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    A Dream, Crying, and Driving: soonish. There are no real problems with
 I know you are asking $1200 and that
 seems like a good price. Would you be
 willing to hold it until next week?
 I really need a car but I have to wait til my
 taxes come
 Sorry, I already told someone I wouldn't
 hold it.
 That's fine. I've had a hard time finder
 something reliable in my price range. I'm
 borrowing my moms car now, but it's
 tough to get me and her to work and my
 kids to preschool but were making it work.
 Hopefully l'll get my taxes back next week.
 No prob. I actually just want the car to go
 to someone who needs it. If you need it,
 you can have it.
 Thanks so much! I'll let you know as soon
 as the direct deposits comes through.
 So excited!
 No, I mean do you want the car for free? l
 wanted to make sure whoever got it
 actually needed it, so I didn't list it as free
 because everyone would have "needed" it,
 but probably just resold it
 What?? Are you serious? You don't have
 todo that, the price is fine. I wouldn't feel
 right not paying for it.
 No, srsly. I want to give it to someone who
 needs it, and you seem to genuinely need
 it. It's yours. No money needed
 I'm crying... are you kidding?
 Why would you do that?
 No, not kidding. I don't need it and I
 figured someone else did. I'm glad you'll
 be able to use it. Can you meet today or
 tomorrow?
 Are you sure? I'm so excited and cat
 believe this! You have no idea how much
 this will bless me and my kids! Omg, I'm
 literally crying right now
 Yes I can meet whenever you want but I
 deffnstly don't have money to pay for it
 right now
 Lol, no money needed! Really. (except to
 register it, I guess). Let me know if you
 need help with that too, I want to get you
 driving it ASAP
 THANKS YOU SOOO MUCH
 Are you real? This feels like a dream
This is absolutely amazing !! A woman offered her car for free !
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                A Dream, Crying, and Driving: soonish. There are no real problems with
 I know you are asking $1200 and that
 seems like a good price. Would you be
 willing to hold it until next week?
 I really need a car but I have to wait til my
 taxes come
 Sorry, I already told someone I wouldn't
 hold it.
 That's fine. I've had a hard time finder
 something reliable in my price range. I'm
 borrowing my moms car now, but it's
 tough to get me and her to work and my
 kids to preschool but were making it work.
 Hopefully l'll get my taxes back next week.
 No prob. I actually just want the car to go
 to someone who needs it. If you need it,
 you can have it.
 Thanks so much! I'll let you know as soon
 as the direct deposits comes through.
 So excited!
 No, I mean do you want the car for free? l
 wanted to make sure whoever got it
 actually needed it, so I didn't list it as free
 because everyone would have "needed" it,
 but probably just resold it
 What?? Are you serious? You don't have
 todo that, the price is fine. I wouldn't feel
 right not paying for it.
 No, srsly. I want to give it to someone who
 needs it, and you seem to genuinely need
 it. It's yours. No money needed
 I'm crying... are you kidding?
 Why would you do that?
 No, not kidding. I don't need it and I
 figured someone else did. I'm glad you'll
 be able to use it. Can you meet today or
 tomorrow?
 Are you sure? I'm so excited and cat
 believe this! You have no idea how much
 this will bless me and my kids! Omg, I'm
 literally crying right now
 Yes I can meet whenever you want but I
 deffnstly don't have money to pay for it
 right now
 Lol, no money needed! Really. (except to
 register it, I guess). Let me know if you
 need help with that too, I want to get you
 driving it ASAP
 THANKS YOU SOOO MUCH
 Are you real? This feels like a dream
This is absolutely amazing !! A woman offered her car for free !
                
            

            
            
This is absolutely amazing !! A woman offered her car for free !

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Bitch, Drinking, and Drugs: Add contact
 Report spam
 who ever you are if I were you l'd think about
 who your harassing I have no fin idea who
 the hell you are so unless you have business
 with me stop fucking harassing me BITCH
 30
 And if this is someone with a problem
 and you wanna actually do something
 MOTHERFUCKER BRING IT

 Add contact
 Report spam
 I have no idea who you are. Or why you're
 texting me. But you got the wrong number
 bub
 This number has been calling me for weeks
 bub
 And shit is always fun and games til someone
 gets their fucking mouth blown out then they
 go cry to the police so just quit fucking with
 me
 PERIOD
 https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/quides
 spoofing-and-caller-id
 Do some research pal

 https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/quides
 /spoofing-and-caller-id
 Do some research pal
 Caller ID Spoofing
 Caller ID spoofing is when a caller deliberately falsifies
 the information transmitted to your caller ID display
 www.fcc.gov
 Get fucked pal
 LOLOLO
 Just tell me who you are and come where l
 am that's all you have to do VERY EASY SHIT
 HERE BUBBY PAL

 Add contact
 Report spam
 YOU ARE REALLY DUMB.
 Already told you, you texted me. I got no clue
 who you are
 And wtf was that first picture lmao
 Heel kick to chest idiot
 Without looking at your target? Brilliant
 manuever Eddie Gordo
 When your me you can do these things my
 friend

 When your me you can do these things my
 friend
 Glob
 You went full retard, man.
 Kayla you need to be arrested and thrown in
 jail for doing drugs Cocaine namely drinking
 smoking weed and cigarettes when you were
 pregnant you killed your baby Carson he
 was a innocent victim of your spoiled bullshit
 YOU KILLED YOUR KID CARSON YOU KILLED
 HIM
 Who the fuck is Kayla LMAO
 Now MMS
Guy texted me out of the blue.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bitch, Drinking, and Drugs: Add contact
 Report spam
 who ever you are if I were you l'd think about
 who your harassing I have no fin idea who
 the hell you are so unless you have business
 with me stop fucking harassing me BITCH
 30
 And if this is someone with a problem
 and you wanna actually do something
 MOTHERFUCKER BRING IT

 Add contact
 Report spam
 I have no idea who you are. Or why you're
 texting me. But you got the wrong number
 bub
 This number has been calling me for weeks
 bub
 And shit is always fun and games til someone
 gets their fucking mouth blown out then they
 go cry to the police so just quit fucking with
 me
 PERIOD
 https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/quides
 spoofing-and-caller-id
 Do some research pal

 https://www.fcc.gov/consumers/quides
 /spoofing-and-caller-id
 Do some research pal
 Caller ID Spoofing
 Caller ID spoofing is when a caller deliberately falsifies
 the information transmitted to your caller ID display
 www.fcc.gov
 Get fucked pal
 LOLOLO
 Just tell me who you are and come where l
 am that's all you have to do VERY EASY SHIT
 HERE BUBBY PAL

 Add contact
 Report spam
 YOU ARE REALLY DUMB.
 Already told you, you texted me. I got no clue
 who you are
 And wtf was that first picture lmao
 Heel kick to chest idiot
 Without looking at your target? Brilliant
 manuever Eddie Gordo
 When your me you can do these things my
 friend

 When your me you can do these things my
 friend
 Glob
 You went full retard, man.
 Kayla you need to be arrested and thrown in
 jail for doing drugs Cocaine namely drinking
 smoking weed and cigarettes when you were
 pregnant you killed your baby Carson he
 was a innocent victim of your spoiled bullshit
 YOU KILLED YOUR KID CARSON YOU KILLED
 HIM
 Who the fuck is Kayla LMAO
 Now MMS
Guy texted me out of the blue.
                
            

            
            
Guy texted me out of the blue.

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Alive, Bodies , and Brains: ilthat
 TIL that due to their small brains koalas are unable to perform complex,
 unfamiliar tasks such as eat leaves off of flat surfaces.
 via reddit.com
 toast-potent
 how are they even alive
 kickin-jeans
 eucalyptus trees are full of flammable oil that causes the trees to explode during
 forest fires, killing other trees and spreading its seeds to grow in their place
 koalas survive solely because nothing else in their environment Wants To Eat
 The Fucking Bombs
 humandisastersquad
 WROTE THIS POST#god dont get me fuckin started#the NUMBER of times
 ive Gone Off abt koalas in zooarch class#on a scale of koalas to wombats how
 good is ur marsupial at Being Alive#hey hey u know what else? koalas are s0
 picky with their diet that theyll only eat the leaves of one (1) type of eucalypt#and
 even then ONLY specimens of that tree that are within a very tight geographic
 range of where the koala was born#the rescue centre in my city? they have to
 ship branches from all over the state bc koalas there physically Will Not Eat
 anything thats not#from their very very small very precise home range#theyd
 rather starve to death than try leaves from like the next suburb over#i have 60
 other reasons why koalas spit in the face of natural selection hmu if you want
 YELLING i cant be bothered to list them all here#god theyre so
 incomprehensibly dumb. god#HEY ALSO the reason their brains are so small is
 bc YEah the one SINGLE species of tree they eat is incredibly toxic#their diet
 consists of 1 food and it is Brain-Shrinking Poison (@reyroace)
 reyroace
 oh u like that? try this one: the main natural cause of death in koalas is
 starvation, because
 1) their dumbass teeth are SHIT. to be a herbivore and chomp cellulose all day u
 need some real tough grinders in there, and almost every other herbivore in
 nature has SOME sort of dental adaptation to make sure they dont run out of
 tooth by the time they hit middle age. horses have big tall teeth, wombat teeth
 grow forever, kangaroos have got a little conveyor belt system goin on, etc etc
 everyone's doin SOMETHING except fuckign koalas. idiots have tiny fuckin
 shortass normal teeth that do an okay job for maybe like 15 years and then wear
 down and leave them with ridiculous fuckin useless old man gums that do shit
 all. but thats fine bc all koalas do anyway is sit in trees and sleep 22hrs a day
 then wake up and scream and eat poison and they do this all day every day until
 they run out of teeth at which point they just fall out of the tree and die
 2) idiots can't die any other fuckin way bc nothing in nature wants to eat them bc
 their bodies are chocker block with LITERAL poison. fuckin USELESS their flesh
 just sits around and slowly rots bc its too gross-tasting and toxic for any animal
 w half a brain cell to think abt going near it. have yall ever seen koala viscera. bc
 i have and let me tell u that shit is RANK. looks like the inside of a smoker's lung
 from some fuckdamn nicabate ad bc the tannins in eucalypt leaves stain their
 organs like khaki black. like some fuckin darklsteve irwin costume well better
 piss ur way right off from this one anti-steve bc thats a natural defense
 mechanism meant to warn u that koalas should in no way be alive and if u touch
 them theyll drag u into their stupid evolutionary dead-end where they get to sit
 around all day doin fuck all and pumpin themselves full of brain-killing poison
 while we run around makin them our olympic games mascots and pretending
 theyre cute and honest to god looking for ways to save them from the brink of
 extinction which actually is unnecessary bc a) theyre not really endangered at
 all, nature is a fuckign miracle and b) the drongos clearly want to die so i say let
 em
 reyroace
 by the way i never elaborated on "koalas sit in trees all day screaming" but heres
 a lil fuckin. heres a fun nugget heres a lil soundbyte this is what koalas sound
 like
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-jmeBQVQlsTU
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-O0CAx1jLbJk
 gallusrostromegalus
 My favorite story about Koalas comes from the book The Killer Koala
 Humorous Australian Bush Stories" By Kenneth Cook, which is an excellently
 good book with some A+ storytelling. he describes the Koala's "Anti-Dingo
 Defense", wherein they latch on to the belly of the dingo to slow down the rate at
 which they are being consumed alive by starving canid, gradually trn themselves
 around until they've got thier head in the Dingo's crotch, and then procede to
 BITE THE SHIT out of the Dingo's Tender Bits, whilst clowing at the ribs and
 projectile-evacuating thier bowels,
 Mr. Cook found out about the Anti-Dingo Defense beause he was tricked
 into 'rescuing' a bunch of koalas off an island by the promise of a Hot Date with
 a young lady, wondered why they were all being given armored aprons to handle
 the koalas with, only to find out firsthand, which pretty much ruined his prospects
 of a date.
 teratomarty
 What I'm getting is that koalas are basically Australian-grade Death Sloths.
the more you know
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Alive, Bodies , and Brains: ilthat
 TIL that due to their small brains koalas are unable to perform complex,
 unfamiliar tasks such as eat leaves off of flat surfaces.
 via reddit.com
 toast-potent
 how are they even alive
 kickin-jeans
 eucalyptus trees are full of flammable oil that causes the trees to explode during
 forest fires, killing other trees and spreading its seeds to grow in their place
 koalas survive solely because nothing else in their environment Wants To Eat
 The Fucking Bombs
 humandisastersquad
 WROTE THIS POST#god dont get me fuckin started#the NUMBER of times
 ive Gone Off abt koalas in zooarch class#on a scale of koalas to wombats how
 good is ur marsupial at Being Alive#hey hey u know what else? koalas are s0
 picky with their diet that theyll only eat the leaves of one (1) type of eucalypt#and
 even then ONLY specimens of that tree that are within a very tight geographic
 range of where the koala was born#the rescue centre in my city? they have to
 ship branches from all over the state bc koalas there physically Will Not Eat
 anything thats not#from their very very small very precise home range#theyd
 rather starve to death than try leaves from like the next suburb over#i have 60
 other reasons why koalas spit in the face of natural selection hmu if you want
 YELLING i cant be bothered to list them all here#god theyre so
 incomprehensibly dumb. god#HEY ALSO the reason their brains are so small is
 bc YEah the one SINGLE species of tree they eat is incredibly toxic#their diet
 consists of 1 food and it is Brain-Shrinking Poison (@reyroace)
 reyroace
 oh u like that? try this one: the main natural cause of death in koalas is
 starvation, because
 1) their dumbass teeth are SHIT. to be a herbivore and chomp cellulose all day u
 need some real tough grinders in there, and almost every other herbivore in
 nature has SOME sort of dental adaptation to make sure they dont run out of
 tooth by the time they hit middle age. horses have big tall teeth, wombat teeth
 grow forever, kangaroos have got a little conveyor belt system goin on, etc etc
 everyone's doin SOMETHING except fuckign koalas. idiots have tiny fuckin
 shortass normal teeth that do an okay job for maybe like 15 years and then wear
 down and leave them with ridiculous fuckin useless old man gums that do shit
 all. but thats fine bc all koalas do anyway is sit in trees and sleep 22hrs a day
 then wake up and scream and eat poison and they do this all day every day until
 they run out of teeth at which point they just fall out of the tree and die
 2) idiots can't die any other fuckin way bc nothing in nature wants to eat them bc
 their bodies are chocker block with LITERAL poison. fuckin USELESS their flesh
 just sits around and slowly rots bc its too gross-tasting and toxic for any animal
 w half a brain cell to think abt going near it. have yall ever seen koala viscera. bc
 i have and let me tell u that shit is RANK. looks like the inside of a smoker's lung
 from some fuckdamn nicabate ad bc the tannins in eucalypt leaves stain their
 organs like khaki black. like some fuckin darklsteve irwin costume well better
 piss ur way right off from this one anti-steve bc thats a natural defense
 mechanism meant to warn u that koalas should in no way be alive and if u touch
 them theyll drag u into their stupid evolutionary dead-end where they get to sit
 around all day doin fuck all and pumpin themselves full of brain-killing poison
 while we run around makin them our olympic games mascots and pretending
 theyre cute and honest to god looking for ways to save them from the brink of
 extinction which actually is unnecessary bc a) theyre not really endangered at
 all, nature is a fuckign miracle and b) the drongos clearly want to die so i say let
 em
 reyroace
 by the way i never elaborated on "koalas sit in trees all day screaming" but heres
 a lil fuckin. heres a fun nugget heres a lil soundbyte this is what koalas sound
 like
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-jmeBQVQlsTU
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v-O0CAx1jLbJk
 gallusrostromegalus
 My favorite story about Koalas comes from the book The Killer Koala
 Humorous Australian Bush Stories" By Kenneth Cook, which is an excellently
 good book with some A+ storytelling. he describes the Koala's "Anti-Dingo
 Defense", wherein they latch on to the belly of the dingo to slow down the rate at
 which they are being consumed alive by starving canid, gradually trn themselves
 around until they've got thier head in the Dingo's crotch, and then procede to
 BITE THE SHIT out of the Dingo's Tender Bits, whilst clowing at the ribs and
 projectile-evacuating thier bowels,
 Mr. Cook found out about the Anti-Dingo Defense beause he was tricked
 into 'rescuing' a bunch of koalas off an island by the promise of a Hot Date with
 a young lady, wondered why they were all being given armored aprons to handle
 the koalas with, only to find out firsthand, which pretty much ruined his prospects
 of a date.
 teratomarty
 What I'm getting is that koalas are basically Australian-grade Death Sloths.
the more you know
                
            

            
            
the more you know