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Thats Nuts: u/Em3PO 6d i.redd.it l give you the cutest photo I've ever taken of my pup. U might date someone that is truly a nice person. Kind. Sweet. Sex game level = demon from hell who came to ruin u for all future partners πŸ€—. U feel me? Generous. Funny. But y'all fight. Y'all have discord. Y'all ain't on the same page. Y'all struggle. Y'all have them long text fights where u feel like a lawyer in a Brooks Brother suit in a federal courtroom but really u just on your West Elm sectional with the slightly busted leg leaning a lil bit while your dog keep you company and u furiously typing texts till your thumbs fall off while shoving scoops of your second Halo Top pint into your mouth. U love this person, but u hate them. There is no balance. Any small thing they do that is inconsiderate or could be construed to be so, u wil out and wanna kill them. What I've realized is, people are like food. If u have a nut allergy, u gon fuck around and eat a peanut and damn near suffocate and die a miserable, painful death. Someone who's not allergic gon eat that same peanut and be enriched and nutrified (yes I made that word up, deal with it πŸ€—). U feel me? Same food is toxic to one person and beneficial to another. The bottom line is, that person isn't arsenic - they ain't poison to all living creatures - they might just be poison to YOU because y'all ain't on the same page, were never on the same page, and never gon get on the same page (despite how hard y'all tried.) These are good people who u gotta block on all platforms and move on witchoe life because communication of any type gon fuck yo life up and u just gotta realize that not only can u not handle them by the handful, even one (1) nut could kill u πŸ˜‚. Aight? Let that nut find another home. Her next partner might derive great benefit from that nut. Or he'll die a miserable death with four Epi Pens jammed into his thighs and 20 Benadryl in his system but if that's the case, it was his time 😒. YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE!! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Thats Nuts: u/Em3PO 6d i.redd.it
 l give you the cutest photo I've ever taken of
 my pup.
U might date someone that is truly a nice person. Kind. Sweet. Sex game level = demon from hell who came to ruin u for all future partners πŸ€—. U feel me? Generous. Funny. But y'all fight. Y'all have discord. Y'all ain't on the same page. Y'all struggle. Y'all have them long text fights where u feel like a lawyer in a Brooks Brother suit in a federal courtroom but really u just on your West Elm sectional with the slightly busted leg leaning a lil bit while your dog keep you company and u furiously typing texts till your thumbs fall off while shoving scoops of your second Halo Top pint into your mouth. U love this person, but u hate them. There is no balance. Any small thing they do that is inconsiderate or could be construed to be so, u wil out and wanna kill them. What I've realized is, people are like food. If u have a nut allergy, u gon fuck around and eat a peanut and damn near suffocate and die a miserable, painful death. Someone who's not allergic gon eat that same peanut and be enriched and nutrified (yes I made that word up, deal with it πŸ€—). U feel me? Same food is toxic to one person and beneficial to another. The bottom line is, that person isn't arsenic - they ain't poison to all living creatures - they might just be poison to YOU because y'all ain't on the same page, were never on the same page, and never gon get on the same page (despite how hard y'all tried.) These are good people who u gotta block on all platforms and move on witchoe life because communication of any type gon fuck yo life up and u just gotta realize that not only can u not handle them by the handful, even one (1) nut could kill u πŸ˜‚. Aight? Let that nut find another home. Her next partner might derive great benefit from that nut. Or he'll die a miserable death with four Epi Pens jammed into his thighs and 20 Benadryl in his system but if that's the case, it was his time 😒. YALL BE SAFE OUT THERE!! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Thats Nuts: oo 3 ITA 06:09 Cerca egods penis Heather Kohler 1 gennaio alle 20:23 My hope for 2017 is that l find my kitchen aid mixer, which disappeared from my pantry... but left behind the bowl and attachments. Very bizarre. Very. Bizarre. IG Mi piace commenta A Condividi Tu, Pat Powell e altri 37 Kara Kelley McBride You still haven't found it? That's nuts. 1 gennaio alle 20:27 Mi piace 1.Rispondi Patti Kohler I swear Brad didn't give it to me. Mines brand new 1 gennaio alle 20:39. Mi piace. Rispondi Patti Kohler s there a reward out for it? That might be incentive for me to come look Evan kohler 2de 20:46 Mi piace. Rispondi MY MOM LITERALLY LOST HER KITCHEN AID MIXER ANDhWHOEVERIHAS IET MADE A SocIAL. MEDIA SITE AND IS TAKING IT AROUND TOWN TO TAUNT HER. n Commento 55 Piace a 8 persone kohlers.kitchen.mixer back and (batter) than ever3 16 ORE FA VISUALIZZA TRADUZIONE Piace a 6 persone kohlers kitchen. mixer loving the views in fort smith #freeatlast #nevercominghome #adventurer #views #idont misshome Visualizza tutti e 2 i comment bradkohlerbk Please come home. I'll bake a really nice cake with you for @ekkohler and taheatharknhlAr to Pat She travels more than me ~Michaela β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textpost tumblr shrek instatumblr memes posts phan funnythings πŸ˜‚ same funny haha loltumblr lol relatable rarepepe funnythings funnytextposts pepeislife meme funnystuff pepe food spam
Thats Nuts: oo 3 ITA
 06:09
 Cerca
 egods penis
 Heather Kohler
 1 gennaio alle 20:23
 My hope for 2017 is that l find my kitchen aid mixer,
 which disappeared from my pantry... but left behind
 the bowl and attachments. Very bizarre. Very.
 Bizarre.
 IG Mi piace
 commenta
 A Condividi
 Tu, Pat Powell e altri 37
 Kara Kelley McBride
 You still haven't found it? That's nuts.
 1 gennaio alle 20:27 Mi piace 1.Rispondi
 Patti Kohler
 I swear Brad didn't give it to me. Mines brand
 new
 1 gennaio alle 20:39. Mi piace. Rispondi
 Patti Kohler
 s there a reward out for it? That might be
 incentive for me to come look
 Evan kohler 2de 20:46 Mi piace. Rispondi
 MY MOM LITERALLY LOST HER KITCHEN AID
 MIXER ANDhWHOEVERIHAS IET MADE A SocIAL.
 MEDIA SITE AND IS TAKING IT AROUND TOWN TO
 TAUNT HER.
 n Commento
 55
 Piace a 8 persone
 kohlers.kitchen.mixer back and (batter) than ever3
 16 ORE FA
 VISUALIZZA TRADUZIONE
 Piace a 6 persone
 kohlers kitchen. mixer loving the views in fort smith
 #freeatlast #nevercominghome #adventurer #views
 #idont misshome
 Visualizza tutti e 2 i comment
 bradkohlerbk Please come home. I'll bake a really
 nice cake with you for @ekkohler and
 taheatharknhlAr to Pat
She travels more than me ~Michaela β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textpost tumblr shrek instatumblr memes posts phan funnythings πŸ˜‚ same funny haha loltumblr lol relatable rarepepe funnythings funnytextposts pepeislife meme funnystuff pepe food spam

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