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A whole story in two texts
It’s 11 o’clock in the morning
Throwback.. 😂💀 WSHH
Always tell them when they fail
Just texting though 😂💀
Never too late to tell someone how you feel about them
If at first you don't succeed, try again...and again...and again...and again...and then watch When We First Met on @netflix to make your Val...
Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
I don’t want any trouble
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Every kick in the dick begins with “hey”
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Straight facts 😂💯 @worldstar WSHH
This escalated beautifully
Public Service Announcement: Don’t Be This Guy!
Let’s see how he responds now....
I def want to fuck. But not you 😹😹😹
Good news you BOTH AGREE YOU’RE LEAVING EACH OTHER
Shouldn’t be too hard 👌🏼
Fuck off 😒 goodgirlwithbadthoughts 💅🏼
F A C T S
This is perhaps the most tragic burn of all time
Eww 😝 Rp @that_cheeky_cow @that_cheeky_cow
Funny because I had a fucking nightmare that you texted me
Son of a gunnn not again
This funny af I don’t even play fortnite (idk who made this lemme know you know)
Celebrate the small things!
Actual footage of me at social events
Patriots or Eagles?
omg 😂 (@thefunnyintrovert - @jillianallyce on Twitter)
CANT STOP WONT STOP
This one buuuuuuurns
OMFG this is why you get blocked
A “trash hoe?”
BLAME IT ON THE VODKA