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third day: Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279 be fat >go to /fit/ and find a solution >main problem is i eat like a dumpster apparently things with loads of fiber is going to 211 KB JPG save my filthy soul "Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you feeling full longer, and helps with digestion" go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy breakfast bars the first day i have fiber bars for breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks i dont shit that day next day i fiber myself up even more i dont shit that day either >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in my colon can feel the pounds dropping off because im not very hungry anymore i dont shit the third day >i dont shit the fourth day thefinaldaydawns.mp3 si have my morning coffee and feel my insides rumble in that familiar way the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart in the world exits me it's whistling just a thin, continuous airstream of fart that smells like grandpapas coffin >no sound other than the whistling hiss suddenly stops the hole is plugged SOS >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson >hang on to the shower curtain and pray the rock is shot out of my asshole at mach speed >my entire ass is covered in toilet water >now the fun begins a fart that could do more damage to thee ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me solid and prefectly round nuggets the smell is killing me blacking out the thuds of nuggets shooting around the bowl propelled by my insane fiber flatulence is giving me war flashbacks iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg my guts are yelling in german sounds like a moose in heat lives in my belly most of the shit isn't even digested at this point just forced out by all the gas that had been building up to my throat after an hour it finally seems to be over sim shivering and crying both legs collapse as i try to stand up >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles forces one last trumpet gondorcallsforaid.rar shakily wipe my ass completely clean feniczoroark: larjmarge: itsperegrine: the-mighty-birdy: carolina-viking: th3laugh1ngt0mat0: carolina-viking: Holy fucking shit I CANT BREATHE I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE Pretty sure this has the most notes of any of my posts gondorcallsforaid.rar I’m in a ball on my bed with tears streaming down my face If I have to read this, so do you. This is funnier than it should be Omfg
third day: Anonymous
 08/16/16(Tue)12:24:09 No.699763279
 be fat
 >go to /fit/ and find a
 solution
 >main problem is i eat like
 a dumpster
 apparently things with
 loads of fiber is going to
 211 KB JPG
 save my filthy soul
 "Fiber is digested slowly, leaving you
 feeling full longer, and helps with digestion"
 go out and buy two boxes of fiber-heavy
 breakfast bars
 the first day i have fiber bars for
 breakfast, lunch and a lot of snacks
 i dont shit that day
 next day i fiber myself up even more
 i dont shit that day either
 >fiber jesus is surely working his magic in
 my colon
 can feel the pounds dropping off because
 im not very hungry anymore
 i dont shit the third day
 >i dont shit the fourth day
 thefinaldaydawns.mp3
 si have my morning coffee and feel my
 insides rumble in that familiar way
 the second i hit the toilet the weirdest fart
 in the world exits me
 it's whistling
 just a thin, continuous airstream of fart
 that smells like grandpapas coffin
 >no sound other than the whistling hiss
 suddenly stops
 the hole is plugged
 SOS
 >this shit is so solid it feels like i'm giving
 anal birth to Dwayne "The rock" Johnson
 >hang on to the shower curtain and pray
 the rock is shot out of my asshole at
 mach speed
 >my entire ass is covered in toilet water
 >now the fun begins
 a fart that could do more damage to thee
 ozone layer than aerosol ever did is
 shooting shit bullets out of me
 solid and prefectly round nuggets
 the smell is killing me
 blacking out
 the thuds of nuggets shooting around the
 bowl propelled by my insane fiber
 flatulence is giving me war flashbacks
 iwasntevenin'nam.jpeg
 my guts are yelling in german
 sounds like a moose in heat lives in my
 belly
 most of the shit isn't even digested at this
 point
 just forced out by all the gas that had
 been building up to my throat
 after an hour it finally seems to be over
 sim shivering and crying
 both legs collapse as i try to stand up
 >my stomach hitting the bathroom tiles
 forces one last trumpet
 gondorcallsforaid.rar
 shakily wipe my ass
 completely clean
feniczoroark:

larjmarge:
itsperegrine:

the-mighty-birdy:


carolina-viking:

th3laugh1ngt0mat0:

carolina-viking:

Holy fucking shit I CANT BREATHE

I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE


Pretty sure this has the most notes of any of my posts

gondorcallsforaid.rar


I’m in a ball on my bed with tears streaming down my face 

If I have to read this, so do you.


This is funnier than it should be

Omfg

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third day: F THE WORLD WAS CREATED B A PROGRAMMER Br O toggl IN THE BEGINNING, AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS BUT THE EARTH WAS FORMLESS AND BUGGY, & W ITHOUT DOCUMENTATION THERE WAS THE HEAVEN NoT g0OD AND THE EARTH THEN You SAID Y "LET THERE BE GHT! YOU CREATE A HACK TO CREATE DARKNESS You So THAT LIGHT IS PART OF THE LAND NEED TO HIDE THE LAND BUT THAT'S OK CAUSE CREATURES WON T BE ADDED UNTIL LATER BUT THE LIGHT DID NOT COMPILE. ㄇ AND STACKOVE SAID IT S FINE BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY, E SECOND DA YOU MERGE WATER LIGHT 8REAKS AS LAND IS ACCIDENTALLY YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW FLOODED (IN THE DARKNESS IT'S THE THIRD DAY YOU TRY TO ADD CREA YOU ADD THEM IN THE TURNS OUT THE CREATURES IN THE DARKNESS, BUTBROWSER NEEDED TO BE ADDED SOONER, THERE'S No LAND WIToTCH UNFORTUNATELY BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT TO MENTION THAT USING CODKIES, MAKES THEM MORTAL LIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T HAV LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE WATER IT's THE FOURTH DAY. You DECIDE TO USE C+You ALSO USE STL TURNS OUT THE ISSU WERE CAUSED BY THE FLAT EARTH DESIGN TO CREATE A BALLOON FOR ABSTRACTIONS AND THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT WITH No OMPLICATIONS WHATSoEVER! IT'S THE FIFTH DAY YOU DECIDE TO CREATE THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES THEM IN YoUR LIKENESS, You START ADDINGWHICH IS A MISTAKE PEOPLE TO HELP REACT REACT JESUS REACT FUCKIT.JS JQUERY ON THE SIXTH DAY You ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE You LOOK AT THE PROGRAMMING,BUT IT IS TOO LATE- CHAOS YOU CREATED EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES. HORIZON DAY DAYTIME AIR.JS SEA. JS BASE.JS UND. JS BETTER BANKS. JS ON THE SEVENTH DAY YoU REALLY WANT TO REST BUT You NEED TO OKGANISE ALL YoU'VE CREAT MONGODB TOGGL.COM MART VIRKUS.I? Can relate to most of this :/
third day: F THE
 WORLD
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 & W ITHOUT DOCUMENTATION
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 AND THE EARTH
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 So THAT LIGHT IS PART
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 NEED TO HIDE THE LAND
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 CREATURES WON T BE ADDED
 UNTIL LATER
 BUT THE LIGHT
 DID NOT
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 YOU MERGE WATER
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 YOU CHECK
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 YOU TRY TO ADD CREA
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 NEEDED TO BE ADDED SOONER, THERE'S No LAND WIToTCH UNFORTUNATELY
 BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT TO
 MENTION THAT
 USING CODKIES,
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 LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE
 WATER
 IT's THE FOURTH DAY. You DECIDE TO USE C+You ALSO USE STL
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 WERE CAUSED BY THE
 FLAT EARTH DESIGN
 TO CREATE A BALLOON FOR ABSTRACTIONS AND
 THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT
 WITH No
 OMPLICATIONS
 WHATSoEVER!
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 THEY IMMEDIATELY
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 WITH HACKS, FADS
 AND UNNECESSARY
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 ON THE SIXTH DAY You ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE
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 CHAOS YOU CREATED
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 HORIZON DAY
 DAYTIME AIR.JS
 SEA. JS
 BASE.JS
 UND. JS
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 ON THE SEVENTH DAY
 YoU REALLY WANT TO
 REST BUT You NEED TO
 OKGANISE ALL YoU'VE
 CREAT
 MONGODB
 TOGGL.COM
 MART VIRKUS.I?
Can relate to most of this :/

Can relate to most of this :/

third day: IF THE WORLD WAS CREATED B A PROGRAMMER IT'S THE FOURTH DAY.You DECIDE TO USE C You ALSO USE STL TO CREATE A BALLOONFOR ABSTRACTIONS AND THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT TURNS OUT THE ISSUES WITH No WERE CAUSED BY THE FLAT EARTH DESIGN OMPLICATIONS WHATSoEVER! By l togg IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS THE HAVEN FRMLESS AND BuGaY, AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS DANGLIN BUT THE EARTH WAS NoT GOoD AND THE EARTH %WITHOUT DOCUMENTATION IT'S THE FIFTH DAYYou DECIDE TO CREATE You START ADDINGWHICH IS A MISTAKE PEOPLE TO HELP THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES THEM IN YOUR LIKENESS YoU REACT REACT LEFT-PAD JESUS.REACT FUCKIT. JS THEN YOU SAID YoU C "LET THERE BE GHT! REATE A HACK To CREATE DARKNESS, You LIGHT IS PART NEED TO HIDE THE LAND, OF THE LAND BUT THAT's OK CAUSE CREATURES WON T BE ADDED UNTIL LATER BUT THE LIGHT · JQUERY DID NOT COMPILE ON THE SIXTH DAY YOU ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE You LOOK AT THE PROGRAMMING, BUT IT IS TOO LATE- CHAOS YOU CREATED AND STACKOVE SAID IT'S FINE EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES HORIZON DAY BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY DAYTIME AIR JS -oN TWE SECOND DAY'\ー YOU MERGE WATER IS ACCIDENTALLY LIGHT BREAKS AS LAND FLOODED YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW SEA. JS BASE. JS (IN THE DARKNESS REALISTIC WAVES. JS BETTER-BANKS. JS ON THE SEVENTH DAY YOU REALLY WANT TO REST, BUT You NEED To IT'S THE THIRD DAY.YOU TRY TO ADD CREATURES YOU ADD THEM IN THE MONGODB TURNS OUT THE CREATURES IN THE DARKNESS, BUTBROWSER USING cookIES, ORGANISE ALL You'vE NEEDED TO BE AbDED SOONER BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT TO LIGHT, AND YoU CAN'T THERE S NO LAND WITHOUT HAV WHICHUNFORTUNATELY MAKES THEM MORTAL CREAT MENTION THAT WATER TOGaL.CoM MART VIRKUS '17 If Programmers Created the Universe
third day: IF THE
 WORLD
 WAS CREATED B
 A PROGRAMMER
 IT'S THE FOURTH DAY.You DECIDE TO USE C You ALSO USE STL
 TO CREATE A BALLOONFOR ABSTRACTIONS AND
 THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT
 TURNS OUT THE ISSUES
 WITH No
 WERE CAUSED BY THE
 FLAT EARTH DESIGN
 OMPLICATIONS
 WHATSoEVER!
 By l
 togg
 IN THE BEGINNING
 THERE WAS THE HAVEN FRMLESS AND BuGaY,
 AND THE PROGRAMMER
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 DANGLIN
 BUT THE EARTH WAS
 NoT GOoD
 AND THE EARTH
 %WITHOUT DOCUMENTATION
 IT'S THE FIFTH DAYYou DECIDE TO CREATE
 You START ADDINGWHICH IS A MISTAKE
 PEOPLE TO HELP
 THEY IMMEDIATELY
 POPULATE THE EARTH
 WITH HACKS, FADS
 AND UNNECESSARY
 JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES
 THEM IN YOUR LIKENESS
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 REACT REACT
 LEFT-PAD
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 "LET THERE BE GHT!
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 LIGHT IS PART NEED TO HIDE THE LAND,
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 BUT THAT's OK CAUSE
 CREATURES WON T BE ADDED
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 · JQUERY
 DID NOT
 COMPILE
 ON THE SIXTH DAY YOU ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE
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 CHAOS YOU CREATED
 AND STACKOVE
 SAID IT'S FINE
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 HORIZON DAY
 BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY
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 ON THE SEVENTH DAY
 YOU REALLY WANT TO
 REST, BUT You NEED To
 IT'S THE THIRD DAY.YOU TRY TO ADD CREATURES YOU ADD THEM IN THE
 MONGODB
 TURNS OUT THE CREATURES IN THE DARKNESS, BUTBROWSER USING cookIES, ORGANISE ALL You'vE
 NEEDED TO BE AbDED SOONER
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If Programmers Created the Universe

If Programmers Created the Universe

third day: F THE WORLD WAS GREATED B A PROGRAMMER Br O toggl IN THE BEGINNING AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS BUT THE EARTH WAS FORMLESS AND BUGGY, & W ITHOUT DOCUMENTATION THERE WAS THE HEAVEN AND THE EARTH THEN YoU SAID "LET THERE BE凵GHT! THEN YOU SAID YOU CREATE A HACKTO CREATE DARKNESS,You So THAT LIGHT IS PART OF THE LAND NEED TO HIDE THE LAND BUT THAT'S OK CAUSE CREATURES WON'T BE ADDED UNTIL LATER "! & BUT THE LIGHT DID NOT COMPILE. AND STACKOVERF SAID IT S FINE E SECOND DA WATER BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY, 、(IS ACCIDENTALLY LIGHT 8REAKS AS LAND YOU MERGE YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW FLOODED (IN THE DARKNESS ITS THE THIRD DAY YOU ADD THEM IN THE BROWSER USING CODKIES, YoU TRY TO ADD CREA TO BE ADDED SOONER, THERE'S NO LAND WITHOUTWHICH UNFORTUNATELY MAKES THEM MORTAL BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT TO MENTION THAT LIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T HAV LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE WATER IT's THE FOURTH DAY.YOv DECIDE TO USE C You ALSO USE STL TURNS OUT THE ISSUES WERE CAUSED BY THE FLAT EARTH DESIGN TO CREATE A BALLOON FOR ABSTRACTIONS AND THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WoRKS OUT GREAT WITH No OMPLICATIONS WHATSoEVER! DANGLIN IT'S THE FIFTH DAY You DECIDE TO CREATE THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LI8RARIES THEM IN YOUR LIKENESS You START ADDINGWHICH IS A MISTAKE PEOPLE TO HELP REACT REACT JESUS. REACT XFUCKIT.JS JQUERY ON THE SIXTH DAYYOU ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE You LOOK AT THE PROGRAMMING,BUT IT IS TOO LATE- CHAOS YOU CREATED EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES HORIZON DAY DAYTIME- AIR.JS SEA JS BASE. JS WAL BETTER BANKS. JS ON THE SEVENTH DAY YoU REALLY WANT TO REST, BUT You NEED To OKGANISE ALL YOU'VE CREAT MONGODB TOGGL.COM MART VIRKUS 17 The world creation done by a programmer
third day: F THE
 WORLD
 WAS GREATED B
 A PROGRAMMER
 Br O toggl
 IN
 THE BEGINNING
 AND THE PROGRAMMER
 SAW THAT IT WAS
 BUT THE EARTH WAS
 FORMLESS AND BUGGY,
 & W ITHOUT DOCUMENTATION
 THERE WAS THE HEAVEN
 AND THE EARTH
 THEN YoU SAID
 "LET THERE BE凵GHT!
 THEN YOU SAID
 YOU CREATE A HACKTO CREATE DARKNESS,You
 So THAT LIGHT IS PART
 OF THE LAND
 NEED TO HIDE THE LAND
 BUT THAT'S OK CAUSE
 CREATURES WON'T BE ADDED
 UNTIL LATER
 "! &
 BUT THE LIGHT
 DID NOT
 COMPILE.
 AND STACKOVERF
 SAID IT S FINE
 E SECOND DA
 WATER
 BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY,
 、(IS ACCIDENTALLY
 LIGHT 8REAKS AS LAND
 YOU MERGE
 YOU CHECK
 STACKOVERFLOW
 FLOODED
 (IN THE DARKNESS
 ITS THE THIRD DAY
 YOU ADD THEM IN THE
 BROWSER USING CODKIES,
 YoU TRY TO ADD CREA
 TO BE ADDED SOONER, THERE'S NO LAND WITHOUTWHICH UNFORTUNATELY
 MAKES THEM MORTAL
 BUT THE CLIENT FORGOT TO
 MENTION THAT
 LIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T HAV
 LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE
 WATER
 IT's THE FOURTH DAY.YOv DECIDE TO USE C
 You ALSO USE STL
 TURNS OUT THE ISSUES
 WERE CAUSED BY THE
 FLAT EARTH DESIGN
 TO CREATE A BALLOON FOR ABSTRACTIONS AND
 THAT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WoRKS OUT GREAT
 WITH No
 OMPLICATIONS
 WHATSoEVER!
 DANGLIN
 IT'S THE FIFTH DAY You DECIDE TO CREATE
 THEY IMMEDIATELY
 POPULATE THE EARTH
 WITH HACKS, FADS
 AND UNNECESSARY
 JAVASCRIPT LI8RARIES
 THEM IN YOUR LIKENESS
 You START ADDINGWHICH IS A MISTAKE
 PEOPLE TO HELP
 REACT REACT
 JESUS. REACT XFUCKIT.JS
 JQUERY
 ON THE SIXTH DAYYOU ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE
 You LOOK AT THE PROGRAMMING,BUT IT IS TOO LATE-
 CHAOS YOU CREATED
 EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES
 HORIZON DAY
 DAYTIME- AIR.JS
 SEA JS
 BASE. JS
 WAL
 BETTER BANKS. JS
 ON THE SEVENTH DAY
 YoU REALLY WANT TO
 REST, BUT You NEED To
 OKGANISE ALL YOU'VE
 CREAT
 MONGODB
 TOGGL.COM
 MART VIRKUS 17
The world creation done by a programmer

The world creation done by a programmer

third day: It is the third day since Oregonians have started pumping their own gas
third day: It is the third day since Oregonians have started pumping their own gas

It is the third day since Oregonians have started pumping their own gas

third day: Yay When you've won nothing on Cheltenham for the third day in a row and your mate sends you screenshots of his winners.
third day: Yay
When you've won nothing on Cheltenham for the third day in a row and your mate sends you screenshots of his winners.

When you've won nothing on Cheltenham for the third day in a row and your mate sends you screenshots of his winners.

third day: magistera: If he does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day, you’ll remain human, permanently. But if he doesn’t, you turn back into a mermaid, and… you belong to me.
third day: magistera:
 If he does kiss you before the sun sets on
 the third day, you’ll remain human, permanently. But if he doesn’t, you
 turn back into a mermaid, and… you belong to me.

magistera: If he does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day, you’ll remain human, permanently. But if he doesn’t, you turn bac...