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Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a physical and he go to grab ya balls bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, itโ€™s the worst. Lemme set the scene for yโ€™all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride Iโ€™m thinking: โ€œWow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.โ€ Luckily and sadly that wasnโ€™t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so Iโ€™m like, โ€œAy no homo.โ€ โ€œHuh?โ€ He goes. โ€œI just had to say that before we begin.โ€ They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, โ€œMom, if youโ€™d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.โ€ So now Iโ€™m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasnโ€™t the case. So Iโ€™m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, Iโ€™m not exaggerating ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงข . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. โ€œHi!โ€ she says. โ€œGo ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.โ€ So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. โ€œThose too.โ€ She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like itโ€™s a fucking bowl of popcorn. โ€œLook right and cough for me.โ€ I tried to cough but I whimpered instead ๐Ÿ’€ i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku
Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you at the doctor gettin a
 physical and he go to grab ya balls
bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, itโ€™s the worst. Lemme set the scene for yโ€™all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing football every weekend after school. My team was the Vikings and our quarterback was some ass, so we were a pretty good representation of the NFL team. Anyway I needed to submit a physical before practices began. So my mom swerve up to a doctors to get a physical. Whole time during the car ride Iโ€™m thinking: โ€œWow, some random ass nigga is gon fondle my ballsack.โ€ Luckily and sadly that wasnโ€™t the case. So I get called in to go next and we walk back to the doctors room. The doctor inside the room is a 30 year old white dude so Iโ€™m like, โ€œAy no homo.โ€ โ€œHuh?โ€ He goes. โ€œI just had to say that before we begin.โ€ They do the standard heart beat and ear checks and shit right. Then all of sudden the doctor says, โ€œMom, if youโ€™d like to step out, another doctor will be in to do the rest.โ€ So now Iโ€™m hyperventilating like fucking spongebob cause I thought ol dude was the one who was gon fondle me word to my uncle. But nah that wasnโ€™t the case. So Iโ€™m sitting in the room by myself waiting for this other doctor to come in when the door opens. Ight so when I say this bitch was a pornstar in the making, Iโ€™m not exaggerating ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงข . Her face was a 9 and her body an 11 word to George Bush. And her fucking white coat was open just enough to see her cleavage word to sedimentary rocks. โ€œHi!โ€ she says. โ€œGo ahead and drop your pants for me and we can begin.โ€ So me being me, I drop my pants and stand there in my underwear like a dumbass. She laughs at me and my ears get hot. โ€œThose too.โ€ She said. So slowly I drop my shit right, and now she gets on her knees in front of me. BOYYYYYYYY do you know how difficult it is to make your dick soft again when it hard? So she puts on gloves and grabs my nuts like itโ€™s a fucking bowl of popcorn. โ€œLook right and cough for me.โ€ I tried to cough but I whimpered instead ๐Ÿ’€ i was focusing so hard on NOT being hard. It was like my dick was a metalloid. Anyway she released her grip and I finally started breathing again. I pulled my pants up so fucking fast. Anyway moral of the story is, Naruto is stronger than Goku

bruh if you get a physical and your doctor is a female, itโ€™s the worst. Lemme set the scene for yโ€™all. 5th grade, a young nigga is playing f...

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Rp @JustinoMora1: "Mood all day today and every day since the Cheeto's election! ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฏ . The haters will say we need to "have respect for the man in the White House" - well, if I didn't have any respect for Trump years ago, there's no way in hell I'm going to have respect for him now. I'm an undocumented-DACA recipient from Mexico and I say to the haters and racists: I have no respect for you or your Cheeto! So I'll tag @icegov for you so you don't waste your time. . Let's not forget how Trump started his campaign for the presidency: in 2015, he held a press conference to attack undocumented immigrants and label Mexicans as "drug dealers, criminals, and rapists". Trump knows no boundaries when it comes to attacking oppressed minorities including the LGBTQ community, women, Muslims, the disabled, and our Black brothers and sisters. Trump deserves absolutely no respect from any decent person! No white supremacist, narcissist, sexist, criminal, and demagogue deserves my respect. Trump has used the powers of the White House to inflict immeasurable harm to my community, women, people of color, and other marginalized communities. Trump will never have my respect and on this PresidentsDay, I wish him the worst day of his life! NotMyPresident HereToStay cleanDreamAct SaveTPS DreamAct DreamActNow UndocumentedAndUnafraid

Rp @JustinoMora1: "Mood all day today and every day since the Cheeto's election! ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ฏ . The haters will say we need to "have respect for the ...

Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd wears a bow tie everywhere because it makes people less intimidated and afraid of him. @DrSmashlove Reddit u/tricksy_trixie Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with yโ€™all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv yโ€™all sexy. Iโ€™m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me thatโ€™s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! Thatโ€™s why women get successful and ppl be like โ€œwow Susan is a bishโ€ NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! โ€œDavid if you donโ€™t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.โ€ I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? โ€œWow smash what a childhood that explains why youโ€™re like this no wonder.โ€ Ok first of all ...... YES ASF ๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all could judge my mama all u want to but u canโ€™t have 1-on-1 convoโ€™s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All Iโ€™m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all Iโ€™m saying is for u ladies who are like โ€œMY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THISโ€...donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚. As Tupac said, โ€œYou are appreciated โ˜บ๏ธโ€. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout โ€œcan I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy โ˜บ๏ธโ€ I told u I ainโ€™t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคซ) BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd
 wears a bow tie everywhere because it
 makes people less intimidated and afraid
 of him.
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/tricksy_trixie
Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with yโ€™all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv yโ€™all sexy. Iโ€™m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me thatโ€™s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! Thatโ€™s why women get successful and ppl be like โ€œwow Susan is a bishโ€ NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! โ€œDavid if you donโ€™t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.โ€ I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? โ€œWow smash what a childhood that explains why youโ€™re like this no wonder.โ€ Ok first of all ...... YES ASF ๐Ÿ˜‚. Yโ€™all could judge my mama all u want to but u canโ€™t have 1-on-1 convoโ€™s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All Iโ€™m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all Iโ€™m saying is for u ladies who are like โ€œMY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THISโ€...donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚. As Tupac said, โ€œYou are appreciated โ˜บ๏ธโ€. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout โ€œcan I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy โ˜บ๏ธโ€ I told u I ainโ€™t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคซ) BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with yโ€™all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv yโ€™all sexy. ...