🔥 | Latest

Dogs, Target, and Tumblr: ups-dogs:Guard dog in Aurora, CO. Thanks for sending it in Tiffany.
Dogs, Target, and Tumblr: ups-dogs:Guard dog in Aurora, CO. Thanks for sending it in Tiffany.

ups-dogs:Guard dog in Aurora, CO. Thanks for sending it in Tiffany.

Friday, Gif, and Regret: Today 8:20 AM Today 5:58 AM And I said what about breakfast at... And then i said..what about Breakfast at tiffanys! Friday 3:03 AM Today 10:23 AM Breakfast at my place, Tiffany? Fri, Aug 3, 5:54 PM Today 1012 AM What about breakfast at Tiffany's? Type a message... Fri, Aug 3, 9-54 PM GIF 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 89 0 Monday 1221 PM Care to invite me? Aha x Saturday 1.50 PM Today 7:26 PM Breakfast at Tiffany's? Today 846 PM Will I be having breakfast at tiffa Wednesday 11:52 PM Breakfast at Tiffanys? I'd prefer if you were my breakfast. Breakfast @ ype a message. Type a message GIF the 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 89 0 Today 6:21PM Today 5:56 PM Today 140 AM What is breakfast like at your place? Today 12:36 PM What about breakfast at yours? I'd like breakfast at Tiffany's x How many daily offers do you get for breakfast? GIF ype a message Today 3:24 PM so, many 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 a message Today 10:04 AM Today 7:59 PM Friday 5:57 PM Today 7:58 PM And I said "what about breakfast at your place"? You said "I think I'd remember he film, and as I recall think we both kinda liked it" And I said "Well, that's one thing we've got" Breakfast at tiffanies What about breakfast at your place? I heard the breakfast at yours is great Saturday 5:22 AM I regret messaging first. you didnt even spell it correctly Saturday 7.02 AM ype a Today 10:18 PM Cringe Wait how do you spell it Sent Today 4:31 PM ype a message... ype a message Breakfast at yours? Wednesday 1159 PM Type a message So I said what about breakfast at Tiffany's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 The most common line from my two week holiday.
Friday, Gif, and Regret: Today 8:20 AM
 Today 5:58 AM
 And I said what about
 breakfast at...
 And then i said..what about
 Breakfast at tiffanys!
 Friday 3:03 AM
 Today 10:23 AM
 Breakfast at my place, Tiffany?
 Fri, Aug 3, 5:54 PM
 Today 1012 AM
 What about breakfast at
 Tiffany's?
 Type a message...
 Fri, Aug 3, 9-54 PM
 GIF
 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 89 0
 Monday 1221 PM
 Care to invite me? Aha x
 Saturday 1.50 PM
 Today 7:26 PM
 Breakfast at Tiffany's?
 Today 846 PM
 Will I be having breakfast
 at tiffa
 Wednesday 11:52 PM
 Breakfast at Tiffanys? I'd prefer
 if you were my breakfast.
 Breakfast @
 ype a message.
 Type a message
 GIF
 the
 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 89 0
 Today 6:21PM
 Today 5:56 PM
 Today 140 AM
 What is breakfast like at
 your place?
 Today 12:36 PM
 What about breakfast at yours?
 I'd like breakfast at Tiffany's x
 How many daily offers do you
 get for breakfast?
 GIF
 ype a message
 Today 3:24 PM
 so, many
 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
 a message
 Today 10:04 AM
 Today 7:59 PM
 Friday 5:57 PM
 Today 7:58 PM
 And I said "what about
 breakfast at your place"?
 You said "I think I'd remember
 he film, and as I recall think
 we both kinda liked it"
 And I said "Well, that's one
 thing we've got"
 Breakfast at tiffanies
 What about breakfast at your
 place?
 I heard the breakfast at yours
 is great
 Saturday 5:22 AM
 I regret messaging first.
 you didnt even spell it correctly
 Saturday 7.02 AM
 ype a
 Today 10:18 PM
 Cringe
 Wait how do you spell it
 Sent
 Today 4:31 PM
 ype a message...
 ype a message
 Breakfast at yours?
 Wednesday 1159 PM
 Type a message
 So I said what about breakfast
 at Tiffany's
 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0
The most common line from my two week holiday.

The most common line from my two week holiday.

Confused, Crime, and Girls: Hey if you could eat any letter of the alphabet, what letter would you eat and why? Yesterday 6:48 PM I would eat Os but not the sad ones, only the CheeriOs Today 11:15 AM Hmm...that's a better response than any l've got before Let me guess most girls only want the D? But your saving that for later Nah, I've gotten like an F for no reason, and one said Y, but now that I think about it they may have been asking me Aha well Then tbhl was hella confused when you asked and I seriously thought it was a dick joke I can see that, but just going with a D is so uncreative Very true think. I like the way you Now what letter would you eat? Lol R because its the most sinister sounding. That's why it's called murder and not mukduk What's mukduk I have no idea, but I know what murder is What's that Like...when you kill someone and get charged with murder I think it's a fun word to say Yeah know I knew that I was just saying if that's what we were actually talking about here. But murders kinda interest me like I watch a lot of documentaries and conspiracy theories lol I don't like the parts of those documentaries that have blood Really? Yeah, I'm more into the whole theft crime thing. SometimesI like to imagine my perfect crime I break into Tiffany's at midnight Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in New Brunswick, but I go to Yukon. I don't trust her. Besides I like the cold. Thirty years later, get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier Sent Today 6:07 PM That's deep lol I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*
Confused, Crime, and Girls: Hey if you could eat any letter of
 the alphabet, what letter would
 you eat and why?
 Yesterday 6:48 PM
 I would eat Os but not the sad
 ones, only the CheeriOs
 Today 11:15 AM
 Hmm...that's a better response
 than any l've got before
 Let me guess most girls only
 want the D? But your saving that
 for later
 Nah, I've gotten like an F for no
 reason, and one said Y, but now
 that I think about it they may
 have been asking me
 Aha well Then tbhl was hella
 confused when you asked and I
 seriously thought it was a dick
 joke
 I can see that, but just going with
 a D is so uncreative
 Very true
 think.
 I like the way you
 Now what letter would you eat?
 Lol
 R because its the most sinister
 sounding. That's why it's called
 murder and not mukduk
 What's mukduk
 I have no idea, but I know what
 murder is
 What's that
 Like...when you kill someone and
 get charged with murder
 I think it's a fun word to say
 Yeah know I knew that I was just
 saying if that's what we were
 actually talking about here. But
 murders kinda interest me like I
 watch a lot of documentaries and
 conspiracy theories lol
 I don't like the parts of those
 documentaries that have blood
 Really?
 Yeah, I'm more into the whole
 theft crime thing. SometimesI
 like to imagine my perfect crime
 I break into Tiffany's at midnight
 Do I go for the vault? No, I go for
 the chandelier. It's priceless. As
 I'm taking it down, a woman
 catches me. She tells me to stop
 It's her father's business. She's
 Tiffany. I say no. We make love
 all night. In the morning, the cops
 come and I escape in one of their
 uniforms. I tell her to meet me in
 New Brunswick, but I go to
 Yukon. I don't trust her. Besides
 I like the cold. Thirty years later,
 get a postcard. I have a son and
 he's the chief of police. This is
 where the story gets interesting
 I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris
 by the Trocadero. She's been
 waiting for me all these years
 She's never taken another lover. I
 don't care. I don't show up. I go
 to Berlin. That's where I stashed
 the chandelier
 Sent
 Today 6:07 PM
 That's deep lol
I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*

I don’t think she’s the one. *looks disappointingly into the camera*