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    Dad, Family, and Fresh: eftbouquetarbiter
 listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the
 haunted house and yadda yadda.
 but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted
 houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are
 like 'okay. fresh start number seven and then basically throughout the
 movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's
 no big deal.
 something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and
 some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without
 turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the
 family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and
 continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some
 blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question
 it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his
 room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open?
 seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt
 around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out
 with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a
 shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow
 runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working
 in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he
 sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries.
 family don't give a fuck.
 tbonechessor
 hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this
there’s a lot of reading for this one but I fully support it - Max textpost textposts
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Dad, Family, and Fresh: eftbouquetarbiter
 listen ok. so there's that typical horror trope about the family and the
 haunted house and yadda yadda.
 but like, have a movie where this family has gone through many haunted
 houses before, to the point where they move into this new one and are
 like 'okay. fresh start number seven and then basically throughout the
 movie avoid and deflect any typical horror event from the house like it's
 no big deal.
 something's under the teen girl's bed? she takes a can of bug spray and
 some chloroform and uses that shit on the demon creature without
 turning an eye from whoever she was texting. mom's cooking and the
 family's nowhere to be found? weird creaking noises? she sighs and
 continues cooking. family comes through the back door later with some
 blood on them and carrying a few hockey masks. mom doesn't question
 it. family looks exhausted and irritated. younger brother walks into his
 room to find the dog trapped in the wardrobe, wardrobe unable to open?
 seeping dark smoke and gross liquids? move it and throw some salt
 around that thang and kick in the back of the wardrobe. dog hops out
 with a scoff and trots to the door of the room and down the stairs. a
 shadow follows. lots of growling and snarling and scuffling. a shadow
 runs fuckin outie back down the hall in fear. dad is in the garage working
 in the car. car shuts it's doors and locks them. he is unable to get out. he
 sighs and starts the car. might as well go get groceries.
 family don't give a fuck.
 tbonechessor
 hello, yes, how much do movies cost and how would I fund this
there’s a lot of reading for this one but I fully support it - Max textpost textposts
                
            

            
            
there’s a lot of reading for this one but I fully support it - Max textpost textposts