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    the librarian: saurons-optometrist Follow
 siniristiriita
 Having a phone with an internet is such a fucking luxury, though? Like, in the
 1980's, if l on a saturday night suddenly needed to find out whether birch trees
 and the Wendingo myth were native to the same areas, Iwould have to wait
 until the library opens on monday, go in hoping they have books on trees that
 happen to mention where birches have spread globally, and then ask if they
 have any books on the myths and folklore of native americans, receive a weird
 look from the librarian, find our that there's one book in another library next
 town over, but it's being borrowed by someone else, wait two weeks to get it,
 and then read the entire damn thing only to discover that this one doesnt
 mention wendingos at all
 And I just got my answer with two google searches, in less than two minutes
 The answer is yes
 vegansamstudies
 kcough coughk where did this question come from???
 siniristiriita
 Well, I'm from Finland, and as a first thing, if there's one thing to know about
 Finland, it's full of birch trees. Also, at this time of the year, the sun sets early
 so it's completely black out there at 4 pm. These things do happen in the
 northern hemisphere. I couldn't get a proper picture, but this is roughly what a
 birchwood looks at night
 It's actually way, way creepier when the sky is black and everything is dark, and
 it's freezing cold because Mother Nature does not love us. Also, humans are
 good at pattern recognition and creeping the shit out of themselves. Now
 consider
 Source: siniristiriita
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The Birchwood
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                the librarian: saurons-optometrist Follow
 siniristiriita
 Having a phone with an internet is such a fucking luxury, though? Like, in the
 1980's, if l on a saturday night suddenly needed to find out whether birch trees
 and the Wendingo myth were native to the same areas, Iwould have to wait
 until the library opens on monday, go in hoping they have books on trees that
 happen to mention where birches have spread globally, and then ask if they
 have any books on the myths and folklore of native americans, receive a weird
 look from the librarian, find our that there's one book in another library next
 town over, but it's being borrowed by someone else, wait two weeks to get it,
 and then read the entire damn thing only to discover that this one doesnt
 mention wendingos at all
 And I just got my answer with two google searches, in less than two minutes
 The answer is yes
 vegansamstudies
 kcough coughk where did this question come from???
 siniristiriita
 Well, I'm from Finland, and as a first thing, if there's one thing to know about
 Finland, it's full of birch trees. Also, at this time of the year, the sun sets early
 so it's completely black out there at 4 pm. These things do happen in the
 northern hemisphere. I couldn't get a proper picture, but this is roughly what a
 birchwood looks at night
 It's actually way, way creepier when the sky is black and everything is dark, and
 it's freezing cold because Mother Nature does not love us. Also, humans are
 good at pattern recognition and creeping the shit out of themselves. Now
 consider
 Source: siniristiriita
 38 notes
The Birchwood
                
            

            
            
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    the librarian: TARK
 actually daniel avidan
 -james elrod jr.
 self-destructive for
 the aesthetic
 used to be too nice but
 doesn't give a shit now
 looks good in anything
 -don't talk to them
 about homestuck
 -bitter af
 acts like they don't
 care but actually holds
 grudges
 -has a hit list
 likes girls (a lot)
 lazytown trash
 lowkey weeaboo
 -7 years
 has crazy christian
 parents
 non-offensive sjw
 CHARD
 THE
 DAD
 AVE ME
 -jesus made me gay fam
 is on tinder but belongs
 on christian mingle
 leather daddies
 pure
 volunteers themself as
 captive housewife
 alcohol poisoning
 chile
 everyone hated them in
 middle school bc they won
 EVERYTHING
 would marry an avocado
 doesn't know the
 difference between
 spanish and english
 clingy af
 plays videogames
 school
 crushes on everyone
 asks how you're doing
 so they can tell you
 their problems
 self-loathing!!
 TORSTED
 AZZ HANDS
 CHEESE
 BARNACLES
 -steals lunches from
 other people
 -on track team but also
 lazy
 -likes younger guys
 -lowkey dead inside
 -in high-level classes but
 has no motivation
 laugh that could cure
 cancer
 -only realized their
 limits after it was too
 late
 -loves body horror
 -wears shirts for
 things they don't even
 know
 -the productive
 friend"
 -bffs with the
 librarian
 -part of a cult
 -doesn't use
 technology
 does calligraphy but
 otherwise has
 average handwriting
 -will yell at you for
 not doing your
 homework
<p>Tag yourself as the people I eat lunch with!!! My friend drew this and I came up with the captions, enjoy (:</p><p>submitted by <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mTkGSNxMAldROT0rv-vZOGA">@its-just-robin</a></p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                the librarian: TARK
 actually daniel avidan
 -james elrod jr.
 self-destructive for
 the aesthetic
 used to be too nice but
 doesn't give a shit now
 looks good in anything
 -don't talk to them
 about homestuck
 -bitter af
 acts like they don't
 care but actually holds
 grudges
 -has a hit list
 likes girls (a lot)
 lazytown trash
 lowkey weeaboo
 -7 years
 has crazy christian
 parents
 non-offensive sjw
 CHARD
 THE
 DAD
 AVE ME
 -jesus made me gay fam
 is on tinder but belongs
 on christian mingle
 leather daddies
 pure
 volunteers themself as
 captive housewife
 alcohol poisoning
 chile
 everyone hated them in
 middle school bc they won
 EVERYTHING
 would marry an avocado
 doesn't know the
 difference between
 spanish and english
 clingy af
 plays videogames
 school
 crushes on everyone
 asks how you're doing
 so they can tell you
 their problems
 self-loathing!!
 TORSTED
 AZZ HANDS
 CHEESE
 BARNACLES
 -steals lunches from
 other people
 -on track team but also
 lazy
 -likes younger guys
 -lowkey dead inside
 -in high-level classes but
 has no motivation
 laugh that could cure
 cancer
 -only realized their
 limits after it was too
 late
 -loves body horror
 -wears shirts for
 things they don't even
 know
 -the productive
 friend"
 -bffs with the
 librarian
 -part of a cult
 -doesn't use
 technology
 does calligraphy but
 otherwise has
 average handwriting
 -will yell at you for
 not doing your
 homework
<p>Tag yourself as the people I eat lunch with!!! My friend drew this and I came up with the captions, enjoy (:</p><p>submitted by <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mTkGSNxMAldROT0rv-vZOGA">@its-just-robin</a></p>
                
            

            
            
<p>Tag yourself as the people I eat lunch with!!! My friend drew this and I came up with the captions, enjoy (:</p><p>submitted by <a cla...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    the librarian: uzzykitty01
 indie-band
 NO BUT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR MY THEORY FOR THIS
 SCENE
 This doesn't comply with the books, I realize, but it doesn't exactly
 not comply either
 Why would Malfoy rip a page out of a random book? If he wanted
 the book, he could have just bought the book himself. He's not
 poor, his family doesn't discourage learning. He chooses to rip a
 particular page with a pointed glance out of a book Why?
 Think of what this and Dobby's actions of warning have in
 common Lucius Malfoy. The one who was apparently talking
 freely of the dangers that would face the Muggle borns this year. I
 think Draco knew more about what was going on, or at least
 figured more out, than he let on to his friends. Why? He was
 worried
 How does this connect to the ripped paper? How did Hary and
 Ron find out about the basilisk? How did Hermione?
 A ripped piece of paper on basilisks
 Now we're to assume that Hermione found this in a library book
 and promptly ripped it out to take with her
 But why would Hermione, with her love and care for books almost
 on par with the librarian, rip a page out of a book she could have
 just checked out? My guess is she didn't find it in the library
 My guess is Draco somehow slipped her the piece of paper that
 he ripped out of a book before school started, detailing the
 monster he knew was in the Chamber
 He slipped Hermione the paper somehow, whether by leaving t
 on her desk or planting it in her bag He tried to warn them, as
 best he could
 HOLY
 I always wondered why they so importantly showed Maltoy ripping the
 page from the book. It was strange to me. Yes he's destructive but
 honestly there is no point in showing that But you're right-Hermione
 would NEVER rip out a page of a book-this makes so much sense
 THE EPIPHANY I JUST HAD
Finally a Harry Potter theory that is actually interesting
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                the librarian: uzzykitty01
 indie-band
 NO BUT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR MY THEORY FOR THIS
 SCENE
 This doesn't comply with the books, I realize, but it doesn't exactly
 not comply either
 Why would Malfoy rip a page out of a random book? If he wanted
 the book, he could have just bought the book himself. He's not
 poor, his family doesn't discourage learning. He chooses to rip a
 particular page with a pointed glance out of a book Why?
 Think of what this and Dobby's actions of warning have in
 common Lucius Malfoy. The one who was apparently talking
 freely of the dangers that would face the Muggle borns this year. I
 think Draco knew more about what was going on, or at least
 figured more out, than he let on to his friends. Why? He was
 worried
 How does this connect to the ripped paper? How did Hary and
 Ron find out about the basilisk? How did Hermione?
 A ripped piece of paper on basilisks
 Now we're to assume that Hermione found this in a library book
 and promptly ripped it out to take with her
 But why would Hermione, with her love and care for books almost
 on par with the librarian, rip a page out of a book she could have
 just checked out? My guess is she didn't find it in the library
 My guess is Draco somehow slipped her the piece of paper that
 he ripped out of a book before school started, detailing the
 monster he knew was in the Chamber
 He slipped Hermione the paper somehow, whether by leaving t
 on her desk or planting it in her bag He tried to warn them, as
 best he could
 HOLY
 I always wondered why they so importantly showed Maltoy ripping the
 page from the book. It was strange to me. Yes he's destructive but
 honestly there is no point in showing that But you're right-Hermione
 would NEVER rip out a page of a book-this makes so much sense
 THE EPIPHANY I JUST HAD
Finally a Harry Potter theory that is actually interesting
                
            

            
            
Finally a Harry Potter theory that is actually interesting

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    the librarian: fuzzykitty01
 fangiritothefullest
 indie-band
 NO BUT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR MY THEORY FOR THIS
 SCENE
 This doesn't comply with the books, I realize, but it doesn't exactly
 not comply either.
 Why would Malfoy rip a page out of a random book? If he wanted
 the book, he could have just bought the book himself. He's not
 poor, his family doesn't discourage learning. He chooses to rip a
 particular page with a pointed glance out of a book. Why?
 Think of what this and Dobby's actions of warning have in
 common: Lucius Malfoy. The one who was apparently talking
 freely of the dangers that would face the Muggle borns this year. I
 think Draco knew more about what was going on, or at least
 figured more out, than he let on to his friends. Why? He was
 worried.
 How does this connect to the ripped paper? How did Harry and
 Ron find out about the basilisk? How did Hermione?
 A ripped piece of paper on basilisks.
 Now we're to assume that Hermione found this in a library book
 and promptly ripped it out to take with her.
 But why would Hermione, with her love and care for books almost
 on par with the librarian, rip a page out of a book she could have
 just checked out? My guess is she didn't find it in the library.
 My guess is Draco somehow slipped her the piece of paper that
 he ripped out of a book before school started, detailing the
 monster he knew was in the Chamber.
 He slipped Hermione the paper somehow, whether by leaving it
 on her desk or planting it in her bag. He tried to warn them, as
 best he could.
 HOLY SHIT
 I always wondered why they so importantly showed Malfoy ripping the
 page from the book. It was strange to me. Yes he's destructive but
 honestly there is no point in showing that. But you're right- Hermione
 would NEVER rip out a page of a book- this makes so much sense.
 THE EPIPHANY I JUST HAD.
symphonysoldier912:

Ohmyholyshiz 😱
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                the librarian: fuzzykitty01
 fangiritothefullest
 indie-band
 NO BUT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR MY THEORY FOR THIS
 SCENE
 This doesn't comply with the books, I realize, but it doesn't exactly
 not comply either.
 Why would Malfoy rip a page out of a random book? If he wanted
 the book, he could have just bought the book himself. He's not
 poor, his family doesn't discourage learning. He chooses to rip a
 particular page with a pointed glance out of a book. Why?
 Think of what this and Dobby's actions of warning have in
 common: Lucius Malfoy. The one who was apparently talking
 freely of the dangers that would face the Muggle borns this year. I
 think Draco knew more about what was going on, or at least
 figured more out, than he let on to his friends. Why? He was
 worried.
 How does this connect to the ripped paper? How did Harry and
 Ron find out about the basilisk? How did Hermione?
 A ripped piece of paper on basilisks.
 Now we're to assume that Hermione found this in a library book
 and promptly ripped it out to take with her.
 But why would Hermione, with her love and care for books almost
 on par with the librarian, rip a page out of a book she could have
 just checked out? My guess is she didn't find it in the library.
 My guess is Draco somehow slipped her the piece of paper that
 he ripped out of a book before school started, detailing the
 monster he knew was in the Chamber.
 He slipped Hermione the paper somehow, whether by leaving it
 on her desk or planting it in her bag. He tried to warn them, as
 best he could.
 HOLY SHIT
 I always wondered why they so importantly showed Malfoy ripping the
 page from the book. It was strange to me. Yes he's destructive but
 honestly there is no point in showing that. But you're right- Hermione
 would NEVER rip out a page of a book- this makes so much sense.
 THE EPIPHANY I JUST HAD.
symphonysoldier912:

Ohmyholyshiz 😱
                
            

            
            
symphonysoldier912:

Ohmyholyshiz 😱