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The Zombie Apocalypse: just waiting for the zombie apocalypse, followed by a meteor and a super volcano by valsagan MORE MEMES
The Zombie Apocalypse: just waiting for the zombie apocalypse, followed by a meteor and a super volcano by valsagan
MORE MEMES

just waiting for the zombie apocalypse, followed by a meteor and a super volcano by valsagan MORE MEMES

The Zombie Apocalypse: This is how you survive, in style the zombie apocalypse.
The Zombie Apocalypse: This is how you survive, in style the zombie apocalypse.

This is how you survive, in style the zombie apocalypse.

The Zombie Apocalypse: Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array ofent that could equipment that could neatly control the situation "But we can't build walls to contain them!" 75 Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they're in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can't move them. Plus they're nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols. "But we don't have easy ways to kill them!" Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot. No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass. A lot of large farming equipment can destroy Want to guess what it'd do to a decaying human bady? It's not pretty Now I know what you're thinking. Merely lattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn't enough How about a tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat? OM NOM NOM NOM. "But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can't stop!" BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don't hawe a chance and neither does a zombie. But that's not good enough!" NOW it's time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one. Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after. Country folk can survive The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse
The Zombie Apocalypse: Zombie apocalypses are
 curiously lacking a large
 array ofent that could
 equipment that could
 neatly control the
 situation
 "But we can't build walls to contain them!"
 75
 Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously
 common. And see those holes on the bottom?
 Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when
 empty they're in the tons. If you had some
 warning you could string these things end to
 end for miles and human bodies can't move
 them. Plus they're nice and wide so you can
 comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
 "But we don't have
 easy ways to kill them!"
 Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
 No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable.
 Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively
 zombie proof, especially if you spend like an
 hour to protect the glass.
 A lot of large farming equipment can destroy
 Want to guess what it'd do to a decaying
 human bady? It's not pretty
 Now I know what you're thinking. Merely
 lattening them with common construction
 equipment or farming gear isn't enough
 How about a
 tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to
 bottom in nothing flat?
 OM NOM NOM NOM.
 "But we need ways to move a lot of people that
 zombies can't stop!"
 BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don't hawe
 a chance and neither does a zombie.
 But that's not good enough!"
 NOW it's time to call our friend the military
 because this ride stops for no one.
 Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies
 are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared
 people with heavy equipment licenses could
 clear an entire street of zombies AND
 powerwash it after.
 Country folk can survive
The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse

The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse

The Zombie Apocalypse: Uh-oh, a robot just passed the self-awareness test By Duncan Geere 13 hours ago World of tech And probably two others SHARES 3.6K ASIM0 HONDA portmanteau-bot: suspicious-robot: donottouchmychicken: lasagnacat: nefepants: gallowsfoo: grindrella: spacedrinks: HOLY SHIT THIS IS HUGE i don’t know why everyone is so obsessed with the zombie apocalypse when the robot war is a real and looming threat fooexe Good news Your world is becoming real Basically they got three robots, told them that two of them were given “dumbing pills”, and they asked one which pill it was given. The robot of course wasn’t sure if it had or hadn’t yet and said “I don’t know”, but after it looked at the other silent robots (who were actually unable to speak from the start), it realized that its fully functional, and then was finally able to say “I know now.” It can assess itself and its behavior in relation to other robots and people. It can make that differentiation between “me” and “I”, and understand that it is an individual. People are shrugging this off, but this is a similar self-awareness test to how people put mirrors in front of animals to see if it treats the reflection like another animal or treat it like a reflection. we’re all gonna die yep ROBOT FRIENDS!!!! robot + friends = robiends.Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1I like you all, squishy, hairless monkeys. (^·^) | PayPal | Patreon
The Zombie Apocalypse: Uh-oh, a robot just passed the
 self-awareness test
 By Duncan Geere 13 hours ago World of tech
 And probably two others
 SHARES 3.6K
 ASIM0
 HONDA
portmanteau-bot:

suspicious-robot:

donottouchmychicken:

lasagnacat:

nefepants:

gallowsfoo:

grindrella:

spacedrinks:

HOLY SHIT THIS IS HUGE

i don’t know why everyone is so obsessed with the zombie apocalypse when the robot war is a real and looming threat

fooexe
Good news
Your world is becoming real

Basically they got three robots, told them that two of them were given “dumbing pills”, and they asked one which pill it was given.
The robot of course wasn’t sure if it had or hadn’t yet and said “I don’t know”, but after it looked at the other silent robots (who were actually unable to speak from the start), it realized that its fully functional, and then was finally able to say “I know now.”
It can assess itself and its behavior in relation to other robots and people. It can make that differentiation between “me” and “I”, and understand that it is an individual.
People are shrugging this off, but this is a similar self-awareness test to how people put mirrors in front of animals to see if it treats the reflection like another animal or treat it like a reflection.

we’re all gonna die

yep


ROBOT FRIENDS!!!! 

robot + friends = robiends.Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1I like you all, squishy, hairless monkeys. (^·^) | PayPal | Patreon

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