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the other man: IA THEMETAPICTURE.COM Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour iods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene. One warm afternoon the man by the window describeda parade passing by. Although the other man couldn't hear the band -he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days and weeks passed. e morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.. it faced a blank wall The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you," she said. Epilogue There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy. And share it. "Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present." you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:The Window In The Hospital Room
the other man: IA THEMETAPICTURE.COM
 Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital
 room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour
 each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed
 was next to the room's only window. The other man had to
 spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours
 on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes,
 their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where
 they had been on vacation. Every afternoon when the man in
 the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time
 by describing to his roommate all the things he could see
 outside the window
 The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour
 iods where his world would be broadened and enlivened
 by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window
 overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Ducks and swans
 played on the water while children sailed their model boats.
 Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every
 color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the
 distance. As the man by the window described all this in
 exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room
 would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene.
 One warm afternoon the man by the window describeda
 parade passing by. Although the other man couldn't hear
 the band -he could see it. In his mind's eye as the gentleman
 by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.
 Days and weeks passed.
 e morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their
 baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the
 window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was
 saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the
 body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man
 asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse
 was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was
 comfortable, she left him alone.
 Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to
 take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to
 slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed..
 it faced a blank wall
 The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his
 deceased roommate who had described such wonderful
 things outside this window. The nurse responded that the
 man was blind and could not even see the wall
 "Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you," she said.
 Epilogue
 There is tremendous happiness in making others happy,
 despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow,
 but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel
 rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't
 buy. And share it.
 "Today is a gift, that's why it is called the present."
 you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com
srsfunny:The Window In The Hospital Room

srsfunny:The Window In The Hospital Room

the other man: Is there anything sweeter than watching karma slap the soul out of someone who deserves it? Enter Ashley. This girl allowed her boyfriend to spend thousands of dollars on her, taking her to Hawaii, buying her Coachella tickets and paying for hotel rooms all while she was sleeping around on him -with two separate people. Once the aforementioned boyfriend became aware of what was happening, he promptly delivered some cold, tasty justice by logging into her Facebook and setting the record straight for all to see oo Verizon 7:43 PM Ashleyat Indio Jail. 3hrs Indio, CA Time to set the record straight. Before I let Jason ake me on a $10,000 vacation, looked him in the eyes and told him I wanted to marry him and have his children, I should have told him about the TWO men I was sleeping with less than three weeks prior to trip. Instead, I let him take me on the vacation of a lifetime with him in the dark. After returning from Hawaii, I was manipulative enough to convince Jason to buy me a $2,000 Coachella ticket, and pay for our hotel in Indio for the weekend But money is money. Let me retrace, back to the men I was sleeping with. The first, Zackis in a committed long term relationship, ENGAGED, soon to be married. I slept with him behind Jasons back. I spent New Years with him while his fiancé was by herself. I bragged to my friends that I was fucking him all through the night. The other man is David A.I flew to Chicago the day after Jason's birthday, telling him it wasa work trip. In reality I was there to have sex with David and live in my own delusion. I guess karma's a bitch. Because I am currently sitting in jail for assaulting Jason, assaulting a police officer, and resisting arrest. Indian Wells Indio 0 News Feed Requests MessengerNotifications More Boyfriend logs into cheating ex’s Facebook and drops the f*$ing hammer
the other man: Is there anything sweeter than watching karma slap the soul out of
 someone who deserves it? Enter Ashley. This girl allowed her
 boyfriend to spend thousands of dollars on her, taking her to Hawaii,
 buying her Coachella tickets and paying for hotel rooms all while she
 was sleeping around on him -with two separate people.
 Once the aforementioned boyfriend became aware of what was
 happening, he promptly delivered some cold, tasty justice by
 logging into her Facebook and setting the record straight for all to
 see
 oo Verizon
 7:43 PM
 Ashleyat Indio Jail.
 3hrs Indio, CA
 Time to set the record straight. Before I let Jason
 ake me on a $10,000 vacation, looked him in
 the eyes and told him I wanted to marry him and have
 his children, I should have told him about the TWO
 men I was sleeping with less than three weeks prior to
 trip. Instead, I let him take me on the vacation of a
 lifetime with him in the dark. After returning from
 Hawaii, I was manipulative enough to convince Jason
 to buy me a $2,000 Coachella ticket, and pay for our
 hotel in Indio for the weekend
 But money is money. Let me retrace, back to the men I
 was sleeping with.
 The first, Zackis in a committed long term
 relationship, ENGAGED, soon to be married. I slept
 with him behind Jasons back. I spent New Years with
 him while his fiancé was by herself. I bragged to my
 friends that I was fucking him all through the night.
 The other man is David A.I flew to Chicago
 the day after Jason's birthday, telling him it wasa
 work trip. In reality I was there to have sex with David
 and live in my own delusion.
 I guess karma's a bitch. Because I am currently sitting
 in jail for assaulting Jason, assaulting a police officer,
 and resisting arrest.
 Indian Wells
 Indio
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the other man: It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room’s only window.The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.The men talked for hours on end.They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.Days, weeks and months passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.It faced a blank wall.The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’Epilogue:There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .’The origin of this letter is unknown, but please pass it on.
the other man: 
It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room’s only window.The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.The men talked for hours on end.They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.Days, weeks and months passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.It faced a blank wall.The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’Epilogue:There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .’The origin of this letter is unknown, but please pass it on.

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.One man...

the other man: BOOM ask-meowria-thorpe: ask-human-or-snake-belgium: ask-punk-arthur-kirkland: nihanwater: meg546: restless-daydreamer: natcat5: bloggish: enchantedtulip: sir-pimp-master-arthur: irmesia: im-the-muthafucking-leaf: bledri: racethewind10: sicani: Jupiter may have just saved Earth from a devastating impact event Something just went down on Jupiter. Monday morning, at 11:35:30 UT, amateur astronomers glimpsed a brief but blazing flash of light in the upper reaches of the planet’s cloudy atmosphere. If past observations are any indication, Jupiter may have just sustained a major impact event. If that’s the case, the gas giant may have just saved Earth from a devastating cosmic collision. Bitches please. That was the USS Enterprise coming out of warp.  Bless you Jupiter. Thank you, Jupiter! Jupiter/EarthOTP. I ship it How long until we can expect the fanfiction?    “Hey Jupiter!” Earth burst in, grinning wildly. “Where are you? Some of my scientists got this theory about your moons and-“ “I’m over here.” The voice calls out from another room and Earth frowns. Why does Jupiter even have rooms? Hesitant, he walks into another room, to find Jupiter. The man is standing shirtless, which could be a little awkward, until he notices Jupiter standing slouched and the red, inflamed burn along his torso. “Jupiter?! What happened?!” Without a second thought he rushes forward, grabbing ice off a table and wrapping it in a towel, and pressing it to the burn. Jupiter jumps back, and Earth whacks his hand. “Stay still! Trust me, I know what I’m doing. We have actual medical professionals on my planet. We have actual people on my planet.” “…Hello, Earth.” Then Earth realises his position, kneeling in front of Jupiter and with his hands pressed to the other man’s chest. And he hasn’t even said hello. He blushes. Must defuse situation. “Uh, hi!” he says awkwardly. “Sorry about bursting in. You know me, always interfering with everything and thinking I know what’s best for everyone, ha ha!” Jupiter chuckles. “It’s fine.” Earth notices the ice is heating up so he takes it out of the towel, swaps it for more ice. Jupiter winces as Earth reapplies the bundle. “Seriously though,” Earth says, “What happened?” Jupiter sighs. “Impact event. Asteroid, comet,” he says. Earth stops dead. Impact events. He’s seen a few of those in his time, and they’ve always been so much worse for him than anyone else - the rest of his solar system is barren enough it doesn’t count, but him, teeming with life and ideas and species. He still remembers when he lost the dinosaurs, in a haze of fire and ash and poison. Woke up centuries later, smaller and fragile. He loved them so much, and still remembers them. It terrifies him to think of such a thing happening again, even to his humans, with all they’ve done to the planet - he loves them too. And… Jupiter. “I’m so sorry,” he says, blinking through the haze of emotion. “It’s alright,” smiles Jupiter, and Earth wants to ask how can it possibly be alright? “It’s not exactly an uncommon occurrence. Largest planet in the solar system; I think my mass just attracts things.” “What?” Earth leaps to his feet. “But - that’s not fair!” Jupiter cocks his head to the side. “Greatest mass, greatest target. Laws of physics. How is that not fair?” “Because - because you haven’t done anything wrong!” Jupiter laughs again. “Oh, right. You and all your lifeforms, and their concepts - fairness, morality, karma.” “Don’t mock me; they don’t even all have those, anyway,” Earth huffs. “But how can you… Look at that burn, man. And you’re telling me this is nothing?” Jupiter briefly looks down at the oozing, crusting thing. “Well, what would happen if I wasn’t here, huh?” he asks. “The meteors - or comets, or asteroids, or whatever - would get past me, hit the smaller planets behind. Your best friend Mars… or Venus and Mercury, nuts as they are. Or you.” Earth gulps. “You shouldn’t have to do this for us,” he says. Jupiter smiles, before pulling Earth into his embrace. Um. Okay. “It’s alright, Earth. I don’t mind. After all - I’m a gas giant, emphasis on the giant. I can get by, pretty much no matter what happens. Other people are more important. People like you. You’re… special.” “I’m not,” says Earth. “I’m not special. Just… self-important.” Jupiter chuckles again. “You’re better than you think you are. You’re alive, Earth, and that’s the most important thing. You have people, ideas, emotions still to share. You have so much to find, so much to see, so much to explore. You’re fragile, and I wouldn’t let you get set back by just any old meteor. You are special, Earth; you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.” “ you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.” And then I actually started to ship it.  What the hell.  Tumblr: The only place where we have homoerotic fanfiction about two planets. omg i ship it.  better love story than twilight ((Oops my hand slipped.)) dammit tumblr,this is why we can’t show you too the outside world. I ship that so hard, omg ;A; I legit cried
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Jupiter may have just saved Earth from a devastating impact event

Something just went down on Jupiter. Monday morning, at 11:35:30 UT, amateur astronomers glimpsed a brief but blazing flash of light in the upper reaches of the planet’s cloudy atmosphere. If past observations are any indication, Jupiter may have just sustained a major impact event. If that’s the case, the gas giant may have just saved Earth from a devastating cosmic collision.


Bitches please. That was the USS Enterprise coming out of warp. 

Bless you Jupiter.

Thank you, Jupiter!

Jupiter/EarthOTP.

I ship it

How long until we can expect the fanfiction? 

  “Hey Jupiter!” Earth burst in, grinning wildly. “Where are you? Some of my scientists got this theory about your moons and-“
“I’m over here.” The voice calls out from another room and Earth frowns. Why does Jupiter even have rooms? Hesitant, he walks into another room, to find Jupiter. The man is standing shirtless, which could be a little awkward, until he notices Jupiter standing slouched and the red, inflamed burn along his torso.
“Jupiter?! What happened?!” Without a second thought he rushes forward, grabbing ice off a table and wrapping it in a towel, and pressing it to the burn. Jupiter jumps back, and Earth whacks his hand. “Stay still! Trust me, I know what I’m doing. We have actual medical professionals on my planet. We have actual people on my planet.”
“…Hello, Earth.” Then Earth realises his position, kneeling in front of Jupiter and with his hands pressed to the other man’s chest. And he hasn’t even said hello. He blushes.
Must defuse situation. “Uh, hi!” he says awkwardly. “Sorry about bursting in. You know me, always interfering with everything and thinking I know what’s best for everyone, ha ha!”
Jupiter chuckles. “It’s fine.” Earth notices the ice is heating up so he takes it out of the towel, swaps it for more ice. Jupiter winces as Earth reapplies the bundle.
“Seriously though,” Earth says, “What happened?”
Jupiter sighs. “Impact event. Asteroid, comet,” he says.
Earth stops dead. Impact events. He’s seen a few of those in his time, and they’ve always been so much worse for him than anyone else - the rest of his solar system is barren enough it doesn’t count, but him, teeming with life and ideas and species. He still remembers when he lost the dinosaurs, in a haze of fire and ash and poison. Woke up centuries later, smaller and fragile. He loved them so much, and still remembers them. It terrifies him to think of such a thing happening again, even to his humans, with all they’ve done to the planet - he loves them too.
And… Jupiter. “I’m so sorry,” he says, blinking through the haze of emotion.
“It’s alright,” smiles Jupiter, and Earth wants to ask how can it possibly be alright? “It’s not exactly an uncommon occurrence. Largest planet in the solar system; I think my mass just attracts things.”
“What?” Earth leaps to his feet. “But - that’s not fair!”
Jupiter cocks his head to the side. “Greatest mass, greatest target. Laws of physics. How is that not fair?”
“Because - because you haven’t done anything wrong!”
Jupiter laughs again. “Oh, right. You and all your lifeforms, and their concepts - fairness, morality, karma.”
“Don’t mock me; they don’t even all have those, anyway,” Earth huffs. “But how can you… Look at that burn, man. And you’re telling me this is nothing?”
Jupiter briefly looks down at the oozing, crusting thing. “Well, what would happen if I wasn’t here, huh?” he asks. “The meteors - or comets, or asteroids, or whatever - would get past me, hit the smaller planets behind. Your best friend Mars… or Venus and Mercury, nuts as they are. Or you.”
Earth gulps. “You shouldn’t have to do this for us,” he says.
Jupiter smiles, before pulling Earth into his embrace. Um. Okay. “It’s alright, Earth. I don’t mind. After all - I’m a gas giant, emphasis on the giant. I can get by, pretty much no matter what happens. Other people are more important. People like you. You’re… special.”
“I’m not,” says Earth. “I’m not special. Just… self-important.”
Jupiter chuckles again. “You’re better than you think you are. You’re alive, Earth, and that’s the most important thing. You have people, ideas, emotions still to share. You have so much to find, so much to see, so much to explore. You’re fragile, and I wouldn’t let you get set back by just any old meteor. You are special, Earth; you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”

“ you’re gonna fly across the universe one day, and to me that is worth a thousand burns.”
And then I actually started to ship it. 
What the hell. 

Tumblr: The only place where we have homoerotic fanfiction about two planets.

omg i ship it. 

better love story than twilight


((Oops my hand slipped.))

dammit tumblr,this is why we can’t show you too the outside world.

I ship that so hard, omg ;A; I legit cried

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