🔥 25+ Best Memes About Tongue

Love, Lost, and Blue: Caught me off guard Completely losing my balance Falling into your smile Amazed by how well your hands fit into mine Getting lost in what blue and yellow had birthed in your eyes It was lovely. Your stole away every ex boyfriends name from my vocabulary Just so I wouldn't compare them to you Built bridges across your tongue So every time we kissed it was like walking towards the sun Bee's could not have stung me harder than your love did. My love https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Saw, Okay, and Space: curseworm just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill howdymynamesis i wanna know if op was okay when writing this curseworm one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled howdymynamesis what mediocrepresident Curseworm is an alias of hp lovecraft's ghsot curseworm i can and will replace your vitreous fluid with wet cement

9gag, Yeah, and Python: webs IMPORT OS CUR PATH IGNORE SET SET(" INIT PY" "COUNT SOURCELINES.PY") os.GETCWD YEAH, HE'S A PARSER-TONGUE R DIDNT KNOW HARRY SPOKE PYTHON VIA 9GAG COM He speaks Python!

He speaks Python!

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Bad, Fail, and Fall: Area of brain deprived of blood Blood clot Blood vessel Blood unable to pass clot hxwko: turquoisemagpie: cumbermums: blue-sunflowers: kingdomkeeperstrivia: animeaves: hokarotsukino: mscaptains: STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R …My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.STROKE IDENTIFICATION:During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today.Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this…STROKE IDENTIFICATION:A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.RECOGNIZING A STROKERemember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn!Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions :S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’).R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue.2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.And it could be your own. First reblog post that actually saves a life. This is a life-saving post. the more you know yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know. LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life. Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog… My mother died after being paralyzed by a stroke. Please read this^ I remember a while ago here in UK there were stroke-identifying adverts. Their catchphrase was FAST: F- Face: is their face fallen on one side? A- Arms: can they raise both their arms up and hold them there? S- Speech: is their speech slurred? Can they speak a full sentence? T- Time: if all the signs show a stroke, call 999. We managed to save my nana with this information when she had her first stroke. Re blogging because everyone should know these!!

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Dumb, Work, and Chef: hexglyphs tastes potion like a chef testing the soup hm. needs more eye of newt cool-art-i-didnt-do this is hilarious +its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed hexglyphs so who else was today years old when they learned that "eye of newt" is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb corvidanger Theres even more beyond eye of newt Eye of newt - mustard seed Toe of frog - buttercup Wool of bat - holly leaves Tongue of dog - houndstongue Adders fork adders tongue aviculor no wonder my potions never work the way they should amythestvaporeonbackup WH.. THOSE ARE JUST NICKNAMES OF PLANTS?! lbliAstro Paany

Chili, Poison, and You: Chili: generates a poison that makes your tongue hurt Humans: eats it anyway Chili: Amlajoke to you?

Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Food, Frozen, and Trap: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes HOW TO TREAT A TONGUE STUCK TO A POLE lWarm the pole with your hands. Atongue will stick when the surface of the pole is very when the tongue touches the pole, causing bonding. Place your gloved hands on the area of the pole closest to the tongue. Hold them there for several minutes cold. The top few layers of the tongue will freeze 1 Do not panic. 2 Do not pull the tongue from the pole 3 Move closer to the pole. Pulling sharply will be very painful. As the pole warms, the frozen area around the tongue should begin to thaw. Gently pull the tongue away from the pole. You may leave a layer or two of skin on the pole, which will be painful, but the tongue will quickly heal. | İlke z test pull. Get as close as possible without letting more of the tongue's surface area touch the pole. Alternative Method 0 se warm water Pour water from a water bottle over the tongue and the pole. Do not use water that is cold, or it may freeze and exacerbate the problem. Be Aware Do not try to loosen your tongue with your own saliva: Although saliva is relatively warm, the small amount you will be able to generate is likely to freeze on your tongue.. If another person is present, have him or her pour warm (not hot) water over your tongue. This may be difficult to articulate while your tongue is stuck-pantomiming a glass of water poured over your tongue should do the trick Warm the pole wih yr ui wti your ton How To THWART AN AFFECTIONATE COSTUMED MAScoT er all ood/ medi 1S tial restau tuate fave hark an- e to nc- to How rO ESCAPE FROM A GIANT OCTOPUS 1 Pull away quickly In many cases, a human can escape from the grasp of small- to medium-sized octopus by just swimming away. Propel yourself forward to create a pulling pres- sure on the octopus's arms. If you cannot get away, or if you feel yourself being pulled back, continue to the next step. 2 Do not go limp. Octopi are naturally curious and, if strong enough, will check to see if you are a food item before letting you go. Do not act passively, or you may be bitten or quickly enveloped by the octopus's web, a flexible sheath used to trap prey. Once you are caught in a "web-over," escape will be extremely difficult. However, octopi tire easily, so continue to put pres- sure on the arms by attempting to swim away. The octopus may decide to let you go rather than bring ou in for a closer look. 3 Prevent the octopus's arms from wrapping around your arms. The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook Includes Searchable CD With All 11 Handbooks plus wallpapers, and more By Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht novelty-gift-ideas: Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook

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Memes, 🤖, and Feet: Gossips are worse than thieves because they steal another person's dignity, honest reputation and credibility... which are challenging to restore. Remember: When your feet slip, you can always recover your balance. But when your tongue slips, you cannot recover your words. -Karen Salmansohn <3

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At-At, Fail, and Fire: 666 Fire crews called after smoke seen in sky - turned out to be cloud Firefighters were called to what was believed to be smoke from a fire but turned out to be a cloud. The low lying eloud was seen passing over the At at Colsterworth on Tuesday evening. Readers responded to the news with tongue-in- cheek comments when we mentioned it on our Twitter feed. Twitter user SJGarrido said: "Love living in the countryside. and baseexperienee said: Words fail me. Stillgiggling." Lincolnshire Fire and Rescue Service sent an appliance from Grantham to the seene but did not comment on the incident. Someone somewhere isn't doing their job right, and we're grateful for it. #funny #headlines #news #lol

Someone somewhere isn't doing their job right, and we're grateful for it. #funny #headlines #news #lol

Tumblr, Blog, and Giant: Ot SUS thecutestcatever: cutecatpics: tiny foster kitten, GIANT YAWN Source: mreezyo on catpictures. @toastycursedcats @cursed-kat-images What dat tongue do 👅

thecutestcatever: cutecatpics: tiny foster kitten, GIANT YAWN Source: mreezyo on catpictures. @toastycursedcats @cursed-kat-images What...

Bones, Memes, and Break: The tongue has no bones, but is strong enough to break a heart. So be careful with your words. fb.com/LessonsTaughtByLife <3

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Lol, Sorry, and English: non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make. english as first language: lol it okei Lel iz a fny titl

Lel iz a fny titl

Kiss, Okay, and Smile: "Ever have that moment? When someone asks you if you're okay, and you just wanna turn to them and tell them everything? The words, the feelings, the truths are on the tip of your tongue and all you want to do is let them all out and say that no, you're not okay, and that you really just need someone to hold you in their arms and tell you that eventually, things will be okay... But you don't. You don't tell them any of that and instead... You just force a smile, lie, and tell them yes. Yes, you're okay." -The Crimson Kiss RELATIONSHIP ES

Ass, Kiss, and Down: I want a mf kiss. Not no lil peck. I need a Hand around the neck, tongue down my throat, lip biting, hand on the ass type kiss

Heart, She, and Tongue: She wants to be loved with an honest tongue, devoted heart and exclusive eyes.

Tongue, African, and Rolling: African caracal rolling its tongue.

African caracal rolling its tongue.

Heart, She, and Tongue: She wants to be loved with an honest tongue, devoted heart and exclusive eyes.

Snatched, Tongue, and Press: The Glow Room 22h ago To look snatched press your tongue on the roof of your mouth while smiling this elongates your neck and your jawline. @glowroom MORE

Food, Love, and You: I just burned my tongue on my food and it made me realize that sometimes the ones you love hurt you the most.

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: vorematty: What him tongue out for

vorematty: What him tongue out for

Tongue, Just, and Rocks: Just some rocks with a tongue

Just some rocks with a tongue

Memes, 🤖, and Why: Sean 392 SRT @mrmopar281 I don't understand why it hurts when you accidentally bite your tongue and it doesn't hurt when you bite it on purpose. I also don't understand why you are biting your tongue right now

Game, Tongue, and Tho: That tongue game tho..

That tongue game tho..

Be Like, Dank, and Memes: Sean 392 SRT @mrmopar281 I don't understand why it hurts when you accidentally bite your tongue and it doesn't hurt when you bite it on purpose. I also don't understand why you are biting your tongue right now It do be like that though by NearbyDANKSTER MORE MEMES

It do be like that though by NearbyDANKSTER MORE MEMES

Club, Target, and Tumblr: FA FOR A I WENT TO MY FIRST GAY NIGHT CLUB ayyramik: thepupupthere: moveslikejavert: Pick me up like this “That woman’s tongue can change my credit score.” Screaming 😂

ayyramik: thepupupthere: moveslikejavert: Pick me up like this “That woman’s tongue can change my credit score.” Screaming 😂

Tumblr, Blog, and Collage: baskiet: ‘Sugar On My Tongue’ Analogue collage 2019 © Pascal Verzijl

baskiet: ‘Sugar On My Tongue’ Analogue collage 2019 © Pascal Verzijl

Charlie, Clitoris, and What Is: tre Uncle Charlie, what is a Clitoris? You should've asked me last night, I had the answer on the tip of my tongue. No one can replace Charlie ..

No one can replace Charlie ..

Love, Lost, and Blue: Caught me off guard Completely losing my balance Falling into your smile Amazed by how well your hands fit into mine Getting lost in what blue and yellow had birthed in your eyes It was lovely. Your stole away every ex boyfriends name from my vocabulary Just so I wouldn't compare them to you Built bridges across your tongue So every time we kissed it was like walking towards the sun Bee's could not have stung me harder than your love did. My love. https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: FACP tinygaymoms: speedwag: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HIS TONGUE !!!!!!!!!

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Twitter, Movie, and Movie Theater: Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes Shout out to everyone in the movie theater like me who right after they buy popcorn and a drink, eat their popcorrn on the way to the seat, with no hands, but by putting their tongue to the top of popcorn and eating whatever sticks And then when seated eating like a human being 1:32 PM 5/5/19 Twitter Web Client 327 Retweets 3,951 Likes meirl

meirl

Dank, Memes, and Target: Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes Shout out to everyone in the movie theater like me who right after they buy popcorn and a drink, eat their popcorrn on the way to the seat, with no hands, but by putting their tongue to the top of popcorn and eating whatever sticks And then when seated eating like a human being 1:32 PM 5/5/19 Twitter Web Client 327 Retweets 3,951 Likes meirl by Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin MORE MEMES

meirl by Go_To_Bethel_And_Sin MORE MEMES

Reality, Tongue, and The: His tongue warps the reality

His tongue warps the reality

Bad, Control, and Back: WHATTAURUS ARES BAD AT: Listening what people have to say esp negative things about them. They have being told what to do Not doubting people's motives and intentions Seeing other side of the coin. They are way too stubborn and won't back down Holding their temper when things go out of control Forgiving people who did wrong to them They remember things even 20 years ago - Holding their tongue just to save your feelings. They keep it real TaurusThing O zodiacthingcom https:/zodiacthing.com

Dank, Time, and All The: This is Blu. His tongue sticks out like this all the time. Tiny blep.

Tiny blep.

Jesus, Anonymous, and Tongue: Anonymous said: Has Gilbert ever suffered with having a burnt tongue Mabe not H00 OW jesus, Gilbert. AC

Fail, Food, and Tumblr: Human v 1.1 Hotfix patch dislodged eyelashes will no longer enter eyeball area and become inaccessible - random cheek and tongue biting issue during food consumption fixed -memory leak patched, should fix the enter room and forget why and item misplacement issues -fixed a bug where the motivation module would randomly fail to load epicjohndoe: I’m Waiting For This Update

epicjohndoe: I’m Waiting For This Update

Juice, Life, and Best: Evil plastic edge. (Will cut your mouth) Delicious bit that turns your tongue blue. Broken section to hold so your fingers don't freeze off More for later.. Little cut of bit your Mum finds on the floor. The Juice Sweet elixir of life and the best part!!! My childhood

My childhood

Friends, Target, and Tumblr: NEENYA TUMBLR NEENYA TUMBLR neenya: “You shouldn’t make friends with crows,” he’d told her. “Why not?” she asked. He’d looked up from his desk to answer, but whatever he’d been about to say had vanished on his tongue. The sun was out for once, and Inej had turned her face to it. Her eyes were shut, her oil-black lashes fanned over her cheeks. The harbor wind had lifted her dark hair, and for a moment Kaz was a boy again, sure that there was magic in this world. - Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo

neenya: “You shouldn’t make friends with crows,” he’d told her. “Why not?” she asked. He’d looked up from his desk to answer, but whatever ...

Bad, Lol, and Sorry: Sorry for my bad English, it's not my mother tongue foos (1 for i in xrange (10)) bars (j for j in foos) bazs (k for k in ba rs) (x for x in xs for xs in ys for ys in lst) native non-native LOL ITS OKEY

LOL ITS OKEY

Food, Tumblr, and Blog: f you keep eating TOLD YOu SO! hey, popcorn kernel, you can't be here! quiet, narc! I live here now! what do w have HEREP ve been leoking GO AHEAD AND SPIT ME OUT IT REEKS OF CALCIUM IN HERE ANYWAY POPCORN NOBODY EVEN HASS TO KNOW SSSPIT you OUT!? ha haha HAHAH but Im old food! Isn't that kinda 9ross? You DARE to eat while I'm not paying attention? BITE HIM! AGAIN! In the exact same spot for some reason! Now bite the cheek so it looks like an You MONSSSTER Some say people are no longer in need of my wisdom. They say our time has passed That we are just a nuisance Prove them wrong! I11 prove them ALL wrong! AH CRAP, IM STUCK! IM FREAKIN STUCK! Hi Tongue, here's the stuff you asked for! hey teeth, how's it going? Remember that time you bit me? it'sss PAYBACK TIME WAA HA HA HAAAAA! TAFFY com epicjohndoe: Teeth Comic Series

epicjohndoe: Teeth Comic Series

Dad, Star Trek, and Target: I HAVE A TONGUE. GOOD. YOU WILL BE TAUGHT HOW TO USE IT febricant: Watching Star Trek as an adult shines new light on why my dad used to look really uncomfortable sometimes during our late-night marathons.

febricant: Watching Star Trek as an adult shines new light on why my dad used to look really uncomfortable sometimes during our late-night ...

Dope, Love, and Tumblr: We're Piercing My Baby's Tongue Here's Why Plain and simple, tongue rings look tight as fuck. I love my daughter and want her to look dope 24/7 monoamine-qveen: How do I confiscate a baby?

monoamine-qveen: How do I confiscate a baby?

Instagram, Love, and Scream: 92% 02:25 4 Aoife, 25 Speech And Language Therapist National University of Ireland - Nation 9 less than a mile away Top 10 Reasons to Date a Speech and Language Therapist: 10. We'll prove that doing it slow makes it smoother. 9. We can make you scream in all the right Ways 8. One hour sessions are our specialty 7. We'll teach you how to make the "OH" face 6. We know how to get your strongest muscle . We know the value of frequency 4. We love intensity 3. We know how to swallow 2. It's all about the tongue placement 1. We do it orally 50 Instagram Photos This will surely help my stutter

This will surely help my stutter

Butt, Memes, and 🤖: This is a real street name.. A DOG WILL LICK HIS BUTT BUT WONT EAT A PICKLE RD Well it rolls off the tongue...

Well it rolls off the tongue...

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