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A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people don't tell you about being married for a long time? You actually do run out of things to talk about I know you might think I am kidding, but I am being a million percent truthsies over here. As a child, I always wondered what married people talked about, and was assured by many a family member that there were always things to discuss This is a lie. A big, fat one. It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful with me, because here I am with nothing to say and completely unprepared on how to deal. My husband and I go on a weekly date night and after I go into detail about my wild day working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I answered three emails, I found a dollar in the wash), I have nothing. The other day I started to tell my husband about this super interesting thing that had happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind, I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when I've got something good I save it for date night so I have something to talk about. It seems like such a waste to spend it on a regular day. So then he thought that was one of the weirdest things he's ever heard about, which I assumed maybe HE already did that too? But he was like, "No, people do not do that." It's like I don't know how to be a person the right way sometimes. Every now and again my husband will ask "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope" because I'm hiding them and don't want to share. These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a thick vanilla custard that slices up like a dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top. Basically, these are perfect and you need them right now. That is all benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake
A Dream, Click, and Fake: Do you want to know something that people
 don't tell you about being married for a long
 time?
 You actually do run out of things to talk about
 I know you might think I am kidding, but I am
 being a million percent truthsies over here. As
 a child, I always wondered what married
 people talked about, and was assured by many
 a family member that there were always things
 to discuss
 This is a lie. A big, fat one.

 It's really unfortunate that no one was truthful
 with me, because here I am with nothing to say
 and completely unprepared on how to deal. My
 husband and I go on a weekly date night and
 after I go into detail about my wild day
 working from home (I ate a Lean Cuisine, I
 answered three emails, I found a dollar in the
 wash), I have nothing.
 The other day I started to tell my husband
 about this super interesting thing that had
 happened, but then I was like, "oh never mind,
 I'm saving that for our date tonight" and he's
 like "um, WHAT?" and I was like, "well, when
 I've got something good I save it for date night
 so I have something to talk about. It seems like
 such a waste to spend it on a regular day.
 So then he thought that was one of the weirdest
 things he's ever heard about, which I assumed
 maybe HE already did that too? But he was
 like, "No, people do not do that."
 It's like I don't know how to be a person the
 right way sometimes.

 Every now and again my husband will ask
 "did you bake anything today, hon?" and ifI
 made Créme Bruleé Brownies I say "nope"
 because I'm hiding them and don't want to
 share.
 These fudgy little bites of bliss are covered in a
 thick vanilla custard that slices up like a
 dream. A sprinkling of sugar and a run under
 the broiler gets that caramelized, crackly top.
 Basically, these are perfect and you need them
 right now. That is all
benepla:
kramergate:
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake

benepla: kramergate: I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertati...

Asian, Beautiful, and Food: thirst-empress: spellcaster-queen-selene: Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said "sure! let me hear you" and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn't laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it's ok to enjoy food? Also, when a little boy asked to be the band's stylist he just said "sure, go ahead fancy pants" like, there wasn't a single second of questioning it, he went into "ok, that will be your position then" right away That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes And don't forget the Asian guy said he shouldn't be in the band because he thought he wasn't "cool enough". Jack Black didn't miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid and telling him he's amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully. And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression. The musical is great too, give some of the songs a listen
Asian, Beautiful, and Food: thirst-empress:
 spellcaster-queen-selene:
 Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and
 building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a
 singer he only said "sure! let me hear you" and the moment she
 started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came
 true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun
 of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers
 with some weight on and included himself and told her that people
 wouldn't laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is
 all that matters PLUS that it's ok to enjoy food?
 Also, when a little boy asked to be the band's stylist he just said
 "sure, go ahead fancy pants" like, there wasn't a single second of
 questioning it, he went into "ok, that will be your position then" right
 away
 That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids
 to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes
 And don't forget the Asian guy said he shouldn't be in the band because
 he thought he wasn't "cool enough". Jack Black didn't miss a beat by
 making up a secret handshake between he and the kid and telling him
 he's amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid
 even stood up for himself against a bully.
 And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him
 constructively work out his aggression.
The musical is great too, give some of the songs a listen

The musical is great too, give some of the songs a listen

Banana, Bunny, and All: bunny munching on a banana. that is all
Banana, Bunny, and All: bunny munching on a banana. that is all

bunny munching on a banana. that is all

Asian, Beautiful, and Food: the-devils-dandy: thirst-empress spellcaster-queen-selene Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said "sure! let me hear you" and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn't laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it's ok to enjoy food? Also, when a little boy asked to be the band's stylist he just said sure, go ahead fancy pants" like, there wasn't a single second of questioning it, he went into "ok, that will be your position then" right away That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes And don't forget the Asian guy salid he shouldn't be in the band because he thought he wasn't "cool enough". Jack Black didn't miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid.and telling him he's amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully. And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression Source: selene-the-dra. 332.916 notes School of Rock
Asian, Beautiful, and Food: the-devils-dandy:
 thirst-empress
 spellcaster-queen-selene
 Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and
 building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a
 singer he only said "sure! let me hear you" and the moment she
 started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came
 true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun
 of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers
 with some weight on and included himself and told her that people
 wouldn't laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is
 all that matters PLUS that it's ok to enjoy food?
 Also, when a little boy asked to be the band's stylist he just said
 sure, go ahead fancy pants" like, there wasn't a single second of
 questioning it, he went into "ok, that will be your position then" right
 away
 That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids
 to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes
 And don't forget the Asian guy salid he shouldn't be in the band because
 he thought he wasn't "cool enough". Jack Black didn't miss a beat by
 making up a secret handshake between he and the kid.and telling him
 he's amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid
 even stood up for himself against a bully.
 And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him
 constructively work out his aggression
 Source: selene-the-dra.
 332.916 notes
School of Rock

School of Rock

Just Do It, Memes, and Money: BELIEVE IN SOMETHING EVEN IF IT COSTS YOU EVERYTHING JUST DO IT. Nike, I loved your gear, but you exhaust my spirit on this one. Your new ad with Colin Kapernick, I get the message, but that sacrificing everything thing…. It just doesn’t play out here. Sacrificing what exactly? A career? I’ve done that both times I chose to stay home and be with my kids instead of continuing my business climb… and it wasn’t sacrificing everything. It was sacrificing one career and some money and it was because of what I believe in and more importantly, who I believe in. At best, that is all Colin sacrificed… some money and it’s debatable if he really lost his career over it. Maybe he sacrificed the respect of some people while he gained the respect of others. Or maybe he used one career to springboard himself into a different career when the first was waning. I don’t know. What I do know is, he gained popularity and magazine covers he likely wouldn’t have gotten without getting on his knees or as you say, “believing in something.” I’m also thinking the irony is that while I am not privy to the numbers, it’s likely he gained a lucrative Nike contract. So yeah… that whole “sacrificing everything” is insulting to those who really have sacrificed everything. You want to talk about someone in the NFL sacrificing everything? Pat Tillman. NFL STARTING, not benched, player who left to join the Army and died for it. THAT is sacrificing everything for something you believe in. How about other warriors? Warriors who will not be on magazine covers, who will not get lucrative contracts and millions of followers from their actions and who have truly sacrificed everything. They did it because they believed in something. Take it from me, when I say they sacrificed everything, they also sacrificed the lives of their loved ones who will never be the same. THAT is sacrificing everything for something they believe in. Did you get us talking? Yeah, you did. But, your brand recognition was strong enough. Did you teach the next generation of consumers about true grit? Not that I can see. (Continue in the comments) @chriskylefrog @tayakyle
Just Do It, Memes, and Money: BELIEVE IN SOMETHING
 EVEN IF IT COSTS YOU EVERYTHING
 JUST DO IT.
Nike, I loved your gear, but you exhaust my spirit on this one. Your new ad with Colin Kapernick, I get the message, but that sacrificing everything thing…. It just doesn’t play out here. Sacrificing what exactly? A career? I’ve done that both times I chose to stay home and be with my kids instead of continuing my business climb… and it wasn’t sacrificing everything. It was sacrificing one career and some money and it was because of what I believe in and more importantly, who I believe in. At best, that is all Colin sacrificed… some money and it’s debatable if he really lost his career over it. Maybe he sacrificed the respect of some people while he gained the respect of others. Or maybe he used one career to springboard himself into a different career when the first was waning. I don’t know. What I do know is, he gained popularity and magazine covers he likely wouldn’t have gotten without getting on his knees or as you say, “believing in something.” I’m also thinking the irony is that while I am not privy to the numbers, it’s likely he gained a lucrative Nike contract. So yeah… that whole “sacrificing everything” is insulting to those who really have sacrificed everything. You want to talk about someone in the NFL sacrificing everything? Pat Tillman. NFL STARTING, not benched, player who left to join the Army and died for it. THAT is sacrificing everything for something you believe in. How about other warriors? Warriors who will not be on magazine covers, who will not get lucrative contracts and millions of followers from their actions and who have truly sacrificed everything. They did it because they believed in something. Take it from me, when I say they sacrificed everything, they also sacrificed the lives of their loved ones who will never be the same. THAT is sacrificing everything for something they believe in. Did you get us talking? Yeah, you did. But, your brand recognition was strong enough. Did you teach the next generation of consumers about true grit? Not that I can see. (Continue in the comments) @chriskylefrog @tayakyle

Nike, I loved your gear, but you exhaust my spirit on this one. Your new ad with Colin Kapernick, I get the message, but that sacrificing ev...

Happy, Never, and All The: dl POL Thats all of them. That is all the Nazis that showed up for their March in DC. Im so happy that its smaller than last year. Hopefully I will never have to do this again
Happy, Never, and All The: dl
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Thats all of them.
That is all the Nazis that showed up for their March in DC. Im so happy that its smaller than last year. Hopefully I will never have to do this again

Thats all of them. That is all the Nazis that showed up for their March in DC. Im so happy that its smaller than last year. Hopefully I will...