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Crime, Driving, and Drugs: Going to try party drugs? *I'm not gonna give vou a preach now just asking for a little favour This is from me (an EMT) to you. 1. Remember the name(s) of what you took.~ 2. If vou only know the slang name, ask (the person you get it from) what kind of drug it's similar to. 3. Tell a good friend what you toolk in case you won't be able to if something happens. 4. If you don't know what you took, remember how it looked (color, form, taste, amount) 5. Please don't lie to the paramedics We are not the police. *We hate interrogating, we love helping. We won't tell you off for taking drugs. *You don't even know what a terrible liar you are when you're drunk. *Telling us that "someone must have put it in my drink" is getting old. Telling us what you took: Will actually make us quite happy, because you're honest. Will make us treat you like an adult. Will un-complicate everything. Will make us stop annoying you (asking questions) and maybe give you a break. Will shorten your hospital stay. Can spare you of unnecessary/ uncomfortable tests and treatments. Will make the ambulance ride less scary and more comforting; We are actually quite nice people and we'll always listen if you wanna talk Sincerely, your EMT P.S. Stay safe emt-monster.tumblr.com pigletkin: kenderfriend: arkhamarchitecture: edens-blog: emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. this is so important Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it. I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI. Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay. Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life It’s important to note though that the part about cops not being able to arrest you for something you took isn’t necessarily true everywhere. There are places that have laws specifically about drug use and not just possession where admitting to a cop that you took prohibited drugs could potentially get you in legal trouble. Be honest with paramedics but don’t talk to cops
Crime, Driving, and Drugs: Going to try party drugs?
 *I'm not gonna give vou a preach now
 just asking for a little favour
 This is from me (an EMT) to you.

 1. Remember the name(s) of what
 you took.~
 2. If vou only know the slang
 name, ask (the person you get it
 from) what kind of drug it's
 similar to.
 3. Tell a good friend what you toolk
 in case you won't be able to if
 something happens.
 4. If you don't know what you
 took, remember how it looked
 (color, form, taste, amount)
 5. Please don't lie to the
 paramedics

 We are not the police.
 *We hate interrogating, we love
 helping.
 We won't tell you off for taking
 drugs.
 *You don't even know what a terrible
 liar you are when you're drunk.
 *Telling us that "someone must have
 put it in my drink" is getting old.

 Telling us what you
 took:
 Will actually make us quite happy,
 because you're honest.
 Will make us treat you like an adult.
 Will un-complicate everything.
 Will make us stop annoying you
 (asking questions) and maybe give you
 a break.
 Will shorten your hospital stay.
 Can spare you of unnecessary/
 uncomfortable tests and treatments.
 Will make the ambulance ride less scary
 and more comforting;

 We are actually quite nice people and
 we'll always listen if you wanna talk
 Sincerely, your EMT
 P.S. Stay safe
 emt-monster.tumblr.com
pigletkin:
kenderfriend:

arkhamarchitecture:

edens-blog:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

this is so important

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.
I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.
Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.


Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

It’s important to note though that the part about cops not being able to arrest you for something you took isn’t necessarily true everywhere. There are places that have laws specifically about drug use and not just possession where admitting to a cop that you took prohibited drugs could potentially get you in legal trouble. Be honest with paramedics but don’t talk to cops

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did you know that before they decided on a cgi baby for the twilight movie they had planned to use this ANIMATRONIC baby
feel like this also begs the question: why did the people who were in charge of this consider two alternatives for this character instead of just, like, a real human baby. i can’t imagine you couldn’t just nab some newborn off a crew member or friend

…

I want to die!!!!

this is the funniest post I’ve seen on tumblr in forever


I have never seen these movies in their entirety and was unaware there was a cgi baby in it so I am posting this gif of a scene I discovered was genuinely used in the movie twilight unironically

Is that when the werewolf falls in love with the baby
Because that was a thing, the werewolf falls in love with the baby


“Oh I wasn’t in love with YOU! I was in love with the baby inside of you all along.” Because that’s a regular thing to write, STEPHANIE. MEYER. 

can you blame him i mean that is one hot baby


SO THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM IVE BEEN USING 
FOR YEARS I NEVER KNEW IT WAS FROM TWILIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck

reason why they didn’t use a real baby: who would trust vampires and werewolves with their child?


They say that the crew who made her had lost the animatronic and that she is still out there. Aparently some of the crew members are afraid to find her again

This was a weird and wild ride from start to finish.
I, for one, hope that animatronic is in Hell where it belongs. lol


@dangerously-human @jayykesley

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Beautiful, Crush, and Dank: You use the foot brake You use the engine brake You eat a Kit Kat to brake You use reverse gear to brake You crash into a car in front to brake You move to murica, shoot a machine gun and use the recoil to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake You live in Soviet Russia where crowds of people crush into you to brake You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist You crash into a crowd of people to brake and claim being an ISIS terrorist but misspell ISIS by forgetting the second "I" and thereby become an International Space Station which is orbiting earth thus braking is unnecessary You mumble while requesting a glass of juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million people. One thing leads to another and you are responsible for world war 2 Decades after your death time travel is invented and a professional assassin travels back in time in order to kill you and prevent everything you have done. On a beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin locates you driving your mercedes througlh town and decides to take the shot. He misses the shot, killing an innocent man. A few decades later the grandson of this innocent man invents time travel in order to travel back in time and rescue his grandfather by killing the assassin who shot his grandfather while trying to kill you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel calculations and gets teleported right in front your mercedes. You crash into him and thereby brake. Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv
Beautiful, Crush, and Dank: You use the
 foot brake
 You use the
 engine brake
 You eat a
 Kit Kat to
 brake
 You use
 reverse gear
 to brake
 You crash
 into a car in
 front to brake
 You move to
 murica, shoot a
 machine gun and
 use the recoil to
 brake
 You crash into
 a crowd of
 people to
 brake
 You live in Soviet
 Russia where
 crowds of people
 crush into you to
 brake
 You crash into a
 crowd of people to
 brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist
 You crash into a crowd of
 people to brake and claim being
 an ISIS terrorist but misspell
 ISIS by forgetting the second
 "I" and thereby become an
 International Space Station
 which is orbiting earth thus
 braking is unnecessary
 You mumble while requesting a glass of
 juice and accidentally incinerate 6 million
 people. One thing leads to another and
 you are responsible for world war 2
 Decades after your death time travel is
 invented and a professional assassin
 travels back in time in order to kill you and
 prevent everything you have done. On a
 beautiful summer day in 1932 the assassin
 locates you driving your mercedes througlh
 town and decides to take the shot. He
 misses the shot, killing an innocent man. A
 few decades later the grandson of this
 innocent man invents time travel in order
 to travel back in time and rescue his
 grandfather by killing the assassin who
 shot his grandfather while trying to kill
 you. Unluckily he messes up his time travel
 calculations and gets teleported right in
 front your mercedes. You crash into him
 and thereby brake.
Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv

Hmmmmmmmmm via /r/dank_meme https://ift.tt/2NRn9Wv

Africa, Bilbo, and Confused: Debate Emerges After Native American Woman Tells Black Woman to 'Keep Hands Off Our Culture' ) 2405 。 Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter G Like 46K Tweet Cheyanne's PSA referencing rapper Omerettà The Great (right) spurred a chain reaction of comments online. (@N3VChey/@omeretta4l) Michael Huck Harrison Destroyer at Self-Employed Once again, the real native Americans were black peopie from Africa... They migrated to that piece of the land while the land masses were still connected (Pangea & Gondwanaland. The other so called native Americans crossed the Barrien Strait into the America's during the "lce Age" and black folks were waiting on them.. The shit is so deep and that's why people hate our guts! We are the original people of this earth... It's the same thing in Europe, Asia, Antartica and Australia. This is FACTS and the caucasians scientists know the TRUTH! Like-Reply-山608 . Aug 9, 2017 6:26pm Carol Brown Dallas, Texas Another intelligent brother! Like-Reply- 97 . Aug 9, 2017 7:09pm La'Donna Williams Peace to that Like Reply 43 23 hrs black-girl-against-feminism: mistah-oso: inked-up-nomad: nunyabizni: ihavenotyetfiguredoutanything: presidentialpostings: officialfist: nunyabizni: WE WUZ NATUV AMERIKKKANS Wait so they’re arguing that they can use things from that culture because life originated somewhere near Africa and spread out? Surely then that negates the entire idea of cultural appropriation. Surely then white people can’t “culturally appropriate” any culture since we are all one culture by this logic? I’m so confused. No logic here, we’re doing unadulteratedly stupid reasons why “it’s ok when we do it” now. As usual, large amounts of hypocrisy replaced their self awareness. @siryouarebeingmocked@black-girl-against-feminismhave you seen this fresh shit? 
Africa, Bilbo, and Confused: Debate Emerges After Native American
 Woman Tells Black Woman to 'Keep Hands
 Off Our Culture'
 ) 2405
 。
 Share on Facebook
 Tweet on Twitter
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 Like 46K
 Tweet
 Cheyanne's PSA referencing rapper Omerettà The Great (right) spurred a chain reaction of comments
 online. (@N3VChey/@omeretta4l)
 Michael Huck Harrison Destroyer at Self-Employed
 Once again, the real native Americans were black peopie from Africa... They migrated to that piece
 of the land while the land masses were still connected (Pangea & Gondwanaland. The other so
 called native Americans crossed the Barrien Strait into the America's during the "lce Age" and
 black folks were waiting on them.. The shit is so deep and that's why people hate our guts! We
 are the original people of this earth... It's the same thing in Europe, Asia, Antartica and Australia.
 This is FACTS and the caucasians scientists know the TRUTH!
 Like-Reply-山608 . Aug 9, 2017 6:26pm
 Carol Brown Dallas, Texas
 Another intelligent brother!
 Like-Reply- 97 . Aug 9, 2017 7:09pm
 La'Donna Williams
 Peace to that
 Like Reply 43 23 hrs
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presidentialpostings:


officialfist:


nunyabizni:

WE

WUZ


NATUV AMERIKKKANS


Wait so they’re arguing that they can use things from that culture because life originated somewhere near Africa and spread out?
Surely then that negates the entire idea of cultural appropriation. Surely then white people can’t “culturally appropriate” any culture since we are all one culture by this logic? I’m so confused.

No logic here, we’re doing unadulteratedly stupid reasons why “it’s ok when we do it” now.


As usual, large amounts of hypocrisy replaced their self awareness.

@siryouarebeingmocked@black-girl-against-feminismhave you seen this fresh shit? 

black-girl-against-feminism: mistah-oso: inked-up-nomad: nunyabizni: ihavenotyetfiguredoutanything: presidentialpostings: officialfis...