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Iphone, Lawyer, and Tumblr: Breezy Follow @LilBreezyVert3 Please stay safe everyone your rights remember or if you let them in. Tell them to pass the cricket 5:37 PM 91% warrant under the door before you open. REMAIN SILENT CE can use anything you say against you in ngaton case so claim your right Thread y7leatheh am nd t DO NOT SIGN Don't sign anything ICE gives you without talking to an attorney Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump REPORT THE RAID! A badge numbers, number of agents, exactly what happened! Next week ICE will begin the process FIGHT BACK! of removing the milions of illegal aliens who have illicitly found their way into the United States. They will be removed as fast as they come in. de amresto y que te la pasen por debajo de la muerta. GUARDA SILENCIO Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a Si te confrontan agentes de inmigraci贸n, d deh ndsy tg NO FIRMES No firmes nada que te den los agentes de inmigraci贸n iREPORTA LA REDADA! Mexico, using their strong immigration Toma fatos y videos de todos los detales que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo que sucede y ed煤calos sobre sus derechos laws, is doing a very good job of HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA 9:06 PM - 18 Jun 2019 9,314 Retweets 6,260 Likes t9.3K 25 6.3K llcricket 5:37 PM 91% Thread Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Next week ICE will begin the process of removing the millions of illegal aliens who have illicitly found their into the United States. They will be removed as fast as they come in. Mexico, using their strong immigration laws, is doing a very good job of stopping people.. 7:20 PM 6/17/19 Twitter for iPhone 31.8K Retweets 131K Likes Donald J. Trump@realDonal... 22h Tweet your reply WHAT TO DO IF ICE COMES TO YOUR DOOR DO NOT OPEN DOORS ICE cannot come in without a signed warrant or if you let them in. Tell them to pass the warrant under the door before you open. REMAIN SILENT ICE can use anything you say against you in your immigration case so claim your right to remain silent! Say "I plead the fifth amendment and choose to remain silent" DO NOT SIGN Don't sign anything ICE gives you without talking to an attorney. REPORT THE RAID! Report immediately: UWD hotline 1-844-363-1423. Take pictures, video and notes: badge numbers, number of agents, exactly what happened! FIGHT BACK! Get a trustworthy attorney & explore all options to fight your case. If detained, you may be able to get bail -don't give up hope! United We Dream unitedwedream.org/ICEcollaboration EN CASO DE REDADAS QUE PUEDES HACER? NO ABRAS LA PUERTA Preg煤ntale a la migra si tienen una orden de arresto y que te la pasen por debajo de la puerta. GUARDA SILENCIO Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a. Si te confrontan agentes de inmigraci贸n, di: *"Uso mi derecho bajo la quinta enmienda, y tengo el derecho a mantenerme callado/a" NO FIRMES No firmes nada que te den los agentes de inmigraci贸n. iREPORTA LA REDADA! Reporta inmediatamente al 1-844-363-1423. Toma fotos y videos de todos los detalles que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo que sucede y ed煤calos sobre sus derechos. 隆HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA! S铆 inmigraci贸n detiene a un ser querido, busca un abogado de confianza, y haz planes para que alguien cuide a tus hijos. Tu puedes pelear un caso de detenci贸n y tal vez recibir una fianza. United We Drean unitedwedream.org/ICEcollaboration If ICE Agents Show Up At Your Door: Don't open the door, but be calm. You have rights. Ask what they are there for, (and ask for an interpreter if you need one). If they ask to enter, ask if they have a warrant signed by a judge* and if so, ask to see it (through a window or slipped under the door). If they do NOT have a warrant signed by a judge*, you may refuse to let them in. Ask them to leave any information at your door. If they force their way in, don't resist. Tell everyone in the residence to remain silent. If you are arrested, remain silent and do not sign anything until you speak to a lawyer. An ICE administrative warrant (form l-200, I-205) does not allow them to enter your home without your consent. IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS ENFORCEMENT ACLU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS endangered-justice-seeker: PLEASE SHARE THIS USEFUL INFORMATION IT COULD SAVE LIVES
Iphone, Lawyer, and Tumblr: Breezy
 Follow
 @LilBreezyVert3
 Please stay safe everyone
 your rights
 remember
 or if you let them in. Tell them to pass the
 cricket
 5:37 PM
 91%
 warrant under the door before you open.
 REMAIN SILENT
 CE can use anything you say against you in
 ngaton case so claim your right
 Thread
 y7leatheh am nd t
 DO NOT SIGN
 Don't sign anything ICE gives you without
 talking to an attorney
 Donald J. Trump
 @realDonaldTrump
 REPORT THE RAID!
 A
 badge numbers, number of agents, exactly
 what happened!
 Next week ICE will begin the process
 FIGHT BACK!
 of removing the milions of illegal
 aliens who have illicitly found their way
 into the United States. They will be
 removed as fast as they come in.
 de amresto y que te la pasen por debajo
 de la muerta.
 GUARDA SILENCIO
 Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a
 Si te confrontan agentes de inmigraci贸n, d
 deh ndsy tg
 NO FIRMES
 No firmes nada que te den los agentes
 de inmigraci贸n
 iREPORTA LA REDADA!
 Mexico, using their strong immigration
 Toma fatos y videos de todos los detales
 que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo
 que sucede y ed煤calos sobre sus derechos
 laws, is doing a very good job of
 HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA
 9:06 PM - 18 Jun 2019
 9,314 Retweets 6,260 Likes
 t9.3K
 25
 6.3K

 llcricket
 5:37 PM
 91%
 Thread
 Donald J. Trump
 @realDonaldTrump
 Next week ICE will begin the process
 of removing the millions of illegal
 aliens who have illicitly found their
 into the United States. They will be
 removed as fast as they come in.
 Mexico, using their strong immigration
 laws, is doing a very good job of
 stopping people..
 7:20 PM 6/17/19 Twitter for iPhone
 31.8K Retweets 131K Likes
 Donald J. Trump@realDonal... 22h
 Tweet your reply

 WHAT TO DO
 IF ICE COMES TO YOUR DOOR
 DO NOT OPEN DOORS
 ICE cannot come in without a signed warrant
 or if you let them in. Tell them to pass the
 warrant under the door before you open.
 REMAIN SILENT
 ICE can use anything you say against you in
 your immigration case so claim your right
 to remain silent!
 Say "I plead the fifth amendment and choose to remain silent"
 DO NOT SIGN
 Don't sign anything ICE gives you without
 talking to an attorney.
 REPORT THE RAID!
 Report immediately: UWD hotline 1-844-363-1423.
 Take pictures, video and notes:
 badge numbers, number of agents, exactly
 what happened!
 FIGHT BACK!
 Get a trustworthy attorney & explore all
 options to fight your case. If detained, you
 may be able to get bail -don't give up hope!
 United We Dream
 unitedwedream.org/ICEcollaboration

 EN CASO DE REDADAS
 QUE PUEDES HACER?
 NO ABRAS LA PUERTA
 Preg煤ntale a la migra si tienen una orden
 de arresto y que te la pasen por debajo
 de la puerta.
 GUARDA SILENCIO
 Tienes el derecho a permanecer callado/a.
 Si te confrontan agentes de inmigraci贸n, di:
 *"Uso mi derecho bajo la quinta enmienda, y tengo el
 derecho a mantenerme callado/a"
 NO FIRMES
 No firmes nada que te den los agentes
 de inmigraci贸n.
 iREPORTA LA REDADA!
 Reporta inmediatamente al 1-844-363-1423.
 Toma fotos y videos de todos los detalles
 que veas. Dile a tus amigos y vecinos lo
 que sucede y ed煤calos sobre sus derechos.
 隆HAZ UN PLAN Y PELEA!
 S铆 inmigraci贸n detiene a un ser querido, busca un
 abogado de confianza, y haz planes para que
 alguien cuide a tus hijos. Tu puedes pelear un
 caso de detenci贸n y tal vez recibir una fianza.
 United We Drean
 unitedwedream.org/ICEcollaboration

 If ICE Agents Show Up At Your Door:
 Don't open the door, but be calm. You have rights.
 Ask what they are there for, (and ask for an interpreter if you need one).
 If they ask to enter, ask if they have a warrant signed by a judge* and
 if so, ask to see it (through a window or slipped under the door).
 If they do NOT have a warrant signed by a judge*, you may refuse
 to let them in. Ask them to leave any information at your door.
 If they force their way in, don't resist. Tell everyone in the residence
 to remain silent.
 If you are arrested, remain silent and do not sign anything until
 you speak to a lawyer.
 An ICE administrative warrant (form l-200, I-205) does not allow them
 to enter your home without your consent.
 IMMIGRATION AND CUSTOMS
 ENFORCEMENT
 ACLU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS
endangered-justice-seeker:
PLEASE SHARE THIS USEFUL INFORMATION IT COULD SAVE LIVES

endangered-justice-seeker: PLEASE SHARE THIS USEFUL INFORMATION IT COULD SAVE LIVES

Advice, Af, and Bad: hm...buns @coolthottie college really be on some other shit "..and it has to be a minimum of 20 pages." You'll be writing a paper this semester" ft @coolthottie/jadasy ruby-white-rabbit: freddieandersen: inkskinned: HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different): first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare鈥檚 dick is when you鈥檙e talking to your friends, that鈥檚 a good topic. don鈥檛 choose something u don鈥檛 care about, you will Want To Die 鈥渙kay but the only topics are ones i don鈥檛 care about鈥 talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you鈥檙e like聽鈥渉ere鈥檚 a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead鈥 they鈥檙e like聽鈥渟ure lmao i just couldn鈥檛 think of other paper topics to suggest鈥 鈥渢hey said no鈥 cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside聽the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about聽鈥渨hat motivates me? uh food鈥 and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me) the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers聽do know聽you rushed it, we just Don鈥檛 Care bc We鈥檙e Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually聽take the time to do it. this is the actual聽version of聽鈥測ou鈥檙e not in hs anymore鈥 DONT lie to yourself and think聽鈥渋t鈥檚 fine i鈥檒l do it in one day鈥 you will !! 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if you don鈥檛 write it down you will not remember it.聽鈥測es i will鈥 no you won鈥檛 greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good.聽my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn鈥檛 work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg. nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification. 聽meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while聽you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like聽鈥渓ady macbeth is a feminist ICON鈥 then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you鈥檙e reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it if you just write the outline like you鈥檙e keeping notes to yourself you鈥檇 be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it鈥檚 easier to translate聽鈥渢his is why bees are the #bomb鈥 into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech.聽鈥淭he above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.鈥 keep track of your sources + label them. don鈥檛 just write聽鈥(SOURCE)鈥 instead if you鈥檙e using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then聽鈥淔ind+replace鈥 w/the actual source. integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don鈥檛 do this聽but if you鈥檙e running late on it and don鈥檛 have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can聽鈥渦se any鈥 word you want (56). so yeah聽鈥渢here is鈥 a moral question about it but you聽鈥渃an鈥 make up quotes (79, 90). don鈥檛聽鈥渁ctually鈥 do this unless you鈥檙e seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn鈥檛 be, bc u managed ur time, right? running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you鈥檙e like聽鈥渋t needs 2 more hours鈥 okay. but if you鈥檙e like聽鈥渢his is鈥︹︹ not started鈥 email the teacher.聽they鈥檒l be so聽much more receptive the earlier聽you do this in the process. it looks like聽鈥渋鈥檓 genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i鈥檓 worried i won鈥檛鈥 instead of聽鈥渋 started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension鈥. please also just鈥 be honest?聽 鈥渕y teacher won鈥檛 accept late work!鈥 they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like聽鈥渓mao she鈥檚 got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her鈥 鈥渘o he really doesn鈥檛, he doesn鈥檛 care鈥 you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should聽if it鈥檚 something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn鈥檛 bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean. 鈥渘o!!! raquel you鈥檙e not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn鈥檛 take late work!!!!!!!!!鈥 聽okay. yeah that鈥檚 bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you鈥檙e struggling with? is it that your can鈥檛 find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don鈥檛 do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.聽 鈥渋 don鈥檛 even have that!!鈥 did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something聽even if it鈥檚聽鈥渢his is bad.鈥 you can use that.聽use why you didn鈥檛 like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.聽 鈥渋 don鈥檛 have enough sources!!!鈥 go to wikipedia鈥檚 page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.聽 鈥渉ow the fuck聽do i analyze this鈥. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want.聽i鈥檝e talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words 鈥渕y dear鈥. i talked about the possessive聽鈥渕y鈥 and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph. 鈥渋 did all that and it鈥檚 still 3 pages too short鈥 quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer聽鈥渨hat does this mean moving forwards鈥 most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with聽鈥渉ere鈥檚 a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations鈥, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don鈥檛 do that. worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally聽clean. frankly i鈥檝e only done this once and it was terrifying make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit.聽鈥渞aquel鈥.. i can鈥檛 look at it anymore鈥. you鈥檙e not looking @ it, you鈥檙e discovering you wrote聽鈥渂reath鈥 not聽鈥渂reathe鈥 and u need to change it tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas ask about extra credit and do it tbh good luck鈥. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be. do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that鈥檚 my personal form of useless perfectionism. like, you can tell your friend all about what you鈥檙e planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight? make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages) credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it鈥檚 due? TURN IT IN. It鈥檚 better than a zero if the teacher won鈥檛 work with you on an extension or late work
Advice, Af, and Bad: hm...buns
 @coolthottie
 college really be on some other shit
 "..and it has to be a
 minimum of 20
 pages."
 You'll be writing a
 paper this semester"
 ft
 @coolthottie/jadasy
ruby-white-rabbit:

freddieandersen:
inkskinned:

HOW TO WRITE 20 PAGES (from one girl w/mental illness 2 the rest of u, but please keep in mind all of this is just personal Stuff That Worked for me n u might be different):
first of all, and probably most importantly, make that paper about something you actually give a shit about. if you can write an essay on how long shakespeare鈥檚 dick is when you鈥檙e talking to your friends, that鈥檚 a good topic. don鈥檛 choose something u don鈥檛 care about, you will Want To Die
鈥渙kay but the only topics are ones i don鈥檛 care about鈥 talk 2 ur teacher 99% of the time if you鈥檙e like聽鈥渉ere鈥檚 a well-thought-out thesis can i talk about this instead鈥 they鈥檙e like聽鈥渟ure lmao i just couldn鈥檛 think of other paper topics to suggest鈥
鈥渢hey said no鈥 cool find the one u hate the least and try to tie it into something u like. for example i really hated this stupid paper i had to write about a stupid book so i ended up writing about the food inside聽the book and whether or not it was a historically accurate depiction of food. turns out i fucking love talking about food. i also remade some of the old recipes and brought them in as part of the presentation of my project and people went fuckken nuts bc BREAD. basically i thought about聽鈥渨hat motivates me? uh food鈥 and followed that. it was a 45-page book about bread and i looked like a really good student when really i just love bread (somewhere, oprah smiles over me)
the 20-pagers are the ones you Actually Cannot Do the night before. i know we all got real fuckken cocky back in hs when we learned how to do 5 pages in one night w/out trying too hard but 1. as a teacher now i can tell u for sure that teachers聽do know聽you rushed it, we just Don鈥檛 Care bc We鈥檙e Not Paid Enough and 2. twenty pages is not the same thing. you need to actually聽take the time to do it. this is the actual聽version of聽鈥測ou鈥檙e not in hs anymore鈥 DONT lie to yourself and think聽鈥渋t鈥檚 fine i鈥檒l do it in one day鈥 you will !! Regret it!!!!聽
鈥渞aquel. raquel. listen to me. do you actually believe i鈥檓 capable of time management. raquel i have depression i barely manage to exist.鈥 same. but the truth is that when i started like?? actually聽following the rules of timelines and taking my time etc it actually really helps mental illness. you don鈥檛 feel pressured all the time by a deadline, so your anxiety chills a little bit. small progress being acceptable means that on depression days, you don鈥檛 have to worry you鈥檙e fucking it all up. when it鈥檚 15 minutes every day (even if it鈥檚 only 1 word a day) it feels a lot better.
ask the teacher what timeline they鈥檇 recommend. they actually Know.

always聽ask if it鈥檚 informal or formal (if you can use聽鈥淚鈥 statements or not). informal essays can rely on personal feelings and are so聽much easier and trust me if you find out on the day it鈥檚 due that you could have written 12 pages about your feelings instead of 12 pages of research, you will Be Very Upset
i lie to myself all the time and move the deadline up. i write it in my agenda as at least 2 days before it鈥檚 due. surprise!!! i tricked u, self!!! you can鈥檛 procrastinate!!聽
agendas/planners need to be what actually works聽for you. i liked to prioritize w/colors + keep lists. i really love crossing things off聽lists. it鈥檚 like鈥 a balm. for me, i usually say i have to finish the first 2 things, start the 3rd thing, and聽鈥渢ouch鈥 at least half the list. if i finish the whole list i get a prize. also i get to cross off everything which is so satisfying i鈥檓 sure it鈥檚 someone鈥檚 idea of a rush. there鈥檚 so many聽鈥渉ow to鈥 documents on these that i won鈥檛 get into it but frankly?? if you don鈥檛 write it down you will not remember it.聽鈥測es i will鈥 no you won鈥檛 greg. just do it. write it down. write it where u can see it. not there, greg. greg, somewhere good.聽my friend is smart af and uses a post-it on her laptop. that doesn鈥檛 work for me bc i can just? use my hand to cover the anxiety? so choose somewhere good greg.
nervous system, skeleton, meat, skin. nervous system is the thesis. skeleton is quotes/data. meat is the analysis of that data. skin is the fancy transitions + beautification. 聽meat goes on both sides of bone, and skin goes all around. nervous system has to touch everything. do what your teachers have been begging u to do since 3rd grade and start w/an outline. do this while聽you read/research. i usually have a starter thesis like聽鈥渓ady macbeth is a feminist ICON鈥 then take the quotes i think fit. but if while you鈥檙e reading u realize u wanna talk about the use of feminine language and how shakespeare parallels daintiness w/sharpness, u still have a bunch of quotes you can use or not use. this works also w/research papers. just pull what u think is something u wanna talk about. copy-paste it but leave a link to where u got it. then put a bullet point under that says roughly why u mention it
if you just write the outline like you鈥檙e keeping notes to yourself you鈥檇 be amazed how quickly you write the essay bc we get stuck in academic language but it鈥檚 easier to translate聽鈥渢his is why bees are the #bomb鈥 into a paragraph. i mean you just rewrite your notes to yourself in academic speech.聽鈥淭he above passage illustrates the growing necessity of pollinators such as bees in an agricultural environment.鈥
keep track of your sources + label them. don鈥檛 just write聽鈥(SOURCE)鈥 instead if you鈥檙e using multiple sources use the lazygirl way which is (SA1) or whatever shorthand u have for each source. then when you need to finish your sources you go to your little source document, find the one labelled SA1 and then聽鈥淔ind+replace鈥 w/the actual source.
integrate quotes so it reads w/clarity which means don鈥檛 do this聽but if you鈥檙e running late on it and don鈥檛 have time to look up the quote u want to fit this situation, technically you can聽鈥渦se any鈥 word you want (56). so yeah聽鈥渢here is鈥 a moral question about it but you聽鈥渃an鈥 make up quotes (79, 90). don鈥檛聽鈥渁ctually鈥 do this unless you鈥檙e seriously in a crunch. which u shouldn鈥檛 be, bc u managed ur time, right?
running late part 2 (which again would never happen bc you followed my advice and made a little time table for yourself but anyway if it does somehow magically happen) i really recommend using school computers to do your work. ur surrounded by people who will hold u accountable + u will focus
running late pt3 on the day of it being due, around 5 PM, be honest w/yourself and see where you are. if you鈥檙e like聽鈥渋t needs 2 more hours鈥 okay. but if you鈥檙e like聽鈥渢his is鈥︹︹ not started鈥 email the teacher.聽they鈥檒l be so聽much more receptive the earlier聽you do this in the process. it looks like聽鈥渋鈥檓 genuinely struggling and i hope to finish this on time but i鈥檓 worried i won鈥檛鈥 instead of聽鈥渋 started this at 11:58PM and am asking for an extension鈥. please also just鈥 be honest?聽
鈥渕y teacher won鈥檛 accept late work!鈥 they all say that, he probably will, particularly if you have a note from the school therapist being like聽鈥渓mao she鈥檚 got so many mental illnesses idek how to help her鈥
鈥渘o he really doesn鈥檛, he doesn鈥檛 care鈥 you can file for disability if you have mental illness, and, in fact, you should聽if it鈥檚 something that often stops you from completing work on time. i didn鈥檛 bc i found that it just let me procrastinate for a longer time, but having that on file means you can go to the dean.
鈥渘o!!! raquel you鈥檙e not listening i have 2 pages and he doesn鈥檛 take late work!!!!!!!!!鈥 聽okay. yeah that鈥檚 bad. but nerves, skeleton, meat, skin. what is it that you鈥檙e struggling with? is it that your can鈥檛 find any quotes to back up your thesis? impossible, tbh, you need to be more willing to purposefully misuse quotes (don鈥檛 do that). but the better option is to just change the thesis.聽
鈥渋 don鈥檛 even have that!!鈥 did you. do the reading? if you even just watched the movie, you probably have an opinion on something聽even if it鈥檚聽鈥渢his is bad.鈥 you can use that.聽use why you didn鈥檛 like it to write a hate-fueled examination on how whiny the main character is and why u think the author is trying to point out how miserable cis white boys are to deal with.聽
鈥渋 don鈥檛 have enough sources!!!鈥 go to wikipedia鈥檚 page about it and look @ the sources. try to like actually read some if you have time but frankly in a hurry a student (me) might be compelled to just slap the source in there.聽
鈥渉ow the fuck聽do i analyze this鈥. u know how ppl agonize over why an actor breathed in a scene. melt into that kind of thinking. you can literally force the words to mean whatever you want.聽i鈥檝e talked about word choice so specific that i based a 12-page essay on three separate uses of the words 鈥渕y dear鈥. i talked about the possessive聽鈥渕y鈥 and how it developed for like 5 of those pages. and always repeat the thesis like a million times. after every analysis you should talk about how it links to the thesis. that is like a free 3 sentences every paragraph.
鈥渋 did all that and it鈥檚 still 3 pages too short鈥 quick ways to Beef Him Up: definitions are great in research papers + essays bc you can talk about either word choice or like the definition of every process used in getting the data. also make the conclusion hella informative (it should answer聽鈥渨hat does this mean moving forwards鈥 most of the time, tie it into modern life or into the past). thicken ur intro with聽鈥渉ere鈥檚 a quote from this guy about it and what he personally felt about acid-base titrations鈥, use a paragraph to talk about the history of the data/book, use a paragraph to talk about the modern reception of the data/book. also look for where you can use two words instead of one even tho like grammatically don鈥檛 do that.
worst comes to worst, brevity is the soul of wit. most teachers prefer concise over rambling and all over the place. if you choose to scoot under the page limit, tho, your writing etc needs to be exceptionally聽clean. frankly i鈥檝e only done this once and it was terrifying
make computer read it aloud 2 u before u submit.聽鈥渞aquel鈥.. i can鈥檛 look at it anymore鈥. you鈥檙e not looking @ it, you鈥檙e discovering you wrote聽鈥渂reath鈥 not聽鈥渂reathe鈥 and u need to change it
tutoring centers exist, i worked in one, and this is how i know they actually Help and have Good Ideas
ask about extra credit and do it tbh
good luck鈥. breathe. and remember u are astronomically more important than a grade could ever be.


do you have trouble writing words on paper but you know what you want to say? because that鈥檚 my personal form of useless perfectionism. 
like, you can tell your friend all about what you鈥檙e planning on writing, and talk about it for like 20 minutes straight?
make notes for imaginary slides for an imaginary presentation on the topic
oops you have an outline now! your imaginary slides? paragraphs (or if ur paper is long af, each imaginary bullet point is a paragraph and each imaginary slide is a couple pages)
credit for this tip goes to my therapist. thanks amy. u solved paper writing for me and at least seven of my friends


Partial credit is better than no credit at all. Only have 5 pages the day it鈥檚 due? TURN IT IN. It鈥檚 better than a zero if the teacher won鈥檛 work with you on an extension or late work

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Animals, Food, and Fucking: Banana - before and after Carrot-before and after Watermelon- before and after sprachtraeume: angryfishtrap: wordnerdworld: march27thoughts: cubern: thespectacularspider-girl: jiggly-jello-squid: art-angelsz: nunyabizni: trashcanbees: asapscience: Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.聽 Source We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO鈥檚, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that. Bananas looked like lemons wtf Isn鈥檛 this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs? Yes. 聽But people talk about how GMO鈥檚 are聽鈥渦nnatural鈥, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves. GMO鈥檚 are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably. People hear聽鈥淟ettuce being modified with scorpion DNA鈥 and think that we鈥檙e now eating scorpions. 聽But, in reality, they鈥檙e taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. 聽Why? 聽So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment. GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food. GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. 聽Why? So we can splice web production into the goat鈥檚 udders. 聽We鈥檒l be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel. I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren鈥檛 giant tomato abominations The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science. ^This. The problem isn鈥檛 the science, it鈥檚 what capitalism does with that science. this should be in the largest letters we鈥檝e got, plastered everywhere until it gets through people鈥檚 heads: The problem isn鈥檛 the science, it鈥檚 what capitalism does with that science. Did you just say spider goats? He said spider goats. Did you all read him talking about spider goats or am I hallucinating
Animals, Food, and Fucking: Banana - before and after
 Carrot-before and after
 Watermelon- before and after
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angryfishtrap:


wordnerdworld:

march27thoughts:

cubern:

thespectacularspider-girl:

jiggly-jello-squid:

art-angelsz:

nunyabizni:


trashcanbees:

asapscience:

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention.聽
Source


We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO鈥檚, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.


Bananas looked like lemons wtf


Isn鈥檛 this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes. 聽But people talk about how GMO鈥檚 are聽鈥渦nnatural鈥, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.
GMO鈥檚 are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.
People hear聽鈥淟ettuce being modified with scorpion DNA鈥 and think that we鈥檙e now eating scorpions. 聽But, in reality, they鈥檙e taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant. 聽Why? 聽So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.
GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.
GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids. 聽Why? So we can splice web production into the goat鈥檚 udders. 聽We鈥檒l be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren鈥檛 giant tomato abominations


The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science.

^This.
The problem isn鈥檛 the science, it鈥檚 what capitalism does with that science.

this should be in the largest letters we鈥檝e got, plastered everywhere until it gets through people鈥檚 heads:
The problem isn鈥檛 the science, it鈥檚 what capitalism does with that science.


Did you just say spider goats? He said spider goats. Did you all read him talking about spider goats or am I hallucinating

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Apparently, Bad, and Children: the "police officers risk their lives to protect us" starter pack Savannah Danielle lol who knew there was something wrong with actually having a car, a nice house and a clean put together family who lives in a safe community while spending your hard earned money on paying your bills rather then expensive sneakers and supporting the authorities of the neighborhood you take pride in Like Reply 11 minutes ago living-for-fiction: unbossed: theflowerfish: saaavx0h: jaime-foxxx: OKAY BUT SOME OFFICERS ACTUALLY DO RISK THEIR FUCKING LIVES. It鈥檚 cute how tumblr users are liike聽鈥渁hhh not all _____ people鈥 but when it鈥檚 cops, they鈥檙e all awful apparently. Good god.聽 yes they do and it鈥檚 a shame some people don鈥檛 recognize or appreciate that! Cops who don鈥檛 check and report explicitly bad cops are not good cops. The culture of the blue wall of silence logically makes it so that cops are inherently bad, not good. The good cops who do report their constituents get labeled as rats and get harassed by other cops for snitching or even lose their jobs. The police are nothing more than a glorified gang. Come live in the communities that the police continuously harass, brutalize, and murder then let me know how you feel. Come hang in Philly for a minute, get a taste of how it feels to have the cops hold a magnifying glass over you. Ask my friend who got shot while delivering pizza in Southwest Philly by plainclothes officers who never identified themselves how it felt to have a bullet removed from his face. Or head to Camden where the cops don鈥檛 even respond to calls in these communities, and if they do they just show up to beat and arrest the people there. Go to Washington Heights in NYC where they stop and frisk mostly black and Latino men, even though almost 90% of those searches end up with nothing (stats available on NYPD website). Imagine a world where you get stopped and harassed by the police because of where you live or how you look, regardless of whether you鈥檙e innocent or not. Then tell me how much you just loooooove the police. Y'all don鈥檛 see shit over that white picket fence of yours, do you? The聽鈥済ood cop鈥 going by the book will use violence to evict a homeless family from their car if they鈥檙e parked illegally. The 鈥済ood cop鈥 going by the book will use violence to arrest them, tearing the children from their parents, if they try to sleep in a foreclosed home left empty by the bank as a tax write-off. The聽鈥済ood cop鈥 going by the book will use violence to keep that family from eating food that grocery stores and restaurants throw away in their locked dumpsters. The聽鈥済ood cop鈥 going by the book will use violence to enforce even the most unjust law. And badge lickers will always try to justify the injustice. For the people who missed the point, this post doesn鈥檛 say that cops never risk their lives - it鈥檚 inviting you to take a good long look at the characteristics of the people they DO protect and risk their lives for, and note that there is a huge disparity in how cops treat people based on race, socioeconomic status, etc. Also I love it when people use 鈥渃oppin鈥 is DANGEROUS鈥 to handwave the numerous civil rights violations cops are routinely guilty of in the process of 鈥渏ust following orders鈥. Plenty of jobs are dangerous. Plenty of jobs are more dangerous than being a cop. But cops seem to be the main ones stomping around demanding endless respect and unquestioning obedience just because their 鈥渏ob is dangerous鈥.
Apparently, Bad, and Children: the "police officers risk their lives to
 protect us" starter pack

 Savannah Danielle lol who knew there was something wrong with actually
 having a car, a nice house and a clean put together family who lives in a
 safe community while spending your hard earned money on paying your
 bills rather then expensive sneakers and supporting the authorities of the
 neighborhood you take pride in
 Like Reply 11 minutes ago
living-for-fiction:
unbossed:


theflowerfish:

saaavx0h:

jaime-foxxx:

OKAY BUT SOME OFFICERS ACTUALLY DO RISK THEIR FUCKING LIVES.
It鈥檚 cute how tumblr users are liike聽鈥渁hhh not all _____ people鈥 but when it鈥檚 cops, they鈥檙e all awful apparently. Good god.聽

yes they do and it鈥檚 a shame some people don鈥檛 recognize or appreciate that!

Cops who don鈥檛 check and report explicitly bad cops are not good cops. The culture of the blue wall of silence logically makes it so that cops are inherently bad, not good. The good cops who do report their constituents get labeled as rats and get harassed by other cops for snitching or even lose their jobs. The police are nothing more than a glorified gang.
Come live in the communities that the police continuously harass, brutalize, and murder then let me know how you feel. 
Come hang in Philly for a minute, get a taste of how it feels to have the cops hold a magnifying glass over you. Ask my friend who got shot while delivering pizza in Southwest Philly by plainclothes officers who never identified themselves how it felt to have a bullet removed from his face.
Or head to Camden where the cops don鈥檛 even respond to calls in these communities, and if they do they just show up to beat and arrest the people there.
Go to Washington Heights in NYC where they stop and frisk mostly black and Latino men, even though almost 90% of those searches end up with nothing (stats available on NYPD website). Imagine a world where you get stopped and harassed by the police because of where you live or how you look, regardless of whether you鈥檙e innocent or not. Then tell me how much you just loooooove the police.
Y'all don鈥檛 see shit over that white picket fence of yours, do you?


The聽鈥済ood cop鈥 going by the book will use violence to evict a homeless family from their car if they鈥檙e parked illegally. The 鈥済ood cop鈥 going by the book will use violence to arrest them, tearing the children from their parents, if they try to sleep in a foreclosed home left empty by the bank as a tax write-off. The聽鈥済ood cop鈥 going by the book will use violence to keep that family from eating food that grocery stores and restaurants throw away in their locked dumpsters.
The聽鈥済ood cop鈥 going by the book will use violence to enforce even the most unjust law. And badge lickers will always try to justify the injustice.


For the people who missed the point, this post doesn鈥檛 say that cops never risk their lives - it鈥檚 inviting you to take a good long look at the characteristics of the people they DO protect and risk their lives for, and note that there is a huge disparity in how cops treat people based on race, socioeconomic status, etc.
Also I love it when people use 鈥渃oppin鈥 is DANGEROUS鈥 to handwave the numerous civil rights violations cops are routinely guilty of in the process of 鈥渏ust following orders鈥. Plenty of jobs are dangerous. Plenty of jobs are more dangerous than being a cop. But cops seem to be the main ones stomping around demanding endless respect and unquestioning obedience just because their 鈥渏ob is dangerous鈥.

living-for-fiction: unbossed: theflowerfish: saaavx0h: jaime-foxxx: OKAY BUT SOME OFFICERS ACTUALLY DO RISK THEIR FUCKING LIVES. It鈥檚 c...