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top that: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA TRACKER SAVED A LIFE This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY important thing ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut. I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just break it off Wrong One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a shot Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have come in the delivery pizza world Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that would save my neck The Pizza Tracker Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza ORDER MENU COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO This is where the night got interesting. I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch. We had just entered stage 2. Prep. KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2 By the end of my thought, the door swung open Guess who Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven) She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN THE OVEN l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!! She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use. I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to me STAGE 41 BOX FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact, glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON THIS Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just makes things worse It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second and save the day 10 more minutes go by Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again. Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops. Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from the pizza tracker to the savior tracker Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza too. THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE PIZZA MA THEMETAPICTURECOM srsfunny: Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker
 top that: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA
 TRACKER SAVED A LIFE
 This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the
 Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life
 I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos.
 I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of
 which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last
 relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all
 was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY
 important thing
 ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut.
 I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't
 go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just
 break it off
 Wrong
 One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant
 phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was
 going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually
 on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack
 and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after
 a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I
 SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a
 shot
 Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping
 medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have
 come in the delivery pizza world
 Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that
 would save my neck
 The Pizza Tracker
 Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the
 pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from
 Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at
 the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza
 ORDER
 MENU
 COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO
 This is where the night got interesting.
 I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza
 tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch.
 We had just entered stage 2. Prep.
 KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK
 For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10
 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2
 By the end of my thought, the door swung open
 Guess who
 Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do
 some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch
 and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us
 getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker
 Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)
 She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN
 THE OVEN
 l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE
 FUCK DOWN!!
 She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out
 hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use.
 I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for
 my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The
 pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully
 blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to
 me
 STAGE 41 BOX
 FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here
 She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact,
 glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away
 Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza
 GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON
 THIS
 Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but
 the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just
 makes things worse
 It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time
 She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we
 could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second
 and save the day
 10 more minutes go by
 Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR
 SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to
 her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is
 Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA
 TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never
 order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to
 myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again.
 Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain
 the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho
 with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops.
 Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from
 the pizza tracker to the savior tracker
 Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja
 turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my
 ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza
 too.
 THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE
 PIZZA
 MA THEMETAPICTURECOM
srsfunny:

Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker

srsfunny: Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker

top that: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA TRACKER SAVED A LIFE This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos. I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY important thing ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut. I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just break it off Wrong One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a shot Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have come in the delivery pizza world Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that would save my neck The Pizza Tracker Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza ORDER MENU COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO This is where the night got interesting. I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch. We had just entered stage 2. Prep. KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2 By the end of my thought, the door swung open Guess who Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven) She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN THE OVEN l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!! She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use. I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to me STAGE 41 BOX FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact, glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON THIS Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just makes things worse It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second and save the day 10 more minutes go by Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again. Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops. Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from the pizza tracker to the savior tracker Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza too. THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE PIZZA MA THEMETAPICTURECOM srsfunny:Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker
 top that: HOW DOMINO'S PIZZA
 TRACKER SAVED A LIFE
 This is a story of why dating bipolar girls is not a good idea and how the
 Domino's Pizza tracker saved my life
 I have always been on the fence when it comes to Pizza Hut Vs. Dominos.
 I don't eat enough pizza from either to really have a concrete answer of
 which one makes a better pie. I can tell you one solid truth... As my last
 relationship ended and the lies, scandals and deceptions came out, after all
 was said and done, my psycho ex girlfriend did teach me one VERY
 important thing
 ALWAYS choose Domino's over pizza hut.
 I had been having trouble with my now Ex-girlfriend for quite awhile, I won't
 go into details, but let's just say she went crazy. I thought, simple: I'Il just
 break it off
 Wrong
 One Friday night, around 8:00pm, after a long week of work and incessant
 phone calls/psychotic voicemails from the unbalanced EX, I decided I was
 going to stay in, which one any weekend night is abnormal for me. Usually
 on weekend nights that I am in, I usually am cool with a movie, a 6 pack
 and a pizza. I had been ordering from Pizza Hut the last few times, but after
 a constant bombardment with Domino's WEVE CHANGED OUR SHIT,I
 SWEAR WE RE AWESOME NOW ad campaign, I decided to give it a
 shot
 Around 8pm, I went online to order my pizza I built a modest 2 topping
 medium pizza, and placed my order. You have to love how far we have
 come in the delivery pizza world
 Immediately afterwards, I was introduced to the piece of a software that
 would save my neck
 The Pizza Tracker
 Pizza tracker? Fuck yeah, the pizza tracker. If you don't know what the
 pizza tracker is, then get your ass online right now and order a pizza from
 Domino's It's the equivalent of a loading bar on a web browser, except at
 the end of the loading you get a delicious pizza
 ORDER
 MENU
 COUPONS LOCATIONS TRACKER ESPANO
 This is where the night got interesting.
 I am on my couch, one eye on "Parks and Rec the other on the pizza
 tracker displayed on my lap top that joined me on the couch.
 We had just entered stage 2. Prep.
 KNOCKI KNOCKI KNOCK
 For a split second I thought, "woh that was fast, Iput my order in 10
 minutes ago and pizza tracker says it's still in stage 2
 By the end of my thought, the door swung open
 Guess who
 Yep, it was my psychotic EX. Knife in hand, she starts threatening to do
 some pretty awful things. I try to stand up, she freaks. I stay on the couch
 and attempt to calm her down. She goes into a hysterical rant about us
 getting back together, ya right, and I glance at the pizza tracker
 Stage 3. Bake (Juan is putting your order in the oven)
 She goes on while all I can think is GO JUAN GO!!!GET THAT SHIT IN
 THE OVEN
 l try to calm her down, I stand up and she freaks out and tells me "SIT THE
 FUCK DOWN!!
 She continues on her violet outburst and I tell her we can work things out
 hoping to get her to calm down. It's no use.
 I decide I need to try and get to my phone. l inconspicuously try to look for
 my cell phone. Dammit! I left it my room. I am screwed. I am dead. The
 pizza man will get blamed for this! Oh, the poor pizza boy will be wrongfully
 blamed and get life in prison for what this unstable bitch is going to do to
 me
 STAGE 41 BOX
 FUCK YEAH! They are boxing up my pizza. Get your ass over here
 She continues on for another 5 minutes. Trying to make eye contact,
 glancing at the pizza tracker every second she looks away
 Stage 51 DELIVERY Alejandro is delivering your pizza
 GOD SPEED ALEJENDROIII MY LIFE AND YOUR FREEDOM RELY ON
 THIS
 Knowing that the Alejandro is on the way, I try and just keep her talking, but
 the more she talks the more enraged she gets. I try to interupt, but that just
 makes things worse
 It's been 10 minutes, Alejandro should be here any time
 She continues, she is yelling at the top of her lungs about the things we
 could have been. I am still banking that Alejandro will be here any second
 and save the day
 10 more minutes go by
 Alejandro GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR
 SHE IS OFFICIALLY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. She puts the knife up to
 her wrist and then takes it away. I am panicking. Where the fuck is
 Alejandro! Pizza tracker tells me we're still in stage 5. FUCK YOU PIZZA
 TRACKER, YOUVE BEEN IN STAGE 5 FOR 25 MINUTES!!!! I will never
 order from Domino's again!!! After this thought I immediately think to
 myself, I will be dead, so I will probably never order another pizza again.
 Right then, the cops come in. At gunpoint they calm her down and obtain
 the knife. Alejandro had shown up to the door wide open and saw psycho
 with the knife and went back to his 98 Honda Accord and called the cops.
 Domino's pizza literally saved my life. They should change the name from
 the pizza tracker to the savior tracker
 Alejandro is the true definition of a hero. In a way, Alejandro is the 5th ninja
 turtle. He showed up, accessed the situation, didnt panic, and saved my
 ass from the bad guys. Oh yeah, and he brought a fucking excellent pizza
 too.
 THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER READ POWER TO THE
 PIZZA
 MA THEMETAPICTURECOM
srsfunny:Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker

srsfunny:Very Well Done Domino’s Pizza Tracker

top that: BUMBLE <p><a href="https://noblepeasant.tumblr.com/post/172812319184/lastsonlost-jlongbone-hugboxchainsaw" class="tumblr_blog">noblepeasant</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172811950797/jlongbone-hugboxchainsaw" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/172811748744/hugboxchainsaw-thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://hugboxchainsaw.tumblr.com/post/172811498112/thespectacularspider-girl-thehookwarden" class="tumblr_blog">hugboxchainsaw</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/172811147014/thehookwarden-thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thehookwarden.tumblr.com/post/172810629775/thespectacularspider-girl-tostadasheep" class="tumblr_blog">thehookwarden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/172809314109/tostadasheep-thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tostadasheep.tumblr.com/post/172808785332/thespectacularspider-girl-bumbleshark" class="tumblr_blog">tostadasheep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/172804142064/bumbleshark-bumbleshark-i-wanted-to-fix-some" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bumbleshark.tumblr.com/post/172639630750/bumbleshark-i-wanted-to-fix-some-things-that-made" class="tumblr_blog">bumbleshark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bumbleshark.tumblr.com/post/172614290030/i-wanted-to-fix-some-things-that-made-me" class="tumblr_blog">bumbleshark</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i wanted to fix some things that made me uncomfortable…also it was fun kinda redesigning these ladies from bnha cuz god damn their original suits are shit and dont make sense according to their quirks…. </p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="389" data-orig-width="258"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8595024a5c066420a4298e1c03dee156/tumblr_inline_p6qm5rEteI1qkd73z_540.png" data-orig-height="389" data-orig-width="258"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="266"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a044c0b17ce2b9e341dccd2348d837f0/tumblr_inline_p6qm5xEzwh1qkd73z_540.png" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="266"/></figure><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mq8oeKcGaFxexUE87V9ZAkg">@bonedragonsans</a> </p> <p>first off: shutup omg. yall forgetting these are fictional women written by a man. “they design their own outfits” is a dumb argument. these women dont exist and didnt decide anything. the artist/writer did. get smart.</p> <p>second. the only thing different with momo is i took away the tittyshow of a 15 yr old. she still has a window on her chest and tummy but a lot of the shit she forms from her body comes from her back and limbs. there’s an inch long difference between her weird ass skirt and the shorts i gave her– i think she’ll make do.</p> <p>ashido is a disaster. her quirk is secreting acids so why are the parts of her body that show as much skin covered? legs take up a lot of the body. the only other difference in her uniform is–once again— i took away the tittyshow of a 15 yr old. i literally gave her MORE skin to show.</p> <p>let me wrap it up with nemuri since yer argument to this was by far the dumbest. nemuri can still rip off her clothes. she is STILL showing the same amount of skin as the original. I just changed the color and design so it looked like this bitch didnt just roll outta bed and throw over a hot topic lingerie set over a white lace onesie.  </p> <p>die mad about me. </p> </blockquote> <p>Guess any woman who likes and cosplays as Midnight, Momo or Ashido are just sluts who need to cover up, amirite? Or does it suddenly change when it’s a real woman who decides she likes the outfit and wears it?  Naw, if it was made by a man it doesn’t matter if he created lots of more practical outfits or ones that didn’t show a lot of skin, if there’s ONE that’s an issue.  Because it was made by  a man.</p> <figure data-orig-width="1024" data-orig-height="652" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8538fcf3bf27329b93735928f145e514/tumblr_inline_p6zmghJdJN1s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="1024" data-orig-height="652"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="814" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b4569d2c94341e719af5b68dbf971f81/tumblr_inline_p6zmjfDdc61s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="814"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="900" data-orig-height="1200" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c2688454c01b83348c27e4d7b75b1842/tumblr_inline_p6zmk3bkiw1s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="900" data-orig-height="1200"/></figure><p>Lets be honest here.  Them being 15 isn’t the issue because if that was the case you’d have left Midnight out.  You just hate that they’re dressed that way, because a dude designed them.  </p> <p>I guess you have issues with Full Metal Alchemist too, right?  Despite being created by a woman.  Even though Lust and Winry are present.</p> <figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="483" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93831414b31e87e0d30de69b34fd8ca6/tumblr_inline_p6zmq6r13e1s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="483"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1208" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2557c49fa5b4a4789fb2194bd26aa832/tumblr_inline_p6zmqvoGr91s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1208" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><h2><b>In before she blocks another woman for having a different opinion.</b></h2> </blockquote> <p>Comparing cosplayers who choose to dress that way and fictional characters who are drawn by somebody is pretty stupid though.</p> <p>Also Winry is showing a milimeter of cleavage and Lust is LUST.</p> <p>Do you guys get mad when people redesign characters for fun and it’s NOT political in some way?</p> </blockquote> <p>1.  No it isn’t.  It is illustrating that you have an issue with a costume when it’s on a fictional character, but not a real woman.  So what changes when a real person puts the costume on?  Does the costume suddenly become less revealing?</p> <p>2. She’s wearing a top that is as low as Ashido’s.  So the issue is not the character’s outfit but that the character has bigger breasts?</p> <p>3.  Lust being lust doesn’t matter.  It isn’t my argument.  I love Lust and Winry.  But OP bitched at people for trying to offer an in universe reason and wouldn’t accept character personality reasons for the outfits.  Ergo, Lust must hold to the same rules.  Lust being lust is therefore no excuse for her being sexualize.</p> <p>4.  OP’s reasons are ideological.  Fun redesigns don’t prioritize cover characters up because they’re sex negative, moral busybodies.  Redesigning a character because you think they’re too sexualize is, ultimately, an ideological statement about the creator’s work.</p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p>“Guess any woman who likes and cosplays as Midnight, Momo or Ashido are just sluts who need to cover up, amirite? Or does it suddenly change when it’s a real woman who decides she likes the outfit and wears it?”<br/></p></blockquote> <p>The thing is, neither the OP nor anyone else brought that up. If they’re a real person and wearing that, while it is cosplaying, they’re still choosing to wear it. A character is drawn like that, by the artist or character designer or whatever. That’s why they’re different, they don’t get to choose anything. Even if it’s explained with some canonical reason, if that reason isn’t explored enough then it’s just trying to excuse itself. I haven’t personally watched FMA, but I know that Lust is a big character/villain/whatever and I’m going on a hunch that the writers gave a solid reason for her being dressed like that (which, by the way, isn’t even all that slutty). But if the whole reasoning for a character is “muh powers” then it’s shit lol, and is open to being redrawn in a better way to get rid of unwarranted fan service, ESPECIALLY when the characters are fucking UNDER-AGED.<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Way to miss the point.</p> <p>If a woman chooses to wear it and they like it, and you see no issue with a woman wearing that costume, then it isn’t the outfit that is the problem.  You’re either a hypocrite or a fucking coward who isn’t willing to call a real woman out on her outfit, so you have to fall back to criticizing the SAME outfit when a fictional woman wears it.</p> <p>And if she’s underaged, why are you sexualizing her for wearing what amounts to a fairly conservative bikini.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="660" data-orig-width="662"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/086f3e2af18343d223d135657e2c07e7/tumblr_inline_p6zyq1Mdh71s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="660" data-orig-width="662"/></figure><p>The woman on the left is 16.  What now?  Does wearing that outfit mean you’re going to sexualize her?  If so, why are you sexualizing a 16 year old?</p> <p>If an artist creates an outfit and women like it and wear it then why the fuck are you criticizing the outfit for?  Because clearly there are women who would wear it and CLEARLY you wouldn’t criticize them for doing so.</p> <p>The entire argument that there’s a difference between a fictional character wearing the outfit and a real woman wearing the outfit is bullshit and I saw through it the second it was brought up.  Your argument about autonomy means nothing when there are women who WANT to wear that outfit themselves IRL.</p> </blockquote> <p><i>&gt; But if the whole reasoning for a character is “muh powers” then it’s shit lol, and is open to being redrawn in a better way to get rid of unwarranted fan service, ESPECIALLY when the characters are fucking UNDER-AGED.</i><br/></p> <p>A few points on this…</p> <ol><li>The context of the story and setting, not your ideologies and opinions, determine whether something is fitting and consistent with that setting.<br/></li> <li>You nor anyone else has say over whether fanservice or anything in a story is ‘warranted.’</li> <li>[see attached image]</li> </ol><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="575" data-orig-width="591"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8961db7534dc7b92b4b155ed14ae3bf7/tumblr_inline_p6zzesdGLq1vbc8bq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="575" data-orig-width="591"/></figure></blockquote> <p>also these characters are not real and therefore have no feelings about being sexualized, so you moralistic Super Save-A-Hoes need to take a nap </p></blockquote> <p>I never seen a more sanctimonious can people. They don’t have to support the show or the manga if they don’t like it. Nobody is strapping them down to a chair and forcing them to watch it like Philip Seymour Hoffman in a Hannibal prequel.</p></blockquote> <p>Isnt this the crowd that believes boobs shouldn’t be sexualised anyway? Whats the problem?</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="312"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2b9312a96460523bf3904595144d1934/tumblr_inline_p705ybDME11rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="312"/></figure>
 top that: BUMBLE
<p><a href="https://noblepeasant.tumblr.com/post/172812319184/lastsonlost-jlongbone-hugboxchainsaw" class="tumblr_blog">noblepeasant</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172811950797/jlongbone-hugboxchainsaw" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/172811748744/hugboxchainsaw-thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://hugboxchainsaw.tumblr.com/post/172811498112/thespectacularspider-girl-thehookwarden" class="tumblr_blog">hugboxchainsaw</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/172811147014/thehookwarden-thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://thehookwarden.tumblr.com/post/172810629775/thespectacularspider-girl-tostadasheep" class="tumblr_blog">thehookwarden</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/172809314109/tostadasheep-thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://tostadasheep.tumblr.com/post/172808785332/thespectacularspider-girl-bumbleshark" class="tumblr_blog">tostadasheep</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/172804142064/bumbleshark-bumbleshark-i-wanted-to-fix-some" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://bumbleshark.tumblr.com/post/172639630750/bumbleshark-i-wanted-to-fix-some-things-that-made" class="tumblr_blog">bumbleshark</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://bumbleshark.tumblr.com/post/172614290030/i-wanted-to-fix-some-things-that-made-me" class="tumblr_blog">bumbleshark</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>i wanted to fix some things that made me uncomfortable…also it was fun kinda redesigning these ladies from bnha cuz god damn their original suits are shit and dont make sense according to their quirks…. </p></blockquote>
<figure data-orig-height="389" data-orig-width="258"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8595024a5c066420a4298e1c03dee156/tumblr_inline_p6qm5rEteI1qkd73z_540.png" data-orig-height="389" data-orig-width="258"/></figure><figure data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="266"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a044c0b17ce2b9e341dccd2348d837f0/tumblr_inline_p6qm5xEzwh1qkd73z_540.png" data-orig-height="240" data-orig-width="266"/></figure><p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mq8oeKcGaFxexUE87V9ZAkg">@bonedragonsans</a> </p>
<p>first off: shutup omg. yall forgetting these are fictional women written by a man. “they design their own outfits” is a dumb argument. these women dont exist and didnt decide anything. the artist/writer did. get smart.</p>
<p>second. the only thing different with momo is i took away the tittyshow of a 15 yr old. she still has a window on her chest and tummy but a lot of the shit she forms from her body comes from her back and limbs. there’s an inch long difference between her weird ass skirt and the shorts i gave her– i think she’ll make do.</p>
<p>ashido is a disaster. her quirk is secreting acids so why are the parts of her body that show as much skin covered? legs take up a lot of the body. the only other difference in her uniform is–once again— i took away the tittyshow of a 15 yr old. i literally gave her MORE skin to show.</p>
<p>let me wrap it up with nemuri since yer argument to this was by far the dumbest. nemuri can still rip off her clothes. she is STILL showing the same amount of skin as the original. I just changed the color and design so it looked like this bitch didnt just roll outta bed and throw over a hot topic lingerie set over a white lace onesie.  </p>
<p>die mad about me. </p>
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<p>Guess any woman who likes and cosplays as Midnight, Momo or Ashido are just sluts who need to cover up, amirite? Or does it suddenly change when it’s a real woman who decides she likes the outfit and wears it?  Naw, if it was made by a man it doesn’t matter if he created lots of more practical outfits or ones that didn’t show a lot of skin, if there’s ONE that’s an issue.  Because it was made by  a man.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="1024" data-orig-height="652" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8538fcf3bf27329b93735928f145e514/tumblr_inline_p6zmghJdJN1s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="1024" data-orig-height="652"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="814" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b4569d2c94341e719af5b68dbf971f81/tumblr_inline_p6zmjfDdc61s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="736" data-orig-height="814"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="900" data-orig-height="1200" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c2688454c01b83348c27e4d7b75b1842/tumblr_inline_p6zmk3bkiw1s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="900" data-orig-height="1200"/></figure><p>Lets be honest here.  Them being 15 isn’t the issue because if that was the case you’d have left Midnight out.  You just hate that they’re dressed that way, because a dude designed them.  </p>
<p>I guess you have issues with Full Metal Alchemist too, right?  Despite being created by a woman.  Even though Lust and Winry are present.</p>
<figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="483" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/93831414b31e87e0d30de69b34fd8ca6/tumblr_inline_p6zmq6r13e1s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="483"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1208" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2557c49fa5b4a4789fb2194bd26aa832/tumblr_inline_p6zmqvoGr91s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1208" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><h2><b>In before she blocks another woman for having a different opinion.</b></h2>
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<p>Comparing cosplayers who choose to dress that way and fictional characters who are drawn by somebody is pretty stupid though.</p>
<p>Also Winry is showing a milimeter of cleavage and Lust is LUST.</p>
<p>Do you guys get mad when people redesign characters for fun and it’s NOT political in some way?</p>
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<p>1.  No it isn’t.  It is illustrating that you have an issue with a costume when it’s on a fictional character, but not a real woman.  So what changes when a real person puts the costume on?  Does the costume suddenly become less revealing?</p>
<p>2. She’s wearing a top that is as low as Ashido’s.  So the issue is not the character’s outfit but that the character has bigger breasts?</p>
<p>3.  Lust being lust doesn’t matter.  It isn’t my argument.  I love Lust and Winry.  But OP bitched at people for trying to offer an in universe reason and wouldn’t accept character personality reasons for the outfits.  Ergo, Lust must hold to the same rules.  Lust being lust is therefore no excuse for her being sexualize.</p>
<p>4.  OP’s reasons are ideological.  Fun redesigns don’t prioritize cover characters up because they’re sex negative, moral busybodies.  Redesigning a character because you think they’re too sexualize is, ultimately, an ideological statement about the creator’s work.</p>
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<blockquote><p>“Guess any woman who likes and cosplays as Midnight, Momo or Ashido are just sluts who need to cover up, amirite? Or does it suddenly change when it’s a real woman who decides she likes the outfit and wears it?”<br/></p></blockquote>
<p>The thing is, neither the OP nor anyone else brought that up. If they’re a real person and wearing that, while it is cosplaying, they’re still choosing to wear it. A character is drawn like that, by the artist or character designer or whatever. That’s why they’re different, they don’t get to choose anything. Even if it’s explained with some canonical reason, if that reason isn’t explored enough then it’s just trying to excuse itself. I haven’t personally watched FMA, but I know that Lust is a big character/villain/whatever and I’m going on a hunch that the writers gave a solid reason for her being dressed like that (which, by the way, isn’t even all that slutty). But if the whole reasoning for a character is “muh powers” then it’s shit lol, and is open to being redrawn in a better way to get rid of unwarranted fan service, ESPECIALLY when the characters are fucking UNDER-AGED.<br/><br/></p>
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<p>Way to miss the point.</p>
<p>If a woman chooses to wear it and they like it, and you see no issue with a woman wearing that costume, then it isn’t the outfit that is the problem.  You’re either a hypocrite or a fucking coward who isn’t willing to call a real woman out on her outfit, so you have to fall back to criticizing the SAME outfit when a fictional woman wears it.</p>
<p>And if she’s underaged, why are you sexualizing her for wearing what amounts to a fairly conservative bikini.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="660" data-orig-width="662"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/086f3e2af18343d223d135657e2c07e7/tumblr_inline_p6zyq1Mdh71s6h2s8_540.jpg" data-orig-height="660" data-orig-width="662"/></figure><p>The woman on the left is 16.  What now?  Does wearing that outfit mean you’re going to sexualize her?  If so, why are you sexualizing a 16 year old?</p>
<p>If an artist creates an outfit and women like it and wear it then why the fuck are you criticizing the outfit for?  Because clearly there are women who would wear it and CLEARLY you wouldn’t criticize them for doing so.</p>
<p>The entire argument that there’s a difference between a fictional character wearing the outfit and a real woman wearing the outfit is bullshit and I saw through it the second it was brought up.  Your argument about autonomy means nothing when there are women who WANT to wear that outfit themselves IRL.</p>
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<p><i>&gt;

But if the whole reasoning for a character is “muh powers” then it’s shit lol, and is open to being redrawn in a better way to get rid of unwarranted fan service, ESPECIALLY when the characters are fucking UNDER-AGED.</i><br/></p>
<p>A few points on this…</p>
<ol><li>The context of the story and setting, not your ideologies and opinions, determine whether something is fitting and consistent with that setting.<br/></li>
<li>You nor anyone else has say over whether fanservice or anything in a story is ‘warranted.’</li>
<li>[see attached image]</li>
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<p>also these characters are not real and therefore have no feelings about being sexualized, so you moralistic Super Save-A-Hoes need to take a nap  </p></blockquote>

<p>I never seen a more sanctimonious can people. They don’t have to support the show or the manga if they don’t like it. Nobody is strapping them down to a chair and forcing them to watch it like Philip Seymour Hoffman in a Hannibal prequel.</p></blockquote>

<p>Isnt this the crowd that believes boobs shouldn’t be sexualised anyway? Whats the problem?</p></blockquote>

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<p><a href="https://noblepeasant.tumblr.com/post/172812319184/lastsonlost-jlongbone-hugboxchainsaw" class="tumblr_blog">noblepeasant</a>:...

top that: Lawful Tired Neutral Tired Chaotic Tired Lawful Stupid True Stupid Chaotic Stupid Lawful Bastard Neutral Bastard Chaotic Bastard envy-kitty: New alignment chart Lawful Tired: You’re tired but you’re going to wait for nighttime to go to bed even though it never works Neutral Tired: You’re tired and tbh you aren’t going to take it to extremes but you’ve thought about it and you take naps when you can Chaotic Tired: You’ve been tired for 50 years. You’re sleeping right fucking now. You stop doing something for two seconds and immediately nap. The house is on fire. Wake up, bitch. Lawful Stupid: You remember that one time you forgot your McDonald’s food was on the top of your car and you drove off with it on top? That. True Stupid: Ben Jerry’s grape ice cream. That one time you turned in a paper 5 days late and tried to argue that it was a misunderstanding. Chaotic Stupid: Putting your spoon in the microwave knowing full well that it would go up in flames but you needed the spoon to be hot so you could scoop ice cream easier. Lawful Bastard: You’re a bastard with a moral code. So you might not actually knock a child over but youre gonna laugh when the little shit falls over or you see it happen in a video. Neutral Bastard: You are a bastard in everything you do. Not extremely bastard, or too unbastard, but bastard enough. Your friend falls down a flight of stairs and you cackle. You run TheBootyDiaries account on tumblr. Chaotic Bastard: Bastard incarnate. You just are. Solas, Edward Elric, Meatloaf the Cat, Kirby. All bastards.
 top that: Lawful Tired
 Neutral Tired
 Chaotic Tired
 Lawful Stupid
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envy-kitty:

New alignment chart

Lawful Tired: You’re tired but you’re going to wait for nighttime to go to bed even though it never works

Neutral Tired: You’re tired and tbh you aren’t going to take it to extremes but you’ve thought about it and you take naps when you can

Chaotic Tired: You’ve been tired for 50 years. You’re sleeping right fucking now. You stop doing something for two seconds and immediately nap. The house is on fire. Wake up, bitch.

Lawful Stupid: You remember that one time you forgot your McDonald’s food was on the top of your car and you drove off with it on top? That.

True Stupid: Ben  Jerry’s grape ice cream. That one time you turned in a paper 5 days late and tried to argue that it was a misunderstanding.

Chaotic Stupid: Putting your spoon in the microwave knowing full well that it would go up in flames but you needed the spoon to be hot so you could scoop ice cream easier.

Lawful Bastard: You’re a bastard with a moral code.  So you might not actually knock a child over but youre gonna laugh when the little shit falls over or you see it happen in a video.

Neutral Bastard: You are a bastard in everything you do. Not extremely bastard, or too unbastard, but bastard enough. Your friend falls down a flight of stairs and you cackle. You run TheBootyDiaries account on tumblr.

Chaotic Bastard: Bastard incarnate. You just are. Solas, Edward Elric, Meatloaf the Cat, Kirby. All bastards.

envy-kitty: New alignment chart Lawful Tired: You’re tired but you’re going to wait for nighttime to go to bed even though it never wor...

top that: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXYVOL.2 MARVELTRUERACTS RATING: 9A10 SPOILER FREE REVIEW BELOW Here's my SPOILER FREE review! Like any movie out of Marvel Studios, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was AMAZING! Congrats to Director James Gunn and the rest of the crew and cast for a truly awesome sequel to the first Guardians film. Now let's dive into the good! First Baby Groot was easily one of the best things about this film. So cute, so funny, and so evil. The humor was on point in this film. A little more "language" as Captain America would call it but it wasn't over the top. So many one liners and memorable quotes that will stick with us just like the first film. The interaction between characters was up from the last one as well. We got to see a lot more Star Lord and Drax and well, pretty much more Drax in general. Really loved seeing him come out of his shell and add a great dynamic to the team. And the visuals, WOW! Especially Ego's Planet. The team did an amazing job at bringing the film to life and making us feel like we were on other planets and in space. Great job! And we got a lot of answers we didn't get in the first film, so that was nice. The bad: My personal opinion is that they focused a little too much on Star Lord and his problems. Granted he's a main character if not THE main character but it could have explored a little more than that. And along with all the great humor was some that seemed a little too forced. I know the first Guardians had a lot of great humor so they were trying to top that but it seemed a little much. Other than that I didn't find anything else wrong with the film. If you haven't, make sure you get out and see GOTG VOL. 2 and support the studio that brings us so many great films! And don't forget, Spider-Man: Homecoming is right around the corner! Thanks for reading. 👍🏻
 top that: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXYVOL.2
 MARVELTRUERACTS RATING:
 9A10
 SPOILER FREE REVIEW BELOW
Here's my SPOILER FREE review! Like any movie out of Marvel Studios, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was AMAZING! Congrats to Director James Gunn and the rest of the crew and cast for a truly awesome sequel to the first Guardians film. Now let's dive into the good! First Baby Groot was easily one of the best things about this film. So cute, so funny, and so evil. The humor was on point in this film. A little more "language" as Captain America would call it but it wasn't over the top. So many one liners and memorable quotes that will stick with us just like the first film. The interaction between characters was up from the last one as well. We got to see a lot more Star Lord and Drax and well, pretty much more Drax in general. Really loved seeing him come out of his shell and add a great dynamic to the team. And the visuals, WOW! Especially Ego's Planet. The team did an amazing job at bringing the film to life and making us feel like we were on other planets and in space. Great job! And we got a lot of answers we didn't get in the first film, so that was nice. The bad: My personal opinion is that they focused a little too much on Star Lord and his problems. Granted he's a main character if not THE main character but it could have explored a little more than that. And along with all the great humor was some that seemed a little too forced. I know the first Guardians had a lot of great humor so they were trying to top that but it seemed a little much. Other than that I didn't find anything else wrong with the film. If you haven't, make sure you get out and see GOTG VOL. 2 and support the studio that brings us so many great films! And don't forget, Spider-Man: Homecoming is right around the corner! Thanks for reading. 👍🏻

Here's my SPOILER FREE review! Like any movie out of Marvel Studios, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 was AMAZING! Congrats to Director Jam...

top that: cat: plotting for your death And also cat: think i change my mind @DrSmashlove Now see Bruh sloppy toppy is a lot like cars. Like u meet a classy older female and she give that 1995 Cadillac top. She lick the side and kiss it and then wink at u and then ride it like the Ginuwine song. She keep it grown and sexy - I ain't mad at u girl, u was raised on "Days of Our Lives". U passionate 😍. But see the new crop of girls Bruh they was raised on the Maury show. Ain't no classy soap opera bih. This is a show where men do a dance when they find out a child is NOT theirs - that shit turn u to a savage 👹. So u got girls who give 2005 Mustang top - that's that joint where they use their hand and mouth in swirly motion. I ain't mad at y'all, I remember when that car came out: Racy 😍. But see it's new top out now. That 2018 Tesla driverless top. "Hands-free" because she sitting on her hands. I'm just in her throat googly eyed like "I don't know how this is anatomically possible right now with my situation blocking the path of oxygen entry to your body but u seem to like it? 🤤." Now see my generation, we pull out when the volcano bout to erupt out of courtesy. But that 2018 model Bruh her mouth a heat seeking missile. I yank out and she like "boy if u don't bring that ice cream cone back this minute" and just like that I'm back in the Chamber of Doom. This right here Bruh? This is when my eyes roll back in my head and I turn into a Roman statue on yo ass. Don't call the paramedics, just know that u suctioned the soul out of me and that it's gon take a minute for my soul to migrate back to my body. And I'm like "u wouldn't let me go! I was afraid you were gonna choke!" And she look at me deadass and said: "IDK. I kinda like gagging 🤷‍♀️." And right then Bruh, a single tear formed in my right, pupil-less Fetty Wap rolled-back eye and just like creepy-ass Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire I whispered, "you...complete me." And like a G she said "I'm gonna go brush my teeth, you want some water?" Bruh I can't. To be honest? I don't even know where y'all take it from here. Bottom line: never doubt a woman's creativity. They always gon do shit that's gon make u fall in love and wanna have chirren 💑. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂
 top that: cat: plotting for your death
 And also cat: think i change my mind
 @DrSmashlove
Now see Bruh sloppy toppy is a lot like cars. Like u meet a classy older female and she give that 1995 Cadillac top. She lick the side and kiss it and then wink at u and then ride it like the Ginuwine song. She keep it grown and sexy - I ain't mad at u girl, u was raised on "Days of Our Lives". U passionate 😍. But see the new crop of girls Bruh they was raised on the Maury show. Ain't no classy soap opera bih. This is a show where men do a dance when they find out a child is NOT theirs - that shit turn u to a savage 👹. So u got girls who give 2005 Mustang top - that's that joint where they use their hand and mouth in swirly motion. I ain't mad at y'all, I remember when that car came out: Racy 😍. But see it's new top out now. That 2018 Tesla driverless top. "Hands-free" because she sitting on her hands. I'm just in her throat googly eyed like "I don't know how this is anatomically possible right now with my situation blocking the path of oxygen entry to your body but u seem to like it? 🤤." Now see my generation, we pull out when the volcano bout to erupt out of courtesy. But that 2018 model Bruh her mouth a heat seeking missile. I yank out and she like "boy if u don't bring that ice cream cone back this minute" and just like that I'm back in the Chamber of Doom. This right here Bruh? This is when my eyes roll back in my head and I turn into a Roman statue on yo ass. Don't call the paramedics, just know that u suctioned the soul out of me and that it's gon take a minute for my soul to migrate back to my body. And I'm like "u wouldn't let me go! I was afraid you were gonna choke!" And she look at me deadass and said: "IDK. I kinda like gagging 🤷‍♀️." And right then Bruh, a single tear formed in my right, pupil-less Fetty Wap rolled-back eye and just like creepy-ass Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire I whispered, "you...complete me." And like a G she said "I'm gonna go brush my teeth, you want some water?" Bruh I can't. To be honest? I don't even know where y'all take it from here. Bottom line: never doubt a woman's creativity. They always gon do shit that's gon make u fall in love and wanna have chirren 💑. Ya get me! Bless up 😍😂😂😂

Now see Bruh sloppy toppy is a lot like cars. Like u meet a classy older female and she give that 1995 Cadillac top. She lick the side an...

top that: HH NEWS Here's The New 681bhp Ferrari No One Expected Via @carthrottlenews - One thing no one, anywhere has said about the Ferrari 488 is that it needs more power, but to hell with that: they’ve gone and delivered it anyway. - This is the limited-edition Ferrari J50, a completely unexpected targa based on the 488 but with the 3.9-litre V8’s wick turned up to 681bhp – 20bhp more than the standard car. - Just 10 are being built to celebrate 50 years of the Italian brand’s presence in Japan, and no you can’t have one because you can bet they’re already sold, with each being tailored to the customer that bought it. How much? If you have to ask… - There are plenty of press release references to the 1950s, ’60s, ’70s and ’80s. Serious bodywork mods include the “helmet visor”-style glass area, a bonnet that’s lower than standard at the centre and a black ‘dividing line’ that circles the new front bumper below knee height. All this, says Ferrari, turns it into a heritage-friendly barchetta. - The LED headlights are new, as are the wheels and interior trim. To accommodate the heavily revised front end the radiators have been moved closer together and the windscreen header rail has been lowered for better air flow up from the lower nose. - As for keeping the rain out, obviously if you’ve bought one you’re rich and live somewhere where it doesn’t rain. That or you have much garage space. But just in case, there’s a two-piece carbon-fibre hard top that stows, ahem, “conveniently behind the seats.” - Built by Ferrari’s Special Projects department and designed by the in-house Maranello team, this is likely to be a Ferrari collector’s wet dream from day one. We can’t wait to see the final sale value the first time one goes to auction.
 top that: HH NEWS
 Here's The New 681bhp Ferrari No One
 Expected
Via @carthrottlenews - One thing no one, anywhere has said about the Ferrari 488 is that it needs more power, but to hell with that: they’ve gone and delivered it anyway. - This is the limited-edition Ferrari J50, a completely unexpected targa based on the 488 but with the 3.9-litre V8’s wick turned up to 681bhp – 20bhp more than the standard car. - Just 10 are being built to celebrate 50 years of the Italian brand’s presence in Japan, and no you can’t have one because you can bet they’re already sold, with each being tailored to the customer that bought it. How much? If you have to ask… - There are plenty of press release references to the 1950s, ’60s, ’70s and ’80s. Serious bodywork mods include the “helmet visor”-style glass area, a bonnet that’s lower than standard at the centre and a black ‘dividing line’ that circles the new front bumper below knee height. All this, says Ferrari, turns it into a heritage-friendly barchetta. - The LED headlights are new, as are the wheels and interior trim. To accommodate the heavily revised front end the radiators have been moved closer together and the windscreen header rail has been lowered for better air flow up from the lower nose. - As for keeping the rain out, obviously if you’ve bought one you’re rich and live somewhere where it doesn’t rain. That or you have much garage space. But just in case, there’s a two-piece carbon-fibre hard top that stows, ahem, “conveniently behind the seats.” - Built by Ferrari’s Special Projects department and designed by the in-house Maranello team, this is likely to be a Ferrari collector’s wet dream from day one. We can’t wait to see the final sale value the first time one goes to auction.

Via @carthrottlenews - One thing no one, anywhere has said about the Ferrari 488 is that it needs more power, but to hell with that: they...