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80s, Adam Driver, and Adam Sandler: NO ONE WILL WATCH THIS No ONE WANTS7 /S UL JUL CARES FOA THIS its-bewitched: trilllizard666: keyhollow:Story matters more than sex, please always remember that. what’s funniest about this comic, I think, is the wildly inconsistent success or complete lack of in the properties and the vast, wild differences between how they were received in the run up to the premier of them as artistic/entertainment propertiesFiegbusters/Ghostbusters 2016 had a PR run that was mostly defined by a weird antagonism where they said detractors are just manbaby basement dwellers that hate women, along with pretty badly done trailers that people compared to Pixels. Remember Pixels? That awful Adam Sandler REMEMBER THE 80S vehicle/scam? That said, unlike Pixels, this Ghostbusters failed to make money. It flopped. It flopped terribly. So Strawman McGee was actually right, Nobody DID Watch This, besides weirdoes that used Holtzmann reaction gifs for a month and kept saying how gay they were for two of the lady Ghostbusters.Star Wars: The Force Awakens was a huge runaway box office success with people excited to see it, even though a lot of people were critical of Rey and how boring she was as a character, in comparison to Finn and Poe, who had a lot more interesting going on with their characters, respectively, and people were excited to see The Last Jedi. Then came the sequel. It was…still a financial box office success, but it was extremely divisive among Star Wars fans and any group of critics that aren’t deeply entrenched “establishment” film critics. And there’s rumors abound it wasn’t quite AS much a box office success as Disney would like, which along with Solo flopping, seems to have resulted in Disney pulling back their Star Wars output a little tiny bit. Possibly.Literally all the reasons that people were apprehensive about Wonder Woman pre-release were all reasons unrelated to her being a woman. She’s one of the most important DC superheroes, a founding member of almost all incarnations of the Justice League, and Frank Miller himself has called part of The Trinity of DC, along with Superman and Batman. People were apprehensive of a Wonder Woman film because almost all the previous attempts to bring Wonder Woman to film or TV have been some sort of disaster, from the Joss Whedon script that leaked that everyone took the absolute piss out of (which had a seriously troubled production that led to the Wonder Woman film we eventually got), to the horrible pilot that makes Wonder Woman into a bizarrely inconsistent crazed murderer. People were apprehensive of a Wonder Woman film because it was part of the badly executed DCEU, with the previous films before this including BvS and Suicide Squad, which were critically SAVAGED. People were looking at a Wonder Woman and dreading it cause they were like “oh god not another one of these fucking awful films”. and then Justice League afterwards was total dogshit. and yeah, there was a bit of controversy about Gal Gadot, but that’s from a mixture of people not being sure she could actually act well enough because she was mostly a model and was in a Fast and Furious film before this, and because she is a proud IDF member, which is kinda controversial because of all the baggage that comes with what the Israeli military frequently does in terms of war crimes. (granted, she was only ever in a non combat role when she served in the military, but come on, this website gave Adam Driver shit for joining the USMC and not doing anything combat related before he got a medical discharge cause he broke his collarbone lmao). it had nothing to do with being a woman.Literally nobody cares about She-Ra except for weirdoes into it, like the beanmouth manchildren animation adherents or the people that uniroically think SJWs are killing everything, and it’s a cheaply made Netflix show. You’d have to almost try on purpose to not make any money from a Netflix show with a low/modest budget. Also I know a few families with young girls and young boys and nobody I know seems to remotely give a shit about the reboot She-Ra. It’s all weird teenagers, shippers, and the type of people that send death threats for people drawing boobs while beating meat to the catgirl in it getting with the main character.Captain Marvel is a box office success and reviewing decently well, but even the critics that like it are leveling criticisms towards how badly shot and done some of the fight scenes and long shots are, and a popular sentient is a lot of the fights have it so that it’s almost impossible to tell what’s happening, which isn’t a criticism unique to Captain Marvel. However, most people that were unthrilled about Captain Marvel before launch…Thought the trailer looked boring (gosh, that’s familiar), or were people raising an eyebrow at how the film’s basically Air Force propaganda. And it’s probably worth saying here, Captain Marvel, or Carol Danvers just isn’t that popular a character and isn’t popular in comics at all. Marvel flagrantly kept trying to astroturf her into an A lister position after they realized they had (at the time), sold off the film rights to a majority of the popular female characters. Most all their popular heroes and anti-heroes and villains that were female are in the X-Men, which was owned by Fox, or in other films in other studios. Cue the pre-Disney buyout reboot of her. Which flopped as a solo title, by the way. Notice how almost all the stuff with Ms Marvel/Danvers Captain Marvel that does well has her as a MEMBER or a side character. She’s a C-level character that came into existence, pre-retcon, because a superpowered Kree’s DNA got mixed with hers in an explosion. She was an emergency replacement, out of universe because of the Captain Marvel DC/Marvel clusterfuck and lawsuits. She’s less a character, and more a device. And this also easily fits under the “needlessly, weirdly antagonistic PR umbrella”nobody that can string together more than a comprehensible sentence does not dislike this things cause there’s women in it, trust me lmao The issue with captain marvel is RT deleting up to 50k reviews from fans that dislike the film. The headlines are “Brie Larson defeats internet trolls!” Calling fans trolls sure does a lot to discourage them from getting into a movie.
80s, Adam Driver, and Adam Sandler: NO ONE WILL WATCH THIS
 No ONE WANTS7
 /S
 UL JUL
 CARES FOA
 THIS
its-bewitched:

trilllizard666:

keyhollow:Story matters more than sex, please always remember that. 
what’s funniest about this comic, I think, is the wildly inconsistent success or complete lack of in the properties and the vast, wild differences between how they were received in the run up to the premier of them as artistic/entertainment propertiesFiegbusters/Ghostbusters 2016 had a PR run that was mostly defined by a weird antagonism where they said detractors are just manbaby basement dwellers that hate women, along with pretty badly done trailers that people compared to Pixels. Remember Pixels? That awful Adam Sandler REMEMBER THE 80S vehicle/scam? That said, unlike Pixels, this Ghostbusters failed to make money. It flopped. It flopped terribly. So Strawman McGee was actually right, Nobody DID Watch This, besides weirdoes that used Holtzmann reaction gifs for a month and kept saying how gay they were for two of the lady Ghostbusters.Star Wars: The Force Awakens was a huge runaway box office success with people excited to see it, even though a lot of people were critical of Rey and how boring she was as a character, in comparison to Finn and Poe, who had a lot more interesting going on with their characters, respectively, and people were excited to see The Last Jedi. Then came the sequel. It was…still a financial box office success, but it was extremely divisive among Star Wars fans and any group of critics that aren’t deeply entrenched “establishment” film critics. And there’s rumors abound it wasn’t quite AS much a box office success as Disney would like, which along with Solo flopping, seems to have resulted in Disney pulling back their Star Wars output a little tiny bit. Possibly.Literally all the reasons that people were apprehensive about Wonder Woman pre-release were all reasons unrelated to her being a woman. She’s one of the most important DC superheroes, a founding member of almost all incarnations of the Justice League, and Frank Miller himself has called part of The Trinity of DC, along with Superman and Batman. People were apprehensive of a Wonder Woman film because almost all the previous attempts to bring Wonder Woman to film or TV have been some sort of disaster, from the Joss Whedon script that leaked that everyone took the absolute piss out of (which had a seriously troubled production that led to the Wonder Woman film we eventually got), to the horrible pilot that makes Wonder Woman into a bizarrely inconsistent crazed murderer. People were apprehensive of a Wonder Woman film because it was part of the badly executed DCEU, with the previous films before this including BvS and Suicide Squad, which were critically SAVAGED. People were looking at a Wonder Woman and dreading it cause they were like “oh god not another one of these fucking awful films”. and then Justice League afterwards was total dogshit. and yeah, there was a bit of controversy about Gal Gadot, but that’s from a mixture of people not being sure she could actually act well enough because she was mostly a model and was in a Fast and Furious film before this, and because she is a proud IDF member, which is kinda controversial because of all the baggage that comes with what the Israeli military frequently does in terms of war crimes. (granted, she was only ever in a non combat role when she served in the military, but come on, this website gave Adam Driver shit for joining the USMC and not doing anything combat related before he got a medical discharge cause he broke his collarbone lmao). it had nothing to do with being a woman.Literally nobody cares about She-Ra except for weirdoes into it, like the beanmouth manchildren animation adherents or the people that uniroically think SJWs are killing everything, and it’s a cheaply made Netflix show. You’d have to almost try on purpose to not make any money from a Netflix show with a low/modest budget. Also I know a few families with young girls and young boys and nobody I know seems to remotely give a shit about the reboot She-Ra. It’s all weird teenagers, shippers, and the type of people that send death threats for people drawing boobs while beating meat to the catgirl in it getting with the main character.Captain Marvel is a box office success and reviewing decently well, but even the critics that like it are leveling criticisms towards how badly shot and done some of the fight scenes and long shots are, and a popular sentient is a lot of the fights have it so that it’s almost impossible to tell what’s happening, which isn’t a criticism unique to Captain Marvel. However, most people that were unthrilled about Captain Marvel before launch…Thought the trailer looked boring (gosh, that’s familiar), or were people raising an eyebrow at how the film’s basically Air Force propaganda. And it’s probably worth saying here, Captain Marvel, or Carol Danvers just isn’t that popular a character and isn’t popular in comics at all. Marvel flagrantly kept trying to astroturf her into an A lister position after they realized they had (at the time), sold off the film rights to a majority of the popular female characters. Most all their popular heroes and anti-heroes and villains that were female are in the X-Men, which was owned by Fox, or in other films in other studios. Cue the pre-Disney buyout reboot of her. Which flopped as a solo title, by the way. Notice how almost all the stuff with Ms Marvel/Danvers Captain Marvel that does well has her as a MEMBER or a side character. She’s a C-level character that came into existence, pre-retcon, because a superpowered Kree’s DNA got mixed with hers in an explosion. She was an emergency replacement, out of universe because of the Captain Marvel DC/Marvel clusterfuck and lawsuits. She’s less a character, and more a device. And this also easily fits under the “needlessly, weirdly antagonistic PR umbrella”nobody that can string together more than a comprehensible sentence does not dislike this things cause there’s women in it, trust me lmao

The issue with captain marvel is RT deleting up to 50k reviews from fans that dislike the film. The headlines are “Brie Larson defeats internet trolls!” Calling fans trolls sure does a lot to discourage them from getting into a movie.

its-bewitched: trilllizard666: keyhollow:Story matters more than sex, please always remember that. what’s funniest about this comic, I th...

Batman, Driving, and Fail: LESSONS from the Fictional Elite THE JUSTICE LEAGUE DC Universe t the prospect of ling ina world shere bying to respect the basic rights of those aound you ase such dauning, impossible tasks then whot deal withit to raly cthers.WWe set thee esampla Tonn foner of L Superman is brawny and Batman guides the sheer strength of the A common goal can unite even t this fortifies and personalities. By having a clear purpose driving your team, they will be compelled to apply their unique strengths and abilities to achieve it Justice League with strategy crucial for this dynamic to work FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING Lord of the Rings Some bebeve it in only great power thit can whut I have lound t is the smal everyday deeds of ordinary folk that lowp the dakness at bay Smalil acts Have My Bow: Elven Success is earned through Elvish-made tools proved irwaluable to the Fellowship. The with which you choose to manage your Pippin's pep - every facet augment their talents or hinder them. Choose wisely! THE AVENGERS and the press 1would sather be a good man than a great king who w rid ted you tn move your Pch nto pare yourself like a tree by thenver of tru九 nd tell the whole wordd No.you move Steve Rogens Character Over Steve Rogers was Each Avenger provides a distinct set of strengths to the team. With colossal powers at play, ego can be Ultron). The allows for each wholesome heart and t of ego scouts, Iron Man n of i individual to become whole. Embrace the of your peers instead Widow sabotages Hulk smashes, etc. A often more than skills and achievement. Look for good people to join your team. skills trumps an army of of feeling threatened GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Ant no thing ke We Are Groot: Groot symbolizes the power of uniting to face a common cause. Cultivate branches of trust and compassion throughout your team so that everyone feels empowered and break schem and Star Lord's spontaneous dance battle, the Guardians averted disaster. Embrace the individuality of every team member Bizarre ideas can trigger DUNDER MIFFLIN The Office People will never be seplaced by Is Scott tosses out sexist and racial comments casually. Respect and Michael Scott is notorious for creating simple and don't force FOX MULDER AND DANA SCULLY The X-Files tum to the tantastic as a plausbiäty I Want to Believe: Mulder is driven by an almighty need to discover the truth. This fervor draws Scully into the crusade, creating dynamic duo Scully's intellect and skepticism reins in Mulder, while his euriosity and zeal draws h of s on your fearm can TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES The gath thor lests hat we truly desire is long folowing thur path do we Humans are not merely heroic ninja warriors by even in the play, creativity, and humanity can lead to Don't limit your guides their growth. Your team also needs judging solely by and stronger ideas Don't always play it and THE X-MEN Marvel Universe rou know. Youre the power el Gifted: The X-Men wouldn't X's vision, and guidance. A true the unique gifts of each team member instead of forcing within mutants and humans alike. They may stumble and fail, but the Professor guides them towards harnessing the failure to learn and evolve. leader is engaged and to cultivate their own talents and modes of team's wellbeing. OUICK BASE Teamwork tips from Dunder Mifflin (and other possibly more effective fictional teams)
Batman, Driving, and Fail: LESSONS
 from the Fictional Elite
 THE JUSTICE LEAGUE
 DC Universe
 t the prospect of ling ina world shere bying
 to respect the basic rights of those aound you
 ase such dauning, impossible tasks then whot
 deal withit to raly cthers.WWe set thee esampla
 Tonn foner
 of L
 Superman is brawny and Batman
 guides the sheer strength of the
 A common goal can unite even t
 this fortifies and
 personalities. By having a clear
 purpose driving your team, they will
 be compelled to apply their unique
 strengths and abilities to achieve it
 Justice League with strategy
 crucial for this dynamic to work
 FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
 Lord of the Rings
 Some bebeve it in only great power thit can
 whut I have
 lound t is the smal everyday deeds of ordinary
 folk that lowp the dakness at bay Smalil acts
 Have My Bow:
 Elven
 Success is earned through
 Elvish-made tools proved
 irwaluable to the Fellowship. The
 with which you choose
 to manage your
 Pippin's pep - every facet
 augment their talents or hinder
 them. Choose wisely!
 THE AVENGERS
 and the press
 1would sather be a good
 man than a great king
 who w rid ted you tn move your Pch nto
 pare yourself like a tree by thenver of tru九
 nd tell the whole wordd No.you move
 Steve Rogens
 Character Over
 Steve Rogers was
 Each Avenger provides
 a distinct set of
 strengths to the team.
 With colossal powers
 at play, ego can be
 Ultron). The
 allows for each
 wholesome heart and
 t of ego
 scouts, Iron Man
 n of i
 individual to become
 whole. Embrace the
 of your peers instead
 Widow sabotages
 Hulk smashes, etc. A
 often more
 than skills and
 achievement. Look for
 good people to join
 your team.
 skills trumps an army
 of
 of feeling threatened
 GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
 Ant no thing ke
 We Are Groot:
 Groot symbolizes the power of
 uniting to face a common
 cause. Cultivate branches of
 trust and compassion
 throughout your team so that
 everyone feels empowered and
 break schem and Star Lord's
 spontaneous dance battle, the
 Guardians averted disaster. Embrace
 the individuality of every team member
 Bizarre ideas can trigger
 DUNDER MIFFLIN
 The Office
 People will never be seplaced by
 Is
 Scott tosses out sexist
 and racial comments
 casually. Respect and
 Michael Scott is
 notorious for creating
 simple and don't force
 FOX MULDER AND DANA SCULLY
 The X-Files
 tum to the tantastic as a plausbiäty
 I Want to Believe:
 Mulder is driven by an almighty
 need to discover the truth. This
 fervor draws Scully into the
 crusade, creating dynamic duo
 Scully's intellect and skepticism
 reins in Mulder, while his euriosity
 and zeal draws h
 of
 s on your fearm can
 TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES The gath thor lests
 hat we truly desire is long
 folowing thur path do we
 Humans are not merely
 heroic ninja warriors by
 even in the
 play, creativity, and
 humanity can lead to
 Don't limit your
 guides their growth.
 Your team also needs
 judging solely by
 and stronger ideas
 Don't always play it
 and
 THE X-MEN
 Marvel Universe
 rou know. Youre
 the power el
 Gifted:
 The X-Men wouldn't
 X's vision,
 and guidance. A true
 the
 unique gifts of
 each team member
 instead of forcing
 within mutants and
 humans alike. They
 may stumble and fail,
 but the Professor
 guides them towards
 harnessing the failure
 to learn and evolve.
 leader is engaged and
 to cultivate their own
 talents and modes of
 team's wellbeing.
 OUICK
 BASE
Teamwork tips from Dunder Mifflin (and other possibly more effective fictional teams)

Teamwork tips from Dunder Mifflin (and other possibly more effective fictional teams)

America, Batman, and Disney: IF THERE WASATWO PART MOVIE CROSSOVER THAT CAME Our THATINCLUDED ALL THESE UNIVERSES BUT IT WAS THE ONLY MoVIE THOSE COMPANIES MADE THAT YEAR IG: @kingofmetahumans WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH THAT? From @kingofmetahumans - Alright so this is what I'm saying: Imagine in the year 2022, for example. Warner Bros, Fox, & Disney announced that they would collaborate to make a two part crossover movie that included the DCEU, MCU, and X-Men universe. Part 1 of the movie came out in July & Part 2 came out in December. It would be a movie with the Justice League, the Avengers, the X-Men, and any other characters in those universes. But that would be the only thing any of those companies produced that year. No solo movies like Captain America or Wonder Woman or Man of Steel or anything. Just those two movies would come out thar year and that would be it. But since that's the only thing they're producing their entire budget would go into making those movies. So one part of the movies would have roughly 8 or 9 times the budget those companies largest movies usually would. And in terms of the runtime each movie is 2 1-2 hours, so 5 hours in total. (And for argument's sake let's say they both got a 96% on RT & a 9.5-10 on IMDB) Would you be able to handle that? avengers justiceleague xmen avengersinfinitywar infinitywar batmanvsuperman batman manofsteel captainamericacivilwar logan xmenapocalypse dceu mcu wonderwoman suicidesquad wolverine ironman superman brucewayne benaffleck dccomics spiderman blackwidow thor
America, Batman, and Disney: IF THERE WASATWO PART MOVIE CROSSOVER THAT CAME Our
 THATINCLUDED ALL THESE UNIVERSES BUT IT WAS THE
 ONLY MoVIE THOSE COMPANIES MADE THAT YEAR
 IG: @kingofmetahumans
 WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH THAT?
From @kingofmetahumans - Alright so this is what I'm saying: Imagine in the year 2022, for example. Warner Bros, Fox, & Disney announced that they would collaborate to make a two part crossover movie that included the DCEU, MCU, and X-Men universe. Part 1 of the movie came out in July & Part 2 came out in December. It would be a movie with the Justice League, the Avengers, the X-Men, and any other characters in those universes. But that would be the only thing any of those companies produced that year. No solo movies like Captain America or Wonder Woman or Man of Steel or anything. Just those two movies would come out thar year and that would be it. But since that's the only thing they're producing their entire budget would go into making those movies. So one part of the movies would have roughly 8 or 9 times the budget those companies largest movies usually would. And in terms of the runtime each movie is 2 1-2 hours, so 5 hours in total. (And for argument's sake let's say they both got a 96% on RT & a 9.5-10 on IMDB) Would you be able to handle that? avengers justiceleague xmen avengersinfinitywar infinitywar batmanvsuperman batman manofsteel captainamericacivilwar logan xmenapocalypse dceu mcu wonderwoman suicidesquad wolverine ironman superman brucewayne benaffleck dccomics spiderman blackwidow thor

From @kingofmetahumans - Alright so this is what I'm saying: Imagine in the year 2022, for example. Warner Bros, Fox,

America, Batman, and Disney: F THERE WAS A TWO PARTMOIE CROSSOVER THAT CAME OUT THAT INCLUDED ALL THESE UNIVERSES BUTIT WASTHE ONLY MOVIE THOSE COMPANIES MADE THAT YEAR IG: @kingofmetahumans WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH THAT? Alright so this is what I'm saying: Imagine in the year 2022, for example. Warner Bros, Fox, & Disney announced that they would collaborate to make a two part crossover movie that included the DCEU, MCU, and X-Men universe. Part 1 of the movie came out in July & Part 2 came out in December. It would be a movie with the Justice League, the Avengers, the X-Men, and any other characters in those universes. But that would be the only thing any of those companies produced that year. No solo movies like Captain America or Wonder Woman or Man of Steel or anything. Just those two movies would come out thar year and that would be it. But since that's the only thing they're producing their entire budget would go into making those movies. So one part of the movies would have roughly 8 or 9 times the budget those companies largest movies usually would. And in terms of the runtime each movie is 2 1-2 hours, so 5 hours in total. (And for argument's sake let's say they both got a 96% on RT & a 9.5-10 on IMDB) Would you be able to handle that? avengers justiceleague xmen avengersinfinitywar infinitywar batmanvsuperman batman manofsteel captainamericacivilwar logan xmenapocalypse dceu mcu wonderwoman suicidesquad wolverine ironman superman brucewayne benaffleck dccomics spiderman blackwidow thor
America, Batman, and Disney: F THERE WAS A TWO PARTMOIE CROSSOVER THAT CAME OUT
 THAT INCLUDED ALL THESE UNIVERSES BUTIT WASTHE
 ONLY MOVIE THOSE COMPANIES MADE THAT YEAR
 IG: @kingofmetahumans
 WOULD YOU BE OKAY WITH THAT?
Alright so this is what I'm saying: Imagine in the year 2022, for example. Warner Bros, Fox, & Disney announced that they would collaborate to make a two part crossover movie that included the DCEU, MCU, and X-Men universe. Part 1 of the movie came out in July & Part 2 came out in December. It would be a movie with the Justice League, the Avengers, the X-Men, and any other characters in those universes. But that would be the only thing any of those companies produced that year. No solo movies like Captain America or Wonder Woman or Man of Steel or anything. Just those two movies would come out thar year and that would be it. But since that's the only thing they're producing their entire budget would go into making those movies. So one part of the movies would have roughly 8 or 9 times the budget those companies largest movies usually would. And in terms of the runtime each movie is 2 1-2 hours, so 5 hours in total. (And for argument's sake let's say they both got a 96% on RT & a 9.5-10 on IMDB) Would you be able to handle that? avengers justiceleague xmen avengersinfinitywar infinitywar batmanvsuperman batman manofsteel captainamericacivilwar logan xmenapocalypse dceu mcu wonderwoman suicidesquad wolverine ironman superman brucewayne benaffleck dccomics spiderman blackwidow thor

Alright so this is what I'm saying: Imagine in the year 2022, for example. Warner Bros, Fox,