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Thats What She Said Jokes: From Freshman on the tea Sent: Sunday, December 07, 2014 9:39 PM Water polo coach la gmail.com To: Subject: Here's A Story So I figured one of the captains or Ethan would have sent you this story, so I feel it more appropriate if I told you instead Note I was not drunk at the time (am now though...prob wouldn't be sending this email if I wasn't, still drunk enough to type with auto correct tho.) So it was Friday at like 10. A girl on the floor above me, who I'm pretty good friends with, asks if I want to watch a movie. I say yeah, she comes down and we watch some movie with Leo Dicaprio and Johnny Depp At the end, now its like midnight. She tells me, I quote, "I'm not that into you. But I have needs, and I am going to use you to fulfill them." I say that's fine, how could you not? I have no pride, no dignity. But things got really weird. Well she weird. Firstly, she was big into king, which I guess is somewhat normal. She also liked asking what was fine, was my favorite color was, like at least 20 times. In the middle of the action (sexu)... she asked what religion I was, I said was, times I to confession (while she's on top of me). Oh Catholic. She started asking me what a novena how many go and then she gets up and puts on necklaces and says "this is mary and joseph and jesus" and continues. Kind of weird but not really I guess The way my room is set up is my bed, wall, then my fyc's bed right next to it. Btw the fyc is like an RA, I don't know if they have those in Canada. Anyway she was kicking the wall (and moaning but I wont get into that) the entire time, and now my fyc winces when she sees me. Plus she was trying to convince me that she was black (the girl, not the fyc). She' not black. I don't know many stereotypes about black girls, but black guys supposedly have big penises omething don't know if they are supposed to have big boobs (she didnt) or big asses (she did, so I guess half black maybe?) but whatever. Here is an extended list She licked my eye I had to eat almonds, then pass them into her mouth, same with water (making out after this was kind of gross, since there were little almonds everywhere) At one point right before we started serious stuff, once again I quote, "Just warning you, during penetration, I either fee like I am on ecstasy or I curl into a ball and cry, hope you're a gambler" Stole all my towels to walk back to her room ied to finger my butt (didn't work) Told me that I wasn't holding a conversation, during sex Licked inside my ear Told me to make her as uncomfortable as possible (I told her I respected her too much) Had to listen to how much she st kes her ex and that she is going to get back with him in J-term (this was kind of a mood killer not going to lie) Made that's what she said jokes Talked about her priest Asked me about my mother and father (during sex) Licked my hair Anyway, this whole scene lasted till about 7 (we had a break at about 5 and drank), at which point we fell asleep for like 40 minutes. She said "I feel satisfied, I am sorry you were not" (never once did I say I didn't). As she is leaving, she says next time you might be able to see my weird side." I am scared for "next time." At least once she gets back with her ex this thing will be over or whatever the hell is going on So on 40 minutes of sleep I go to the mods and for some bizarre reason tell this to the last person I should tell all this to... Ethan.. while he's drunk. So he obviously the other Juniors (I know he's a senior feb, but not in my heart) and now I am telling you Just thought it would be better coming from me than from Brian or whoever. You can forward this to them too, I didn't tell them everything. They'll make fun of it or laugh at it. I say bring it on. I need a challenge Ah well. See you soon Apologetically yours Drunk Freshman Writes Obscene Sexual Email to Coach
Thats What She Said Jokes: From
 Freshman on the tea
 Sent: Sunday, December 07, 2014 9:39 PM
 Water polo coach
 la gmail.com
 To:
 Subject: Here's A Story
 So I figured one of the captains or Ethan would have sent you this story, so I feel it more appropriate if I told you
 instead
 Note I was not drunk at the time (am now though...prob wouldn't be sending this email
 if I wasn't, still drunk enough
 to type with auto correct tho.)
 So it was Friday at like 10. A girl on the floor above me, who I'm pretty good friends with, asks if I want to watch a
 movie. I say yeah, she comes down and we watch some movie with Leo Dicaprio and Johnny Depp
 At the end, now its like midnight. She tells me, I quote, "I'm not that into you. But I have needs, and I am going to use
 you to fulfill them." I say that's fine, how could you not? I have no pride, no dignity. But things got really weird. Well
 she weird. Firstly, she was big into king, which I guess is somewhat normal. She also liked asking what
 was fine, was my favorite color was, like at least 20 times. In the middle of the action (sexu)... she asked what religion I was, I said
 was, times I to confession (while she's on top of me). Oh
 Catholic. She started asking me what a novena how many go
 and then she gets up and puts on necklaces and says "this is mary and joseph and jesus" and continues. Kind of weird
 but not really I guess
 The way my room is set up is my bed, wall, then my fyc's bed right next to it. Btw the fyc is like an RA, I don't know if
 they have those in Canada. Anyway she was kicking the wall (and moaning but I wont get into that) the entire time, and
 now my fyc winces when she sees me. Plus she was trying to convince me that she was black (the girl, not the fyc). She'
 not black. I don't know many stereotypes about black girls, but black guys supposedly have big penises
 omething
 don't know if they are supposed to have big boobs (she didnt) or big asses (she did,
 so I guess half black maybe?) but
 whatever.
 Here is an extended list
 She licked my eye
 I had to eat almonds, then pass them into her mouth, same with water (making out after this was kind of gross, since
 there were little almonds everywhere)
 At one point right before we started serious stuff, once again I quote, "Just warning you, during penetration, I either fee
 like I am on ecstasy or I curl into a ball and cry, hope you're a gambler"
 Stole all my towels to walk back to her room
 ied to finger my butt (didn't work)
 Told me that I wasn't holding a conversation, during sex
 Licked inside my ear
 Told me to make her as uncomfortable as possible (I told her I respected her too much)
 Had to listen to how much she st
 kes her ex and that she is going to get back with him in J-term (this was kind of a
 mood killer not going to lie)
 Made that's what she said jokes
 Talked about her priest
 Asked me about my mother and father (during sex)
 Licked my hair
 Anyway, this whole scene lasted till about 7 (we had a break at about 5 and drank), at which point we fell asleep for like
 40 minutes. She said "I feel satisfied, I am sorry you were not" (never once did I say I didn't). As she is leaving, she says
 next time you might be able to see my weird side." I am scared for "next time." At least once she gets back with her ex
 this thing will be over or whatever the hell is going on
 So on 40 minutes of sleep I go to the mods and for some bizarre reason tell this to the last person I should tell all this
 to... Ethan.. while he's drunk. So he obviously the other Juniors (I know he's a senior feb, but not in my heart) and now I
 am telling you
 Just thought it would be better coming from me than from Brian or whoever. You can forward this to them too, I didn't
 tell them everything. They'll make fun of it or laugh at it. I say bring it on. I need a challenge
 Ah well. See you soon
 Apologetically yours
Drunk Freshman Writes Obscene Sexual Email to Coach

Drunk Freshman Writes Obscene Sexual Email to Coach