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Af, Apparently, and Bless Up: This was Victor, the most Handsome guest at my friend's wedding. Pic: reddit u/Komosoby @DrSmashlove I MET A CURVY LIL HALF JEWISH HALF ITALIAN TING AND SHE CALLED HERSELF A “pizza bagel ☺️” I’M DONE SMASH IS OVER IT’S CANCELLED 🤓🔫. NAH BUT FR COMMENT BELOW WITH YOUR FAVORITE RIDICULOUS ETHNIC MIX PUN. “My lil homegirl is black, Japanese and thicc AF I call her my lil chocolate mochi ball 🍡” U DIG?! 😂 p.s. MY COMMENT SECTION IS A LOVING, WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY PLACE ... (PLEASE) DON’T BE MEAN-SPIRITED ... BUT IF U FEEL THE OVERWHELMING URGE TO COMMENT SOMETHING RACIST, REST ASSURE I WON’T DELETE, I’LL JUST LET YO COMMENT RIDE OUT AND LET MY LIL WOKE AF HOMEGIRLS CHEW U UP LIKE A PUPPY SEEING IT’S FIRST NEWSPAPER 🐕... THEY JUST WAKING UP NOW FROM A DEPRESSION NAP HAVING THEY COFFEE AND COMBING THRU POORLY-WORDED, VAGUELY THANKSGIVING-THEMED END-OF-HOLIDAY TEXTS FROM FVCKBOYS (“hey pumpkin pie I miss that punpkin pie lol when u guna... let me taste that pumkin tie aye when u flying back”) AND THEY FEELING ESPECIALLY “Sunday morning - afternoon feisty”, JUST WISHING A HITTA WOULD ... IF U FEELING FROGGY, THEN LEAP 🐸 ... WE DARE U 🤗 ... BLESS UP 😩😂 p.p.s. EXTRA POINTS AWARDED IF U HAVE A HOMEGIRL THAT’S LATINA AND ARABIAN AND U BLEND GUAC AND HUMMUS BC THAT’S THIS WEEKEND’S THEME...APPARENTLY 🤠👳‍♂️😂😂😂
Af, Apparently, and Bless Up: This was Victor, the most Handsome guest at
 my friend's wedding.
 Pic: reddit u/Komosoby
 @DrSmashlove
I MET A CURVY LIL HALF JEWISH HALF ITALIAN TING AND SHE CALLED HERSELF A “pizza bagel ☺️” I’M DONE SMASH IS OVER IT’S CANCELLED 🤓🔫. NAH BUT FR COMMENT BELOW WITH YOUR FAVORITE RIDICULOUS ETHNIC MIX PUN. “My lil homegirl is black, Japanese and thicc AF I call her my lil chocolate mochi ball 🍡” U DIG?! 😂 p.s. MY COMMENT SECTION IS A LOVING, WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY PLACE ... (PLEASE) DON’T BE MEAN-SPIRITED ... BUT IF U FEEL THE OVERWHELMING URGE TO COMMENT SOMETHING RACIST, REST ASSURE I WON’T DELETE, I’LL JUST LET YO COMMENT RIDE OUT AND LET MY LIL WOKE AF HOMEGIRLS CHEW U UP LIKE A PUPPY SEEING IT’S FIRST NEWSPAPER 🐕... THEY JUST WAKING UP NOW FROM A DEPRESSION NAP HAVING THEY COFFEE AND COMBING THRU POORLY-WORDED, VAGUELY THANKSGIVING-THEMED END-OF-HOLIDAY TEXTS FROM FVCKBOYS (“hey pumpkin pie I miss that punpkin pie lol when u guna... let me taste that pumkin tie aye when u flying back”) AND THEY FEELING ESPECIALLY “Sunday morning - afternoon feisty”, JUST WISHING A HITTA WOULD ... IF U FEELING FROGGY, THEN LEAP 🐸 ... WE DARE U 🤗 ... BLESS UP 😩😂 p.p.s. EXTRA POINTS AWARDED IF U HAVE A HOMEGIRL THAT’S LATINA AND ARABIAN AND U BLEND GUAC AND HUMMUS BC THAT’S THIS WEEKEND’S THEME...APPARENTLY 🤠👳‍♂️😂😂😂

I MET A CURVY LIL HALF JEWISH HALF ITALIAN TING AND SHE CALLED HERSELF A “pizza bagel ☺️” I’M DONE SMASH IS OVER IT’S CANCELLED 🤓🔫. NAH BUT ...

Anime, Bootleg, and Booty: Her: baby my ankle hurts Me: I gotchu If a girls over 5”5 and texts you “We gone fight next time I see you” she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I was just getting a little clout. I scooped cute baddie but she kinda on the tall side. She avergae more boards than Deandre Jordan of the los angles clippers. She invited me over to her house to chill for the evening. Baby girl opened the door with the shortest booty shorts a nigga ever seen. I can see her booty jiggle as each cheek read “child-Support”. Pulling out was never an option. Laid on the couch we watching bootleg dvds. You know it’s bout to turn real hood in a min. This girl told me she was getting sick from the weather change. It’s funny how a girl be all freaky in the text messages but now all of a sudden she sick. I ain’t fail algebra twice to know something wasn’t adding up. I tried moving my hand down her back, soon as I’m halfway she let out a smoke screen of coughs. Breath Smelled all types of bacterial infections. I love my dick too much to put him through that. Ain’t no Pokémon center nearby here. I couldn’t see no hope in sight when the lord sent me a sign. She tells her beck was hurting. Perfect opportunity to make my move, I offered a massage. I’m working my way down her back when says “if your hand goes down further we gone fight”. Ain’t no serious tone or base in her voice so I’m like bet “Go time”, we really bout to rumble in the jungle. I creep lower when she horse kicks me right in my stomach. I look like a anime character who just got the shit out of him. Staring into space amazed at her strength. I get back up off the ground and tried to put her in the Kurt angle ankle lock. She revered it and had me in some next level Position. Nigga my belly bottom touching the back of my calf. I’m all types of fucked up. I’m looking like some iPhone head phones you pull out your pocket tangled like fuck. I had to tap out. I couldn’t even tap out. I cried out daddy. I ain’t never met the nigga either. Shorty dropped me and kicked me out. I couldn’t move. I came in on hopes and dreams and left on a stretcher. Moral of the story Tall bitches got the hands. ( Follow @Genuineguy & tag 2 friends below)
Anime, Bootleg, and Booty: Her: baby my ankle hurts
 Me: I gotchu
If a girls over 5”5 and texts you “We gone fight next time I see you” she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I was just getting a little clout. I scooped cute baddie but she kinda on the tall side. She avergae more boards than Deandre Jordan of the los angles clippers. She invited me over to her house to chill for the evening. Baby girl opened the door with the shortest booty shorts a nigga ever seen. I can see her booty jiggle as each cheek read “child-Support”. Pulling out was never an option. Laid on the couch we watching bootleg dvds. You know it’s bout to turn real hood in a min. This girl told me she was getting sick from the weather change. It’s funny how a girl be all freaky in the text messages but now all of a sudden she sick. I ain’t fail algebra twice to know something wasn’t adding up. I tried moving my hand down her back, soon as I’m halfway she let out a smoke screen of coughs. Breath Smelled all types of bacterial infections. I love my dick too much to put him through that. Ain’t no Pokémon center nearby here. I couldn’t see no hope in sight when the lord sent me a sign. She tells her beck was hurting. Perfect opportunity to make my move, I offered a massage. I’m working my way down her back when says “if your hand goes down further we gone fight”. Ain’t no serious tone or base in her voice so I’m like bet “Go time”, we really bout to rumble in the jungle. I creep lower when she horse kicks me right in my stomach. I look like a anime character who just got the shit out of him. Staring into space amazed at her strength. I get back up off the ground and tried to put her in the Kurt angle ankle lock. She revered it and had me in some next level Position. Nigga my belly bottom touching the back of my calf. I’m all types of fucked up. I’m looking like some iPhone head phones you pull out your pocket tangled like fuck. I had to tap out. I couldn’t even tap out. I cried out daddy. I ain’t never met the nigga either. Shorty dropped me and kicked me out. I couldn’t move. I came in on hopes and dreams and left on a stretcher. Moral of the story Tall bitches got the hands. ( Follow @Genuineguy & tag 2 friends below)

If a girls over 5”5 and texts you “We gone fight next time I see you” she literally will give you the smack down. It was around the time I w...