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John Lennon, Memes, and 🤖: When I was 5 years old,
 my mother always told me
 that happiness was the key
 to life. When I went to
 school, they asked me
 what I wanted to be when
 I grew up. I wrote down
 happy They told me I didnt
 understand the
 assignment, and I told them
 they didn't understand life
 John Lennon
Wise words☝

Wise words☝

Memes, Hospital, and Marines: Resolved Question
 Show me another
 A U.S. Marine punched me in the head, knocking
 me out, after i touched his medals, Can I file a
 lawsuit?
 I was at the K Mart, and saw a Marine, l called him a baby killer. He ignored me. So
 then
 touched his medals and said, You get these for killing babies. I spit on him.
 Next thing i know
 i was on the ground unconscious the next minute.
 I did not think he would have the guts to hit me in public, the K Mart, in a public
 place. The store was empty. Maybe if it was more crowded, he wouldnt have done
 anything.
 I thought they cant freaking hit you if they are in uniform?
 1 awoke 10 minutes later in an ambulance. They told me at the hospital, he hit me like
 5 and 6 times, after i was out cold. Ihave 2 missing teeth, and a swollen nose, and
 swollen eyes and 2 bruises on my head. My hospital bill is over $10,000, including
 ambulance ride. Can l file a lawsuit against the military, to get them to pay my
 hospital bills?
 Plus I missed 3 weeks of work, lost over $1200 in work pay.
 Also, they dropped the charges against this guy? How can I re-press them against
 him?
 l think he should have charged civily and criminally, I had no clue a uniform man
 would attack somebody in public place.
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Reminds me of my challenge posted 👉👉 DoYouHaveTheBallsToDoit - -

Reminds me of my challenge posted 👉👉 DoYouHaveTheBallsToDoit - -

Memes, Little Brother, and 🤖: My little brothers password in a
 naruto website is
 inkakashi hinata,sasuke,itachi
 and d ask why, he said g they
 told me to use 4 characters
 Naruto funny moments
 ko
Welp nice

Welp nice

Memes, 🤖, and Player: THEY TOLD ME I WOULD WALK WITH THE BEST PLAYER IN
 THE WORLD
 THIS ISN TBENDTNER
 rnakeamerne, ara
Haha xD

Haha xD

Drake, Kardashians, and Memes: They told me I can become anything
 So I become a DJ
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Ironic, Pop, and 2015: Just when Ithought 2016 couldn't get
 any worse
 The new version of Bubble Wrap
 doesn't pop
 By Jason Hahn
 July 4, 2015 6:39 AM
This morning I went to put seeds for the birds outside and I found a kitten that was like dying of cold in my backyard. (It had fell in my neighbor's pool and had been in the snow for many hours until I found it) It was so sad like, at first its mom wouldn't let me take it so she almost bit me but I took him anyways and took care of him for 2 hours until the animal shelter would open. I took it there and they told me it might not survive but if it does my parents might accept to adopt her i'm so happy

This morning I went to put seeds for the birds outside and I found a kitten that was like dying of cold in my backyard. (It had fell in my n...

Memes, 🤖, and Tank: they told me i could be anything
 So I became a tank
Funny, Memes, and Tbt: "They told me that to make her
 fall in love, I had to make her
 laugh. But everytime she laughs
 I'm the one who falls in love."
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Apparently, Club, and Memes: Plane Carrying Brazilian Soccer Club
 Crashes in Colombia, Leaving 76
 Dead
 @balleralert
 CAIXA
 CAIN
Plane Carrying Brazilian Soccer Club Crashes in Colombia, Leaving 76 Dead – blogged by @MsJennyb Earlier this morning (November 29) a chartered airplane carrying 81 passengers, including 22 players and staff members of Brazil’s Chapecoense soccer club, crashed in Rionegro, Colombia, leaving 76 dead. Initially, six people survived the crash and were taken to a local hospital for treatment, however, a source has confirmed that one has died at the hospital. Among the five remaining survivors are three Chapecoense players. Apparently, the team was set to play the first leg of its Copa Sudamericana final, which is the second biggest international club competition in South America, on Wednesday, before the tragedy occurred. “The dream is over,” the chairman of the club’s board said. “Yesterday morning I was saying goodbye to them, they told me they were going in search of the dream, to make this dream a reality. And we, very excitedly, shared this dream with them. But the dream was over this morning,” he said. The cause of the crash is still under investigation, however, according to The New York Times, the plane had reported electrical problems before going down.

Plane Carrying Brazilian Soccer Club Crashes in Colombia, Leaving 76 Dead – blogged by @MsJennyb Earlier this morning (November 29) a charte...

John Lennon, Memes, and Goodvibes: When I was 5 years old, my
 mother always told me that
 happiness was the key to life.
 When I went to school, they asked
 me what I wanted to be when I
 grew up. I wrote down 'happy!
 They told me I didn't understand
 the assignment, and told them
 they didn't understand life.
 John Lennon
Via @positiveheadspace 👈😊 awakespiritual perspective thinkpositive goodvibes behappy

Via @positiveheadspace 👈😊 awakespiritual perspective thinkpositive goodvibes behappy

Memes, Camera, and 🤖: And they told me catdog wasn't real
i need to hire someone to professionally clean out my camera roll

i need to hire someone to professionally clean out my camera roll

Bloods, Crips, and Definitely: 7 hrs.
 They told me i couldn't donate plasma just because
 I'm in a wheelchair
 d 1 other
 13 Comments
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 Must prefer the bloods over the crips
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Definition of a Win