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Smell, Good, and Women: NOT SURE IF OLD WOMEN ACTUALLY
THINK THEIR PERFUME AURA SMELLS GOOD
rC
OR IF THEY USED IT SO MUCH
THAT THEY CANT SMELL IT ANYMORE
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Seriously, it often smells like they just bath in perfume every day.
![Smell, Good, and Women: NOT SURE IF OLD WOMEN ACTUALLY
THINK THEIR PERFUME AURA SMELLS GOOD
rC
OR IF THEY USED IT SO MUCH
THAT THEY CANT SMELL IT ANYMORE
imgflip.com
Seriously, it often smells like they just bath in perfume every day.]()
Seriously, it often smells like they just bath in perfume every day.
![DeAndre Jordan, Work, and Jordan: B R
"THEY PUT
DEANDRE JORDAN
ON ME, THEY PUT
RUDY] GOBERT,
THEY PUT JOEL
[EMBIID], THEY PUT
JARRETT ALLEN
THEY JUST KEEP
DOING THAT S--T,
BUT IT DOESN'T
WORK."
GIANNIS ANTETOKOUNMPO
ON HIS PLAY AGAINST CENTERS
H/T THE ATHLETIC
Giannis is unstoppable 😤](https://pics.me.me/b-r-they-put-deandre-jordan-on-me-they-put-47413351.png)
America, Socialism, and Bigotry: @realJennaEllis
bigotry
intolerance
socialism
big government
The Radical Democrats don't care about our GREAT country. They just want to resist and obstruct our America First agenda!
![America, Socialism, and Bigotry: @realJennaEllis
bigotry
intolerance
socialism
big government
The Radical Democrats don't care about our GREAT country. They just want to resist and obstruct our America First agenda!]()
The Radical Democrats don't care about our GREAT country. They just want to resist and obstruct our America First agenda!
Dad, Say It, and Restaurant: middle-aged dad sees someone he
knows at a restaurant*
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
"so they just let anyone in here now?
haha hey man"
Dog namit you did it again rick!
![Dad, Say It, and Restaurant: middle-aged dad sees someone he
knows at a restaurant*
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
"so they just let anyone in here now?
haha hey man"
Dog namit you did it again rick!]()
Dog namit you did it again rick!
Memes, 🤖, and Mine: REPUBLICANS DON'T HAVE
A HEALTHCARE PLAN
THEY JUST HATE MINE
OCCUPY
DEMOCRATS
Exactly!
Follow Occupy Democrats for more!
![Memes, 🤖, and Mine: REPUBLICANS DON'T HAVE
A HEALTHCARE PLAN
THEY JUST HATE MINE
OCCUPY
DEMOCRATS
Exactly!
Follow Occupy Democrats for more!]()
Exactly! Follow Occupy Democrats for more!
Batman, Old Man, and Scare: Hl
JEEZ!
SORRY
SOMETIMES
I FORGET HOw
DARKNESS AND
LIGHT AFFECT
THE HUMAN
JUST SORRY
TO SCARE YOU.
WHAT, UM, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE,
SUPERMAN?
you
KNOW, I'M
VERY PERPLEXED
ABOUT THE RASH
OF BUILDING
FIRES...
UNDE
BRO GHT SOMEONE
WHO MIGHT HELP SHINE
A LITTLE LIGHT ON THE
INVESTIGATION FOR
애
!#S!@!
OKAY, I SCARED HER
BY ACCIDENT
YOU DID
THAT ON
PURPOSE.BATMAN.
꼬ㅆ
YOU JUST
COULDN'T HAVE
HER NOT--
HOW MANY
FIRES?
violetren:
windofderange:
officialloislane:
They’re both,,, 12 years old.
Man of Steel #3
Is this why no one on the Justice League realizes Shazam is actually an 11 year old boy? Like, they just assume everyone acts that way?
That might be the best explanation for it that I’ve seen
![Batman, Old Man, and Scare: Hl
JEEZ!
SORRY
SOMETIMES
I FORGET HOw
DARKNESS AND
LIGHT AFFECT
THE HUMAN
JUST SORRY
TO SCARE YOU.
WHAT, UM, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE,
SUPERMAN?
you
KNOW, I'M
VERY PERPLEXED
ABOUT THE RASH
OF BUILDING
FIRES...
UNDE
BRO GHT SOMEONE
WHO MIGHT HELP SHINE
A LITTLE LIGHT ON THE
INVESTIGATION FOR
애
!#S!@!
OKAY, I SCARED HER
BY ACCIDENT
YOU DID
THAT ON
PURPOSE.BATMAN.
꼬ㅆ
YOU JUST
COULDN'T HAVE
HER NOT--
HOW MANY
FIRES?
violetren:
windofderange:
officialloislane:
They’re both,,, 12 years old.
Man of Steel #3
Is this why no one on the Justice League realizes Shazam is actually an 11 year old boy? Like, they just assume everyone acts that way?
That might be the best explanation for it that I’ve seen]()
nsfw
violetren: windofderange: officialloislane: They’re both,,, 12 years old. Man of Steel #3 Is this why no one on the Justice League reali...
Bad, Church, and Family: Men
Women
en
men
are
ike
spaghetti
like
Wal
MEN ARE LIKE WAFFLES
WOMEN ARE LIKE SPAGHETTI
kyraneko:
curlicuecal:
bloodmancer:
i never want context
Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.
Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:
Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!
….. :|
Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.
Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.
![Bad, Church, and Family: Men
Women
en
men
are
ike
spaghetti
like
Wal
MEN ARE LIKE WAFFLES
WOMEN ARE LIKE SPAGHETTI
kyraneko:
curlicuecal:
bloodmancer:
i never want context
Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has never let this joke die.
Okay, here’s the stupid gender essentialist metaphor:
Women are like spaghetti because their thoughts noodle all over the place. Men are like waffles because there thoughts are in boxes. Men aren’t bad listeners, they just can’t keep up with a conversation when women are noodling topics so fast and they have to keep switching boxes. Also, when a woman asks a man what he’s thinking and he says “nothing” women just don’t understand that some of a man’s boxes literally have nothing in them, haha!
….. :|
Anyway, if you think me and my brothers and my mom don’t constantly give each other sad, tragic faces and say “I’m sorry, my waffle box is empty today” and “noodle faster!” and “you are failing at being a waffle” and “I can’t be clearer, I am a plate of spaghetti” pretty much indiscriminately in all directions all the time…. you would be wrong.
Occasionally the context of a Dadaist post makes it even better.]()
kyraneko: curlicuecal: bloodmancer: i never want context Oh my god, they sprang this on us in our old church years ago, and my family has...
Dad, Tumblr, and Blog: Propane JaneTM
@docrocktex26
Following
Insulin Has Become Unaffordable. Patients
Are Dying In Their Efforts To Ration Doses
Insulin Has Become Unaffordable. Patients Are Dying In.
Find our buildout from this hour, featuring a partial
SANOFItanscription, here With Meghna Chakrabarti Six million
ANE
TLE
Americans rely on insulin to survive. Many
tpr.org
9:31 PM 6 Mar 2019
im bird s0oN FE
@SomeEgrets
Follow
When my dad was visiting... think The
Netherlands, he forgot his insulin at
home. All he had to do was see a doc
real quick so they could sort out his
prescription, and they just gave it to him
For free.
He doesn't even live there.
It's medical CEOs that are killing people.
Propane Jane™ @docrocktex26
Insulin Has Become Unaffordable. Patients Are Dying In Their Efforts To
Ration Doses tinyurl.com/y4k5wfod
7:35 AM 12 Mar 2019
9,932 Retweets 27,590 Likes ,
niggazinmoscow:
I’m sure Americans could probably fly to Europe once every 6 months,
pick up a travel supply of insulin there, and then go home for cheaper
than buying insulin in the US.
![Dad, Tumblr, and Blog: Propane JaneTM
@docrocktex26
Following
Insulin Has Become Unaffordable. Patients
Are Dying In Their Efforts To Ration Doses
Insulin Has Become Unaffordable. Patients Are Dying In.
Find our buildout from this hour, featuring a partial
SANOFItanscription, here With Meghna Chakrabarti Six million
ANE
TLE
Americans rely on insulin to survive. Many
tpr.org
9:31 PM 6 Mar 2019
im bird s0oN FE
@SomeEgrets
Follow
When my dad was visiting... think The
Netherlands, he forgot his insulin at
home. All he had to do was see a doc
real quick so they could sort out his
prescription, and they just gave it to him
For free.
He doesn't even live there.
It's medical CEOs that are killing people.
Propane Jane™ @docrocktex26
Insulin Has Become Unaffordable. Patients Are Dying In Their Efforts To
Ration Doses tinyurl.com/y4k5wfod
7:35 AM 12 Mar 2019
9,932 Retweets 27,590 Likes ,
niggazinmoscow:
I’m sure Americans could probably fly to Europe once every 6 months,
pick up a travel supply of insulin there, and then go home for cheaper
than buying insulin in the US.]()
niggazinmoscow: I’m sure Americans could probably fly to Europe once every 6 months, pick up a travel supply of insulin there, and then go...
Dank, Life, and Work: peach
@paigelokkesmoe
I've learned in my 27 years of life that
you cannot send 2 questions to a man
in the same text message, or separate
messages before receiving a reply to
the first one. You will only get an
answer to one of your questions.
Simple creatures. Slow down for them.
You can literally say "What time are you off work? Do you wanna go get dinner after? Or just eat at home?"
And they just reply "7" 🤷🏻♀️
By paigelokkesmoe | TW
![Dank, Life, and Work: peach
@paigelokkesmoe
I've learned in my 27 years of life that
you cannot send 2 questions to a man
in the same text message, or separate
messages before receiving a reply to
the first one. You will only get an
answer to one of your questions.
Simple creatures. Slow down for them.
You can literally say "What time are you off work? Do you wanna go get dinner after? Or just eat at home?"
And they just reply "7" 🤷🏻♀️
By paigelokkesmoe | TW]()
You can literally say "What time are you off work? Do you wanna go get dinner after? Or just eat at home?" And they just reply "7" 🤷🏻♀️ By...
God, Memes, and Shit: Niggaz Be WILIN
@NiggazWILIN
Do y'all think bugs are born know
ing they can walk up walls and
shit or do they just accidentally do
it one day and go "yoooo0o00"
God wants to:
Know your location
Allow
Wait what, I can walk side-up-down? via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2CerD29
![God, Memes, and Shit: Niggaz Be WILIN
@NiggazWILIN
Do y'all think bugs are born know
ing they can walk up walls and
shit or do they just accidentally do
it one day and go "yoooo0o00"
God wants to:
Know your location
Allow
Wait what, I can walk side-up-down? via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2CerD29]()
Wait what, I can walk side-up-down? via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2CerD29
Dank, God, and Memes: Niggaz Be WILIN
@NiggazWILIN
Do y'all think bugs are born know
ing they can walk up walls and
shit or do they just accidentally do
it one day and go "yoooo0o00"
God wants to:
Know your location
Allow
Wait what, I can walk side-up-down? by Wine-Dine_69
MORE MEMES
![Dank, God, and Memes: Niggaz Be WILIN
@NiggazWILIN
Do y'all think bugs are born know
ing they can walk up walls and
shit or do they just accidentally do
it one day and go "yoooo0o00"
God wants to:
Know your location
Allow
Wait what, I can walk side-up-down? by Wine-Dine_69
MORE MEMES]()
Wait what, I can walk side-up-down? by Wine-Dine_69 MORE MEMES
Blackpeopletwitter, God, and Shit: Niggaz Be WILIN
@NiggazWILIN
Do y'all think bugs are born know
ing they can walk up walls and
shit or do they just accidentally do
it one day and go "yoooooo00"
God wants to:
Know your location
Allow
when you see a off-brand species that can only walk on the floor 😂 (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
![Blackpeopletwitter, God, and Shit: Niggaz Be WILIN
@NiggazWILIN
Do y'all think bugs are born know
ing they can walk up walls and
shit or do they just accidentally do
it one day and go "yoooooo00"
God wants to:
Know your location
Allow
when you see a off-brand species that can only walk on the floor 😂 (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)]()
when you see a off-brand species that can only walk on the floor 😂 (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)
Dank, God, and Memes: Niggaz Be WILIN
@NiggazWILIN
Do y'all think bugs are born know
ing they can walk up walls and
shit or do they just accidentally do
it one day and go "yoooooo00"
God wants to:
Know your location
Allow
when you see a off-brand species that can only walk on the floor 😂 by draganbendersucks
MORE MEMES
![Dank, God, and Memes: Niggaz Be WILIN
@NiggazWILIN
Do y'all think bugs are born know
ing they can walk up walls and
shit or do they just accidentally do
it one day and go "yoooooo00"
God wants to:
Know your location
Allow
when you see a off-brand species that can only walk on the floor 😂 by draganbendersucks
MORE MEMES]()
when you see a off-brand species that can only walk on the floor 😂 by draganbendersucks MORE MEMES
