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    Totaled: 1AM
glyndarling:

aerylon:

loloftheday:

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.  

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box.  And just to be clear - it was done intentionally.  No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down.  He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”  

Fast forward to the next winter.  First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day.  It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal.  My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow.  And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard.  Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox.  When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won.  With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.  

Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.”  They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.  

And for anyone wondering about the driver
  He was fine.  His job and tighty-whiteys 
 not so much.


That is a very satisfying read.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Totaled: 1AM
glyndarling:

aerylon:

loloftheday:

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on my dad’s street.  

Every time it snowed, the snow plow would take out his mailbox - and only his mail box.  And just to be clear - it was done intentionally.  No one knows why, but the driver of the snow plow would target his box and mow it down.  He’d call the DOT to complain, and would get an earful of excuses that amounted to “not our fault you have a wimpy mailbox.”  

Fast forward to the next winter.  First decent snow starts falling, and every kid is hoping for a snow day.  It was right around 4:30 am that the whole neighborhood was woken up to this loud CLANG and the screech of tearing metal.  My dad made it to the window first and started laughing his ass off.

Sitting out side was one very totaled, and almost ripped in half, snow plow.  And these weren’t little pick-up trucks with a blade on the front, we have these up in NY:

Well, turns out over the summer, my dad’s neighbor got himself a backhoe and sank a steel I beam into the ground in his front yard.  Then he covered it with a decorative wood sleeve and topped it with a brand new mailbox.  When the snowplow driver tried to mow it down it was a bad case of immovable object meets unstoppable force - and the mailbox won.  With the plow firmly impaled on the I beam, it was very clear that the driver had gone out of his way to hit it.  

Naturally, the DOT wasn’t happy, and the neighbor’s reply was simple: “Not my faulty you have a wimpy snowplow.”  They did try to sue him for the damages, but as he had gone to the town, gotten approval for the post and its installation, and made sure everything was up to code, it was thrown out pretty quick.  

And for anyone wondering about the driver
  He was fine.  His job and tighty-whiteys 
 not so much.


That is a very satisfying read.

                
            

            
            
glyndarling:

aerylon:

loloftheday:

Let’s see you little punks smash my letterbox now

This reminds me of this guy who used to live on...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Totaled: REMEM
Let us not forget the countless lives lost on this day and the people who risked their lives for total strangers. Together we are strong đŸ‡șđŸ‡žâ€ïž
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Totaled: REMEM
Let us not forget the countless lives lost on this day and the people who risked their lives for total strangers. Together we are strong đŸ‡șđŸ‡žâ€ïž
                
            

            
            
Let us not forget the countless lives lost on this day and the people who risked their lives for total strangers. Together we are strong...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            






        

        
        

            







    Totaled: Tyler Perry Donating $1 Million to
 Hurricane Harvey Relief Efforts
 @balleralert
Tyler Perry Donating $1 Million to Hurricane Harvey Relief Efforts-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ TMZ reports that director and producer TylerPerry is joining in on the the rescue efforts for HurricaneHarvey. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Perry is reportedly donating a total of $1 million dollars to relief efforts by donating to local charities. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In addition to donating, Perry also stood up for Pastor Joel Osteen, who took some heat this week for not immediately opening the doors to evacuees. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Perry says he knows Osteen well and that the situation was not what it looked like. To further show his support, Perry gave $250,000 to Osteen for his relief efforts. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The remaining funds will be divided between other organizations. Perry gave $250k to Beyonce's pastor's church, and is still deciding about where the other $500k will go. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ His main focus is assuring that the money is actually making it to the people who need it.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Totaled: Tyler Perry Donating $1 Million to
 Hurricane Harvey Relief Efforts
 @balleralert
Tyler Perry Donating $1 Million to Hurricane Harvey Relief Efforts-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ TMZ reports that director and producer TylerPerry is joining in on the the rescue efforts for HurricaneHarvey. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Perry is reportedly donating a total of $1 million dollars to relief efforts by donating to local charities. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In addition to donating, Perry also stood up for Pastor Joel Osteen, who took some heat this week for not immediately opening the doors to evacuees. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Perry says he knows Osteen well and that the situation was not what it looked like. To further show his support, Perry gave $250,000 to Osteen for his relief efforts. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ The remaining funds will be divided between other organizations. Perry gave $250k to Beyonce's pastor's church, and is still deciding about where the other $500k will go. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ His main focus is assuring that the money is actually making it to the people who need it.
                
            

            
            
Tyler Perry Donating $1 Million to Hurricane Harvey Relief Efforts-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ TMZ reports that director and pr...

            
            
        

    



        

        
        

            







    Totaled: Ballerific Sports: DeAndre Hopkins ls
 The League's Highest Paid Receiver
 @balleralert
Ballerific Sports: DeAndre Hopkins Is The League's Highest Paid Receiver- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The HoustonTexans' go-to man, DeAndreHopkins just became the NFL's highest paid receiver. Nukk signed a five-year deal with the Texans for a whopping $81M. Per league sources, $49M is guaranteed. This makes Hopkins a Texan into the 2022 season. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hopkins was in the final year of his rookie contract and was slated to make $7.195M. Last year, Hopkins held out for a new contract and it appears his brief absence was heard loud and clear. The AndreJohnson mentee has a contract in-line with his production. In his four years in the league, Nukk has averaged 1,000 plus yards per season (4,487 total) with 317 receptions and 23 touchdowns. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hopkins is atop of the receivers market, beating Julio Jones and Demaryius Thomas who both garnered deals with $35M in guaranteed money.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Totaled: Ballerific Sports: DeAndre Hopkins ls
 The League's Highest Paid Receiver
 @balleralert
Ballerific Sports: DeAndre Hopkins Is The League's Highest Paid Receiver- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The HoustonTexans' go-to man, DeAndreHopkins just became the NFL's highest paid receiver. Nukk signed a five-year deal with the Texans for a whopping $81M. Per league sources, $49M is guaranteed. This makes Hopkins a Texan into the 2022 season. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hopkins was in the final year of his rookie contract and was slated to make $7.195M. Last year, Hopkins held out for a new contract and it appears his brief absence was heard loud and clear. The AndreJohnson mentee has a contract in-line with his production. In his four years in the league, Nukk has averaged 1,000 plus yards per season (4,487 total) with 317 receptions and 23 touchdowns. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hopkins is atop of the receivers market, beating Julio Jones and Demaryius Thomas who both garnered deals with $35M in guaranteed money.
                
            

            
            
Ballerific Sports: DeAndre Hopkins Is The League's Highest Paid Receiver- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The H...