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Dude, Facebook, and God: The Entire Bible Explained In One Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It. 6 hrs e Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read) GENESIS God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun Adam & Eve: Okay Satan: You should do the thing Adam & Eve: Okay God: What happened!? Adam & Eve: We did the thing God: Guys THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT God: You are my people, and you should not do the things People: We wont do the things God: Good People: We did the things. God: Guys THE GOSPELS JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore Healed people: Okay! Thank you! Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does the things when no one is looking Jesus: I have never done the things Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things Pilate: Did you do the things? Jesus: No. Pilate: He didn't do the things. Other people: Kill him anyway Pilate: Okay Jesus: Guys.... PAUL'S LETTERS People: We did the things. Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop doing the things People: Okay PAUL'S LETTERS PART II People: We did the things again Paul: Guys REVELATION John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the things. In the meantime, stop doing the things. THE END Unlike Comment Share and 7 others like this. That still was dr, dude 6 hrs Like 1 5 mins Like Write a comment. epicjohndoe: TL;DR Version Of The Bible
Dude, Facebook, and God: The Entire Bible Explained In One
 Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It.
 6 hrs e
 Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read)
 GENESIS
 God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 Satan: You should do the thing
 Adam & Eve: Okay
 God: What happened!?
 Adam & Eve: We did the thing
 God: Guys
 THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
 God: You are my people, and you should not do the things
 People: We wont do the things
 God: Good
 People: We did the things.
 God: Guys
 THE GOSPELS
 JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the
 Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore
 Healed people: Okay! Thank you!
 Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does
 the things when no one is looking
 Jesus: I have never done the things
 Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things
 Pilate: Did you do the things?
 Jesus: No.
 Pilate: He didn't do the things.
 Other people: Kill him anyway
 Pilate: Okay
 Jesus: Guys....
 PAUL'S LETTERS
 People: We did the things.
 Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop
 doing the things
 People: Okay
 PAUL'S LETTERS PART II
 People: We did the things again
 Paul: Guys
 REVELATION
 John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the
 things. In the meantime, stop doing the things.
 THE END
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