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Computers, Guns, and Memes: Entire Florida Police Dept busted laundering tens of millions for international drug cartels The village of Bal Harbour, population 2,513, may have a tiny footprint on the northern tip of Miami Beach, but its police department The BalHarbour PD and the Glades County Sheriff’s Office set up a giant money laundering scheme with the purported goal of busting drug cartels & stemming the surge of drug dealing going on in the area. But it all fell apart when federal investigators and the Miami-Herald found strange things going on. The two-year operation, which took in more than $55 million from criminal groups, resulted in zero arrests but netted $2.4 million for the police posing as money launderers. Members of the 12-person task force traveled far and wide to carry out their deals, from Los Angeles to New York to Puerto Rico. Along the way, the small-town cops got a taste of luxury as they used the money for first-class flights, luxury hotels, Mac computers and submachine guns. Meanwhile, the Bal Harbour PD and Glades County Sheriffs were buying all sorts of fancy new equipment. Besides these β€œofficial” uses of the money, confidential records obtained by the Miami-Herald show that officers withdrew hundreds of thousands of dollars with no record of where the money went. "They were like bank robbers with badges,” said Dennis Fitzgerald, an attorney and former Drug Enforcement Administration agent who taught undercover tactics for the U.S. State Department. β€œIt had no law enforcement objective. The objective was to make money.” The operation, which was not fully reported to federal authorities, funneled millions of dollars to overseas criminals and interfered with investigations being carried out on known money launderers. - http:-alternativemediasyndicate.com-2017-02-16-entire-florida-police-dept-busted-laundering-tens-millions-international-drug-cartels- 4biddenknowledge rp @theorgonizedearth
Computers, Guns, and Memes: Entire Florida Police Dept
 busted laundering tens of
 millions for international drug
 cartels
 The village of Bal Harbour, population 2,513,
 may have a tiny footprint on the northern tip
 of Miami Beach, but its police department
The BalHarbour PD and the Glades County Sheriff’s Office set up a giant money laundering scheme with the purported goal of busting drug cartels & stemming the surge of drug dealing going on in the area. But it all fell apart when federal investigators and the Miami-Herald found strange things going on. The two-year operation, which took in more than $55 million from criminal groups, resulted in zero arrests but netted $2.4 million for the police posing as money launderers. Members of the 12-person task force traveled far and wide to carry out their deals, from Los Angeles to New York to Puerto Rico. Along the way, the small-town cops got a taste of luxury as they used the money for first-class flights, luxury hotels, Mac computers and submachine guns. Meanwhile, the Bal Harbour PD and Glades County Sheriffs were buying all sorts of fancy new equipment. Besides these β€œofficial” uses of the money, confidential records obtained by the Miami-Herald show that officers withdrew hundreds of thousands of dollars with no record of where the money went. "They were like bank robbers with badges,” said Dennis Fitzgerald, an attorney and former Drug Enforcement Administration agent who taught undercover tactics for the U.S. State Department. β€œIt had no law enforcement objective. The objective was to make money.” The operation, which was not fully reported to federal authorities, funneled millions of dollars to overseas criminals and interfered with investigations being carried out on known money launderers. - http:-alternativemediasyndicate.com-2017-02-16-entire-florida-police-dept-busted-laundering-tens-millions-international-drug-cartels- 4biddenknowledge rp @theorgonizedearth

The BalHarbour PD and the Glades County Sheriff’s Office set up a giant money laundering scheme with the purported goal of busting drug cart...

Ass, Cars, and Dildo: Full DNA sequence of octopuses shows they're the closest things to aliens on Earth iheartchaos: After the first full genome sequences of octopuses, biologists have determined that the creatures are totally unlike any other animal on Earth, their genome shows a striking level of complexity with 33,000 protein-coding genes identified, more than in a human. Iknew there was something up with those smart blobby creatures. You might know me as a man of optimistic intentions. So when I heard of an "As seen on TV" product that promised to be a car-scratch-removing marker, I was all like oh hecka yeah. So I buy this marker online and, even though I was optimistic, I knew better than to expect it to work on really noticeable scratches. So I drew the marker on several tiny scratches (hardly even noticeable) that were on my car door. I check the car door the next day in minor anticipation to see if when this fabled marker dried, it solved my car scratch problems and rid me of all evil and cleansed me of my sins BUT YA KNOW WHAT. NOT ONLY did this blasphemous marker fail to achieve my ALREADY LOW expectations by not even accomplishing the task it promised to be capable of. But it ALSO managed to attract tons of dust onto the scratches NOW MAKING THEM VERY NOTICEABLE. I WIPE THE SCRATCHES OFF BUT NOPE. IN A COUPLE HOURS THAT DUST WILL REFORM ONTO THE SCRATCHES AND LEAVE MY TRUCK LOOKING LIKE THE PIXAR CAR'S VERSION OF SCARFACE. THIS INFOMERCIAL DEMON PEN FUCKED ME IN THE ASS LIKE A BILLY MAYS TRADEMARKED DILDO. So when my online shopping app asks me if I want to rate this item, guess what I did πŸ™ƒ I BREWED THEM AN INSANE HEAPING TON OF ONE STAR REVIEW FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!?" AND I EVEN INCLUDED A PIC OF MY DEFORMED CAR DOOR AS VALIDATION. BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO LOOK AT MY ATROCITY ON WHEELS THAN SO SHOULD THEY. Worst 2 bucks I ever spent AldenRants
Ass, Cars, and Dildo: Full DNA sequence of octopuses
 shows they're the closest things
 to aliens on Earth
 iheartchaos:
 After the first full genome sequences of octopuses, biologists have determined
 that the creatures are totally unlike any other animal on Earth, their genome
 shows a striking level of complexity with 33,000 protein-coding genes
 identified, more than in a human. Iknew there was something up with those
 smart blobby creatures.
You might know me as a man of optimistic intentions. So when I heard of an "As seen on TV" product that promised to be a car-scratch-removing marker, I was all like oh hecka yeah. So I buy this marker online and, even though I was optimistic, I knew better than to expect it to work on really noticeable scratches. So I drew the marker on several tiny scratches (hardly even noticeable) that were on my car door. I check the car door the next day in minor anticipation to see if when this fabled marker dried, it solved my car scratch problems and rid me of all evil and cleansed me of my sins BUT YA KNOW WHAT. NOT ONLY did this blasphemous marker fail to achieve my ALREADY LOW expectations by not even accomplishing the task it promised to be capable of. But it ALSO managed to attract tons of dust onto the scratches NOW MAKING THEM VERY NOTICEABLE. I WIPE THE SCRATCHES OFF BUT NOPE. IN A COUPLE HOURS THAT DUST WILL REFORM ONTO THE SCRATCHES AND LEAVE MY TRUCK LOOKING LIKE THE PIXAR CAR'S VERSION OF SCARFACE. THIS INFOMERCIAL DEMON PEN FUCKED ME IN THE ASS LIKE A BILLY MAYS TRADEMARKED DILDO. So when my online shopping app asks me if I want to rate this item, guess what I did πŸ™ƒ I BREWED THEM AN INSANE HEAPING TON OF ONE STAR REVIEW FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!?" AND I EVEN INCLUDED A PIC OF MY DEFORMED CAR DOOR AS VALIDATION. BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO LOOK AT MY ATROCITY ON WHEELS THAN SO SHOULD THEY. Worst 2 bucks I ever spent AldenRants

You might know me as a man of optimistic intentions. So when I heard of an "As seen on TV" product that promised to be a car-scratch-removin...

Bless Up, Bruh, and Chill: Oh hi there, tiny dappled dachshund Shout to u pregnant ladies at the gym Bruh I am fucking astonished. I'm not talking baby bump neither Bruh I'm saying this 5'10" Mountains-of-Germany looking blond on the treadmill next to me about ready to fucking deliver and she killing it. Wavy hair all up in a bun with like the sexy string headband situation. Lulu tank top in her normal size, Lulu yoga pants with the generously-forgiving pregnancy waistband, and the baby just poking out of that tummy like: "HALLO MY NAME IST SVEN I AM WUHRKIN OUT VITH MY MAMA SHE IST SEXY, NEIN? SHTOP LOOKING AT HUR YOU PUHRVUHRT LOL JUST KIDDING LET'S AGREE SHE IST SEXY UND I'M ZEE LUCKY ONE I GET TO SUCKLE ON HER MAMMARIES IN T-MINUS THREE WEEKS AUF WIEDERSEHEN ZAT MEANS TOODLES, DUMMKOPF! ☺️" You feel me Bruh? Out here getting it. Bouncing around in that swimming pool. Strolling on that treadmill. I see y'all. Tryina be the best you that you can be and stave off gestational sugar diabetes. Go head witchall fine asses. I meet a lot of men like "smash you look like you exercise but where do you find the time!" Ok Ted. U belong to four fantasy sports leagues and watch 2.5 hours of ESPN per day and 'ain't got time', Chill 🀚. It's pregnant women out here getting it while they ready to have they water break and u ain't got 45 min to spare to get your body and your mind right. In 2017 take inspiration wherever you can find it. Today I'm inspired by Heidi over here doin it big like she ain't got a second human strapped to her stomach. Ya get me! More life more health more fitness in 2017 we all just tryina live happy healthy lives and be our best. Now stop making excuses and make progress! Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Bless Up, Bruh, and Chill: Oh hi there, tiny dappled dachshund
Shout to u pregnant ladies at the gym Bruh I am fucking astonished. I'm not talking baby bump neither Bruh I'm saying this 5'10" Mountains-of-Germany looking blond on the treadmill next to me about ready to fucking deliver and she killing it. Wavy hair all up in a bun with like the sexy string headband situation. Lulu tank top in her normal size, Lulu yoga pants with the generously-forgiving pregnancy waistband, and the baby just poking out of that tummy like: "HALLO MY NAME IST SVEN I AM WUHRKIN OUT VITH MY MAMA SHE IST SEXY, NEIN? SHTOP LOOKING AT HUR YOU PUHRVUHRT LOL JUST KIDDING LET'S AGREE SHE IST SEXY UND I'M ZEE LUCKY ONE I GET TO SUCKLE ON HER MAMMARIES IN T-MINUS THREE WEEKS AUF WIEDERSEHEN ZAT MEANS TOODLES, DUMMKOPF! ☺️" You feel me Bruh? Out here getting it. Bouncing around in that swimming pool. Strolling on that treadmill. I see y'all. Tryina be the best you that you can be and stave off gestational sugar diabetes. Go head witchall fine asses. I meet a lot of men like "smash you look like you exercise but where do you find the time!" Ok Ted. U belong to four fantasy sports leagues and watch 2.5 hours of ESPN per day and 'ain't got time', Chill 🀚. It's pregnant women out here getting it while they ready to have they water break and u ain't got 45 min to spare to get your body and your mind right. In 2017 take inspiration wherever you can find it. Today I'm inspired by Heidi over here doin it big like she ain't got a second human strapped to her stomach. Ya get me! More life more health more fitness in 2017 we all just tryina live happy healthy lives and be our best. Now stop making excuses and make progress! Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Shout to u pregnant ladies at the gym Bruh I am fucking astonished. I'm not talking baby bump neither Bruh I'm saying this 5'10" Mountains-o...