATIONSHIP WITH AND LET THEM KNOWW HOW HAPPY HE IS FOR US. KYLE LOWRY ON DEMAR DEROZAN DeMar still has love for the Raptors 💯

Best Friend, DeMar DeRozan, and Kyle Lowry: HIT THE UNDEFEATED
.
Frost
AO
I'VE BEEN SPEAKING TO HIM THE WHOLE WAY. ONE
THING ABOUT HIM IS THAT HE LEGIT CARES ABOUT ME
AS HIS BEST FRIEND. HEHAS TEXTED EVERYONE HE
HAS A RELATIONSHIP WITH AND LET THEM KNOWW
HOW HAPPY HE IS FOR US.
KYLE LOWRY ON DEMAR DEROZAN
DeMar still has love for the Raptors 💯

Best Friend, DeMar DeRozan, and Kyle Lowry: HIT THE UNDEFEATED
.
Frost
AO
I'VE BEEN SPEAKING TO HIM THE WHOLE WAY. ONE
THING ABOUT HIM IS THAT HE LEGIT CARES ABOUT ME
AS HIS BEST FRIEND. HEHAS TEXTED EVERYONE HE
HAS A RELATIONSHIP WITH AND LET THEM KNOWW
HOW HAPPY HE IS FOR US.
KYLE LOWRY ON DEMAR DEROZAN
DeMar still has love for the Raptors 💯

DeMar still has love for the Raptors 💯

Beautiful, Dank, and Driving: Hi. Sorry I haven't texted you back. 've been anxious and depressed. I haven't had time to catch my breath, you know how life gets. I am so-drained Hcan't even-collect the energy for the most mental of tasks, ke texting youback or washing the one dish-in the sink. The weather has been beautiful, right? Yesterday fought off a-panic attack while I was driving. -had to pull-over because my vision-was blurred. Hfocused on how-blue the sky-was. haven't washedmy hair-in three days. Ijust want to sleep all the time, but if 1told you, you would want to uncover a reason behind all of this, and there is no tangible reason you would accept as valid. How are you? I hope well Let's get dinner soon!-alioia Cook Be understanding. We've all got those crossed-out lines. (via Instagram.com/thealiciacook)

Beautiful, Dank, and Driving: Hi. Sorry I haven't texted you back. 've been
anxious and depressed. I haven't had time to
catch my breath, you know how life gets. I am
so-drained Hcan't even-collect the energy for
the most mental of tasks, ke texting youback
or washing the one dish-in the sink. The
weather has been beautiful, right? Yesterday
fought off a-panic attack while I was driving.
-had to pull-over because my vision-was
blurred. Hfocused on how-blue the sky-was.
haven't washedmy hair-in three days. Ijust
want to sleep all the time, but if 1told you, you
would want to uncover a reason behind all of
this, and there is no tangible reason you would
accept as valid. How are you? I hope well
Let's get dinner soon!-alioia Cook
Be understanding. We've all got those crossed-out lines.

(via Instagram.com/thealiciacook)

Beautiful, Dank, and Driving: Hi. Sorry I haven't texted you back. 've been
anxious and depressed. I haven't had time to
catch my breath, you know how life gets. I am
so-drained Hcan't even-collect the energy for
the most mental of tasks, ke texting youback
or washing the one dish-in the sink. The
weather has been beautiful, right? Yesterday
fought off a-panic attack while I was driving.
-had to pull-over because my vision-was
blurred. Hfocused on how-blue the sky-was.
haven't washedmy hair-in three days. Ijust
want to sleep all the time, but if 1told you, you
would want to uncover a reason behind all of
this, and there is no tangible reason you would
accept as valid. How are you? I hope well
Let's get dinner soon!-alioia Cook
Be understanding. We've all got those crossed-out lines.

(via Instagram.com/thealiciacook)

Be understanding. We've all got those crossed-out lines. (via Instagram.com/thealiciacook)

Iphone, Twitter, and Girl: Johnny Klaus e @johntklaus I'm at a System of a Down concert currently & ljust walked past a teenage girl that said to her friend, "so I texted him back and asked, 'oh so you're too busy skating to text me back?"" I swear that statement combined with my current circumstance transported me back to 2006 10:26 PM 5/18/19 Twitter for iPhone “Such a lonely daayy”

Iphone, Twitter, and Girl: Johnny Klaus e
@johntklaus
I'm at a System of a Down concert
currently & ljust walked past a teenage
girl that said to her friend, "so I texted
him back and asked, 'oh so you're too
busy skating to text me back?"" I swear
that statement combined with my
current circumstance transported me
back to 2006
10:26 PM 5/18/19 Twitter for iPhone
“Such a lonely daayy”

Iphone, Twitter, and Girl: Johnny Klaus e
@johntklaus
I'm at a System of a Down concert
currently & ljust walked past a teenage
girl that said to her friend, "so I texted
him back and asked, 'oh so you're too
busy skating to text me back?"" I swear
that statement combined with my
current circumstance transported me
back to 2006
10:26 PM 5/18/19 Twitter for iPhone
“Such a lonely daayy”

“Such a lonely daayy”

Drunk, Memes, and Nudes: no one asked but @exosalt baekhyun: what's the wildest thing you've ever done? xiumin: got so drunk i texted myself nudes and thought "damn he hot" baekhyun: i stole some stuff when i was a kid um i once... legally downloaded the hannah montana song EXO memes

Drunk, Memes, and Nudes: no one asked but
@exosalt
baekhyun: what's the wildest thing
you've ever done?
xiumin: got so drunk i texted myself nudes
and thought "damn he hot"
baekhyun: i stole some stuff when
i was a kid
um i once... legally downloaded
the hannah montana song
EXO memes

Drunk, Memes, and Nudes: no one asked but
@exosalt
baekhyun: what's the wildest thing
you've ever done?
xiumin: got so drunk i texted myself nudes
and thought "damn he hot"
baekhyun: i stole some stuff when
i was a kid
um i once... legally downloaded
the hannah montana song
EXO memes

EXO memes

Gym, Marriage, and Pizza: Hailey @haileybri23 I texted my husband "I want pizza butI need to go to the gym" in the hopes that he would try and steer me back on the right path and motivate me to go to the gym. But instead he replied "Same, let's get pizza" and so yes it is true that marriage makes you fat

Gym, Marriage, and Pizza: Hailey
@haileybri23
I texted my husband "I want pizza butI
need to go to the gym" in the hopes that
he would try and steer me back on the
right path and motivate me to go to the
gym. But instead he replied "Same, let's
get pizza" and so yes it is true that
marriage makes you fat

Gym, Marriage, and Pizza: Hailey
@haileybri23
I texted my husband "I want pizza butI
need to go to the gym" in the hopes that
he would try and steer me back on the
right path and motivate me to go to the
gym. But instead he replied "Same, let's
get pizza" and so yes it is true that
marriage makes you fat

Funny, Memes, and Beck: Andre texted me and said Robbiegot hurt Why are you here? so,brought a watermelon. Why? Robbie loves watermelons Beck was a real friend Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh (149 Memes)

Funny, Memes, and Beck: Andre texted me and
said Robbiegot hurt
Why are you here?
so,brought a watermelon.
Why?
Robbie loves watermelons
Beck was a real friend
Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh (149 Memes)

Funny, Memes, and Beck: Andre texted me and
said Robbiegot hurt
Why are you here?
so,brought a watermelon.
Why?
Robbie loves watermelons
Beck was a real friend
Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh (149 Memes)

Funny Memes Of The Day To Make Your Laugh (149 Memes)

Drunk, Iphone, and Twitter: Godiviana @hOney_nee I was drunk and texted my boyfriend "I'm on to you" instead of I'm on my way to you and nigga replied "Here we go" LMFAOOOOO 4:24 PM -4/29/19 Twitter for iPhone 20.5K Retweets 107K Likes Heeere we go again

Drunk, Iphone, and Twitter: Godiviana
@hOney_nee
I was drunk and texted my boyfriend
"I'm on to you" instead of I'm on my
way to you and nigga replied "Here we
go" LMFAOOOOO
4:24 PM -4/29/19 Twitter for iPhone
20.5K Retweets 107K Likes
Heeere we go again

Drunk, Iphone, and Twitter: Godiviana
@hOney_nee
I was drunk and texted my boyfriend
"I'm on to you" instead of I'm on my
way to you and nigga replied "Here we
go" LMFAOOOOO
4:24 PM -4/29/19 Twitter for iPhone
20.5K Retweets 107K Likes
Heeere we go again

Heeere we go again

Beyonce, Family, and Hulu: -Kima Jones @kima_jones It is l, eldest sibling, king of the family, with the Netflix premium plan, Hulu w no commercials and live TV plan, Spotify w no ads family plan. And do you know not one person texted me today to thank me for Beyonce 10:57 PM 4/17/19 Twitter Web Client 7,640 Retweets 66.1K Likes Bouta change these passwords if y’all don’t act right

Beyonce, Family, and Hulu: -Kima Jones
@kima_jones
It is l, eldest sibling, king of the family,
with the Netflix premium plan, Hulu w
no commercials and live TV plan,
Spotify w no ads family plan. And do
you know not one person texted me
today to thank me for Beyonce
10:57 PM 4/17/19 Twitter Web Client
7,640 Retweets 66.1K Likes
Bouta change these passwords if y’all don’t act right

Beyonce, Family, and Hulu: -Kima Jones
@kima_jones
It is l, eldest sibling, king of the family,
with the Netflix premium plan, Hulu w
no commercials and live TV plan,
Spotify w no ads family plan. And do
you know not one person texted me
today to thank me for Beyonce
10:57 PM 4/17/19 Twitter Web Client
7,640 Retweets 66.1K Likes
Bouta change these passwords if y’all don’t act right

Bouta change these passwords if y’all don’t act right

Friend, Me Too, and Texted: I texted a friend "l want to die" He replied "me too"

Friend, Me Too, and Texted: I texted a friend "l want to die"
He replied "me too"

Friend, Me Too, and Texted: I texted a friend "l want to die"
He replied "me too"

Tumblr, Beck, and Blog: Andre texted me and said Robbiegot hurt Why are you here? so -brought.a watermelon. Why? Robbie loves watermelons Beck was a real friend awesomacious: A great friend

Tumblr, Beck, and Blog: Andre texted me and
said Robbiegot hurt
Why are you here?
so
-brought.a watermelon.
Why?
Robbie loves watermelons
Beck was a real friend
awesomacious:

A great friend

Tumblr, Beck, and Blog: Andre texted me and
said Robbiegot hurt
Why are you here?
so
-brought.a watermelon.
Why?
Robbie loves watermelons
Beck was a real friend
awesomacious:

A great friend

awesomacious: A great friend

Beer, Cheating, and Driving: 5%) Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny My gf texted me back after I told her I'm canceling our plans 2nite cuz I wanna drink beer w/ my friends instead& she's totally cool w/ it. She told me "do whatever u want. I find it funny..." I didn't bother reading the whole message cuz I'm driving but I'm glad she's not mad 6:52 PM 19 Apr 18 65.2K Retweets 444K Likes , Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny 16h This tweet was a joke so u can all stop accusing me of being a scumbag & "not knowing how to treat a woman" I don't even HAVE a gf Imao. She broke up w/ me last month after she found out I was cheating on her while she was in Puerto Rico volunteering w/ hurricane relief efforts Respect

Beer, Cheating, and Driving: 5%) Zach Svobodny
@ZachSvobodny
My gf texted me back after I told her
I'm canceling our plans 2nite cuz
I wanna drink beer w/ my friends
instead& she's totally cool w/ it. She
told me "do whatever u want. I find it
funny..."
I didn't bother reading the whole
message cuz I'm driving but I'm glad
she's not mad
6:52 PM 19 Apr 18
65.2K Retweets 444K Likes
, Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny 16h
This tweet was a joke so u can all stop
accusing me of being a scumbag & "not
knowing how to treat a woman"
I don't even HAVE a gf Imao. She broke up w/
me last month after she found out I was
cheating on her while she was in Puerto Rico
volunteering w/ hurricane relief efforts
Respect

Beer, Cheating, and Driving: 5%) Zach Svobodny
@ZachSvobodny
My gf texted me back after I told her
I'm canceling our plans 2nite cuz
I wanna drink beer w/ my friends
instead& she's totally cool w/ it. She
told me "do whatever u want. I find it
funny..."
I didn't bother reading the whole
message cuz I'm driving but I'm glad
she's not mad
6:52 PM 19 Apr 18
65.2K Retweets 444K Likes
, Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny 16h
This tweet was a joke so u can all stop
accusing me of being a scumbag & "not
knowing how to treat a woman"
I don't even HAVE a gf Imao. She broke up w/
me last month after she found out I was
cheating on her while she was in Puerto Rico
volunteering w/ hurricane relief efforts
Respect

Respect

Gym, Marriage, and Pizza: Hailey @haileybri23 l texted my husband "I want pizza but l need to go to the gym" in the hopes that he would try and steer me back on the right path and motivate me to go to the gym. But instead he replied "Same, let's get pizza" and so yes it is true that marriage makes you fat

Gym, Marriage, and Pizza: Hailey
@haileybri23
l texted my husband "I want pizza but l
need to go to the gym" in the hopes that
he would try and steer me back on the
right path and motivate me to go to the
gym. But instead he replied "Same, let's
get pizza" and so yes it is true that
marriage makes you fat

Gym, Marriage, and Pizza: Hailey
@haileybri23
l texted my husband "I want pizza but l
need to go to the gym" in the hopes that
he would try and steer me back on the
right path and motivate me to go to the
gym. But instead he replied "Same, let's
get pizza" and so yes it is true that
marriage makes you fat

Beck, Watermelon, and Friend: Andre texted me and said Robbiegot hurt Why are you here? so -brought.a watermelon. Why? Robbie loves watermelons Beck was a real friend A great friend

Beck, Watermelon, and Friend: Andre texted me and
said Robbiegot hurt
Why are you here?
so
-brought.a watermelon.
Why?
Robbie loves watermelons
Beck was a real friend
A great friend

Beck, Watermelon, and Friend: Andre texted me and
said Robbiegot hurt
Why are you here?
so
-brought.a watermelon.
Why?
Robbie loves watermelons
Beck was a real friend
A great friend

A great friend

Dank, Memes, and Target: Andre texted me and said Robbiegot hurt Why are you here? so,i broughta watermelon. Why? Robbie loves watermelons Beck was a real friend We all need a friend like him. by Subbwae MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Andre texted me and
said Robbiegot hurt
Why are you here?
so,i broughta watermelon.
Why?
Robbie loves watermelons
Beck was a real friend
We all need a friend like him. by Subbwae
MORE MEMES

Dank, Memes, and Target: Andre texted me and
said Robbiegot hurt
Why are you here?
so,i broughta watermelon.
Why?
Robbie loves watermelons
Beck was a real friend
We all need a friend like him. by Subbwae
MORE MEMES

We all need a friend like him. by Subbwae MORE MEMES

Beck, Watermelon, and Him: Andre texted me and said Robbiegot hurt Why are you here? so,i broughta watermelon. Why? Robbie loves watermelons Beck was a real friend We all need a friend like him.

Beck, Watermelon, and Him: Andre texted me and
said Robbiegot hurt
Why are you here?
so,i broughta watermelon.
Why?
Robbie loves watermelons
Beck was a real friend
We all need a friend like him.

Beck, Watermelon, and Him: Andre texted me and
said Robbiegot hurt
Why are you here?
so,i broughta watermelon.
Why?
Robbie loves watermelons
Beck was a real friend
We all need a friend like him.

We all need a friend like him.

Dank, 🤖, and Well: UNILAD My t texted me that she's preg Well, I was NOT expecting that... 😂😂

Dank, 🤖, and Well: UNILAD
My
t texted me that she's preg
Well, I was NOT expecting that... 😂😂

Dank, 🤖, and Well: UNILAD
My
t texted me that she's preg
Well, I was NOT expecting that... 😂😂

Well, I was NOT expecting that... 😂😂

Dank, Gym, and Marriage: Hailey @haileybri23 l texted my husband "I want pizza but I need to go to the gym" in the hopes that he would try and steer me back on the right path and motivate me to go to the gym. But instead he replied "Same, let's get pizza" and so yes it is true that marriage makes you fat I don't even go to gym when I'm single

Dank, Gym, and Marriage: Hailey
@haileybri23
l texted my husband "I want pizza but I
need to go to the gym" in the hopes that
he would try and steer me back on the
right path and motivate me to go to the
gym. But instead he replied "Same, let's
get pizza" and so yes it is true that
marriage makes you fat
I don't even go to gym when I'm single

Dank, Gym, and Marriage: Hailey
@haileybri23
l texted my husband "I want pizza but I
need to go to the gym" in the hopes that
he would try and steer me back on the
right path and motivate me to go to the
gym. But instead he replied "Same, let's
get pizza" and so yes it is true that
marriage makes you fat
I don't even go to gym when I'm single

I don't even go to gym when I'm single

Drunk, Phone, and Wake: When you wake up hungover and check your phone and see that you texted your ex whilst drunk 🤦🏻‍♂️

Drunk, Phone, and Wake: When you wake up hungover and
check your phone and see that you
texted your ex whilst drunk
🤦🏻‍♂️

Drunk, Phone, and Wake: When you wake up hungover and
check your phone and see that you
texted your ex whilst drunk
🤦🏻‍♂️

🤦🏻‍♂️

Class, Friend, and Laugh: Me trying my hardest not to laugh at something my friend texted me during class So difficult 😂

Class, Friend, and Laugh: Me trying my hardest not to laugh at
something my friend texted me during
class
So difficult 😂

Class, Friend, and Laugh: Me trying my hardest not to laugh at
something my friend texted me during
class
So difficult 😂

So difficult 😂

Dank, Bible, and 🤖: BETTER WITH SOUND LAD BIBLE GE N AL My sister jusi texted me that she's preg 'I'm not sure what I just witnessed...' 😂😂

Dank, Bible, and 🤖: BETTER
WITH
SOUND
LAD
BIBLE
GE
N AL
My sister jusi
texted me that she's preg
'I'm not sure what I just witnessed...' 😂😂

Dank, Bible, and 🤖: BETTER
WITH
SOUND
LAD
BIBLE
GE
N AL
My sister jusi
texted me that she's preg
'I'm not sure what I just witnessed...' 😂😂

'I'm not sure what I just witnessed...' 😂😂

Memes, Husband, and Acting: I didn't believe my husband when he texted and said the cat was acting suspiciously.

Memes, Husband, and Acting: I didn't believe my husband when he
texted and said the cat was acting
suspiciously.

Memes, Husband, and Acting: I didn't believe my husband when he
texted and said the cat was acting
suspiciously.

Be Like, Bitch, and Dank: @notyourpussi i texted them all the same thing and WAT&T LTE 8:57 PM Saraya Heck yeah 56PM 56PM yes bitch why you askin Today 854 PM Hey bitch i was with you last night right 8 55PM Ariah yes bitch tf did you still want your charger ?7 Yes why Briannalv' ψ@ 8:55PM > yeah you left your charger at my house Miah eah and 855PM 8:55PM Yes why @hoegenic my dumbass friends would be like no why Need me some homies like that.

Be Like, Bitch, and Dank: @notyourpussi
i texted them all the same thing and
WAT&T LTE
8:57 PM
Saraya
Heck yeah
56PM
56PM
yes bitch why you askin
Today 854 PM
Hey bitch i was with you last
night right
8 55PM
Ariah
yes bitch tf did you still want
your charger ?7
Yes why
Briannalv' ψ@ 8:55PM >
yeah you left your charger at my house
Miah
eah and
855PM
8:55PM
Yes why
@hoegenic
my dumbass friends would be like no
why
Need me some homies like that.

Be Like, Bitch, and Dank: @notyourpussi
i texted them all the same thing and
WAT&T LTE
8:57 PM
Saraya
Heck yeah
56PM
56PM
yes bitch why you askin
Today 854 PM
Hey bitch i was with you last
night right
8 55PM
Ariah
yes bitch tf did you still want
your charger ?7
Yes why
Briannalv' ψ@ 8:55PM >
yeah you left your charger at my house
Miah
eah and
855PM
8:55PM
Yes why
@hoegenic
my dumbass friends would be like no
why
Need me some homies like that.

Need me some homies like that.

Apple, Apple Watch, and Time: KC @kennedycolee Apple Watch: *Vibrates* Me: *Thinks someone actually texted me* Apple Watch: Time to stand up! meirl

Apple, Apple Watch, and Time: KC
@kennedycolee
Apple Watch: *Vibrates*
Me: *Thinks someone actually texted
me*
Apple Watch: Time to stand up!
meirl

Apple, Apple Watch, and Time: KC
@kennedycolee
Apple Watch: *Vibrates*
Me: *Thinks someone actually texted
me*
Apple Watch: Time to stand up!
meirl

meirl

Apple, Apple Watch, and Dank: KC @kennedycolee Apple Watch: *Vibrates* Me: Thinks someone actually texted me* Apple Watch: Time to stand up! Can't afford one though.

Apple, Apple Watch, and Dank: KC
@kennedycolee
Apple Watch: *Vibrates*
Me: Thinks someone actually texted
me*
Apple Watch: Time to stand up!
Can't afford one though.

Apple, Apple Watch, and Dank: KC
@kennedycolee
Apple Watch: *Vibrates*
Me: Thinks someone actually texted
me*
Apple Watch: Time to stand up!
Can't afford one though.

Can't afford one though.

Butt, Memes, and Phone: My Wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does this make my butt look big?" I texted back "Noo!" My phone autocorrected my response to "Moo!" Please send help!

Butt, Memes, and Phone: My Wife texted me a selfie in
a new dress and asked
"Does this make my butt look
big?"
I texted back "Noo!"
My phone autocorrected my
response to "Moo!"
Please send help!

Butt, Memes, and Phone: My Wife texted me a selfie in
a new dress and asked
"Does this make my butt look
big?"
I texted back "Noo!"
My phone autocorrected my
response to "Moo!"
Please send help!

Birthday, Come Over, and Dad: A couple years, this boy invited my son to his birthday party, which was on a Saturday. Well, Friday, my kid broke his arm and we couldn't get in to see the ortho until Monday, so he was basically on in a sling and on bed rest all weekend as to not further aggravate the injury. I texted this kids mom Friday night and let her know my son couldn't come to the party, and she dropped that this boy only invited my son-- the birthday boy is autistic, and even though he's a really great kid (I even like hanging out with him!) I guess most of the classmates treat him like crap. So, we ended up changing the plans that this boy could come over to my house, we rented a few movies, got pizza delivered, etc. So, this kid's birthday party ended up being the two of them hanging out on my couch playing minecraft and watching TV. Yet another wholesome dad

Birthday, Come Over, and Dad: A couple years, this boy invited my son to his
birthday party, which was on a Saturday. Well,
Friday, my kid broke his arm and we couldn't
get in to see the ortho until Monday, so he
was basically on in a sling and on bed rest
all weekend as to not further aggravate the
injury. I texted this kids mom Friday night
and let her know my son couldn't come to
the party, and she dropped that this boy only
invited my son-- the birthday boy is autistic,
and even though he's a really great kid (I even
like hanging out with him!) I guess most of
the classmates treat him like crap. So, we
ended up changing the plans that this boy
could come over to my house, we rented a
few movies, got pizza delivered, etc. So, this
kid's birthday party ended up being the two
of them hanging out on my couch playing
minecraft and watching TV.
Yet another wholesome dad

Birthday, Come Over, and Dad: A couple years, this boy invited my son to his
birthday party, which was on a Saturday. Well,
Friday, my kid broke his arm and we couldn't
get in to see the ortho until Monday, so he
was basically on in a sling and on bed rest
all weekend as to not further aggravate the
injury. I texted this kids mom Friday night
and let her know my son couldn't come to
the party, and she dropped that this boy only
invited my son-- the birthday boy is autistic,
and even though he's a really great kid (I even
like hanging out with him!) I guess most of
the classmates treat him like crap. So, we
ended up changing the plans that this boy
could come over to my house, we rented a
few movies, got pizza delivered, etc. So, this
kid's birthday party ended up being the two
of them hanging out on my couch playing
minecraft and watching TV.
Yet another wholesome dad

Yet another wholesome dad