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Thou Art: dragonpuppies Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled! Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read Elizabethan Peasant 1: sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm* amityravenclawelf Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read? Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word "i cup" composed? hi-def-doritos Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy? Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily. Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon. little-niggah-sugar Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert marzipanandminutiae Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends! Elizabethan Scholar 1 .I have not sufficient to sup on fowl ur-friendly-local-memer Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a 'b', and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee? Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee? vampyrewhore Mine outspoke companion: how many Appels art havested from a tree? Me: I know not, may it be twice a score? My companion: Nay fool, every Appel grows upona harvest sprig! Me: Frederich, upon the heavens I will strike thee down, for thy scalding wit is naught to my mighty brawn Source: dragonpuppies 86,585 notes Hi hungry, Im Dad
Thou Art: dragonpuppies
 Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone
 has writ upon that ceiling that thou art
 most easily gulled!
 Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for
 I cannot read
 Elizabethan Peasant 1: sighing, lowers his
 visage unto his palm*
 amityravenclawelf
 Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?
 Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as
 well
 Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the
 word "i cup" composed?
 hi-def-doritos
 Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a
 sporting jest! What art thou when thou art
 a peasant and art occupied in a privy?
 Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but
 certain am I that thou shalt tell me
 speedily.
 Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou
 art a peon.
 little-niggah-sugar
 Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast
 and am filled with pangs of hunger
 Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of
 Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert
 marzipanandminutiae
 Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but
 sixty-nine pence
 Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well
 what such a sum portends!
 Elizabethan Scholar 1 .I have not sufficient to sup
 on fowl
 ur-friendly-local-memer
 Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal
 with a 'b', and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire
 Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is
 the bee?
 Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?
 vampyrewhore
 Mine outspoke companion: how many Appels art
 havested from a tree?
 Me: I know not, may it be twice a score?
 My companion: Nay fool, every Appel grows upona
 harvest sprig!
 Me: Frederich, upon the heavens I will strike thee
 down, for thy scalding wit is naught to my mighty
 brawn
 Source: dragonpuppies
 86,585 notes
Hi hungry, Im Dad

Hi hungry, Im Dad

Thou Art: probablyvampirerpgideas Make a Vampire character who's lived through several waves of the common language's development and can't let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess anachronistic-cat .. can i use that phrase irl? probablyvampirerpgideas Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age nternet lingo like all the time the-argumentative-viper Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you're toss'd with. Chill already, you're not valid nuttersincorporated You are an unrighteous, basardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan I love the idea of a vampire who's language travels back in time as they get pissed take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito sleepyamericanteen Reading these is like literary whiplash kyraneko Thou'rt a base and unhappy drama-fucker and I would yeet you out the nearest window for a donut. rickktish Bestill thy mongrel tongue and shut your face ere I unhappy thot do yeet thee hence!! I'll not hesitate, bitch, to do thee in whomst ruinest mine pizza with thine vape Source: probablyvampirerpgideas Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!
Thou Art: probablyvampirerpgideas
 Make a Vampire character who's lived through several waves of the
 common language's development and can't let go if certain gramatical
 habbits from different time eras
 So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
 anachronistic-cat
 .. can i use that phrase irl?
 probablyvampirerpgideas
 Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just
 completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear
 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age
 nternet lingo like all the time
 the-argumentative-viper
 Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of
 splean as you're toss'd with. Chill already, you're not valid
 nuttersincorporated
 You are an unrighteous, basardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art
 false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell
 just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too
 fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan
 I love the idea of a vampire who's language travels back in time as they get
 pissed
 take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool
 grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
 sleepyamericanteen
 Reading these is like literary whiplash
 kyraneko
 Thou'rt a base and unhappy drama-fucker and I would yeet you out the
 nearest window for a donut.
 rickktish
 Bestill thy mongrel tongue and shut your face
 ere I unhappy thot do yeet thee hence!!
 I'll not hesitate, bitch, to do thee in
 whomst ruinest mine pizza with thine vape
 Source: probablyvampirerpgideas
Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!

Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!

Thou Art: RI 4aal 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 1:22 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, 2016 W "Good Things T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails. We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12:15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because l'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM Wow you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat. And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton. Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what I actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have t have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? manell are you? Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through
Thou Art: RI 4aal 79%. 12:38 AM
 Amber
 Sat, Apr 14, 1:22 PM
 AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair
 Bk Converse, 2016 W "Good Things
 T-shirt. If sighted, text
 Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM
 It's been three days and still no
 reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've
 gotta call off the search at this point.
 Our department just doesn't have the
 funding to keep chasing cold trails.
 We've failed you, and you can never
 know how much we wish could change
 that
 Tue, May 1, 12:15 AM
 Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic
 Park" because l'd like to lock some
 genetic information into Amber
 Saturday 3:21 PM
 Wow you were dedicated here
 3 attempts and nothing
 You're an ambitious at least
 Monday 12:01 AM
 I spent more time than I'll admit looking
 for a pun involving Amberger
 But I mean my usual Tinder MO is
 writing lengthy poems or sonnets to
 custom orders so you haven't yet seen
 my true power
 Monday 1:20 AM
 Write me a sonnet
 About whales
 Monday 2:19 AM
 Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave?
 Thou art more massive and more full of
 For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled
 grave
 and summer's tides do draw at times of
 strife
 When near the beach a perfect form
 reclines
 sometime too quick the ocean makes
 retreat.
 And there in air exposed the blubber
 shines
 mine eyes own love could turn the
 saltfoam sweet
 For thy eternal summer shall not fade
 and love shall be doled out in metric
 ton.
 Let forth your grace eject from
 blowhole sprayed
 my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback
 true loved one
 Forevermore my breath is captured still,
 my bosom full of love as yours with krill.
 Today 12:20 AM
 Ok what
 I actually really liked that
 Like a stupid amount
 Honestly tinder is dumb and I only
 have t
 have it to make fun of people in my
 groupchats but I'm not gonna make
 fun of you
 You earned it
 It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still
 perplexed
 Are you an English major? What's your
 story, Drew? Who the hell are you?
 manell are you?
Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Thou Art: RI 4a.d 79%. 12:38 AM Amber Sat, Apr 14, 122 PM AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair Bk Converse, "2016 W "Good Things" T-shirt. If sighted, text Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM It's been three days and still no reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've gotta call off the search at this point. Our department just doesn't have the funding to keep chasing cold trails We've failed you, and you can never know how much we wish could change that Tue, May 1, 12.15 AM Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic Park" because I'd like to lock some genetic information into Amber Saturday 3:21 PM you were dedicated here 3 attempts and nothing You're an ambitious at least Monday 12:01 AM I spent more time than I'll admit looking for a pun involving Amberger But I mean my usual Tinder MO is writing lengthy poems or sonnets to custom orders so you haven't yet seen my true power Monday 1:20 AM Write me a sonnet About whales Monday 2:19 AM Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave? Thou art more massive and more full of For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled grave and summer's tides do draw at times of strife When near the beach a perfect form reclines sometime too quick the ocean makes retreat And there in air exposed the blubber shines mine eyes' own love could turn the saltfoam sweet For thy eternal summer shall not fade and love shall be doled out in metric ton Let forth your grace eject from blowhole sprayed my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback true loved one Forevermore my breath is captured still, my bosom full of love as yours with krill. Today 12:20 AM Ok what l actually really liked that Like a stupid amount Honestly tinder is dumb and I only have it to make fun of people in my groupchats but I'm not gonna make fun of you You earned it It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still perplexed Are you an English major? What's your story, Drew? Who the hell are you? Sent Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through
Thou Art: RI 4a.d 79%. 12:38 AM
 Amber
 Sat, Apr 14, 122 PM
 AMBER ALERT South FL 10/10 Red Hair
 Bk Converse, "2016 W "Good Things"
 T-shirt. If sighted, text
 Mon, Apr 16, 12:44 PM
 It's been three days and still no
 reported sightings.... I'm sorry.... we've
 gotta call off the search at this point.
 Our department just doesn't have the
 funding to keep chasing cold trails
 We've failed you, and you can never
 know how much we wish could change
 that
 Tue, May 1, 12.15 AM
 Call me "the mosquito from Jurassic
 Park" because I'd like to lock some
 genetic information into Amber
 Saturday 3:21 PM
 you were dedicated here
 3 attempts and nothing
 You're an ambitious at least
 Monday 12:01 AM
 I spent more time than I'll admit looking
 for a pun involving Amberger
 But I mean my usual Tinder MO is
 writing lengthy poems or sonnets to
 custom orders so you haven't yet seen
 my true power
 Monday 1:20 AM
 Write me a sonnet
 About whales
 Monday 2:19 AM
 Shall I compare thee to a tidal wave?
 Thou art more massive and more full of
 For seaweed whips in mottled, tangled
 grave
 and summer's tides do draw at times of
 strife
 When near the beach a perfect form
 reclines
 sometime too quick the ocean makes
 retreat
 And there in air exposed the blubber
 shines
 mine eyes' own love could turn the
 saltfoam sweet
 For thy eternal summer shall not fade
 and love shall be doled out in metric
 ton
 Let forth your grace eject from
 blowhole sprayed
 my schoolbus-sized blue humpedback
 true loved one
 Forevermore my breath is captured still,
 my bosom full of love as yours with krill.
 Today 12:20 AM
 Ok what
 l actually really liked that
 Like a stupid amount
 Honestly tinder is dumb and I only
 have it to make fun of people in my
 groupchats but I'm not gonna make
 fun of you
 You earned it
 It's been all of 3 minutes and I'm still
 perplexed
 Are you an English major? What's your
 story, Drew? Who the hell are you?
 Sent
Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Sometimes it takes three attempts to break through

Thou Art: Thou art no Romeo Famed swan couple is all-female By Donovan Slack Globe Staff / August 12,2005 E-mail l Reprints I Text size+ Boston's beloved pair of swans feted by city leaders, residents, and tourists alike as one of the Hub's most celebrated summer attractions are a same-sex couple. Yes, scientific tests have shown that the pair, named Romeo and Juliet, are really Juliet and Juliet. (Full article: 936 words) This happy same-sex couple exhibits all the behaviors of two heterosexual swans that havee mated for life, said Dr. Frank Beal, general curator Zoo New England, where the swans live in the fall and winter. "They build nests together, incubate eggs together and defend their territory together," he said. "They're deeply bonded." Reactions from Bostonians have been mixed. Some are calling them a symbol of acceptance and tolerance, with a nod to the fact that Massachusettes is the first state to legalize gay marriage. Others are calling for the city to buy "real Romeos," male swans for the girls. As of now, the Parks Department plans to do no such thing No Plans to Introduce a Male "Swans do mate for life," Beall said. "If you introduce a male at this point, he will likely be driven off." <p><a href="http://sanguineswanqueen.tumblr.com/post/154346104440/reblog-if-u-support-these-lesbian-swans" class="tumblr_blog">sanguineswanqueen</a>:</p><blockquote><p>💗Reblog if u support these lesbian swans 💗</p></blockquote>
Thou Art: Thou art no Romeo
 Famed swan couple is all-female
 By Donovan Slack
 Globe Staff / August 12,2005
 E-mail l
 Reprints I
 Text size+
 Boston's beloved pair of swans
 feted by city leaders, residents, and
 tourists alike as one of the Hub's
 most celebrated summer attractions
 are a same-sex couple. Yes,
 scientific tests have shown that the
 pair, named Romeo and Juliet, are
 really Juliet and Juliet. (Full article: 936
 words)

 This happy same-sex couple
 exhibits all the behaviors of two
 heterosexual swans that havee
 mated for life, said Dr. Frank Beal,
 general curator Zoo New England,
 where the swans live in the fall and
 winter.
 "They build nests together, incubate
 eggs together and defend their
 territory together," he said. "They're
 deeply bonded."

 Reactions from Bostonians have
 been mixed. Some are calling them
 a symbol of acceptance and
 tolerance, with a nod to the fact that
 Massachusettes is the first state to
 legalize gay marriage. Others are
 calling for the city to buy "real
 Romeos," male swans for the girls.

 As of now, the Parks Department
 plans to do no such thing
 No Plans to Introduce a Male
 "Swans do mate for life," Beall said.
 "If you introduce a male at this
 point, he will likely be driven off."
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Thou Art: Anonymous Dare: text the 13th person in your contacts saying "I've always loved you" Then post the results. After that u can tell them it was a dare, but only if they reply Answer oo AT&T 8:26 PM О 42%! Messages Ashleigh Contact Message Today 8:23 PM I've always loved you. omg really???? me too... wow I never thought this day would come.... I'm so happy to be with you... l feel like this is really the beginning of something great Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. Sometime too hot the eye Message Send *o«0o AT&T 8:26 PM O 42 % 0, Contact Messages Ashleigh ail too short a date Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimmed And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed; But thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade, When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st. So lona as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee Message Send AT&T ? 8:26 PM O 42 % 0, Messages Ashleigh Contact sometime declines, By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimmed; But thy eternal summer shall not fade, Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st Nor shall death brag thou wand'rest in his shade, When in eternal lines to Time thou grow'st. So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee Imao sike Delivered fuck you you're a fuckin turtle dick don't talk to me Message Send
Thou Art: Anonymous
 Dare: text the 13th person in your
 contacts saying "I've always loved you"
 Then post the results. After that u can
 tell them it was a dare, but only if they
 reply
 Answer

 oo AT&T
 8:26 PM
 О 42%!
 Messages Ashleigh
 Contact
 Message
 Today 8:23 PM
 I've always loved you.
 omg really???? me too...
 wow I never thought this
 day would come.... I'm so
 happy to be with you...
 l feel like this is really the
 beginning of something
 great
 Shall I compare thee to a
 summer's day?
 Thou art more lovely and
 more temperate
 Rough winds do shake the
 darling buds of May,
 And summer's lease hath
 all too short a date.
 Sometime too hot the eye
 Message
 Send

 *o«0o AT&T
 8:26 PM
 O 42 %
 0,
 Contact
 Messages Ashleigh
 ail too short a date
 Sometime too hot the eye
 of heaven shines,
 And often is his gold
 complexion dimmed
 And every fair from fair
 sometime declines,
 By chance, or nature's
 changing course,
 untrimmed;
 But thy eternal summer
 shall not fade,
 Nor lose possession of
 that fair thou ow'st
 Nor shall death brag thou
 wand'rest in his shade,
 When in eternal lines to
 Time thou grow'st.
 So lona as men can
 breathe, or eyes can see,
 So long lives this, and
 this gives life to thee
 Message
 Send

 AT&T ?
 8:26 PM
 O 42 %
 0,
 Messages Ashleigh
 Contact
 sometime declines,
 By chance, or nature's
 changing course,
 untrimmed;
 But thy eternal summer
 shall not fade,
 Nor lose possession of
 that fair thou ow'st
 Nor shall death brag thou
 wand'rest in his shade,
 When in eternal lines to
 Time thou grow'st.
 So long as men can
 breathe, or eyes can see,
 So long lives this, and
 this gives life to thee
 Imao sike
 Delivered
 fuck you you're a fuckin
 turtle dick don't talk to me
 Message
 Send