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this emoji: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his food bc he thinks once it goes in the microwave it magically becomes human food 0:32 Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with yโ€™all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...thereโ€™s one thing they NOT gon do. Yโ€™all ready? Yโ€™all ready for this A1 Sauce? Yโ€™all receptive? Nah. U know what I think yโ€™all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If itโ€™s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see yโ€™all not listening! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Yโ€™all sitting back like โ€œnah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say โ€˜please bump Sallyโ€™s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€™โ€ <โ€” men donโ€™t make this emoji face because Phil donโ€™t exist HE ๐Ÿ‘ DONT ๐Ÿ‘ EXIST ๐Ÿ‘ BELOVED ๐Ÿ‘ HE ๐Ÿ‘ ON ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ WAITING ๐Ÿ‘ LIST ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ TESLA ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ‘ THOU ๐Ÿ‘ BEEN ๐Ÿ‘ SPUNT ๐Ÿ‘ ARREDDY ๐Ÿ‘- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. โ€œBut smash imma be โ€˜the b!tchโ€™ at work if I complainโ€ GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHATโ€™S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)
this emoji: Dunkin doesn't eat unless I microwave his
 food bc he thinks once it goes in the
 microwave it magically becomes human food
 0:32
Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with yโ€™all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel me? They gon push u along. They gon support u. They gon look out for u. But as a dear friend once told me...thereโ€™s one thing they NOT gon do. Yโ€™all ready? Yโ€™all ready for this A1 Sauce? Yโ€™all receptive? Nah. U know what I think yโ€™all distracted on this Friday imma address this another time LMAO JK HERE IT GOES: one thing that mentor is NOT gon do is take money out of HIS paycheck, and put it in yours. READ THAT CAREFULLY. If itโ€™s between your paycheck and his paycheck, he gon choose his paycheck 10 times out of 10. Not nine! see yโ€™all not listening! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Yโ€™all sitting back like โ€œnah some bosses are cool, my boss Phil is amazing, Phil will gladly go to HR and say โ€˜please bump Sallyโ€™s salary by $30,000 and decrease mine by a commensurate amount - I insist ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€™โ€ <โ€” men donโ€™t make this emoji face because Phil donโ€™t exist HE ๐Ÿ‘ DONT ๐Ÿ‘ EXIST ๐Ÿ‘ BELOVED ๐Ÿ‘ HE ๐Ÿ‘ ON ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ WAITING ๐Ÿ‘ LIST ๐Ÿ‘ FOR ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ NEW ๐Ÿ‘ TESLA ๐Ÿ‘ THAT ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ‘ THOU ๐Ÿ‘ BEEN ๐Ÿ‘ SPUNT ๐Ÿ‘ ARREDDY ๐Ÿ‘- aight? He is not - I repeat not - gon prefer ya paycheck to his. Not gon happen! Not now not never! U feel me? So what that mean. IT MEAN U GOTTA ADVOCATE FOR YOURSELF. โ€œBut smash imma be โ€˜the b!tchโ€™ at work if I complainโ€ GOOD. BE THE B!TCH LMAO. U KNOW WHAT B!TCHES DO? THEY GET PAID WHATโ€™S OWED TO THEM. THEN MEN GET MAD AND CALL THEM A B!TCH. IF THEY CALL U A B!TCH, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 U DID SOMETHING RIGHT, AND THEY SALTY. BIG SALT. MORTONS. HIMALAYA ROCK SALT U FEEL ME? THE PINK JOINT. DONT LET A LABEL DISCOURAGE U. LET IT *EN* COURAGE U - TO GET WHAT U DESERVE. AIGHT? LOVE YALL. BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 1: @dunkinandkirby. Slide 2: @cantuonwheels)

Beloveds! Very, very important! I gotta share something with yโ€™all. At work, u gon have mentors. Bosses that take a interest in u. U feel...

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ive been sending this emoji to my friends with iphones for years and this is what theve been getting???????


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nerdgul: arcticbonobos: ive been sending this emoji to my friends with iphones for years and this is what theve been getting??????? T...

this emoji: Happy annoy squidward day 16 Roast squidward for this special occasion all imma say is this emoji โ€œ๐Ÿคฅโ€
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Roast squidward for this special occasion all imma say is this emoji โ€œ๐Ÿคฅโ€

Roast squidward for this special occasion all imma say is this emoji โ€œ๐Ÿคฅโ€

this emoji: r/aww u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it This little guy followed me home and then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I have a dog now @DrSmashlove See bruv itโ€™s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Like โ€œitโ€™s ok baby I understand ๐Ÿ˜Œ this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice ๐Ÿ˜Œ I donโ€™t expect u to last more than a few strokes ๐Ÿ˜Œ itโ€™s the price of having A1 Nani ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ Like thatโ€™s literally what this emoji was based off of - itโ€™s the โ€œitโ€™s ok my adorable Minute Man ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ainโ€™t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ainโ€™t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally โ€œAHP-โ€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil ๐Ÿ‘น. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: โ€œNOT...YET!!!! ๐Ÿ‘ฟโ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: โ€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ Iโ€™M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. โ€œZeenaโ€. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS โ€œstranger, guestโ€ WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH ๐Ÿ‘ฟ.โ€ And u thinking โ€œnaw baby relax itโ€™s all good round 2 gon be amazing ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ and she just like โ€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.โ€ Type 2 ladies imma need yโ€™all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ainโ€™t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo โ€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
this emoji: r/aww
 u/ButZebrasCantSmell 18h i.redd.it
 This little guy followed me home and
 then fell asleep on my lap, so l guess I
 have a dog now
 @DrSmashlove
See bruv itโ€™s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and groan and let loose the juice and she just do this grin: ๐Ÿ˜Œ. Like โ€œitโ€™s ok baby I understand ๐Ÿ˜Œ this Nani feels like silk soaked in honey and coated in mango juice ๐Ÿ˜Œ I donโ€™t expect u to last more than a few strokes ๐Ÿ˜Œ itโ€™s the price of having A1 Nani ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ Like thatโ€™s literally what this emoji was based off of - itโ€™s the โ€œitโ€™s ok my adorable Minute Man ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€ emoji ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now then, Type 2: she ainโ€™t playing bruv. Type 2 came here for some proper pipe and yo early arrival mean u just deprived her of the value of her investment. She ainโ€™t having it. U let out half a moan - not even a full moan and groan - just literally โ€œAHP-โ€œ and her eyes turn red. Her face morph into the face of a she-devil ๐Ÿ‘น. Horns emerge straight on her head top. And she always say the same thing: โ€œNOT...YET!!!! ๐Ÿ‘ฟโ€ and then she hit u with the Type 2 leg lock Bruv. She wrap her arms and legs around u like: โ€œYOU MINUTE MAN LOOKIN A$$ Iโ€™M NOT GON LET U PULL OUT IMMA HAVE YO BABY TO TEACH U A LESSON ABOUT BUSTING EARLY U THOUGHT SH!T WAS SWEET WELL LEMME TELL U HOW SWEET: EVERY TIME U LOOK IN THE FACE OF THIS BABY U GON REMEMBER THE TIME U THOUGHT IT WAS OK TO BUST AFTER A FEW STROKES - HELL NAW - NOW GIMME THIS WORK AND LET ME NAME THIS BABY WITHOUT CONSULTING U. โ€œZeenaโ€. ISSA GREEK NAME THAT MEANS โ€œstranger, guestโ€ WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE IMMA HAVE FULL CUSTODY AND U GON SHOW UP WITH MY MONTHLY SUPPORT AS A GUEST IN A CRIB *YOU* PAYING FOR HOWBOWDAH ๐Ÿ‘ฟ.โ€ And u thinking โ€œnaw baby relax itโ€™s all good round 2 gon be amazing ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ€ and she just like โ€œsorry I had other plans after this, expect to get served with a DNA test in 9 months bless up.โ€ Type 2 ladies imma need yโ€™all to learn from yo Type 1 sisters. Embrace the fact that your Nani A1. Give him another chance. U ainโ€™t gotta go off and have his baby to teach him a lesson - let him cool his jets and give u the bidness one mo โ€˜gain. And if he bust early, cut him off forever. AND THEN DM ME IMMEEJALLY BECAUSE IT MEAN U GOT THAT UNICORN NANI AND WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE CHIRREN BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

See bruv itโ€™s two reactions u get from ladies when u laying pipe for the first time and bust a lil early. Type 1: she hear u moan and gro...