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Bad, Children, and Target: damage slumbermancer: fruitsoftheweb: Damage prediction on pears during transportation. bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer: fruitsoftheweb: Damage prediction on pears during transportation. bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to a...

Dude, Fucking, and Gif: WillYouPressTheButton?.com I will not! You can shapeshift intout People will always know it's you any form you choose spaztomato13: wanderingwolfsbane: snippyschnapps: haiku-robot: rispahanguis: christiandevil7: nepetaloveme: tyfye49: kasaithederp: therapist-anon: cc-the-pathetic-nobody: chris-drawing-shack: weezy-pup: symmetrical-twin: perpetualcombustioninstruction: revereche: bogleech: elvenrainbow: shitsuren-chama: ocean-child-love: kaibas-paragraphical-mind: what-is-a-homestuck: WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT “I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.” I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,  every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will. I don’t see how this is much of a downside When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know That’s great but have you considered ~cosplay ~Halloween costumes ~acting ~cosplay ~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces ~cosplay ~cosplay ~COSPLAY Dude this would literally be a trangender or genderfluid’s dream. PUSH DA BUTTON I’ll be able to be a cat my whole life! Yas! you could be a fucking furry, enough said. YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR TRANSPORTATION EITHER WANNA GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY? BECOME AN ALBATROSS THEY FLY LONG DISTANCES ALL THE TIME OR HELL JUST BECOME A FUCKING DOLPHIN IF ITS ANOTHER CONTINENT Become a god. Just, become a god. Enough said. Snake, dragon, cat, lion, tiger, etc. *slams button* I could finally look in the mirror without gagging! :: presses button :: i could finally look in the mirror without gagging :: presses button ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Welcome @image-transcribing-bot | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet! Time to abuse THIS power This is always my go to answer when someone asks me about super powers. At least, the shapeshifting part anyway *SMASHES BUTTON* BEEEEEF
Dude, Fucking, and Gif: WillYouPressTheButton?.com
 I will not!
 You can shapeshift intout
 People will always know
 it's you
 any form you choose
spaztomato13:
wanderingwolfsbane:

snippyschnapps:


haiku-robot:


rispahanguis:

christiandevil7:

nepetaloveme:

tyfye49:

kasaithederp:

therapist-anon:


cc-the-pathetic-nobody:

chris-drawing-shack:

weezy-pup:

symmetrical-twin:

perpetualcombustioninstruction:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY




Dude this would literally be a trangender or genderfluid’s dream. 

PUSH DA BUTTON

I’ll be able to be a cat my whole life! Yas!

you could be a fucking furry, enough said.


YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR TRANSPORTATION EITHER
WANNA GO TO ANOTHER COUNTRY? BECOME AN ALBATROSS THEY FLY LONG DISTANCES ALL THE TIME OR HELL JUST BECOME A FUCKING DOLPHIN IF ITS ANOTHER CONTINENT

Become a god.
Just, become a god.
Enough said.


Snake, dragon, cat, lion, tiger, etc.

*slams button*


I could finally look in the mirror without gagging! :: presses button ::


i could finally look in the mirror without gagging :: presses button ^Haiku^bot^7. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Welcome @image-transcribing-bot | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet!


Time to abuse THIS power


This is always my go to answer when someone asks me about super powers. At least, the shapeshifting part anyway 


*SMASHES BUTTON*


BEEEEEF

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9/11, America, and Anaconda: THIS NEWS FOOTAGE AIRED ONCE ON
 g/IL.ITWAS BANNED AFTER THAT
 FOLLOW aCONSPIRACYFILESURB
 BREAKING NEWS
 AMERICA UNDER ATTACK
 PRES. BUSH US WILL HOT
 AND PUNISH THOSE RESPONGT
 LIVE
Double tap and tag a friend! Here's 11 hard facts👇🏼 1) Nano Thermite was found in the dust at Ground Zero. 2) The total collapse of WTC 7, which was NOT hit by a plane, at free fall acceleration in 6.5 seconds at free fall acceleration. Larry Silverstein, the owner of the WTC complex at the time, said that they had to “Pull it” when asked by WTC 7. Steel framed high rise buildings have NEVER totally collapsed from fire or structural damage. 3) BBC correspondent Jane Standley reported the collapse of WTC 7 (Solomon Brothers building) 23 minutes before it happened. CNN-FOX-MSNBC also had early reports. 4) Dick Cheney was in command of NORAD on 9-11. He was in a bunker under the White House as a plane approached the Pentagon, as was Secretary of Transportation, Norman Mineta. Mineta testified that Cheny issued a stand down order regarding the incoming plane: “Of course the orders still stand, have you heard anything to the contrary?” 5) 6 out of the 10 Commissioners believe the 9-11 Commission report was “setup to fail.” 6) FBI confiscated 84-85 videos from the Pentagon. The released Pentagon Security Camera (FOIA) does not show a 757 and is clearly missing a frame. General Albert Stubblebine said it was edited. 7) Osama Bin Laden was NOT wanted by the FBI for the 9-11 attacks: FBI says, “No hard evidence connecting Bin Laden to 9-11.” OBL was a CIA asset named ‘Tim Osman’, who died in 2001. 8) 100′s of Firefighters and eye-witness testimonies to BOMBS-EXPLOSIONS at the WTC complex were ignored by the 9-11 Commission Report. 9) Firefighter and eye-witness testimonies to MOLTEN METAL were also ignored by the Commission report. 10) 5 Dancing Israeli’s’ arrested in ‘Mossad Truck Bombs’ on 9-11 that stated “We were there to document the event.” 11) Israel and its Neocon cohorts benefited politically. Netanyahu said 9-11 “was very good” for Israel. (Comment your thoughts (Comment your thoughts below) ConspiracyFiles ConspiracyFiles2 Pentagon Illuminati Rothschild 911WasAnInsideJob BushDid911 WTC CorporationSlayer 911Truther ConspiracyFact ConspiracyTheory ConspiracyTheories Conspiracy ConspiracyFiles Follow back up page @conspiracyfiles2

Double tap and tag a friend! Here's 11 hard facts👇🏼 1) Nano Thermite was found in the dust at Ground Zero. 2) The total collapse of WTC 7, w...