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Feminism, Food, and Fucking: AT&T 6:29 PM FEMAISH This is a blog ran by two strong empowered otherkin, plantkin women. Our pronouns are bun, bunself and tree, Tree'm/ Treeself Plantsexual, Asexual and binary destroyers. POSTS LIKES FOLLOWING ll AT&T 6:30 PM hellyeahfatfem... Follow Plantkin Currently bun am in a consensual relationship with a park tree. This tree is a willow however it identifies as an oak type tree. Bun know because being plant kin bun could hear the tree saying this. Oak told me that he identifies as male and uses male based pronouns. Oak prefers to be reffered to as a forest type tree #plantkin #otherkin #nature #pronouns #gender binary #gender #gaygr #gay man #gay #bi #bisexual Bun's partners Bun have 3 consensual partners that are all genderfluid, due to the fact that we are all gender fluid we are in a bi polygamous relationship since each day we may identify as different genders sometimes we swap genders. #biseuxal #bi #gay #gaygirl #gaymen #homosexual #gender #feminism #fat #gender fluid #gender fluidity ll AT&T 6:30 PM hellyeahfatfem... a Follow #biseuxal #bi #gay #gaygirl #gaymen #homosexual #gender #feminism #fat #gender fluid #gender fluidity Triggered at the store AGAIN Here is what is VERY problematic that bun have noticed in most food stores. They simply have the food there yet they do NOT have full representation for plantkin and otherkins among us. As a plant kin bun try to sustain on sunlight as much as bun can. However being stuck in this human shell is not easy so in order to not feel as triggered when bun enter the grocery store bun would appreciate a sun isle in which us plantkin can photosynthesize and at least feel like the kin we know we are deep down. Its the 21st century people!!! #otherkin #plantkin #food #feminism #fat #fatgirl #fatbabe #sexy #plants #plantlife #nature #foodstagram #help 1 note I’m a proud, fat, plantkin
Feminism, Food, and Fucking: AT&T
 6:29 PM
 FEMAISH
 This is a blog ran by two strong empowered
 otherkin, plantkin women. Our pronouns are
 bun, bunself and tree, Tree'm/ Treeself
 Plantsexual, Asexual and binary destroyers.
 POSTS
 LIKES
 FOLLOWING

 ll AT&T
 6:30 PM
 hellyeahfatfem...
 Follow
 Plantkin
 Currently bun am in a consensual relationship
 with a park tree. This tree is a willow however it
 identifies as an oak type tree. Bun know
 because being plant kin bun could hear the tree
 saying this. Oak told me that he identifies as
 male and uses male based pronouns. Oak
 prefers to be reffered to as a forest type tree
 #plantkin #otherkin #nature #pronouns
 #gender binary #gender #gaygr #gay man
 #gay #bi #bisexual
 Bun's partners
 Bun have 3 consensual partners that are
 all genderfluid, due to the fact that we are all
 gender fluid we are in a bi polygamous
 relationship since each day we may identify as
 different genders sometimes we swap genders.
 #biseuxal #bi #gay #gaygirl #gaymen
 #homosexual #gender #feminism #fat #gender
 fluid #gender fluidity

 ll AT&T
 6:30 PM
 hellyeahfatfem... a
 Follow
 #biseuxal #bi #gay #gaygirl #gaymen
 #homosexual #gender #feminism #fat #gender
 fluid #gender fluidity
 Triggered at the store
 AGAIN
 Here is what is VERY problematic that bun have
 noticed in most food stores. They simply have
 the food there yet they do NOT have full
 representation for plantkin and otherkins
 among us. As a plant kin bun try to sustain on
 sunlight as much as bun can. However being
 stuck in this human shell is not easy so in order
 to not feel as triggered when bun enter the
 grocery store bun would appreciate a sun isle
 in which us plantkin can photosynthesize and
 at least feel like the kin we know we are deep
 down. Its the 21st century people!!!
 #otherkin #plantkin #food #feminism #fat
 #fatgirl #fatbabe #sexy #plants #plantlife
 #nature #foodstagram #help
 1 note
I’m a proud, fat, plantkin

I’m a proud, fat, plantkin

Af, Asian, and Aww: Anonymous 04/23/18 (Mon)22:57:12 No.766778676 Hey /b/romosexuals, story time > Be me, 17 year old 7/10 male Have an objectively 6, subjectively 8/10 asian gf who loves me 182 KB JPG Major trust issues from a relationship that went bad a while ago relationship friends since 13 Clingy af, probably still a result of that last We've known each other since we were 12, been Tell her I love her evervdav Despite her always replying that she loves me to, start doubting that Gf tells me after a lot of thinking, she's asexual Ohshitlmaydieavirgin Suddenly text my ex spontaneously, find out she's single Lie and say I'm single She asks to meet up for a coffee at Tims (I'm a Leaf) > I decide to go because I'm pissed at my gf Continue? Alright then go to the meet up with ex s my ex is just as beautiful as ever. She has shorter hair and small tits but thats sorta my thing She got me a coffee alread >It was the same type of coffee I drank when was with her on our first date (Double double) >She smiles, it looks cute on her > I ask her whats up, and she mentions my clearly visible erection I sat down faster than I lost my erection s We make small talk for a bit, we instantly have a spark > I havent felt this spark for a few years Eventually she says what both of us have been thinking "We should get back together." Idk what to say. Can't tell her I lied about being single at this point, but I also like her a lot more than my gf > Decide to keep it going "Sure, but I don't have a lot of free time with work. > I just lost my job > I give her the address to the apartment I'm in, which I don't actually pay for. My best bud does Invite her over one time She says "Why not tonight?" My gf hasn't text me and doesnt have a key, and my buddy is out of townm Sure, what could go wrong? Almost done the story /b/ois, cont.? > Take her back to the apartment > Time is a bit late. Ask her what she wants to do She immediately gives me a smile that could only mean one of two things, sex or something sexual > Before I can say anything she notices a picture have of me and my girlfriend on top of the shelf >"Who's this?" > I panic > My sister >She gets confused. My sister is asian? > "You never told me you had a sister, anon, andI met your family > Ohshit.jpg > I make up a story on the spot about my parents splitting and my dad remarrying. She's my stepsister. We broke up over a year ago. My parents fought once in front of her. Not too far fetched "Aww, anon. I'm so sorry." She says, basically jumping into my arms after putting the photo down Haven't even blown a load in at least a week >Boner is visible >She goes for it. I had forgotten that one of the main reasons we broke up was her sex drive and mine not matching up >Suddenly remember second was that she was a crazy bitch towards me sometimes > I just go with it and hope that I wont remember this in a month Best sex I ever had. (I bagged up tho. No worries sWe fall asleep in eachothers arms on my roommates bed crazv bitch towards me sometimes >I just go with it and hope that I wont remember this in a month Best sex I ever had. (I bagged up tho. No worries s We fall asleep in eachothers arms on my roommates bed Wake up to a banging on the door Groggily get up to find my ex making breakfast and my best friends gf at the door Wtf I yell through the door at her "What do you want?" (My best bud) left something and needed her to bring it to him > I open the door cautiously She sees my ex, and me half naked. She ofo knows about my af She asks to talk to me in private Takes me to the bedroom, locks the door and quietly asks me "Are you cheating or did you break I don't lie to her >She gets frustrated with me and leaves without my buds thing he needed "What was that?" My ex asks Now T don't remember exactly what I said at this point because I was scared shitless. My buds gf was for sure gonna tell mine and now things were gonna tumble down Cont? > "What was that anon?" >Ex js getting visibly annoyed and worried > She looks back at the photo of me and my "sister I look down at the floor My ex suddenly pieces something together right then and there >"ls she vour girlfriend?" > I fucking crumble and admit everything >She's surprisingly understanding, but just as understandably upset > ''You should call her No >"I need you to do this for me" I do > I explain the whole thing to her, sparing the sexual details > She sounds pretty heartbroken I try to console her but it doesnt work as well as l would have hoped She hangs up on me I'm in a puddle of tears sitting next to the first girl | ever loved > She hugs me awkwardly one last time > "I need one more thing from you > I look at her and wipe away some tears. "What?" > She smiles at me warmly and says "I need about tree fiddy I suddenly realised what I should have long ago My ex was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era The god damn loch ness monster had tricked me again Anon is conflicted
Af, Asian, and Aww: Anonymous 04/23/18 (Mon)22:57:12 No.766778676
 Hey /b/romosexuals, story time
 > Be me, 17 year old 7/10 male
 Have an objectively 6,
 subjectively 8/10 asian gf who
 loves me
 182 KB JPG
 Major trust issues from a
 relationship that went bad a while ago
 relationship
 friends since 13
 Clingy af, probably still a result of that last
 We've known each other since we were 12, been
 Tell her I love her evervdav
 Despite her always replying that she loves me to,
 start doubting that
 Gf tells me after a lot of thinking, she's asexual
 Ohshitlmaydieavirgin
 Suddenly text my ex spontaneously, find out
 she's single
 Lie and say I'm single
 She asks to meet up for a coffee at Tims (I'm a
 Leaf)
 > I decide to go because I'm pissed at my gf
 Continue?

 Alright then
 go to the meet up with ex
 s my ex is just as beautiful as ever. She has
 shorter hair and small tits but thats sorta my thing
 She got me a coffee alread
 >It was the same type of coffee I drank when
 was with her on our first date (Double double)
 >She smiles, it looks cute on her
 > I ask her whats up, and she mentions my clearly
 visible erection
 I sat down faster than I lost my erection
 s We make small talk for a bit, we instantly have a
 spark
 > I havent felt this spark for a few years
 Eventually she says what both of us have been
 thinking
 "We should get back together."
 Idk what to say. Can't tell her I lied about being
 single at this point, but I also like her a lot more
 than my gf
 > Decide to keep it going
 "Sure, but I don't have a lot of free time with
 work.
 > I just lost my job
 > I give her the address to the apartment I'm in,
 which I don't actually pay for. My best bud does
 Invite her over one time
 She says "Why not tonight?"
 My gf hasn't text me and doesnt have a key, and
 my buddy is out of townm
 Sure, what could go wrong?
 Almost done the story /b/ois, cont.?

 > Take her back to the apartment
 > Time is a bit late. Ask her what she wants to do
 She immediately gives me a smile that could
 only mean one of two things, sex or something
 sexual
 > Before I can say anything she notices a picture
 have of me and my girlfriend on top of the shelf
 >"Who's this?"
 > I panic
 > My sister
 >She gets confused. My sister is asian?
 > "You never told me you had a sister, anon, andI
 met your family
 > Ohshit.jpg
 > I make up a story on the spot about my parents
 splitting and my dad remarrying. She's my
 stepsister. We broke up over a year ago. My
 parents fought once in front of her. Not too far
 fetched
 "Aww, anon. I'm so sorry." She says, basically
 jumping into my arms after putting the photo
 down
 Haven't even blown a load in at least a week
 >Boner is visible
 >She goes for it. I had forgotten that one of the
 main reasons we broke up was her sex drive and
 mine not matching up
 >Suddenly remember second was that she was a
 crazy bitch towards me sometimes
 > I just go with it and hope that I wont remember
 this in a month
 Best sex I ever had. (I bagged up tho. No
 worries
 sWe fall asleep in eachothers arms on my
 roommates bed

 crazv bitch towards me sometimes
 >I just go with it and hope that I wont remember
 this in a month
 Best sex I ever had. (I bagged up tho. No
 worries
 s We fall asleep in eachothers arms on my
 roommates bed
 Wake up to a banging on the door
 Groggily get up to find my ex making breakfast
 and my best friends gf at the door
 Wtf
 I yell through the door at her "What do you want?"
 (My best bud) left something and needed her to
 bring it to him
 > I open the door cautiously
 She sees my ex, and me half naked. She ofo
 knows about my af
 She asks to talk to me in private
 Takes me to the bedroom, locks the door and
 quietly asks me "Are you cheating or did you break
 I don't lie to her
 >She gets frustrated with me and leaves without
 my buds thing he needed
 "What was that?" My ex asks
 Now T don't remember exactly what I said at this
 point because I was scared shitless. My buds gf
 was for sure gonna tell mine and now things were
 gonna tumble down
 Cont?

 > "What was that anon?"
 >Ex js getting visibly annoyed and worried
 > She looks back at the photo of me and my
 "sister
 I look down at the floor
 My ex suddenly pieces something together right
 then and there
 >"ls she vour girlfriend?"
 > I fucking crumble and admit everything
 >She's surprisingly understanding, but just as
 understandably upset
 > ''You should call her
 No
 >"I need you to do this for me"
 I do
 > I explain the whole thing to her, sparing the
 sexual details
 > She sounds pretty heartbroken
 I try to console her but it doesnt work as well as l
 would have hoped
 She hangs up on me
 I'm in a puddle of tears sitting next to the first girl
 | ever loved
 > She hugs me awkwardly one last time
 > "I need one more thing from you
 > I look at her and wipe away some tears. "What?"
 > She smiles at me warmly and says "I need about
 tree fiddy
 I suddenly realised what I should have long ago
 My ex was about 8 stories tall and was a
 crustacean from the paleozoic era
 The god damn loch ness monster had tricked me
 again
Anon is conflicted

Anon is conflicted

Anaconda, Community, and Family: Florida Woman Marries 100-Year-Old Tree To Save lt From Being Chopped Down: "If They Cut Down This Tree, l'm Going To Be A Widow" @balleralert Florida Woman Marries 100-Year-Old Tree To Save It From Being Chopped Down: “If They Cut Down This Tree, I’m Going To Be A Widow” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In an effort to save a 100-year-old tree, a Florida woman has asked for its branch in marriage. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to The Miami Herald, the tree became part of a neighborhood controversy after Fort Myers city staff discussed chopping it down last year, despite its history in the Snell Family Park. However, after months of planning, the city agreed to a $13,000 spending budget to chop the tree, which in turn, sparked widespread backlash among those fond of the giant ficus. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In fact, one woman took matters into her own hands, using tips from women who’ve been protesting deforestation in Mexico. Over the weekend, Karen Cooper jumped the broom with the tree in an attempt to save it from being cut down. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In a waterfront ceremony that took place on Saturday, Cooper and a slew of other women who were dressed in white vowed to honor and protect the tree. The wedding was filled with the works, including flowers, a tree-decorated wedding cake, and a canine ring-bearer, as it was staged just three days before Tuesday’s meeting about the tree’s fate. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since then though, a spokesperson for the city, revealed that it is moving forward to save the beloved tree. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Everyday city employees care for the trees and plants that give our city a sense of community and shared history,” the spokesperson said. However, the tree’s fate is not completely secure just yet, Cooper says. Tuesday will be the determining factor, and if the Beautification Board does not agree to save the tree, the city’s councilman vowed to bring the issue to City Council. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "If they cut down this tree, I'm going to be a widow," Cooper said.
Anaconda, Community, and Family: Florida Woman Marries 100-Year-Old Tree To
 Save lt From Being Chopped Down: "If They
 Cut Down This Tree, l'm Going To Be A
 Widow"
 @balleralert
Florida Woman Marries 100-Year-Old Tree To Save It From Being Chopped Down: “If They Cut Down This Tree, I’m Going To Be A Widow” – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In an effort to save a 100-year-old tree, a Florida woman has asked for its branch in marriage. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to The Miami Herald, the tree became part of a neighborhood controversy after Fort Myers city staff discussed chopping it down last year, despite its history in the Snell Family Park. However, after months of planning, the city agreed to a $13,000 spending budget to chop the tree, which in turn, sparked widespread backlash among those fond of the giant ficus. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In fact, one woman took matters into her own hands, using tips from women who’ve been protesting deforestation in Mexico. Over the weekend, Karen Cooper jumped the broom with the tree in an attempt to save it from being cut down. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In a waterfront ceremony that took place on Saturday, Cooper and a slew of other women who were dressed in white vowed to honor and protect the tree. The wedding was filled with the works, including flowers, a tree-decorated wedding cake, and a canine ring-bearer, as it was staged just three days before Tuesday’s meeting about the tree’s fate. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Since then though, a spokesperson for the city, revealed that it is moving forward to save the beloved tree. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Everyday city employees care for the trees and plants that give our city a sense of community and shared history,” the spokesperson said. However, the tree’s fate is not completely secure just yet, Cooper says. Tuesday will be the determining factor, and if the Beautification Board does not agree to save the tree, the city’s councilman vowed to bring the issue to City Council. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "If they cut down this tree, I'm going to be a widow," Cooper said.

Florida Woman Marries 100-Year-Old Tree To Save It From Being Chopped Down: “If They Cut Down This Tree, I’m Going To Be A Widow” – blogged ...

Crazy, Friends, and Head: MILIOHAIRE MENTOR F*CK CONFORMING Stop conforming! Be unreasonable and life an amazing LIFE! I don’t know why exactly, but we as we grow up, we all start getting into our own head way too much. We analyze everything from every angle, and we don’t take nearly enough risks. Too much thinking, not enough balls. I mean… remember when you were a kid. When you had an idea, even if it wild, crazy, and might get you in trouble… you’d just go for it. You saw a cool-looking tree and you wanted to climb it? 2 minutes later you’d be hanging from the top, your friends looking up in awe. Then you’d realize that “holy shit this is pretty high”. But you were already up there, so you’d just figure it out. And somehow, you’d come out of it in piece one piece, with a smile on your face. And that’s why childhood was so damn fun! - Time and time again, (Sometimes it happens to me, and I’m sure it happens to you too… We have an idea, we get excited, we even start working on it.. and then somehow we lose focus, doubt ourselves, and give up on it. Sounds familiar?🤔 Let’s be real here: We all do it. On a daily, micro-level, and on a broader life strategy-level. But I want to use this moment of clarity to remind you and everyone else who is reading this short post to wake the f*ck up! - You’re welcome! - life risk success millionairementor
Crazy, Friends, and Head: MILIOHAIRE MENTOR
 F*CK CONFORMING
Stop conforming! Be unreasonable and life an amazing LIFE! I don’t know why exactly, but we as we grow up, we all start getting into our own head way too much. We analyze everything from every angle, and we don’t take nearly enough risks. Too much thinking, not enough balls. I mean… remember when you were a kid. When you had an idea, even if it wild, crazy, and might get you in trouble… you’d just go for it. You saw a cool-looking tree and you wanted to climb it? 2 minutes later you’d be hanging from the top, your friends looking up in awe. Then you’d realize that “holy shit this is pretty high”. But you were already up there, so you’d just figure it out. And somehow, you’d come out of it in piece one piece, with a smile on your face. And that’s why childhood was so damn fun! - Time and time again, (Sometimes it happens to me, and I’m sure it happens to you too… We have an idea, we get excited, we even start working on it.. and then somehow we lose focus, doubt ourselves, and give up on it. Sounds familiar?🤔 Let’s be real here: We all do it. On a daily, micro-level, and on a broader life strategy-level. But I want to use this moment of clarity to remind you and everyone else who is reading this short post to wake the f*ck up! - You’re welcome! - life risk success millionairementor

Stop conforming! Be unreasonable and life an amazing LIFE! I don’t know why exactly, but we as we grow up, we all start getting into our own...

Anaconda, Animals, and Cats: California Couple Arrested for Forcing Their Children to Live in Plvwood Box for Almost Five Years @balleralert California Couple Arrested for Forcing Their Children to Live in Plywood Box for Almost Five Years - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An older California couple has been arrested on child cruelty charges for forcing their three children to live in a plywood box for the last four years, the New York Post reports. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Thursday, Mona Kirk and Daniel Panico were taken to the Morongo Basin Jail, after sheriff deputies discovered the children’s unbelievable living conditions during a property check-in Joshua Tree—which is 130 miles east of Los Angeles. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to officials, a large, rectangular box—standing approximately 4-feet high and 10-feet wide, with about 20 feet of space from end to end, was spotted near an abandoned caravan that held about 40 roaming cats and loads of trash and feces. The feces were said to be from both humans and animals. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The land surrounding the box and travel camper was filled with old junk and broken toys. A recent press release stated that the victims—ages 11, 13, and 14, were also found to have an “inadequate amount of food” in the “unsuitable and unsafe environment.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They are now in Children and Family Services’ custody. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Kirk, 51, and Panico, 73, have a bail set at $100,000.
Anaconda, Animals, and Cats: California Couple Arrested for
 Forcing Their Children to Live in
 Plvwood Box for Almost Five
 Years @balleralert
California Couple Arrested for Forcing Their Children to Live in Plywood Box for Almost Five Years - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ An older California couple has been arrested on child cruelty charges for forcing their three children to live in a plywood box for the last four years, the New York Post reports. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Thursday, Mona Kirk and Daniel Panico were taken to the Morongo Basin Jail, after sheriff deputies discovered the children’s unbelievable living conditions during a property check-in Joshua Tree—which is 130 miles east of Los Angeles. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to officials, a large, rectangular box—standing approximately 4-feet high and 10-feet wide, with about 20 feet of space from end to end, was spotted near an abandoned caravan that held about 40 roaming cats and loads of trash and feces. The feces were said to be from both humans and animals. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The land surrounding the box and travel camper was filled with old junk and broken toys. A recent press release stated that the victims—ages 11, 13, and 14, were also found to have an “inadequate amount of food” in the “unsuitable and unsafe environment.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They are now in Children and Family Services’ custody. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Kirk, 51, and Panico, 73, have a bail set at $100,000.

California Couple Arrested for Forcing Their Children to Live in Plywood Box for Almost Five Years - blogged by: @ashleytearra ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...

Energy, Fuck You, and Fucking: O 63% 08:42 charmcitywire.com I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News_May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach ENERO DRINK NERGY Boone County Sheriff's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 00 AT&T 08:43 o 63%! charmcitywire.com bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth. Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks. This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version: "Okay,Iput just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle." Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you 08:43 O 63% charmcitywire.com want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them, and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there Is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then whern forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake. PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort Follow @zachhagerman Via Share: Tweet Like 551 Author: Zach Tree Fort Piss and Meth Energy Drinks for 20.00. Takers?
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 I'm All In On This Guy
 Selling Energy Drinks
 Filled With Crystal
 Meth And Gasoline
 Out Of His Tree Fort
 Humor, News_May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach
 ENERO
 DRINK
 NERGY
 Boone County Sheriff's Office
 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West
 Virginia was arrested on charges of making and
 selling his homemade energy drinks containing
 meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how
 great is this guy)? When police showed up, they
 found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing
 through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25

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 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained
 meth.
 Police discovered June's practice after several high
 school girls had to be hospitalized for internal
 bleeding after consuming the drinks.
 This is what June had to say about the drinks:
 They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or
 Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade,
 caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I
 swear to God I didn't put meth in there."
 He then back tracked and went with this version:
 "Okay,Iput just a little meth in there to get them
 addicted and keep customers coming back. I know
 they'll all testify against me so let me make
 something else clear: I pissed in every bottle."
 Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these
 energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you
 jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human
 urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you

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 want it to work. And if these little high school bitches
 want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality
 working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20
 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them,
 and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still
 buy it, that's on you.
 I just love everything about Jasper June and his
 retail business. He read pornos in a foreign
 language while wearing his diaper, and when police
 ask about his product, he is adamant that there Is
 no meth in there, only gasoline. And then whern
 forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there
 and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too
 lcing on the cake.
 PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's
 from? Jasper June from Boone County, West
 Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort
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