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    Bad, Future, and Goals: DO YOUR-FUTURE SELF
 A FAVOR AND WORK
 ARD NOW
Who you are in the future depends on what you do today. Here are a few vital things you can do today that your future self will thank you for. Take this checklist and do each step thoroughly. Your life will line up like magic. ✔️Invest in yourself! We spend so much time investing in relationships and this is a good thing. But we cannot forget that investment in ourselves is as important. Take some time now. Start investing on bettering yourself to become a better person, it will attract even better thing to your life. ✔️Decide what your values are and live them every day. A person who has a strong set of beliefs and values is a happy and strong person. A person who does not have a clearly defined set of beliefs and values is tossed about in life like a tiny ship on an angry ocean. There is nothing certain to a person like this except the fact that he will be at the mercy of others ✔️Measure your successes by your own definition of “success” Everywhere we are bombarded with images of “success” we are told we are successful if we are thin, rich and have power. Well guess what? There are many people with all of those things and most of those people are completely miserable. ✔️Seek forward progress on the path to your goals. Realize that some goals may take years and others, a lifetime. Keep track of your forward progress and give yourself rewards for making it a little further on your path. ✔️Don’t stop learning. Learning is the best thing you can do to improve your current and future life! Learn a new skill, language, something! ✔️Create good habits. Good habits are the key to all success. Bad habits are the unlocked door to failure. ✔️Understand that wherever you are, you can always make a new start. It is never too late and things are never too far gone. What you have done in the past is in the past and your future is what you make it. All you have to do is plot your course and go! - Good luck! - future success millionairementor
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bad, Future, and Goals: DO YOUR-FUTURE SELF
 A FAVOR AND WORK
 ARD NOW
Who you are in the future depends on what you do today. Here are a few vital things you can do today that your future self will thank you for. Take this checklist and do each step thoroughly. Your life will line up like magic. ✔️Invest in yourself! We spend so much time investing in relationships and this is a good thing. But we cannot forget that investment in ourselves is as important. Take some time now. Start investing on bettering yourself to become a better person, it will attract even better thing to your life. ✔️Decide what your values are and live them every day. A person who has a strong set of beliefs and values is a happy and strong person. A person who does not have a clearly defined set of beliefs and values is tossed about in life like a tiny ship on an angry ocean. There is nothing certain to a person like this except the fact that he will be at the mercy of others ✔️Measure your successes by your own definition of “success” Everywhere we are bombarded with images of “success” we are told we are successful if we are thin, rich and have power. Well guess what? There are many people with all of those things and most of those people are completely miserable. ✔️Seek forward progress on the path to your goals. Realize that some goals may take years and others, a lifetime. Keep track of your forward progress and give yourself rewards for making it a little further on your path. ✔️Don’t stop learning. Learning is the best thing you can do to improve your current and future life! Learn a new skill, language, something! ✔️Create good habits. Good habits are the key to all success. Bad habits are the unlocked door to failure. ✔️Understand that wherever you are, you can always make a new start. It is never too late and things are never too far gone. What you have done in the past is in the past and your future is what you make it. All you have to do is plot your course and go! - Good luck! - future success millionairementor
                
            

            
            
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    Africa, Memes, and Traffic: al vio a thin Line betwem culture and betants between 39
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 ly in that winnowina besket. who had gohe to the meeting
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 trus stodent unions around It will eradicate traffmc jama nounce a 0s fee inerease for
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 The annoancetnent was met hls office so they can have their
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 There is a lot we can
 learn from witchcraft.
 Ike how they witches
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 tanding wool4 thea te hired
 ar lectured
 fly in that winnowing
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 across the bordet, prvesing
 them permanent residenoe per f
 mits 1 spolkue to Gilbs otinister
 of Horee aftairs Maluai Gicaba)
 and he acreed to isioe witches
 from outside Sooth Atrica with
 learn that skill. It will
 eradicate traffic jams
 and everyone will just
 get in their basket and
 I heard Malawi and Timbatrwe
 have an impressive collection
 of witcher We are boping they
 fly. It also n.eans wo
 fuel anymore
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 Applications is said to be hitde
Tag someone that would graduate with a first class in this course 😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Africa, Memes, and Traffic: al vio a thin Line betwem culture and betants between 39
 n
 axt
 and
 woenen
 For mle, I
 In casten Democrae R What sbhould be done to sters othet's aliies and viole
 mtreched in outaral practos ions alow hskct forceto
 ha Perhags what men eed to
 ane relietous penpee ivwolving mand p
 said thut societies and aatho
 the
 somen woears rewarvh abel sgpnt to ing Afriea, the American
 oUniversities in South Africa to
 The South African Minis
 and Training, Btade Na
 masde bas announced vlan
 introduce Bsc Witchcraft
 te bave witchorafh inchuded ta from witcheraft, lke hira tbey from the packed auditoriam
 ly in that winnowina besket. who had gohe to the meeting
 Spraking to representatives Imastoe it we learn that akill, hoping the minister would an
 trus stodent unions around It will eradicate traffmc jama nounce a 0s fee inerease for
 closing on the 3o0th of Septra.
 ber at mitoicht, after whsch
 be curriculum from 2018
 n appodnind pne will
 duct intervie's There cr
 reatly is an opening for to
 wltches
 the countrx the minister an and veryone will ast zet in the comiag year
 sounced the shecking move their basket and ty It also The unpeurbed mintster
 and ureed fature university mes e will not be import alio inviednned witches
 retives to consider takine ing fuel anymore Blate said. to make an appointment with
 The annoancetnent was met hls office so they can have their
 There it a lot we can lears with boos and botte throws kts tested and those ous
 There is a lot we can
 learn from witchcraft.
 Ike how they witches
 basket. Imagine if e
 tanding wool4 thea te hired
 ar lectured
 fly in that winnowing
 Ite also invited witches from
 across the bordet, prvesing
 them permanent residenoe per f
 mits 1 spolkue to Gilbs otinister
 of Horee aftairs Maluai Gicaba)
 and he acreed to isioe witches
 from outside Sooth Atrica with
 learn that skill. It will
 eradicate traffic jams
 and everyone will just
 get in their basket and
 I heard Malawi and Timbatrwe
 have an impressive collection
 of witcher We are boping they
 fly. It also n.eans wo
 fuel anymore
 will not be importing
 wilt heed the call".be added.de
 Applications is said to be hitde
Tag someone that would graduate with a first class in this course 😂
                
            

            
            
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    Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter.
 Reddit u/towntown1337
 @DrSmashlove
People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs 🤤 lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that don’t mean I don’t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u don’t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying I’m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ain’t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And that’s how I feel about doggies. I ain’t got no type. I understand people like different things. I don’t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends that’s done it and I’m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I don’t like puppy mills in my heart but I don’t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL 😍❤️ [Editor’s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - don’t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like “let me choke u zaddy ☺️” Imma leave u on ‘Seent’ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP 😂😂😂]
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Ass, Beautiful, and Booty: First night at home from the shelter.
 Reddit u/towntown1337
 @DrSmashlove
People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean obviously from the captions u can see that there are things I like (skretch marks...above the booty dimples...thunderous thighs 🤤 lemme stop before I get hot and bothered.) But that don’t mean I don’t like thin women. I love them too. Equally. Girl if u don’t bring ya bony lil sensual grasshopper lookin a$$ and sit on this lap ol stick figure a$$ lmao wyd tho hangman lookin a$$ u cute tho lol handful of toothpicks with good hair lookin a$$ baby stop crying I’m playin with u why u gotta punch me ol legend of the slenderman lookin a$$ baby...baby why u choking me...baby? I kinda like this keep going HAHAHAHA LEMME STOP. Anyway like I said I ain’t got no type. Thicky thicc or slenderwomanous u all splendiferous. And that’s how I feel about doggies. I ain’t got no type. I understand people like different things. I don’t even blame people who go to breeders like I got close friends that’s done it and I’m not about to lecture anybody - they want a certain retriever or husky good for them. I don’t like puppy mills in my heart but I don’t judge. But as for me bruv a ratty lil mix breed rescue dog with a high pitch bark that sound like a child aggressively coughing? With them lil ass legs that allow him or her to run 700 miles per hour bruv? I love a crazy lil rescue mutt bruv he beautiful to me. But most important YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL FOR ADOPTING HIM OR HER - U A HERO. NOT A SMALL HERO BUT A BIG HERO - BLESS U - U WONDERFUL 😍❤️ [Editor’s Note: The reference to choking was made in jest and was merely intended to create literary interest. The author is from the hood. Consequently, I have built-in danger sensors. Wrap your hands around my throat and squeeze and u gon catcheth this fade. It be the petite lil joints that always wanna scrap too - don’t none of u lil grasshoppers DM me like “let me choke u zaddy ☺️” Imma leave u on ‘Seent’ ON PRINCIPLE. BLESS YA TINY LIL A$$ UP 😂😂😂]
                
            

            
            
People ask me “aye smash what’s your type? What do u like in a girl?” Simple - I ain’t got no type. Anyone who says I do is lyin 🦁. I mean o...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Bless Up, Guacamole, and Life: New pupper meets old soul.
 Pic: reddit u/Scotty367
 @DrSmashlove
On the path to being grown and sexy all women will go thru a cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter phase. I see u, baby girl. Grown. Mature. Sophisticated. Appetizer looking like a still life painting. Put out some red wine, bam. Now u a grown and sexy hostess. U hit some bumps on the way here but u here now. U made it. U serving an appetizer that looks aesthetically wondrous. However there is one, small problem. Just one. U ready? NOBODY WANT CRACKERS AND CHEESE BRUV, YUCK LMAO. Let me upgrade u. U wanna serve something everyone will rave about? U wanna serve something people will love with all they heart? U wanna be the Belle of the MF Ball? HUMMUS AND GUACAMOLE. Do not over complicate this. Do not get creative. Do not ruin a perfect thing. Hummus...and guac. In two separate bowls. In between? Them thin crispy salty tortilla chips and if u really can’t fight the urge to be fancy, some veggies to dip. That’s it. “Wow the Camembert in that cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter was absolutely delectable” - no human being, ever. “OMG I COULD BATHE IN GUAC. AND HUMMUS. LIKE LITERALLY BATHE ME IN A VAT OF GUAC AND HUMMUS AND RUB IT ON MY CHEST AND SHAMPOO MY HAIR WITH IT LOL DAMN IT’S GONE.....OMG AMANDA BROUGHT OUT MORE SORRY BRB ☺️.” - everyone. Guac and hummus. U could be the worst cook ever - don’t een matter - all the guests already gon be full off of guac. And hummus 🤗. Aight? I just upgraded u. When u host the best holiday party ever next week and nobody can een explain why and they just speechless like “AMANDA OMG THIS PARTY WAS AMAZING U R MARTHA STEWART LOL” just do me one favor. Just one. Say “smashy taught me” BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bless Up, Guacamole, and Life: New pupper meets old soul.
 Pic: reddit u/Scotty367
 @DrSmashlove
On the path to being grown and sexy all women will go thru a cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter phase. I see u, baby girl. Grown. Mature. Sophisticated. Appetizer looking like a still life painting. Put out some red wine, bam. Now u a grown and sexy hostess. U hit some bumps on the way here but u here now. U made it. U serving an appetizer that looks aesthetically wondrous. However there is one, small problem. Just one. U ready? NOBODY WANT CRACKERS AND CHEESE BRUV, YUCK LMAO. Let me upgrade u. U wanna serve something everyone will rave about? U wanna serve something people will love with all they heart? U wanna be the Belle of the MF Ball? HUMMUS AND GUACAMOLE. Do not over complicate this. Do not get creative. Do not ruin a perfect thing. Hummus...and guac. In two separate bowls. In between? Them thin crispy salty tortilla chips and if u really can’t fight the urge to be fancy, some veggies to dip. That’s it. “Wow the Camembert in that cheese, cracker, grape and apricot platter was absolutely delectable” - no human being, ever. “OMG I COULD BATHE IN GUAC. AND HUMMUS. LIKE LITERALLY BATHE ME IN A VAT OF GUAC AND HUMMUS AND RUB IT ON MY CHEST AND SHAMPOO MY HAIR WITH IT LOL DAMN IT’S GONE.....OMG AMANDA BROUGHT OUT MORE SORRY BRB ☺️.” - everyone. Guac and hummus. U could be the worst cook ever - don’t een matter - all the guests already gon be full off of guac. And hummus 🤗. Aight? I just upgraded u. When u host the best holiday party ever next week and nobody can een explain why and they just speechless like “AMANDA OMG THIS PARTY WAS AMAZING U R MARTHA STEWART LOL” just do me one favor. Just one. Say “smashy taught me” BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
                
            

            
            
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    Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it
 Gabby knows where all the heating vents are
 @DrSmashlove
So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout “smash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?” Well baby girl I’m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv 😤...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS 😂. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF 🤗😂. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - it’s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They don’t call them “Tiger Moms” for nothing! Naw I ain’t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, y’all make the best dinner companions bc y’all dainty! Y’all barely eat! Y’all just nibble! It’s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THAT’S HOW YALL EAT 😂. If u ain’t seen this sh!t bruv, it’s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I don’t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? 😂 Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT 😂. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5’7” UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kuma’s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). 😂 FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but it’s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL I’M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Af, Anaconda, and Asian: u/Meems138 3d i.redd.it
 Gabby knows where all the heating vents are
 @DrSmashlove
So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout “smash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about small girls?” Well baby girl I’m glad u asked. Now see a lot of American men got a lil diminutive, subservient Asian girl geisha type fetish. Bruv 😤...STOP IT WITH THAT SH!T YALL GROSS 😂. And what I love most is they wife a Asian girl and she gon turn his COT DAMN life upside down because lo and behold! Asian girls are aggressive AF 🤗😂. Underneath that modest frame and chill demeanor is a fire breathing dragon - it’s all fun and games till u wife her up and find out that just like the skinny Somalian dude in the tom hanks movie...she da captain now lmao. They don’t call them “Tiger Moms” for nothing! Naw I ain’t about no damn racist fetishes. I love u lil Asian girls because the fact is, y’all make the best dinner companions bc y’all dainty! Y’all barely eat! Y’all just nibble! It’s so adorable! LMFAO JK YALL EAT LIKE LIONS WHO ARE BEING STARVED BEFORE FIGHTING A WARRIOR IN A ROMAN COLISEUM AND YALL AINT SEEN FOOD FOR TWO DAYS BEFORE THE MATCH THAT’S HOW YALL EAT 😂. If u ain’t seen this sh!t bruv, it’s a thing of wonderment. I honestly am astonished every time. U lil Asian girls bruv I don’t een know where the food go...Is your chest cavity comprised entirely of stomach? 😂 Four tacos, half a burrito, and u scraping the bottom of the guacamole bowl? I SEENT IT 😂. Dated this one girl bruv half Asian half white 5’7” UNDER 100 LBS we went to Kuma’s which serve burgers the size of volleyballs she bodied it, bodied the waffle fries and we got fro yo after. Nah. Hell nah. To keep up with a Asian girl bruv u need a second mortgage. Fvck around and redo ya whole dating budget. Food (per month): $10,000 (for the lion dragon Monster). 😂 FR tho I love u lil Asian girls. Fvck around and leave me dead broke off of four dates but it’s worth it, my body is ready. SMASH LOVES ALL BODY TYPES THICC AND THIN BIG AND SMALL I’M WARNING YALL THO THE LIL ONES AIN NOTHING TO EFF WITH FINANCIALLY BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
                
            

            
            
So one of my followers DMed me from China talmbout “smash you talked about big girls and you talked about thicky thicc girls ... what about ...