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Being Alone, Birthday, and Confused: Anonymous 09/11/18(Tue)05:15:11 No.7795987912779598990 23779800 115 23779800845 23779801350 Got some heart break stories for you might be a 2 part see how much I can fit. >Be me like 16 >Been crushing on my buddy's sister for years >They are twins so same age and everything total girl next door type >been alone for pretty much ever never had GF at this point >Was always the one person alone at parties still had good friends though did a lot together >one night hosting at my house little fire roasting some marshmallows Crush is there >Somehow l end up sitting next to her and start a good convo >Words are just flowing she's laughing and having a good time >Wtf is this shit???? I'm so confused as to how she finds me interesting >Just roll with it at this point >By end of night she's resting her head on my shoulder curled next to me s this heaven? Sure feels like it >Muster courage and ask if maybe she would like to see the new Marvel movie later this week "I would like that anon >Wave of warmth washes over me >Night ends she leaves giving me a kiss on the cheek >Go to bed grinning like a mad man >I really cant explain how happy I was it was the best feeling ever >Literally went to sleep smiling >Had a 72 Camaro crush always thought was cool >Was fixing it up with my old man just needed a transmission and she was ready to drive >Tell my dad I want to go on my date with it >His eyes light up had a 4 speed waiting to drop in >Was going to be a birthday present but gave it to me early > Spend week wrenching and texting crush on and off trying not to bother her too much >After a few days car was ready to rock and roll >Day before date crush is acting strange >Being distant etc. >Ask whats up no answer >Day of date still no answer been a black cloud hanging over me all day >Finally ask wtf >Crush fires back "it was a joke anon" >Us going on a date was a joke? >l was crushed I never felt worse >Why would someone do this to me??? >Day of date already bought tickets in advance so just go with one of my buddies Will cont Anonymous 09/11/18(Tue)06:19:18 No.7796013502779801731 779598791 Part 2 >Go to leave for movie >Dad says have a good time tried to give me the "talk" before I leave >No need for that anymore but listen to him anyway >Head out pick buddy watch first iron man movie >Drop buddy off >Kinda hungry stop at diner l was gonna take crush to >Run into crushes twin, my friend >Sits down with me >Tells me why his sister changed her mind >Guess day or two before date she had some friends over >One of the girls I used to go to school with >l had moved towns awhile ago dad found better job >Where l used to live was an outcast >Had some weird behavior problems when I was younger >But with some therapy and medicine l am pretty much a normie >But the stigma stayed >This girl knew who I was >So during this sleep over she was having friend tells me his sister was gushing about me >Telling them how we where gonna see a movie and how I was fixing my.old muscle car so we can take that etc >She mentions my name >Girl from old town says you mean Anon so and so? >Crush says yes >She proceeded to tell crush all this weird stuff I used to do makes it out like I'm some sort crazy person Friend did his best to defend me but didnt work >Sister wants nothing to do with me now >My past has come back to haunt me yet again >Literally can't escape >Something that was out of my control and that I think I have fixed got in the way. For those wondering Im on the low end of the spectrum but have since learned how to read social cues and how to interact properly. Crush never looked at me the same and it really hurt my self esteem for years didn't land a actual gf until l was about 20 because l just assumed no one was interested.
Being Alone, Birthday, and Confused: Anonymous 09/11/18(Tue)05:15:11 No.7795987912779598990 23779800 115 23779800845 23779801350
 Got some heart break stories for you might be a 2 part see how much I can fit.
 >Be me like 16
 >Been crushing on my buddy's sister for years
 >They are twins so same age and everything total girl next door type
 >been alone for pretty much ever never had GF at this point
 >Was always the one person alone at parties still had good friends though did a lot together
 >one night hosting at my house little fire roasting some marshmallows
 Crush is there
 >Somehow l end up sitting next to her and start a good convo
 >Words are just flowing she's laughing and having a good time
 >Wtf is this shit???? I'm so confused as to how she finds me interesting
 >Just roll with it at this point
 >By end of night she's resting her head on my shoulder curled next to me
 s this heaven? Sure feels like it
 >Muster courage and ask if maybe she would like to see the new Marvel movie later this week
 "I would like that anon
 >Wave of warmth washes over me
 >Night ends she leaves giving me a kiss on the cheek
 >Go to bed grinning like a mad man
 >I really cant explain how happy I was it was the best feeling ever
 >Literally went to sleep smiling
 >Had a 72 Camaro crush always thought was cool
 >Was fixing it up with my old man just needed a transmission and she was ready to drive
 >Tell my dad I want to go on my date with it
 >His eyes light up had a 4 speed waiting to drop in
 >Was going to be a birthday present but gave it to me early
 > Spend week wrenching and texting crush on and off trying not to bother her too much
 >After a few days car was ready to rock and roll
 >Day before date crush is acting strange
 >Being distant etc.
 >Ask whats up no answer
 >Day of date still no answer been a black cloud hanging over me all day
 >Finally ask wtf
 >Crush fires back "it was a joke anon"
 >Us going on a date was a joke?
 >l was crushed I never felt worse
 >Why would someone do this to me???
 >Day of date already bought tickets in advance so just go with one of my buddies
 Will cont
 Anonymous 09/11/18(Tue)06:19:18 No.7796013502779801731
 779598791
 Part 2
 >Go to leave for movie
 >Dad says have a good time tried to give me the "talk" before I leave
 >No need for that anymore but listen to him anyway
 >Head out pick buddy watch first iron man movie
 >Drop buddy off
 >Kinda hungry stop at diner l was gonna take crush to
 >Run into crushes twin, my friend
 >Sits down with me
 >Tells me why his sister changed her mind
 >Guess day or two before date she had some friends over
 >One of the girls I used to go to school with
 >l had moved towns awhile ago dad found better job
 >Where l used to live was an outcast
 >Had some weird behavior problems when I was younger
 >But with some therapy and medicine l am pretty much a normie
 >But the stigma stayed
 >This girl knew who I was
 >So during this sleep over she was having friend tells me his sister was gushing about me
 >Telling them how we where gonna see a movie and how I was fixing my.old muscle car so we can take that etc
 >She mentions my name
 >Girl from old town says you mean Anon so and so?
 >Crush says yes
 >She proceeded to tell crush all this weird stuff I used to do makes it out like I'm some sort crazy person
 Friend did his best to defend me but didnt work
 >Sister wants nothing to do with me now
 >My past has come back to haunt me yet again
 >Literally can't escape
 >Something that was out of my control and that I think I have fixed got in the way.
 For those wondering Im on the low end of the spectrum but have since learned how to read social cues and how to interact properly. Crush never looked at me the
 same and it really hurt my self esteem for years didn't land a actual gf until l was about 20 because l just assumed no one was interested.
Anaconda, Cute, and God: Espresso-ing His Intentions COFFEE SHOP I BOSTON; MA,USA Δ° FLIRTING/HOW WE MET THEME OF THE MONTH, TOP A really cute guy is on my line to buy his coffee, engrossed on his phone, texting) Cute guy: still looking down at his phone "A small Caramel Frap, please. Thanks." Me: "Coming right up! (l prepare his order and come back to the counter to hand him his order) Me: "Here you go, sir. Tht be $4.05. (He hands me a $5 bill and finally looks up at me. He freezes, his mouth agape, his eyes wide. I blush. This goes on for about 10 awkward seconds until he blinks rapidly) ." "takes a deep breath"Has this happened to you before?" Me:"Uh, I am not sure what you're talking about." Cute guy: This" "points his finger alternately between the two of us* Me: "I don't really follow.. Cute guy:"You know, a guy sees your pretty face and he freezes and he almost drool? And it's so obvious that he's attracted to you big time? The whole shop stands still. Their attention is on us. The other customers giggle while the others go "aw) Me: * blush 10 shades darker* "Uh, not really" (He snatches the $5 bill from my hand and takes a $100 bill from his wallet and shoves it to me) Cute guy: "There. Ill exit this shop pretending like I have forgotten my change so you'll have an excuse to follow me outside. If you follow me outside to give me my change, you agree to give me your number and to have dinner with me sometime this week. If not, then you can just put my change in the tip box." (He leaves abruptly leaving me speechless.) Other customer: "Oh my God. That is kind of rude, but cheesy. But he's really cute and very honest! What are you waiting for? Follow him. (The other customers, my coworker and even the manager all clamor telling me to follow him. I gather his change, write my number on a tissue aper and I follow him outside, not because the peer pressure but, becouse I'm attracted to him, too!) Me: "Here's your change and uh.. my number, (The cute guy smiles and leaves.) (i go back inside with a round of applause from customers while my manager shouts out loud Manager: "A free shot of latte for everyone!"
Anaconda, Cute, and God: Espresso-ing His Intentions
 COFFEE SHOP I BOSTON; MA,USA Δ° FLIRTING/HOW
 WE MET THEME OF THE MONTH, TOP
 A really cute guy is on my line to buy his coffee,
 engrossed on his phone, texting)
 Cute guy: still looking down at his phone "A
 small Caramel Frap, please. Thanks."
 Me: "Coming right up!
 (l prepare his order and come back to the
 counter to hand him his order)
 Me: "Here you go, sir. Tht
 be $4.05.
 (He hands me a $5 bill and finally looks up at
 me. He freezes, his mouth agape, his eyes wide. I
 blush. This goes on for about 10 awkward
 seconds until he blinks rapidly)
 ." "takes a deep breath"Has this happened
 to you before?"
 Me:"Uh, I am not sure what you're talking
 about."
 Cute guy: This" "points his finger alternately
 between the two of us*
 Me: "I don't really follow..
 Cute guy:"You know, a guy sees your pretty
 face and he freezes and he almost drool? And
 it's so obvious that he's attracted to you big
 time?
 The whole shop stands still. Their attention is on
 us. The other customers giggle while the others
 go "aw)
 Me: * blush 10 shades darker* "Uh, not really"
 (He snatches the $5 bill from my hand and takes
 a $100 bill from his wallet and shoves it to me)
 Cute guy: "There. Ill exit this shop pretending
 like I have forgotten my change so you'll have
 an excuse to follow me outside. If you follow
 me outside to give me my change, you agree
 to give me your number and to have dinner
 with me sometime this week. If not, then you
 can just put my change in the tip box."
 (He leaves abruptly leaving me speechless.)
 Other customer: "Oh my God. That is kind of
 rude, but cheesy. But he's really cute and very
 honest! What are you waiting for? Follow
 him.
 (The other customers, my coworker and even the
 manager all clamor telling me to follow him. I
 gather his change, write my number on a tissue
 aper and I follow him outside, not because
 the peer pressure but, becouse I'm attracted to
 him, too!)
 Me: "Here's your change and uh.. my
 number,
 (The cute guy smiles and leaves.)
 (i go back inside with a round of applause from
 customers while my manager shouts out
 loud
 Manager: "A free shot of latte for everyone!"