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Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story. xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy xxx: You're gonna love this ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time" xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those I found this on an old Git account
Apparently, Bitch, and Dude: Hacker Scripts
 Based on a true story.
 xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know
 that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything
 requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.
 xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy
 xxx: You're gonna love this
 ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons
 from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server
 after 9pm with his login
 xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help"
 trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database
 to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time"
 xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna
 work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive
 sessions on the server at 8:45am
 xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to
 our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and
 running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits
 another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from
 the dudes desk.
 xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those
I found this on an old Git account

I found this on an old Git account

Arthur, Chelsea, and Come Over: Nic Sampson @NicSampson A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go FOR HAVING SEX SHUFFLE PLAY Download Girl EXPLICIT The Internet, KAYTRANADA Ego Death Let's Get It Started The Black Eyed Peas . Let's Get It Started Come Over Here Joshua Ticsay Rhythm and Greens Lie Down EXPLICIT James Arthur James Arthur (Deluxe) On My Bed My Revolver. My Revolver Take Off Your Dress Clifton Chenier Bogalusa Boogie Wait NoMBe. Wait Girl The Internet Devices Available Home Browse Search Radio Your Library FOR HAVING SEX SHUFFLE PLAY What's That Sound The Beatangers Get Up Everybody EP In the Wardrobe Trip Inside Me Open One of the Doors I Heard An Owl Carrie Newcomer The Gathering Of Spirits Oh Shit! Eptic, FuntCase. Rampage She Keeps Bees Eight Houses Attacking Me The Sharpee's . Strangers Scratching and Screaming Chelsea Grin Self Inflicted (Deluxe Edition) Swooping Matthew O'Nei Cabinamaneous Girl The Internet ) Devices Available Home Browse Search Radio Your Library FOR HAVING SEX SHUFFLE PLAY Clawing My Skull the Stupid Stupid Henchmen . Carbombs Are Cool Get Out Fly My Pretties The Return of Fly My Pretties Oh Shit!! EXPLICIT Injury Reserve Floss More Jess Best Kid Agairn Owls SwuM . Runway Everywhere Michelle Branch . The Spirit Room (U.S. Version) EXPLICIT Kendrick Lamar. Disturbed Achtung Samurai We Are. The Nest Girl The Internet Devices Available Home Browse Search Radio Your Library FOR HAVING SEX SHUFFLE PLAY Save Yourself, l'll Hold Them Back EXPLICIT My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Hooting & Howling Wild Beasts Two Dancers Owls. Shadows. Tears. Epik High [e]motion Screams Blue Oyster Cult Blue Oyster Cult Then Brad Paisley American Saturday Night Nothing The Script . Science & Faith Nothing but the Rain Carcer City Infinite // Unknown and EXPLICIT EDEN. i think you think too much of me Owl Hoots and Insects at Night Girl. The Internet ) Devices Available Home Browse Search Radio Your Library
Arthur, Chelsea, and Come Over: Nic Sampson
 @NicSampson
 A lot of people have been asking about
 my infamous playlist for having sex so
 here you go

 FOR HAVING SEX
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 Download
 Girl
 EXPLICIT The Internet, KAYTRANADA Ego Death
 Let's Get It Started
 The Black Eyed Peas . Let's Get It Started
 Come Over Here
 Joshua Ticsay Rhythm and Greens
 Lie Down
 EXPLICIT James Arthur James Arthur (Deluxe)
 On My Bed
 My Revolver. My Revolver
 Take Off Your Dress
 Clifton Chenier Bogalusa Boogie
 Wait
 NoMBe. Wait
 Girl The Internet
 Devices Available
 Home
 Browse
 Search
 Radio
 Your Library

 FOR HAVING SEX
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 What's That Sound
 The Beatangers Get Up Everybody EP
 In the Wardrobe
 Trip Inside Me Open One of the Doors
 I Heard An Owl
 Carrie Newcomer The Gathering Of Spirits
 Oh Shit!
 Eptic, FuntCase. Rampage
 She Keeps Bees Eight Houses
 Attacking Me
 The Sharpee's . Strangers
 Scratching and Screaming
 Chelsea Grin Self Inflicted (Deluxe Edition)
 Swooping
 Matthew O'Nei Cabinamaneous
 Girl The Internet
 ) Devices Available
 Home
 Browse
 Search
 Radio
 Your Library

 FOR HAVING SEX
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 Clawing My Skull
 the Stupid Stupid Henchmen . Carbombs Are Cool
 Get Out
 Fly My Pretties The Return of Fly My Pretties
 Oh Shit!!
 EXPLICIT Injury Reserve Floss
 More
 Jess Best Kid Agairn
 Owls
 SwuM . Runway
 Everywhere
 Michelle Branch . The Spirit Room (U.S. Version)
 EXPLICIT Kendrick Lamar.
 Disturbed
 Achtung Samurai We Are.
 The Nest
 Girl The Internet
 Devices Available
 Home
 Browse
 Search
 Radio
 Your Library

 FOR HAVING SEX
 SHUFFLE PLAY
 Save Yourself, l'll Hold Them Back
 EXPLICIT My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True
 Hooting & Howling
 Wild Beasts Two Dancers
 Owls. Shadows. Tears.
 Epik High [e]motion
 Screams
 Blue Oyster Cult Blue Oyster Cult
 Then
 Brad Paisley American Saturday Night
 Nothing
 The Script . Science & Faith
 Nothing but the Rain
 Carcer City Infinite // Unknown
 and
 EXPLICIT EDEN. i think you think too much of me
 Owl Hoots and Insects at Night
 Girl. The Internet
 ) Devices Available
 Home
 Browse
 Search
 Radio
 Your Library
Gif, Target, and Tumblr: lesbiansassemble: iuwans: dejavu394: lucindasaxon: #who is the man and who is the myth #we just don’t know did he even have a script he is the script
Gif, Target, and Tumblr: lesbiansassemble:

iuwans:

dejavu394:

lucindasaxon:

#who is the man and who is the myth #we just don’t know

did he even have a script


he is the script

lesbiansassemble: iuwans: dejavu394: lucindasaxon: #who is the man and who is the myth #we just don’t know did he even have a script ...