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The Zoo [OC]

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weltenwellen: Fernando Pessoa, A Little Larger Than the Entire Universe: Selected Poems

the the: THE The HilI HILL @thehill 9-year-old boy pays off entire school lunch debt for his class after saving his allowance melissa byrne @mcbyrne No. Just no. Give this boy back his money and make school lunch free. This is not a heartwarming story. Little kids should not be cleaning up the messes made by selfish adults.

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Bone Shaking Juice

the the: Me winning fake arguments in the The shampoo shower bottles 123RF 123RF Sham poo

Sham poo

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THE NFL PLAYOFFS ARE SET https://t.co/LXYxLBkXYq

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Me irl

the the: The free version is terrible (but only in t... 6h ago memequeen123 I'll go onto Spotify mobile and say "can I listen to a song please" and they go "no, you can only shuffle a playlist or an album" so I go "oooooooookaaaay" and shuffle an album with songs I like on it and then I come back and ask "what's this song that's not on the album I'm listening to?" And they go "we added a bunch of suggested tracks to the album, because we hate you, now get these six skips per hour that aren't enough skip through them, go fetch" and I go "ooooooookaaaaay" and then I go to settings and ask "can I turn of suggested tracks please" and the go "nooooooooo!" And I go "I just wanted to listen to a song, you let me do that when I use Spotify on a computer" and they go "yeah, we just decided to mess up the mobile version for no reason" so then I go the the Spotify help website which is an oxymoron and I go "can you get rid of suggested tracks please" and they go "noo0oo, I fact we're gonna frame you for murder and you gonna go to jail for thirty years" and I go "why are you doing this to me?" And they go " because we're Spotify mobile and life is a f*cking nightmare!" memesforages: .

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the the: softmealbread: Contemplating the future in the the back of your pickup

softmealbread: Contemplating the future in the the back of your pickup

the the: annehathawillannehathaway: “are you wearing the-” “the chanel boots? yeah i am”

annehathawillannehathaway: “are you wearing the-” “the chanel boots? yeah i am”

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The baddest of the the bad

the the: If you remove the first letter of Empty, it's pronounced the same way, if you remove the last letter, it's still the same and even if you go on to remove the the first, third and last last letters, You'll still be left with 'MT And if you remove every letter it still empty. Ig pun bible Mind blown

Mind blown

the the: DON'T YOU THINK THE THE HUMAN TORCH MIGHT OF HIS IS ONE OF OUR BE A LITTULE MOST POTENT WEAPONS TOO YOUNG FOR SUCH A MECHANICAL SKILL DANGEROUS IN FACT ILL GIVE MISSION, MR FANTASTIC Wно, HIM? DONT LET HIS AGE FOOL YOU, SIR THAT FLAME -- AS WELL AS HIS YOu A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION! YOU TELL IM, BIG DADDY why-i-love-comics: Johnny canonically calling Reed “Big Daddy” Fantastic Four #12 - “The Incredible Hulk” (1963)written by Stan Leeart by Jack Kirby, Dick Ayers, & Stan Goldberg

why-i-love-comics: Johnny canonically calling Reed “Big Daddy” Fantastic Four #12 - “The Incredible Hulk” (1963)written by Stan Leeart by...

the the: THE The Hill HILL @thehill Follow Minnesota school district apologizes after video shows workers throwing away hot lunches for students with outstanding debt hill.cm/JtM7yaY Ch te 11:34 AM - 13 Nov 2019 1,555 Retweets 3,284 Likes the milk man (aka wooly bully) Follow @tgscott666 The fact that would literally throw it away in front of the kids instead of giving it to them says so much. Capitalism isn't about efficient distribution of resources. It's about those with resources controlling the humanity of those who do not. The Hill@thehill Minnesota school district apologizes after video shows workers throwing away hot lunches for students with outstanding debt hill.cm/JtM7yaY 12:25 PM - 13 Nov 2019 51,746 Retweets 148,473 Likes gahdamnpunk: They are only sorry cause they got caught 😕

gahdamnpunk: They are only sorry cause they got caught 😕

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land-of-maps: this helps a lot

the the: bæJ @AJ_Jeremiah my high school library put up a picture of me reading a book to a llama, but little do they know it was the The Communist Manifesto NANTIS Warera You picture made it into the library for reading rodeo Oh my god 10:33 AM 10 Apr 19 Twitter for iPhone ifunny.co

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joannanoelle:some twitter requests

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Improvise. Adapt. Square. https://t.co/pQYPmqMI79

the the: A Blue Whale's Vagina is so big and deep that 5-6 Men can easily lay down in it, making it the the World's next biggest pussy after Blizzard but money is important eh

but money is important eh

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the the: nabyss: relentlesslygayy: lilanth: shrapnel-to-the-heart: sheriffpanda: giaguscross: babyanimalgifs: oh my god You look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t important That jaguar is so tall compared to the ocelot. So cute! @oreo-pie I need to know if these cats are being sold into the the pet trade or not Nope! These little kitties are from black jaguar white tiger foundation, a big cat rescue and sanctuary, and the man in the video is Eduardo Serio. He regularly gets orphaned cubs and cubs rescued from the pet trade, when the zoos don’t have enough room. He doesn’t normally socialize with them like this but the margay and jaguar cubs here had already imprinted on humans and can no longer survive in the wild, so he’s been raising them OHHHHHH CUTIES….

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Dying is good, right?

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Dying is good, right? by mijuzz7 MORE MEMES

the the: When I was younger, I believed that geeks were naturally inclined to be enpathetic because of our shared history of being bulied P U But as I've gotten older I've realized that geeks can be just as mean (if not more-so), than the people who originally bulied the.. THE FEMINIST AGENDA IN CoMIcs ..and for many of these geeks, they would rather continue to live as if they rather than let anyone new into their world were being persecuted, EBOT'S CLUB (M.$JM NO Gials Alowed! keetoiMEN ONL Maybe that's why they're often so susceptible to hateful rhetoric Your isolation isn't your fault, It's because of those fake geek girls! adobsonartworks: I remember the resistance to “casuals” in video games. I remember the hysteria over “fake geek girls” entering fandoms. I remember Gamergate and Comicsgate. Some of the most toxic backlashes in recent years have stemmed from nerd and geek culture. As a nerd/geek, that severely disappoints me… We can do better.

adobsonartworks: I remember the resistance to “casuals” in video games. I remember the hysteria over “fake geek girls” entering fandoms....

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the the: idontcareforgob: officialaarrusvakarian we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what's up. Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank Here's the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security's routine. It would escape and be back between the guards round. An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he cimbed up Over the rim and squirted water at it to short it. noctopuses, man.

the the: Urbanhymnal @urbanhymnal Who knew the the most taxing part of being an adult is trying to figure out what the fuck to have for dinner every goddamn night until you die Meirl

Meirl

the the: Urbanhymnal @urbanhymnal Who knew the the most taxing part of being an adult is trying to figure out what the fuck to have for dinner every goddamn night until you die Meirl by TeflusAxet MORE MEMES

Meirl by TeflusAxet MORE MEMES

the the: aRARE daddysbuterfly: pomegranateandivy: canisfamiliaris: gamzees-hole: razzretina: sarahsellaphix: officialgarrusvakarian: we-are-star-stuff: zerostatereflex: An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside. Octopuses are going to kill us all someday I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up. Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round. My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story. Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank. I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself! Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them. 😳😳😳

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the the: Red @redgermz Saw this on Facebook and sent it to my brother, who is a pharmacist. Unsa man na b 10:29 AM Paracetamol OMG pseudonymsobriquet: klubbhead: halcyonjester: xmagnet-o: cfluffiness: Someone in facebook also posted this too Omg Mediglyphics This shit’s infuriating Oh, this is a type of shorthand! There are 3 main types, but from my research, this looks to be American Gregg Shorthand. As you can see, there are set symbols for every letter. Let’s break one of the words down: Using the Gregg Alphabet as reference, we can see most of the letters in “atrophied” are present. But why no “o” vowel, and why is “ph” written as “f”? Simple. In shorthand, you cut out all vowels in a word when writing it down, with the exception of words that BEGIN or END with a vowel (hence the “a” at the start being present), or like in the “i” in “atrophied”, to make it more readable when the sound could be harder to distinguish if it isn’t written. In “atrophied” if the the “i” isn’t written, it could be hard to tell if the writer meant a “fud”, “fad”, “fod” or “fid” sound, for example. Also, since Shorthand is a phonetic writing system, you are encouraged to write down the phonetic sounds of words rather than the actual letter blends - in this case, write an “f” instead of a “ph”. So in actuality, these aren’t just meaningless scribbles - it’s Gregg Shorthand, a writing system developed to take down notes more quickly than when written out in full, which is very useful in a medical or journalistic environment. Some people can even write over 100 words in a minute! And, it’s been in use since John Robert Gregg invented it in 1888! Wow! So old! Isn’t language amazing~? Ya tenéis traductor.

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Sorry Tom

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Sorry Tom

the the: Urbanhymnal @urbanhymnal ASS Who knew the the most taxing part of being an adult is trying to figure out what the fuck to have for dinner every goddamn night until you die

the the: Urbanhymnal @urbanhymnal ASS Who knew the the most taxing part of being an adult is trying to figure out what the fuck to have for dinner every goddamn night until you die 5:47 PM 2019-08-14 Twitter for iPhone from twitter.com/urbanhymnal

from twitter.com/urbanhymnal

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the the: undercover-underdog For those of you who don't know, I work at an anarchist co-op coffee shop Apparently, all the Chicano/Cholo boys in my neighborhood have caught on the the fact that I sneak food and stuff to all the little punk kids and homeless kids at the coffee shop. There are three in particular who call me Mom. Not Mami, not Ma, Mom The rest refer to me as "Miss" They've decided to always have one of the three of them there with me on my night shifts. (Especially after they witnessed the last bad shift where I had to kick a bunch of tweakers out. Said tweakers lit my fucking bulletin board on fire.) Tonight, one of the boys actually charged up a crackhead who wouldn't get out when I told him to leave. About an hour later, I was emptying bus tubs when that same lovely boy walked in and wetted a wash rag. I asked what he was doing and he told me not to worry. So, I went about my business, doing dishes, bussing the main dining tables, etc. I'd left a broom in the smoking room and a fresh trash bag in the bathroom for once I was done with the dishes When I walked out, everything was spotless and the trash had been replaced. He'd wiped all my tables, swept, mopped, and emptied all the ash trays He'd also picked the lock on the bathroom so his friend could take out the trash for me. (Which I'm not sure whether I should scold him for. Haha) They snuck around and did my closing shift duties to thank me for keeping them warm and fed. I'm fucking crying. spaffy-jimble Kindness begets kindness. orc-lady-unabi Picking a lock so you can take out trash for someone who's nice to you is the most chaotic good thing i've ever heard. <3 Source: undercover-underdog 100,519 notes Jul 19th, 2018 https://t.co/QszXk3PkGS

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💚 Zoe Saldana 💙

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the the: THE The Met MET @metmuseum This morning we welcomed Michelangelo, one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (@TMNT) at The Met. Our celebrity guest came to see the work of an artist who happens to share his name. #MetMichelangelo MICHELANGELO RAFTSMAN& Chicken Farmer-san @chicknfarmersan amidrunk or is everyone seeing this? CThe Met O @metmuseum This morning we welcomed Michelangelo, one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (@TMNT) at The Met. Our celebrity guest came to see the work of an artist who happens to share his name. CHELANGELO DIVINE RAFTSMAN& DESIGNER

the the: Red @redgermz Saw this on Facebook and sent it to my brother, who is a pharmacist. Unsa man na b 10:29 AM Paracetamol OMG celticpyro: mami-kouga0: r4cs0: pseudonymsobriquet: klubbhead: halcyonjester: xmagnet-o: cfluffiness: Someone in facebook also posted this too Omg Mediglyphics This shit’s infuriating Oh, this is a type of shorthand! There are 3 main types, but from my research, this looks to be American Gregg Shorthand. As you can see, there are set symbols for every letter. Let’s break one of the words down: Using the Gregg Alphabet as reference, we can see most of the letters in “atrophied” are present. But why no “o” vowel, and why is “ph” written as “f”? Simple. In shorthand, you cut out all vowels in a word when writing it down, with the exception of words that BEGIN or END with a vowel (hence the “a” at the start being present), or like in the “i” in “atrophied”, to make it more readable when the sound could be harder to distinguish if it isn’t written. In “atrophied” if the the “i” isn’t written, it could be hard to tell if the writer meant a “fud”, “fad”, “fod” or “fid” sound, for example. Also, since Shorthand is a phonetic writing system, you are encouraged to write down the phonetic sounds of words rather than the actual letter blends - in this case, write an “f” instead of a “ph”. So in actuality, these aren’t just meaningless scribbles - it’s Gregg Shorthand, a writing system developed to take down notes more quickly than when written out in full, which is very useful in a medical or journalistic environment. Some people can even write over 100 words in a minute! And, it’s been in use since John Robert Gregg invented it in 1888! Wow! So old! Isn’t language amazing~? I S2G if I actually have to learn this shit later… I can’t believe doctors have their own secret Doctor Glyphs like some secret circle of witchcraft. o_o

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