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Heaven, Jesus, and Saw: F THE WORLD WAS CREATED B A PROGRAMMER Br O toggl IN THE BEGINNING, AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS BUT THE EARTH WAS FORMLESS AND BUGGY, & W ITHOUT DOCUMENTATION THERE WAS THE HEAVEN NoT g0OD AND THE EARTH THEN You SAID Y "LET THERE BE GHT! YOU CREATE A HACK TO CREATE DARKNESS You So THAT LIGHT IS PART OF THE LAND NEED TO HIDE THE LAND BUT THAT'S OK CAUSE CREATURES WON T BE ADDED UNTIL LATER BUT THE LIGHT DID NOT COMPILE. ㄇ AND STACKOVE SAID IT S FINE BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY, E SECOND DA YOU MERGE WATER LIGHT 8REAKS AS LAND IS ACCIDENTALLY YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW FLOODED (IN THE DARKNESS IT'S THE THIRD DAY YOU TRY TO ADD CREA YOU ADD THEM IN THE TURNS OUT THE CREATURES IN THE DARKNESS, BUTBROWSER NEEDED TO BE ADDED SOONER, THERE'S No LAND WIToTCH UNFORTUNATELY BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT TO MENTION THAT USING CODKIES, MAKES THEM MORTAL LIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T HAV LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE WATER IT's THE FOURTH DAY. You DECIDE TO USE C+You ALSO USE STL TURNS OUT THE ISSU WERE CAUSED BY THE FLAT EARTH DESIGN TO CREATE A BALLOON FOR ABSTRACTIONS AND THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT WITH No OMPLICATIONS WHATSoEVER! IT'S THE FIFTH DAY YOU DECIDE TO CREATE THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES THEM IN YoUR LIKENESS, You START ADDINGWHICH IS A MISTAKE PEOPLE TO HELP REACT REACT JESUS REACT FUCKIT.JS JQUERY ON THE SIXTH DAY You ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE You LOOK AT THE PROGRAMMING,BUT IT IS TOO LATE- CHAOS YOU CREATED EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES. HORIZON DAY DAYTIME AIR.JS SEA. JS BASE.JS UND. JS BETTER BANKS. JS ON THE SEVENTH DAY YoU REALLY WANT TO REST BUT You NEED TO OKGANISE ALL YoU'VE CREAT MONGODB TOGGL.COM MART VIRKUS.I? Can relate to most of this :/
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Can relate to most of this :/

Can relate to most of this :/

Alive, America, and Asian: did you know? Photographer Diana Kim, whose father abandoned her when she was 5, wanted to document the lives of the homeless. Searching for subjects on the streets, she came upon a thin and distant man in rags who looked somewhat familiar. It was her father. By fate or by chance, she'd found him after 25 years. PHOTO: DIANA KIM DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM did-you-kno: He had schizophrenia. He didn’t recognize her. She did everything she could to connect with him, but he refused treatment, medication, food, or new clothing. Eventually, he said to her: “Diana, I am so sorry for not being in your life. I am so happy that you have a family of your own now. Do better for them… … Don’t worry about me or what everyone says about me. If you want to make me proud and happy, be there for your family the way your mom and I never were. Stop trying to save everyone…just worry about yourself and your family. And don’t forget why I named you Diana, you are the light within the darkness.” So she refused to give up. After suffering a heart attack, he agreed to get help and slowly took control of his own life. One day he suddenly called her to invite her out for coffee. Later that afternoon, she wrote on her blog: “I feel like I just met my father for the first time today.” “I struggled to reconcile my feelings toward my father’s absence in my life, while continuing to care deeply for him and other homeless individuals.” “Over time, I learned to navigate through my feelings of desperation and became more vocal in my community about my father’s condition and what it’s like to watch a loved one battle mental illness.” He is now doing very well, and they are rebuilding their relationship from the ground up. “So long as we are alive in this world, every day is an opportunity to take hold of that ‘second chance.’ There is no failure unless you give up, and he never gave up. And I haven’t given up on him.” Source
Alive, America, and Asian: did you know?
 Photographer Diana Kim, whose
 father abandoned her when she
 was 5, wanted to document the
 lives of the homeless. Searching
 for subjects on the streets, she
 came upon a thin and distant man
 in rags who looked somewhat familiar.
 It was her father. By fate or by chance,
 she'd found him after 25 years.
 PHOTO: DIANA KIM
 DIDYOUKNOWBLOG.COM
did-you-kno:



He had schizophrenia. He didn’t recognize her. She did everything she could to connect with him, but he refused treatment, medication, food, or new clothing.


Eventually, he said to her: “Diana, I am so sorry for not being in your life. I am so happy that you have a family of your own now. Do better for them…
… Don’t worry about me or what everyone says about me. If you want to make me proud and happy, be there for your family the way your mom and I never were. Stop trying to save everyone…just worry about yourself and your family. And don’t forget why I named you Diana, you are the light within the darkness.” So she refused to give up.
After suffering a heart attack, he agreed to get help and slowly took control of his own life.
One day he suddenly called her to invite her out for coffee. Later that afternoon, she wrote on her blog: “I feel like I just met my father for the first time today.”
“I struggled to reconcile my feelings toward my father’s absence in my life, while continuing to care deeply for him and other homeless individuals.”
“Over time, I learned to navigate through my feelings of desperation and became more vocal in my community about my father’s condition and what it’s like to watch a loved one battle mental illness.”
He is now doing very well, and they are rebuilding their relationship from the ground up. “So long as we are alive in this world, every day is an opportunity to take hold of that ‘second chance.’ There is no failure unless you give up, and he never gave up. And I haven’t given up on him.”
Source

did-you-kno: He had schizophrenia. He didn’t recognize her. She did everything she could to connect with him, but he refused treatment, m...

Cookies, Jesus, and Saw: IF THE WORLD WAS CREATED B A PROGRAMMER IT'S THE FOURTH DAY.You DECIDE TO USE C You ALSO USE STL TO CREATE A BALLOONFOR ABSTRACTIONS AND THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT TURNS OUT THE ISSUES WITH No WERE CAUSED BY THE FLAT EARTH DESIGN OMPLICATIONS WHATSoEVER! By l togg IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS THE HAVEN FRMLESS AND BuGaY, AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS DANGLIN BUT THE EARTH WAS NoT GOoD AND THE EARTH %WITHOUT DOCUMENTATION IT'S THE FIFTH DAYYou DECIDE TO CREATE You START ADDINGWHICH IS A MISTAKE PEOPLE TO HELP THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES THEM IN YOUR LIKENESS YoU REACT REACT LEFT-PAD JESUS.REACT FUCKIT. JS THEN YOU SAID YoU C "LET THERE BE GHT! REATE A HACK To CREATE DARKNESS, You LIGHT IS PART NEED TO HIDE THE LAND, OF THE LAND BUT THAT's OK CAUSE CREATURES WON T BE ADDED UNTIL LATER BUT THE LIGHT · JQUERY DID NOT COMPILE ON THE SIXTH DAY YOU ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE You LOOK AT THE PROGRAMMING, BUT IT IS TOO LATE- CHAOS YOU CREATED AND STACKOVE SAID IT'S FINE EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES HORIZON DAY BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY DAYTIME AIR JS -oN TWE SECOND DAY'\ー YOU MERGE WATER IS ACCIDENTALLY LIGHT BREAKS AS LAND FLOODED YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW SEA. JS BASE. JS (IN THE DARKNESS REALISTIC WAVES. JS BETTER-BANKS. JS ON THE SEVENTH DAY YOU REALLY WANT TO REST, BUT You NEED To IT'S THE THIRD DAY.YOU TRY TO ADD CREATURES YOU ADD THEM IN THE MONGODB TURNS OUT THE CREATURES IN THE DARKNESS, BUTBROWSER USING cookIES, ORGANISE ALL You'vE NEEDED TO BE AbDED SOONER BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT TO LIGHT, AND YoU CAN'T THERE S NO LAND WITHOUT HAV WHICHUNFORTUNATELY MAKES THEM MORTAL CREAT MENTION THAT WATER TOGaL.CoM MART VIRKUS '17 If Programmers Created the Universe
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 WORLD
 WAS CREATED B
 A PROGRAMMER
 IT'S THE FOURTH DAY.You DECIDE TO USE C You ALSO USE STL
 TO CREATE A BALLOONFOR ABSTRACTIONS AND
 THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT
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 FLAT EARTH DESIGN
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If Programmers Created the Universe

If Programmers Created the Universe

Advice, Bad, and Chill: please use protection when doing the do, maybe also don't have sex with murderers ao3tagoftheday: nyocanada15: ao3tagoftheday: infinty-forest: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “please use protection when doing the do, maybe also don’t have sex with murderers”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: “Don’t have sex with murderers” is an important safe sex tip #mod ej#death#violence#wear condoms for fucks sake#and don’t have sex with murderers#I mean#if you insist on having sex with murderers#please wear a condom while doing so#or get the murderer to wear a condom#whichever is applicable#although fuck that internal condoms are a thing#and you personally are responsible for your sexual health#but even if condoms are involved#fucking murderers is still a bad idea#don’t do it#this has been an absurdist episode of#mod ej gives advice#submissionOP’s tags are always a gift. I just realized I left out a really important piece of information:Some murderers will try to persuade you to have sex with them. They may do this by murdering people while shirtless and listening to classical music. They may also describe the feeling of murdering someone in suspiciously sensual terms. Some murderers may tell you they are tortured by their inner demons and that only your love can keep them from continuing their bloody rampage. Do not be fooled! Do not have sex with them, even if they smile in a predatory yet irresistibly attractive way! You have a right to assert yourself in defense of your own sexual health! What the fuck MOD EJ Friend. What kind of blog do you think you’re following, my dude? Why the fuck would you think I’m sane, bro? I started an argument about corpses having casual sex. I looked up scientific articles about bat cunnilingus. I just finished making a shirt that says “Turtles Don’t Fuck.” I have no chill, buddy. I am not even in the vicinity of fucking around. When given the opportunity to be ridiculous, I don’t just take it, I grab it with both hands, shove it in my mouth, suck it till it comes down my throat, swallow, and then shit this bizarre fucking content right onto my keyboard and slam that motherfucking post button!So nyocanada15, my friend, my buddy. I don’t understand. Please explain this to me. Why is this gentle reminder to young people who might be manipulated into unsafe sexual behavior by murderers who can “see the darkness within them” or some shit like that—why is this your breaking point? Why is it only now that you stop and say “what the fuck mod ej”? Haven’t I earned that already!?
Advice, Bad, and Chill: please use protection when doing the do, maybe also don't have sex with murderers
ao3tagoftheday:

nyocanada15:

ao3tagoftheday:

infinty-forest:

ao3tagoftheday:
[Image Description: Tags reading “please use protection when doing the do, maybe also don’t have sex with murderers”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: “Don’t have sex with murderers” is an important safe sex tip 

#mod ej#death#violence#wear condoms for fucks sake#and don’t have sex with murderers#I mean#if you insist on having sex with murderers#please wear a condom while doing so#or get the murderer to wear a condom#whichever is applicable#although fuck that internal condoms are a thing#and you personally are responsible for your sexual health#but even if condoms are involved#fucking murderers is still a bad idea#don’t do it#this has been an absurdist episode of#mod ej gives advice#submissionOP’s tags are always a gift.

I just realized I left out a really important piece of information:Some murderers will try to persuade you to have sex with them. They may do this by murdering people while shirtless and listening to classical music. They may also describe the feeling of murdering someone in suspiciously sensual terms. Some murderers may tell you they are tortured by their inner demons and that only your love can keep them from continuing their bloody rampage. Do not be fooled! Do not have sex with them, even if they smile in a predatory yet irresistibly attractive way! You have a right to assert yourself in defense of your own sexual health!

What the fuck MOD EJ 

Friend. What kind of blog do you think you’re following, my dude? Why the fuck would you think I’m sane, bro? I started an argument about corpses having casual sex. I looked up scientific articles about bat cunnilingus. I just finished making a shirt that says “Turtles Don’t Fuck.” I have no chill, buddy. I am not even in the vicinity of fucking around. When given the opportunity to be ridiculous, I don’t just take it, I grab it with both hands, shove it in my mouth, suck it till it comes down my throat, swallow, and then shit this bizarre fucking content right onto my keyboard and slam that motherfucking post button!So nyocanada15, my friend, my buddy. I don’t understand. Please explain this to me. Why is this gentle reminder to young people who might be manipulated into unsafe sexual behavior by murderers who can “see the darkness within them” or some shit like that—why is this your breaking point? Why is it only now that you stop and say “what the fuck mod ej”? Haven’t I earned that already!?

ao3tagoftheday: nyocanada15: ao3tagoftheday: infinty-forest: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “please use protection whe...

Be Like, Fire, and School: Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein was cool with it LIECHTENSTEIN Vaduz SWITZERLAND AUSTRIA Ultrafacts.tumblr.com ultrafacts For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source) macwithac Lichtenstein be like "they're invading, but whatever ampy-pony But how do you "accidentally" invade a country? ultrafacts .On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid. .On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident In Maroh 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the "invaders and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said "It's not like they invaded with attack helicopters" Sources: 123 how do you even tell your superior officer I mean uh Sir.. I'm sorry but think.. we're not in Switzerland anymone what are you trying to say cadet Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein. ...goddamn it, not again 16 Times Tumblr Taught You More About History Than School Ever Did
Be Like, Fire, and School: Switzerland accidentally invaded
 Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein was cool
 with it
 LIECHTENSTEIN
 Vaduz
 SWITZERLAND
 AUSTRIA
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
 ultrafacts
 For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)
 macwithac
 Lichtenstein be like "they're invading, but whatever
 ampy-pony
 But how do you "accidentally" invade a country?
 ultrafacts
 .On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in
 Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid.
 .On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets
 unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an
 observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that
 Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to
 Liechtenstein for the incident
 In Maroh 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered
 Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops
 returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into
 the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the "invaders
 and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was
 disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said "It's not like
 they invaded with attack helicopters"
 Sources: 123
 how do you even tell your superior officer I mean
 uh Sir.. I'm sorry but think.. we're not in Switzerland anymone
 what are you trying to say cadet
 Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein.
 ...goddamn it, not again
16 Times Tumblr Taught You More About History Than School Ever Did

16 Times Tumblr Taught You More About History Than School Ever Did