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the chase: cheeseanonioncrisps: roseverdict: roseverdict: jus-tea: Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town, She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town, Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down. Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play. But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today, And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today. [Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.] HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT It’s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until it’s got an eery childrens’ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons). One child shall be designated ‘Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhona’ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kids— think Blind Man’s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for ‘Rhona’ to find them. Any child tagged becomes another ‘Rhona’ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected. Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other “do you know what that’s inspired by?”
the chase: cheeseanonioncrisps:

roseverdict:

roseverdict:


jus-tea:

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town,
She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,
Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.
Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,
But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,
Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,
Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.
But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,
And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,
Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,
Hide away, hide away, she took us down today.






[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]
HI DON’T LEAVE THIS IN THE NOTES THAT’S ACTUALLY BRILLIANT



It’s not a proper creepy nursery rhyme until it’s got an eery childrens’ game attached to it though (think ring-a-round-the-roses or oranges and lemons).
One child shall be designated ‘Miss (Mr, Mx) Rhona’ and will have to cover their eyes (hide away). They then have to try to catch the other kids— think Blind Man’s Bluff. The children running away chant the rhyme, to make it easier for ‘Rhona’ to find them.
Any child tagged becomes another ‘Rhona’ and must also cover their eyes and join in the chase. The winner is the last child left uninfected.
Meanwhile all adults in the area must watch with a vague sense of unease, and whisper to each other “do you know what that’s inspired by?”

cheeseanonioncrisps: roseverdict: roseverdict: jus-tea: Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town, She’s working at the hospita...

the chase: The chase is on
the chase: The chase is on

The chase is on

the chase: HOWTO FEND OFFA PICKUP ARTIST 1 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist. Is your Does he appear to have an immediate connection with you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is he calling you familiar or condescending names such as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"? suitor overly charming and quick with cash? 2 not accept drinks. Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions. Do 3 Keep personal information to yourself. o not give him your name, and do not tell him where you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or insight into your personal life or plans. 4Make it clear that you are not interested Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on to other prospects 5 Turn away and ignore him Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere 39 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and sweep your elbow torward the glass The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and pill your drink on the pickup artist. 40. cbapter I: defensive dating <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating-sex/"> The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>
the chase: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating-sex/">

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>

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the chase: HOWTO FEND OFFA PICKUP ARTIST 1 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist. Is your Does he appear to have an immediate connection with you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is he calling you familiar or condescending names such as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"? suitor overly charming and quick with cash? 2 not accept drinks. Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions. Do 3 Keep personal information to yourself. o not give him your name, and do not tell him where you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or insight into your personal life or plans. 4Make it clear that you are not interested Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on to other prospects 5 Turn away and ignore him Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere 39 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and sweep your elbow torward the glass The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and pill your drink on the pickup artist. 40. cbapter I: defensive dating <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating-sex/"> The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>
the chase: HOWTO FEND OFFA
 PICKUP ARTIST
 1
 Recognize the traits of a pickup artist.
 Is your
 Does he appear to have an immediate connection with
 you? Is he scanning the room while talking to you? Is
 he calling you familiar or condescending names such
 as "honey," "sweetie,"or "babe"?
 suitor overly charming and quick with cash?
 2
 not accept drinks.
 Letting a pickup artist buy you drinks w encourage
 him and make him feel he is entitled to your attentions.
 Do
 3 Keep personal information to yourself.
 o not give him your name, and do not tell him where
 you live, who you are waiting for, or any other detail or
 insight into your personal life or plans.
 4Make it clear that you are not interested
 Be direct and forceful. If he persists, you may have
 to become rude or leave. If you make it obvious that
 nothing is going to happen that evening, he'll move on
 to other prospects
 5 Turn away and ignore him
 Talk to a friend or the person sitting on the other side
 of you. The pickup artist likes the chase most of all
 put a stop to the chase and he will look elsewhere
 39

 The Elbow Knock: Turn back to glance at the pickup artist and
 sweep your elbow torward the glass
 The Time Check: Turn your wrist to look at your watch, and
 pill your drink on the pickup artist.
 40. cbapter I: defensive dating
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/173266262713/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://awesomage.com/the-worst-case-scenario-survival-handbook-dating-sex/">

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating &amp; Sex</a></b><br/><br/></p></blockquote>

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