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Amber Rose, Bless Up, and Memes: PHOTOS OF PUPPIES TAKEN WITH A FISH-EYE LENS Drsmashlove Say Bruh shout to u girls that use the word 'hoe'. 'Slut'. 'Thot'. 'Turbo thot' <- my lil homegirl calls herself this. (Actually that's a lie. She calls herself an 'OG Turbo Thot' 😩 WifeMaterial πŸ˜‚). In any event, I applaud y'all. Y'all have taken terms devised by shitty little men with shitty little PPs and owned them, repurposed them, and redeployed them in a manner that undermines the nefarious original intent behind such terms. I respect y'all. A woman has a right to conduct her sexual affairs as she fucking wishes! Nobody could control her body but her! Bam! Point blank period! But men lemme warn y'all. Some of y'all think that just because u went to the women's march and have a "I feel the Bern" pin, now y'all down with the cause and can use these words. NO. TREAD WITH CAUTION. U gon fuck around and use these words around women who don't know u and get a bottle cracked over your head. It's 2017 Bruh. Amber rose got these ladies empowered. And one of them gon empower a Heineken skrate to your temple. It's like the white dude Timmy who gets to college and starts hanging with the brothers and one night gets drunk + confident and he's like "N*GGA WHAT?!? πŸ˜‚" and then Troy the friendly black male pulls Timmy to the side like "aye Timmy I fucks with you but if you use that word again I'm not gonna be here to defend you" and then Timmy learns his lesson. Don't be Timmy, u get me? If u a man, just stop using these terms. English language got millions of words. U don't need these. Caveat: gay males can use these words and it's hilarious. Like Timmy the straight male can't be all "lol Stephanie that SLUT" or he'll catch a bottle. However Bruce the friendly, fabulous gay male can say - to Stephanie - "OMG STEPHANIE YOU SUCKED HIM OFF AGAIN? AFTER YOU BROKE UP? STOP IT YOU SLUT LOL LOLOL." For some reason this is not offensive πŸ€”. In any event, happy Friday and bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Amber Rose, Bless Up, and Memes: PHOTOS OF PUPPIES TAKEN WITH A
 FISH-EYE LENS
 Drsmashlove
Say Bruh shout to u girls that use the word 'hoe'. 'Slut'. 'Thot'. 'Turbo thot' <- my lil homegirl calls herself this. (Actually that's a lie. She calls herself an 'OG Turbo Thot' 😩 WifeMaterial πŸ˜‚). In any event, I applaud y'all. Y'all have taken terms devised by shitty little men with shitty little PPs and owned them, repurposed them, and redeployed them in a manner that undermines the nefarious original intent behind such terms. I respect y'all. A woman has a right to conduct her sexual affairs as she fucking wishes! Nobody could control her body but her! Bam! Point blank period! But men lemme warn y'all. Some of y'all think that just because u went to the women's march and have a "I feel the Bern" pin, now y'all down with the cause and can use these words. NO. TREAD WITH CAUTION. U gon fuck around and use these words around women who don't know u and get a bottle cracked over your head. It's 2017 Bruh. Amber rose got these ladies empowered. And one of them gon empower a Heineken skrate to your temple. It's like the white dude Timmy who gets to college and starts hanging with the brothers and one night gets drunk + confident and he's like "N*GGA WHAT?!? πŸ˜‚" and then Troy the friendly black male pulls Timmy to the side like "aye Timmy I fucks with you but if you use that word again I'm not gonna be here to defend you" and then Timmy learns his lesson. Don't be Timmy, u get me? If u a man, just stop using these terms. English language got millions of words. U don't need these. Caveat: gay males can use these words and it's hilarious. Like Timmy the straight male can't be all "lol Stephanie that SLUT" or he'll catch a bottle. However Bruce the friendly, fabulous gay male can say - to Stephanie - "OMG STEPHANIE YOU SUCKED HIM OFF AGAIN? AFTER YOU BROKE UP? STOP IT YOU SLUT LOL LOLOL." For some reason this is not offensive πŸ€”. In any event, happy Friday and bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Say Bruh shout to u girls that use the word 'hoe'. 'Slut'. 'Thot'. 'Turbo thot' <- my lil homegirl calls herself this. (Actually that's a li...

Church, Come Over, and Dumb: When u told her you were STD free so she'd let you hit it raw I woke up this morning burning because I made the fatal mistake of falling in some thot coochie. Last night was dumb lit. A nigga was getting the twerk of a lifetime. I'm talking about a twerk where the bioty cheeks clapping so hard it sounds like gun shots. Real shit Im suffering from ptsd from that shit. I'm talking cheeks clapping with the force to make the booty juice splash in your face like a Steph curry 3. You gotta tell the booty say it don't spray it. Anyway this girl feeling the kid and wanted to proceed activities back to my crib. My momma home and she don't play that shit. My own niggas can't come over. My mom don't care either my homie can be behind me while I'm standing at the bedroom door and she be like who gone feed him? Not me. That shit be so embarrassing BRUH. Sweatogawd. I couldn't get them cheeks at the party so we decide to go to her crib. Fast forward we at her house and she got me sneaking in this bitch like I'm in metal gear. We get to her room and that's where all the magic proceeds. Before I crush she ask if I had protection? I knew I had the lord on my side cause I went to church last week. I had to be safe tho. I pulled out one of them tiny baggies that I keep the kush in. (thank god for the weed man) I put it on. My dick head look like he was being interrogated with that tiny baggies over his head. We safe tho so I clapped them bunyons for about 23.8364 strokes. Pulling out is overrated so I passed out right after. I woke up the next morning and I had to pee. Literally when the pee hit the seat the began toilet sizzling. A little got on my hand and I watched my pinky shrivel up. How am I suppose to pinky promise. The bathroom door lock when I hear aye who the fuck up in hea. Shorty had brothers and ain't tell me. Oh lord Ima get my ass kicked. No windows or nothing. I open the door hooping not to die when 3 midgets stood there. Her brothers look like a wild dugtrio from PokΓ©mon. I'm like little nigga move. That's when the 3 of them jumped me. I got my ass beat by some 4th graders. I'm embarrassed to say this. Last night took a L but tonight I bounce back pray for me fam. πŸ™πŸΏ
Church, Come Over, and Dumb: When u told her you were STD free so
 she'd let you hit it raw
I woke up this morning burning because I made the fatal mistake of falling in some thot coochie. Last night was dumb lit. A nigga was getting the twerk of a lifetime. I'm talking about a twerk where the bioty cheeks clapping so hard it sounds like gun shots. Real shit Im suffering from ptsd from that shit. I'm talking cheeks clapping with the force to make the booty juice splash in your face like a Steph curry 3. You gotta tell the booty say it don't spray it. Anyway this girl feeling the kid and wanted to proceed activities back to my crib. My momma home and she don't play that shit. My own niggas can't come over. My mom don't care either my homie can be behind me while I'm standing at the bedroom door and she be like who gone feed him? Not me. That shit be so embarrassing BRUH. Sweatogawd. I couldn't get them cheeks at the party so we decide to go to her crib. Fast forward we at her house and she got me sneaking in this bitch like I'm in metal gear. We get to her room and that's where all the magic proceeds. Before I crush she ask if I had protection? I knew I had the lord on my side cause I went to church last week. I had to be safe tho. I pulled out one of them tiny baggies that I keep the kush in. (thank god for the weed man) I put it on. My dick head look like he was being interrogated with that tiny baggies over his head. We safe tho so I clapped them bunyons for about 23.8364 strokes. Pulling out is overrated so I passed out right after. I woke up the next morning and I had to pee. Literally when the pee hit the seat the began toilet sizzling. A little got on my hand and I watched my pinky shrivel up. How am I suppose to pinky promise. The bathroom door lock when I hear aye who the fuck up in hea. Shorty had brothers and ain't tell me. Oh lord Ima get my ass kicked. No windows or nothing. I open the door hooping not to die when 3 midgets stood there. Her brothers look like a wild dugtrio from PokΓ©mon. I'm like little nigga move. That's when the 3 of them jumped me. I got my ass beat by some 4th graders. I'm embarrassed to say this. Last night took a L but tonight I bounce back pray for me fam. πŸ™πŸΏ

I woke up this morning burning because I made the fatal mistake of falling in some thot coochie. Last night was dumb lit. A nigga was gettin...