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The Hunger Games: EMMA STONE 54 Sean Penn, 54 Colin Firth, 53 EMMA STONE'S AGE Edward Norton, 45 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE Joaquin Phoenix, 40 Bradley Cooper, 40 an Gosling 30 Andrew Garfield, 28 Penn Badgley, 23 Chris Lowell 26 Irrational Birdman, Man Jesse Eisenberg, 25 Gangster 26 26 Squad, 2!5 Jonah Hil 23 24 The Help, 23 Easy A, 21 Aloha, 26 Superbad 18 The Amazing Spider-Man Zombieland 20 Crazy, Stupid, Love Magic in the Moonlight 16 2007 2008 2009 2010 201 2012 2013 2014 2015 YEAR ULTURE SCARLETT JOHANSSON 54 Bill Murray 52 SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S AGE Mark Ruffalo, 47 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE Jon Favreau, 47 Billy Bob Thornton, 46 Aaron Eckhart, 38 Matt Damon, 41 Javier Bardem, 39 Hugh Jackman, 37 Joaquin Phoenix, 39 Joseph Gordon- 32 Ewan McGregor, 34 Bradley Cooper 34 Her 29 Jonatharn Rhys Meyers, 28 Chris Evans, 26 We Bought a Zoo, 27 Chef. Don Jon, 29 28 Lost in Translation, 18 The Nanny 24 Match Diaries, 23 Point 22 He's Just Not Vicky That Into You The 21 21 Island, 20 Cristina 21 Bcelona Avengers: Age of Ultron 30 The Man Who Wasn'tv There 16 The Black Scoop Dahlia 16 2001 2003 2005 2007 2009 2011 2013 2015 YEAR ULTURE JENNIFER LAWRENCE 54 JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S AGE LOVE INTEREST'S AGE Christian Bale, 39 Bradley Cooper 40 Bradley Cooper 37 Edgar Ramirez, 38 Michael Fassbender 34 Liam msworth 23 Max Thieriot, 23 Silver Linings Hunger Playbook American Hustle, 23 Serena, 24 The Anton Yelchin, Games, Joy 25 21 23 The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Like X-Men: Crazy First Class, 21 Josh the End of Hutcherson, the Street 20 19 16 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 YEAR VULTURE ambermusicbox: overherewiththequeers: overherewiththequeers: castielcampbell: jaydenthorne: No. Hollywood has an older man problem. this is so gross I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead. It was Maggie Gyllenhall.  And I stand corrected, she was 37. Damn
The Hunger Games: EMMA STONE
 54
 Sean Penn, 54
 Colin Firth, 53
 EMMA STONE'S AGE
 Edward
 Norton,
 45
 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE
 Joaquin
 Phoenix,
 40
 Bradley
 Cooper, 40
 an
 Gosling
 30
 Andrew
 Garfield,
 28
 Penn
 Badgley,
 23
 Chris
 Lowell
 26
 Irrational
 Birdman, Man
 Jesse
 Eisenberg,
 25
 Gangster
 26
 26
 Squad, 2!5
 Jonah Hil
 23
 24
 The Help, 23
 Easy A, 21
 Aloha, 26
 Superbad
 18
 The
 Amazing
 Spider-Man
 Zombieland
 20
 Crazy,
 Stupid, Love
 Magic in the
 Moonlight
 16
 2007 2008 2009 2010 201 2012 2013 2014 2015
 YEAR
 ULTURE

 SCARLETT JOHANSSON
 54
 Bill Murray
 52
 SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S AGE
 Mark
 Ruffalo,
 47
 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE
 Jon Favreau, 47
 Billy Bob
 Thornton,
 46
 Aaron Eckhart,
 38
 Matt Damon,
 41
 Javier
 Bardem,
 39
 Hugh
 Jackman,
 37
 Joaquin
 Phoenix,
 39
 Joseph
 Gordon-
 32
 Ewan McGregor, 34
 Bradley
 Cooper
 34
 Her
 29
 Jonatharn
 Rhys Meyers, 28
 Chris
 Evans,
 26
 We Bought
 a Zoo,
 27
 Chef.
 Don Jon, 29
 28
 Lost in
 Translation,
 18
 The Nanny 24
 Match Diaries, 23
 Point 22
 He's Just Not
 Vicky That Into You
 The 21 21
 Island, 20
 Cristina
 21 Bcelona
 Avengers:
 Age of Ultron
 30
 The Man
 Who Wasn'tv
 There
 16
 The Black
 Scoop Dahlia
 16
 2001
 2003
 2005
 2007
 2009
 2011
 2013
 2015
 YEAR
 ULTURE

 JENNIFER LAWRENCE
 54
 JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S AGE
 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE
 Christian Bale,
 39
 Bradley Cooper
 40
 Bradley Cooper
 37
 Edgar Ramirez, 38
 Michael
 Fassbender
 34
 Liam
 msworth
 23
 Max
 Thieriot,
 23
 Silver
 Linings
 Hunger Playbook
 American
 Hustle,
 23
 Serena,
 24
 The
 Anton Yelchin, Games,
 Joy
 25
 21
 23
 The Hunger Games:
 Catching Fire
 Like
 X-Men: Crazy
 First Class, 21
 Josh the End of
 Hutcherson, the Street
 20
 19
 16
 2011
 2012
 2013
 2014
 2015
 YEAR
 VULTURE
ambermusicbox:

overherewiththequeers:

overherewiththequeers:

castielcampbell:

jaydenthorne:

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

this is so gross

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

It was Maggie Gyllenhall.  And I stand corrected, she was 37.


Damn

ambermusicbox: overherewiththequeers: overherewiththequeers: castielcampbell: jaydenthorne: No. Hollywood has an older man problem....

The Hunger Games: EMMA STONE 54 Sean Penn, 54 Colin Firth, 53 EMMA STONE'S AGE Edward Norton, 45 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE Joaquin Phoenix, 40 Bradley Cooper, 40 an Gosling 30 Andrew Garfield, 28 Penn Badgley, 23 Chris Lowell 26 Irrational Birdman, Man Jesse Eisenberg, 25 Gangster 26 26 Squad, 2!5 Jonah Hil 23 24 The Help, 23 Easy A, 21 Aloha, 26 Superbad 18 The Amazing Spider-Man Zombieland 20 Crazy, Stupid, Love Magic in the Moonlight 16 2007 2008 2009 2010 201 2012 2013 2014 2015 YEAR ULTURE SCARLETT JOHANSSON 54 Bill Murray 52 SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S AGE Mark Ruffalo, 47 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE Jon Favreau, 47 Billy Bob Thornton, 46 Aaron Eckhart, 38 Matt Damon, 41 Javier Bardem, 39 Hugh Jackman, 37 Joaquin Phoenix, 39 Joseph Gordon- 32 Ewan McGregor, 34 Bradley Cooper 34 Her 29 Jonatharn Rhys Meyers, 28 Chris Evans, 26 We Bought a Zoo, 27 Chef. Don Jon, 29 28 Lost in Translation, 18 The Nanny 24 Match Diaries, 23 Point 22 He's Just Not Vicky That Into You The 21 21 Island, 20 Cristina 21 Bcelona Avengers: Age of Ultron 30 The Man Who Wasn'tv There 16 The Black Scoop Dahlia 16 2001 2003 2005 2007 2009 2011 2013 2015 YEAR ULTURE JENNIFER LAWRENCE 54 JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S AGE LOVE INTEREST'S AGE Christian Bale, 39 Bradley Cooper 40 Bradley Cooper 37 Edgar Ramirez, 38 Michael Fassbender 34 Liam msworth 23 Max Thieriot, 23 Silver Linings Hunger Playbook American Hustle, 23 Serena, 24 The Anton Yelchin, Games, Joy 25 21 23 The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Like X-Men: Crazy First Class, 21 Josh the End of Hutcherson, the Street 20 19 16 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 YEAR VULTURE ambermusicbox: overherewiththequeers: overherewiththequeers: castielcampbell: jaydenthorne: No. Hollywood has an older man problem. this is so gross I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead. It was Maggie Gyllenhall.  And I stand corrected, she was 37. Damn
The Hunger Games: EMMA STONE
 54
 Sean Penn, 54
 Colin Firth, 53
 EMMA STONE'S AGE
 Edward
 Norton,
 45
 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE
 Joaquin
 Phoenix,
 40
 Bradley
 Cooper, 40
 an
 Gosling
 30
 Andrew
 Garfield,
 28
 Penn
 Badgley,
 23
 Chris
 Lowell
 26
 Irrational
 Birdman, Man
 Jesse
 Eisenberg,
 25
 Gangster
 26
 26
 Squad, 2!5
 Jonah Hil
 23
 24
 The Help, 23
 Easy A, 21
 Aloha, 26
 Superbad
 18
 The
 Amazing
 Spider-Man
 Zombieland
 20
 Crazy,
 Stupid, Love
 Magic in the
 Moonlight
 16
 2007 2008 2009 2010 201 2012 2013 2014 2015
 YEAR
 ULTURE

 SCARLETT JOHANSSON
 54
 Bill Murray
 52
 SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S AGE
 Mark
 Ruffalo,
 47
 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE
 Jon Favreau, 47
 Billy Bob
 Thornton,
 46
 Aaron Eckhart,
 38
 Matt Damon,
 41
 Javier
 Bardem,
 39
 Hugh
 Jackman,
 37
 Joaquin
 Phoenix,
 39
 Joseph
 Gordon-
 32
 Ewan McGregor, 34
 Bradley
 Cooper
 34
 Her
 29
 Jonatharn
 Rhys Meyers, 28
 Chris
 Evans,
 26
 We Bought
 a Zoo,
 27
 Chef.
 Don Jon, 29
 28
 Lost in
 Translation,
 18
 The Nanny 24
 Match Diaries, 23
 Point 22
 He's Just Not
 Vicky That Into You
 The 21 21
 Island, 20
 Cristina
 21 Bcelona
 Avengers:
 Age of Ultron
 30
 The Man
 Who Wasn'tv
 There
 16
 The Black
 Scoop Dahlia
 16
 2001
 2003
 2005
 2007
 2009
 2011
 2013
 2015
 YEAR
 ULTURE

 JENNIFER LAWRENCE
 54
 JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S AGE
 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE
 Christian Bale,
 39
 Bradley Cooper
 40
 Bradley Cooper
 37
 Edgar Ramirez, 38
 Michael
 Fassbender
 34
 Liam
 msworth
 23
 Max
 Thieriot,
 23
 Silver
 Linings
 Hunger Playbook
 American
 Hustle,
 23
 Serena,
 24
 The
 Anton Yelchin, Games,
 Joy
 25
 21
 23
 The Hunger Games:
 Catching Fire
 Like
 X-Men: Crazy
 First Class, 21
 Josh the End of
 Hutcherson, the Street
 20
 19
 16
 2011
 2012
 2013
 2014
 2015
 YEAR
 VULTURE
ambermusicbox:
overherewiththequeers:

overherewiththequeers:

castielcampbell:

jaydenthorne:

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

this is so gross

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

It was Maggie Gyllenhall.  And I stand corrected, she was 37.


Damn

ambermusicbox: overherewiththequeers: overherewiththequeers: castielcampbell: jaydenthorne: No. Hollywood has an older man problem....

The Hunger Games: EMMA STONE 54 Sean Penn, 54 Colin Firth, 53 EMMA STONE'S AGE Edward Norton, 45 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE Joaquin Phoenix, 40 Bradley Cooper, 40 an Gosling 30 Andrew Garfield, 28 Penn Badgley, 23 Chris Lowell 26 Irrational Birdman, Man Jesse Eisenberg, 25 Gangster 26 26 Squad, 2!5 Jonah Hil 23 24 The Help, 23 Easy A, 21 Aloha, 26 Superbad 18 The Amazing Spider-Man Zombieland 20 Crazy, Stupid, Love Magic in the Moonlight 16 2007 2008 2009 2010 201 2012 2013 2014 2015 YEAR ULTURE SCARLETT JOHANSSON 54 Bill Murray 52 SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S AGE Mark Ruffalo, 47 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE Jon Favreau, 47 Billy Bob Thornton, 46 Aaron Eckhart, 38 Matt Damon, 41 Javier Bardem, 39 Hugh Jackman, 37 Joaquin Phoenix, 39 Joseph Gordon- 32 Ewan McGregor, 34 Bradley Cooper 34 Her 29 Jonatharn Rhys Meyers, 28 Chris Evans, 26 We Bought a Zoo, 27 Chef. Don Jon, 29 28 Lost in Translation, 18 The Nanny 24 Match Diaries, 23 Point 22 He's Just Not Vicky That Into You The 21 21 Island, 20 Cristina 21 Bcelona Avengers: Age of Ultron 30 The Man Who Wasn'tv There 16 The Black Scoop Dahlia 16 2001 2003 2005 2007 2009 2011 2013 2015 YEAR ULTURE JENNIFER LAWRENCE 54 JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S AGE LOVE INTEREST'S AGE Christian Bale, 39 Bradley Cooper 40 Bradley Cooper 37 Edgar Ramirez, 38 Michael Fassbender 34 Liam msworth 23 Max Thieriot, 23 Silver Linings Hunger Playbook American Hustle, 23 Serena, 24 The Anton Yelchin, Games, Joy 25 21 23 The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Like X-Men: Crazy First Class, 21 Josh the End of Hutcherson, the Street 20 19 16 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 YEAR VULTURE ambermusicbox: overherewiththequeers: overherewiththequeers: castielcampbell: jaydenthorne: No. Hollywood has an older man problem. this is so gross I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead. It was Maggie Gyllenhall.  And I stand corrected, she was 37. Damn
The Hunger Games: EMMA STONE
 54
 Sean Penn, 54
 Colin Firth, 53
 EMMA STONE'S AGE
 Edward
 Norton,
 45
 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE
 Joaquin
 Phoenix,
 40
 Bradley
 Cooper, 40
 an
 Gosling
 30
 Andrew
 Garfield,
 28
 Penn
 Badgley,
 23
 Chris
 Lowell
 26
 Irrational
 Birdman, Man
 Jesse
 Eisenberg,
 25
 Gangster
 26
 26
 Squad, 2!5
 Jonah Hil
 23
 24
 The Help, 23
 Easy A, 21
 Aloha, 26
 Superbad
 18
 The
 Amazing
 Spider-Man
 Zombieland
 20
 Crazy,
 Stupid, Love
 Magic in the
 Moonlight
 16
 2007 2008 2009 2010 201 2012 2013 2014 2015
 YEAR
 ULTURE

 SCARLETT JOHANSSON
 54
 Bill Murray
 52
 SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S AGE
 Mark
 Ruffalo,
 47
 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE
 Jon Favreau, 47
 Billy Bob
 Thornton,
 46
 Aaron Eckhart,
 38
 Matt Damon,
 41
 Javier
 Bardem,
 39
 Hugh
 Jackman,
 37
 Joaquin
 Phoenix,
 39
 Joseph
 Gordon-
 32
 Ewan McGregor, 34
 Bradley
 Cooper
 34
 Her
 29
 Jonatharn
 Rhys Meyers, 28
 Chris
 Evans,
 26
 We Bought
 a Zoo,
 27
 Chef.
 Don Jon, 29
 28
 Lost in
 Translation,
 18
 The Nanny 24
 Match Diaries, 23
 Point 22
 He's Just Not
 Vicky That Into You
 The 21 21
 Island, 20
 Cristina
 21 Bcelona
 Avengers:
 Age of Ultron
 30
 The Man
 Who Wasn'tv
 There
 16
 The Black
 Scoop Dahlia
 16
 2001
 2003
 2005
 2007
 2009
 2011
 2013
 2015
 YEAR
 ULTURE

 JENNIFER LAWRENCE
 54
 JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S AGE
 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE
 Christian Bale,
 39
 Bradley Cooper
 40
 Bradley Cooper
 37
 Edgar Ramirez, 38
 Michael
 Fassbender
 34
 Liam
 msworth
 23
 Max
 Thieriot,
 23
 Silver
 Linings
 Hunger Playbook
 American
 Hustle,
 23
 Serena,
 24
 The
 Anton Yelchin, Games,
 Joy
 25
 21
 23
 The Hunger Games:
 Catching Fire
 Like
 X-Men: Crazy
 First Class, 21
 Josh the End of
 Hutcherson, the Street
 20
 19
 16
 2011
 2012
 2013
 2014
 2015
 YEAR
 VULTURE
ambermusicbox:

overherewiththequeers:

overherewiththequeers:

castielcampbell:

jaydenthorne:

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

this is so gross

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

It was Maggie Gyllenhall.  And I stand corrected, she was 37.


Damn

ambermusicbox: overherewiththequeers: overherewiththequeers: castielcampbell: jaydenthorne: No. Hollywood has an older man problem....

The Hunger Games: 4G 19:47 nonomella-deactivated20171016 Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me cthullhu Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age whatthecurtains "It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It's the strangest book I've written" Neil Gaiman on Coraline greenbryn @nightlovechild lierdumoa This is a legit psychology phenomenon tho like theres a stop motion version of Alice and Wonderland that adults find viscerally horrifying, but children think is nbd It's like in that toy story period of development kids are It's like in that 'toy story' period of development kids are all kind of high key convinced that their stuffed animals lead secret lives when they're not looking and that they're sleeping on top of a child-eating monster every night so they see a movie like Coraline and are just like "Ah, yes. A validation of my normal everyday worldview Same thing happened to me last Tuesday night. I told mommy and she just smiled and nodded redgrieve Stephen King had this whole spiel i found really interesting about this phenomenon about how kids have like their own culture and their own literally a different way of viewing and interpreting the world with its own rules that's like secret and removed from adult culture and that you just kinda forget ever existed as you grow up it's apparently why he writes about kids so much 12drakon An open-ended puzzle often gives parents math anxiety while their kids just happily play with it, explore, and learn. I've seen it so many times in math circles. We warn folks about it gokuma Neil Gaiman also said that the difference in reactions Neil Gaiman also said that the difference in reactions stems from the fact in "Coraline" adults see a child in danger - while children see themselves facing danger and winning rosymamacita i never saw so much push back from adults towards YA literature as when middle aged women started reading The Hunger Games. They were horrified that kids would be given such harsh stories, and I kept trying to point out the NECESSITY of confronting these hard issues in a safe fictional environment. jewishdragon Also, in an interview, he said that Coraline was partially based on a story his not yet 6 year old daughter would tell him SAGAL: No. I mean, for example, your incredibly successful young adult novel "Coraline" is about a young girl in house in which there's a hole in the wall that leads to a very mysterious and very evil world. So when you were a kid, is that what you imagined? GAIMAN: When I was a kid, we actually lived in a house that had been divided in two at one point, which meant that one room in our house opened up onto a brick wall And I was convinced all I had to do was just open it the 4G 19:47 And I was convinced all I had to do was just open it the right way and it wouldn't be a brick wall. So l'd sidle over to the door and l'd pull it open SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER) SAGAL: Right GAIMAN: And it was always a brick wal SAGAL: Right GAIMAN: But it was one of those things that as I grew older, I carried it with me and I thought, I want to send somebody through that door. And when I came to write a story for my daughter Holly, at the time she was a 4 or 5-year-old girl. She'd come home from nursery. She'd seen me writing all day. So she'd come and climb on my ap and dictate stories to me. And it'd always be about small giris named Holl SAGAL: Right GAIMAN: Who would come home to normally find their mother had been kidnapped by a witch and replaced by evil people who wanted to kill her and she'd have to go off and escape. And I thought, great, what a fun kid wetwareproblem "Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey O4G19:47 Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. What fairy tales give the child is his first clear idea of the possible defeat of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon." - G. K. Chesterton 571,703 notas TF te wtf-fun-factss WTF fun fact #8976 A group of sperm whales adopted a bottlenose dolphin with a spinal deformation, after it was lost from its own dolphin group. Different ages, different fears.
The Hunger Games: 4G
 19:47
 nonomella-deactivated20171016
 Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece
 of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my
 god are you kidding me
 cthullhu
 Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a
 young age
 whatthecurtains
 "It was a story, I learned when people began to read it,
 that children experienced as an adventure, but which
 gave adults nightmares. It's the strangest book I've
 written"
 Neil Gaiman on Coraline
 greenbryn
 @nightlovechild
 lierdumoa
 This is a legit psychology phenomenon tho like theres
 a stop motion version of Alice and Wonderland that
 adults find viscerally horrifying, but children think is nbd
 It's like in that toy story period of development kids are

 It's like in that 'toy story' period of development kids are
 all kind of high key convinced that their stuffed animals
 lead secret lives when they're not looking and that
 they're sleeping on top of a child-eating monster every
 night so they see a movie like Coraline and are just like
 "Ah, yes. A validation of my normal everyday worldview
 Same thing happened to me last Tuesday night. I told
 mommy and she just smiled and nodded
 redgrieve
 Stephen King had this whole spiel i found really
 interesting about this phenomenon about how kids have
 like their own culture and their own literally a different
 way of viewing and interpreting the world with its own
 rules that's like secret and removed from adult culture
 and that you just kinda forget ever existed as you grow
 up it's apparently why he writes about kids so much
 12drakon
 An open-ended puzzle often gives parents math anxiety
 while their kids just happily play with it, explore, and
 learn. I've seen it so many times in math circles. We
 warn folks about it
 gokuma
 Neil Gaiman also said that the difference in reactions

 Neil Gaiman also said that the difference in reactions
 stems from the fact in "Coraline" adults see a child in
 danger - while children see themselves facing danger
 and winning
 rosymamacita
 i never saw so much push back from adults towards YA
 literature as when middle aged women started reading
 The Hunger Games. They were horrified that kids would
 be given such harsh stories, and I kept trying to point
 out the NECESSITY of confronting these hard issues in
 a safe fictional environment.
 jewishdragon
 Also, in an interview, he said that Coraline was partially
 based on a story his not yet 6 year old daughter would
 tell him
 SAGAL: No. I mean, for example, your incredibly
 successful young adult novel "Coraline" is about a
 young girl in house in which there's a hole in the wall
 that leads to a very mysterious and very evil world. So
 when you were a kid, is that what you imagined?
 GAIMAN: When I was a kid, we actually lived in a house
 that had been divided in two at one point, which meant
 that one room in our house opened up onto a brick wall
 And I was convinced all I had to do was just open it the

 4G
 19:47
 And I was convinced all I had to do was just open it the
 right way and it wouldn't be a brick wall. So l'd sidle over
 to the door and l'd pull it open
 SOUNDBITE OF LAUGHTER)
 SAGAL: Right
 GAIMAN: And it was always a brick wal
 SAGAL: Right
 GAIMAN: But it was one of those things that as I grew
 older, I carried it with me and I thought, I want to send
 somebody through that door. And when I came to write
 a story for my daughter Holly, at the time she was a 4
 or 5-year-old girl. She'd come home from nursery. She'd
 seen me writing all day. So she'd come and climb on my
 ap and dictate stories to me. And it'd always be about
 small giris named Holl
 SAGAL: Right
 GAIMAN: Who would come home to normally find their
 mother had been kidnapped by a witch and replaced by
 evil people who wanted to kill her and she'd have to go
 off and escape. And I thought, great, what a fun kid
 wetwareproblem
 "Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey

 O4G19:47
 Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey.
 What fairy tales give the child is his first clear idea of
 the possible defeat of bogey. The baby has known the
 dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination.
 What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill
 the dragon." - G. K. Chesterton
 571,703 notas
 TF
 te wtf-fun-factss
 WTF fun fact #8976
 A group of sperm whales adopted a bottlenose dolphin with a
 spinal deformation, after it was lost from its own dolphin group.
Different ages, different fears.

Different ages, different fears.

The Hunger Games: <p><a href="https://coolmanfromthepast.tumblr.com/post/176173686981/hello-i-ask-questions-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">coolmanfromthepast</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://hello-i-ask-questions.tumblr.com/post/175605899776/libertarirynn-v-man339" class="tumblr_blog">hello-i-ask-questions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175598079709/v-man339-siryouarebeingmocked-katelynnp7" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://v-man339.tumblr.com/post/175596028515/siryouarebeingmocked-katelynnp7-yemme" class="tumblr_blog">v-man339</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/175595848290/katelynnp7-yemme-saturnineaqua" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://katelynnp7.tumblr.com/post/174916687165/yemme-saturnineaqua-spoonmeb" class="tumblr_blog">katelynnp7</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yemme.tumblr.com/post/174777851334/saturnineaqua-spoonmeb-bob-belcher" class="tumblr_blog">yemme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://saturnineaqua.tumblr.com/post/174776769709/spoonmeb-bob-belcher-australia-did-not-censor" class="tumblr_blog">saturnineaqua</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spoonmeb.tumblr.com/post/174776182730/bob-belcher-australia-did-not-censor-this-iconic" class="tumblr_blog">spoonmeb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bob-belcher.tumblr.com/post/174775116098/australia-did-not-censor-this-iconic-moment-x" class="tumblr_blog">bob-belcher</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Australia did not censor this ICONIC moment! <a href="https://twitter.com/dialmformovies/status/1006005583160360960">(x)</a></p></blockquote> <p>i seriously need every white dude with power to have this type of energy. </p> </blockquote> <p>Prep the white woman that looks genuinely disturbed</p> </blockquote> <p>People are sitting watching America BURN and not saying a word.  Thank you Mr. Robert De Niro.  <br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="300" id="geom_inter_17_1528692080134_54"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/59de341fff8fb073a6833def82340f4c/tumblr_inline_pa56cwe7Jc1rnqbjc_540.gif" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="300"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I love how people are calling this some kind of iconic moment, as if he was so brave for speaking out, as if everyone would oppose him for saying something so simple minded and sheeplike. You never get a reason as to why they’re mad at him, they just spew the same old bullshit that no one buys anymore and they wonder why their viewership is dying. </p> </blockquote> <p>I like how they act like hating Trump is something <b>rare</b>. &gt;<a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/robert-de-niro-meryl-streep-donald-trump-jerk-off-in-chief-speech-rips-apart-a8150976.html">This wasn’t even de Niro’s first time this year</a>&lt;.</p> </blockquote> <p>I love how they did this as Trump, at that very moment, was in Korea defusing one of the longest standing conflicts of our time.</p> <p style="">Not a great look, guys.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>“I can say ‘fuck Trump’ on the air to thunderous applause so obviously he’s a cruel fascist dictator controlling our every move we’re living in the hunger games you guys“</p> </blockquote> <p>Yaknow eventually the right got tired of people constantly making stabs at obama, and stopped. There wasnt all this “not my president!’ shit beyond the first year. I hate Trump. I think he’s a terrible president. </p> <p>Whatever.</p> <p>Im tired of hearing stabs at him everywhere I go. Nothing new is ever said. Nothing interesting is brought to the conversation. All that’s ever said is “fuck trump! He’s racist and literally hitler.”</p> <p>He didnt even say anything new here. He said “it’s no longer down with trump, it’s FUCK TRUMP!” Like what he said is this new great phrase that no one has used before. People have been saying “fuck trump” since before he even announced he’d be running for president. </p> <h2>Do you have any other opinions at all? Are your only opinions about politics? Can we not have ONE FUCKING EVENT without someone bringing up how much they hate trump? Please? You sound like children.</h2> </blockquote> <h1>Courageous Actor Lauded For Bravely Stating Only Acceptable Opinion in Room Full of Identically-Thinking People</h1> </blockquote>
The Hunger Games: <p><a href="https://coolmanfromthepast.tumblr.com/post/176173686981/hello-i-ask-questions-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">coolmanfromthepast</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://hello-i-ask-questions.tumblr.com/post/175605899776/libertarirynn-v-man339" class="tumblr_blog">hello-i-ask-questions</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175598079709/v-man339-siryouarebeingmocked-katelynnp7" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://v-man339.tumblr.com/post/175596028515/siryouarebeingmocked-katelynnp7-yemme" class="tumblr_blog">v-man339</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/175595848290/katelynnp7-yemme-saturnineaqua" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://katelynnp7.tumblr.com/post/174916687165/yemme-saturnineaqua-spoonmeb" class="tumblr_blog">katelynnp7</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://yemme.tumblr.com/post/174777851334/saturnineaqua-spoonmeb-bob-belcher" class="tumblr_blog">yemme</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://saturnineaqua.tumblr.com/post/174776769709/spoonmeb-bob-belcher-australia-did-not-censor" class="tumblr_blog">saturnineaqua</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://spoonmeb.tumblr.com/post/174776182730/bob-belcher-australia-did-not-censor-this-iconic" class="tumblr_blog">spoonmeb</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://bob-belcher.tumblr.com/post/174775116098/australia-did-not-censor-this-iconic-moment-x" class="tumblr_blog">bob-belcher</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Australia did not censor this ICONIC moment! <a href="https://twitter.com/dialmformovies/status/1006005583160360960">(x)</a></p></blockquote>
<p>i seriously need every white dude with power to have this type of energy. </p>
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<p>Prep the white woman that looks genuinely disturbed</p>
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<p>People are sitting watching America BURN and not saying a word.  Thank you Mr. Robert De Niro.  <br/></p>
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<p>I love how people are calling this some kind of iconic moment, as if he was so brave for speaking out, as if everyone would oppose him for saying something so simple minded and sheeplike. You never get a reason as to why they’re mad at him, they just spew the same old bullshit that no one buys anymore and they wonder why their viewership is dying. </p>
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<p>I like how they act like hating Trump is something <b>rare</b>. &gt;<a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/robert-de-niro-meryl-streep-donald-trump-jerk-off-in-chief-speech-rips-apart-a8150976.html">This wasn’t even de Niro’s first time this year</a>&lt;.</p>
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<p>I love how they did this as Trump, at that very moment, was in Korea defusing one of the longest standing conflicts of our time.</p>
<p style="">Not a great look, guys.<br/></p>
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<p>“I can say ‘fuck Trump’ on the air to thunderous applause so obviously he’s a cruel fascist dictator controlling our every move we’re living in the hunger games you guys“</p>
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<p>Yaknow eventually the right got tired of people constantly making stabs at obama, and stopped. There wasnt all this “not my president!’ shit beyond the first year. I hate Trump. I think he’s a terrible president. </p>
<p>Whatever.</p>
<p>Im tired of hearing stabs at him everywhere I go. Nothing new is ever said. Nothing interesting is brought to the conversation. All that’s ever said is “fuck trump! He’s racist and literally hitler.”</p>
<p>He didnt even say anything new here. He said “it’s no longer down with trump, it’s FUCK TRUMP!” Like what he said is this new great phrase that no one has used before. People have been saying “fuck trump” since before he even announced he’d be running for president. </p>
<h2>Do you have any other opinions at all? Are your only opinions about politics? Can we not have ONE FUCKING EVENT without someone bringing up how much they hate trump? Please? You sound like children.</h2>
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<h1>Courageous Actor Lauded For Bravely Stating Only Acceptable Opinion in Room Full of Identically-Thinking People</h1>
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<p><a href="https://coolmanfromthepast.tumblr.com/post/176173686981/hello-i-ask-questions-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">coolmanfromt...

The Hunger Games: <p><a href="http://v-man339.tumblr.com/post/175596028515/siryouarebeingmocked-katelynnp7-yemme" class="tumblr_blog">v-man339</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/175595848290/katelynnp7-yemme-saturnineaqua" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://katelynnp7.tumblr.com/post/174916687165/yemme-saturnineaqua-spoonmeb" class="tumblr_blog">katelynnp7</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yemme.tumblr.com/post/174777851334/saturnineaqua-spoonmeb-bob-belcher" class="tumblr_blog">yemme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://saturnineaqua.tumblr.com/post/174776769709/spoonmeb-bob-belcher-australia-did-not-censor" class="tumblr_blog">saturnineaqua</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://spoonmeb.tumblr.com/post/174776182730/bob-belcher-australia-did-not-censor-this-iconic" class="tumblr_blog">spoonmeb</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bob-belcher.tumblr.com/post/174775116098/australia-did-not-censor-this-iconic-moment-x" class="tumblr_blog">bob-belcher</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Australia did not censor this ICONIC moment! <a href="https://twitter.com/dialmformovies/status/1006005583160360960">(x)</a></p></blockquote> <p>i seriously need every white dude with power to have this type of energy. </p> </blockquote> <p>Prep the white woman that looks genuinely disturbed</p> </blockquote> <p>People are sitting watching America BURN and not saying a word.  Thank you Mr. Robert De Niro.  <br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="300" id="geom_inter_17_1528692080134_54"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/59de341fff8fb073a6833def82340f4c/tumblr_inline_pa56cwe7Jc1rnqbjc_540.gif" data-orig-height="159" data-orig-width="300"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I love how people are calling this some kind of iconic moment, as if he was so brave for speaking out, as if everyone would oppose him for saying something so simple minded and sheeplike. You never get a reason as to why they’re mad at him, they just spew the same old bullshit that no one buys anymore and they wonder why their viewership is dying. </p> </blockquote> <p>I like how they act like hating Trump is something <b>rare</b>. &gt;<a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/robert-de-niro-meryl-streep-donald-trump-jerk-off-in-chief-speech-rips-apart-a8150976.html">This wasn’t even de Niro’s first time this year</a>&lt;.</p> </blockquote> <p>I love how they did this as Trump, at that very moment, was in Korea defusing one of the longest standing conflicts of our time.</p> <p style="">Not a great look, guys.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>“I can say ‘fuck Trump’ on the air to thunderous applause so obviously he’s a cruel fascist dictator controlling our every move we’re living in the hunger games you guys“</p>
The Hunger Games: <p><a href="http://v-man339.tumblr.com/post/175596028515/siryouarebeingmocked-katelynnp7-yemme" class="tumblr_blog">v-man339</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/175595848290/katelynnp7-yemme-saturnineaqua" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://katelynnp7.tumblr.com/post/174916687165/yemme-saturnineaqua-spoonmeb" class="tumblr_blog">katelynnp7</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://yemme.tumblr.com/post/174777851334/saturnineaqua-spoonmeb-bob-belcher" class="tumblr_blog">yemme</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://saturnineaqua.tumblr.com/post/174776769709/spoonmeb-bob-belcher-australia-did-not-censor" class="tumblr_blog">saturnineaqua</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://spoonmeb.tumblr.com/post/174776182730/bob-belcher-australia-did-not-censor-this-iconic" class="tumblr_blog">spoonmeb</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://bob-belcher.tumblr.com/post/174775116098/australia-did-not-censor-this-iconic-moment-x" class="tumblr_blog">bob-belcher</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Australia did not censor this ICONIC moment! <a href="https://twitter.com/dialmformovies/status/1006005583160360960">(x)</a></p></blockquote>
<p>i seriously need every white dude with power to have this type of energy. </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Prep the white woman that looks genuinely disturbed</p>
</blockquote>
<p>People are sitting watching America BURN and not saying a word.  Thank you Mr. Robert De Niro.  <br/></p>
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<p>I love how people are calling this some kind of iconic moment, as if he was so brave for speaking out, as if everyone would oppose him for saying something so simple minded and sheeplike. You never get a reason as to why they’re mad at him, they just spew the same old bullshit that no one buys anymore and they wonder why their viewership is dying. </p>
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<p>I like how they act like hating Trump is something <b>rare</b>. &gt;<a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/robert-de-niro-meryl-streep-donald-trump-jerk-off-in-chief-speech-rips-apart-a8150976.html">This wasn’t even de Niro’s first time this year</a>&lt;.</p>
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<p>I love how they did this as Trump, at that very moment, was in Korea defusing one of the longest standing conflicts of our time.</p>
<p style="">Not a great look, guys.<br/></p>
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<p>“I can say ‘fuck Trump’ on the air to thunderous applause so obviously he’s a cruel fascist dictator controlling our every move we’re living in the hunger games you guys“</p>

<p><a href="http://v-man339.tumblr.com/post/175596028515/siryouarebeingmocked-katelynnp7-yemme" class="tumblr_blog">v-man339</a>:</p><blo...

The Hunger Games: Patrick S. Tomlinson . @stealthygeek Follow You watched a generation grow up on a diet of Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Marvel movies, you stripped away their hope, their jobs, their futures, and then backed the most cartoonish super-villain in history for President, and you're shocked the children are fighting back? 9:30 PM 20 Feb 2018 5,374 Retweets 14,995 Likes 190 5.4K 15K Tweet your reply Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Feb 20 Really? You followed the damned script to a T. You pumped up millions of kids, for two decades, to believe they and their friends could make a difference. Then you thrust them all into a dystopian nightmare of violence and persecution. And NOW you're shocked they're all Katniss? Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Feb 20 Get them, children. Leave no one standing <p><a href="https://emmaubler.tumblr.com/post/171280103319/libertarirynn-ahahahahahaha-i-think" class="tumblr_blog">emmaubler</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171279736239/ahahahahahaha" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>AHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣</p></blockquote> <p>I think my eyes just rolled out of my head.  If you’ve really been brainwashed into believing that current year America is actually a “dystopian nightmare” on par with the Hunger Games and that you are somehow a hybrid of Tony Stark and Harry Potter, please seek help. </p></blockquote> <p>I cannot stop giggling. A grown person really wrote this? They really think a place where you can freely voice your hatred for the president is a “dystopian nightmare“? They really think all these kids are Katniss and Harry Potter? They really think this is a “rebellion“ instead of a bunch of teenagers whining on the Internet? “Get them, children. Leave no one standing.“ give me a fucking break. These kids couldn’t rebel their way out of a wet paper bag. Imagine thinking a bunch of people scared shitless of guns are going to be the leaders of a violent revolution 😂😂😂</p>
The Hunger Games: Patrick S. Tomlinson .
 @stealthygeek
 Follow
 You watched a generation grow up on a
 diet of Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and
 Marvel movies, you stripped away their
 hope, their jobs, their futures, and then
 backed the most cartoonish super-villain
 in history for President, and you're
 shocked the children are fighting back?
 9:30 PM 20 Feb 2018
 5,374 Retweets 14,995 Likes
 190
 5.4K
 15K
 Tweet your reply
 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Feb 20
 Really? You followed the damned script to a T. You pumped up millions of kids,
 for two decades, to believe they and their friends could make a difference. Then
 you thrust them all into a dystopian nightmare of violence and persecution.
 And NOW you're shocked they're all Katniss?
 Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek Feb 20
 Get them, children. Leave no one standing
<p><a href="https://emmaubler.tumblr.com/post/171280103319/libertarirynn-ahahahahahaha-i-think" class="tumblr_blog">emmaubler</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171279736239/ahahahahahaha" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>AHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣</p></blockquote>
<p>I think my eyes just rolled out of my head.  If you’ve really been brainwashed into believing that current year America is actually a “dystopian nightmare” on par with the Hunger Games and that you are somehow a hybrid of Tony Stark and Harry Potter, please seek help. </p></blockquote>

<p>I cannot stop giggling. A grown person really wrote this? They really think a place where you can freely voice your hatred for the president is a “dystopian nightmare“? They really think all these kids are Katniss and Harry Potter? They really think this is a “rebellion“ instead of a bunch of teenagers whining on the Internet? “Get them, children. Leave no one standing.“ give me a fucking break. These kids couldn’t rebel their way out of a wet paper bag. Imagine thinking a bunch of people scared shitless of guns are going to be the leaders of a violent revolution 😂😂😂</p>

<p><a href="https://emmaubler.tumblr.com/post/171280103319/libertarirynn-ahahahahahaha-i-think" class="tumblr_blog">emmaubler</a>:</p> <...

The Hunger Games: thebootydiaries: visualtea: mood the hunger games looks so good
The Hunger Games: thebootydiaries:
visualtea:

mood

the hunger games looks so good

thebootydiaries: visualtea: mood the hunger games looks so good

The Hunger Games: bandolin21: The kind of Easter egg hunt every college student needs. ^if that were the case the Easter egg hunt would turn into the hunger games
The Hunger Games: bandolin21:

The kind of Easter egg hunt every college student needs.

^if that were the case the Easter egg hunt would turn into the hunger games

bandolin21: The kind of Easter egg hunt every college student needs. ^if that were the case the Easter egg hunt would turn into the hun...

The Hunger Games: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend- Zone? You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him-play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to h problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he's only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I've been burned in the past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person And then he asks me on a date I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship. tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He doesn't answer my calls or e-mails, if we'd been making plans to do something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and kewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend- zone, and now he can't see me as friend material. I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I'm a nice girl. I have a lot to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males just don't want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can't help it, I guess; it's just how they're wired, biologically. Evolution conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that they hunted mammoths with. It's true- know this because I studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class. So what's the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to appeal to the friendship centers of men's primal lizardbrains? Should keep making guy friends" and then prevent them from making a move on me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all? don't know. I mean, I'd really like to have a true friendship with a guy someday, but it's so hard to trust and respect them when they never say what they mean-and you never know when you might be relegated to the girlfriend-zone DATINGFAILS ORG Why do men keep putting me in the girlfriend-zone?
The Hunger Games: Why Do Men Keep Putting Me in the Girlfriend-
 Zone?
 You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out
 with him. You do fun things with him-play video games, watch movies, go
 hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to h
 problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend
 But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this
 time, he's only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him
 down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time
 after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I've been burned in the
 past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person
 And then he asks me on a date
 I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship.
 tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with
 him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or
 making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He
 doesn't answer my calls or e-mails, if we'd been making plans to do
 something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to
 materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger
 Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when
 I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and
 kewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend-
 zone, and now he can't see me as friend material.
 I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I'm a nice girl. I have a lot
 to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males
 just don't want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can't help
 it, I guess; it's just how they're wired, biologically. Evolution
 conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as
 mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that
 they hunted mammoths with. It's true- know this because I
 studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class.
 So what's the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to
 appeal to the friendship centers of men's primal lizardbrains? Should
 keep making guy friends" and then prevent them from making a move on
 me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on
 those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all?
 don't know. I mean, I'd really like to have a true friendship with a guy
 someday, but it's so hard to trust and respect them when they never say
 what they mean-and you never know when you might be relegated to the
 girlfriend-zone
 DATINGFAILS ORG
Why do men keep putting me in the girlfriend-zone?

Why do men keep putting me in the girlfriend-zone?