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 ing
 and u
 ilgely
 ir own. Due out on PCs i
 e second halt ot 2006, Left
 uninspir-
 of Christian videogames will
 shoot-ern-up
 al Forces is the
 istgamedapted from the which os, the top sfirfe
 notice two differences work force
 gn, join a para
 the Antich
 Be
 which offers an eerily authen-
 s Cooking
 against
 Lefit Be
 prah, add this name to your book-club address list. Jeff
 Troy La
 went pubi
 Henderson, 41, a cocaine dealer turned high-end chef
 the game
 signed a six-figure deal with William Morrow/HarperCollins
 rom
 to write his memoirs. Henderson pitched his book with the title P
 sion of th
 Cocaine to Foie Gras."
 Known as Chef Jeff, Henderson-born in southern California's
 Watts and raised by a single mother-says he earned as much as
 $35,000 a week dealing cocaine in San Diego. He wound up in prison in
 left will s
 "But m
 1988: "People say I got arrested. No, I got likely to
 rescued," he says. At the time, he likes to Though
 say, the only thing he had ever cooked recty
 was crack. But while incarcerated in six will kl
 different prisons for eight years and ninepaigni
 months, he worked in prison kitchens.
 First, he cleaned pots and pans. Then he
 prepared meals, bartering food for serv-
 ices like haircuts. His signature dish in
 prison: fried chicken, served every Sune
 Today it's a pan-roasted Chilean
 bass with fingerling potatoes-a $26en-
 tree at the Café Bellagio, where he is executive clh
 This being the James Frey era, H
 all his materials and pictures showing his life as a dealer lp
 enderson is busy pulling together
 risoner
 my memoir comes out that everything is true
 fields
 when
 ,"'he says. Meanwhile
 so fields calls from different kinds of customers:
 and then motivational speaker and chef. " wan
 these davs he
 tion company reps. "Cooking food
Apparently, Ass, and Crying: File: 1362331602861 İpg-(142 KB. 960x638. 407119 345553992 135382 275815114 njpg) Anonymous 03/03/13(Sun)12:26 No.12127904 Replies: 3312127927 3312129930 3212131281 Gentlemen,due to a story last night, i feel the need to break an order i was given and tell you about the Missouri Goat Man. Now im a chemical guy, and we all go to ft.lostinthewoods to do training. This happened during an FTX out in the woods, next to a ridge and a large stream bed. Every night there is a roaming guard of two privates, and we have our gay little blank adapters and we just roam around making sure no one is having sex. This happens one night when me and a buddy of mine are posted up on a couple of stumps by one of the light systems they drag out there >About 0300, me and my pal are set up under the lamps, soaking in the warm exhaust because its 250F outside and fuck if we were going to be moving >We are watching the tents, joking how if anyone was going to do the nasty itd be difficult due to the cold, etc >nudge buddy, tell him to catch a nap >he lolls off and is snoozing >snow slowly drifting down through the trees, peaceful >Just kind of staring into the woods when i hear that "crunch" of snow >extremely faint, have to perk up my ears to make it out >think to myself "Theres no way some idiots going to freeze his nuts to some girls ass...must be a drill sergeant." snudge my buddy awake, tell him theres a DS in the woods >he perks up, we are both watching the woodline >sure enough we see a shadow come in from the woodline, crouching low, amazing he can be this quiet in the snow > We both grin, last time this happened they dragged someone out and tied them to a tree for shits and giggles Anonymous 03/03/13(Sun)12:31 No. 12127927 Replies:12127973 04 ( >The shadow gets well within the camp line, crouching really, really low...looking back it was weird >A tent rustles and the shadow instantly stands up to full height, fucking id almost 7ft tall, and has GODDAMN HORNS ON ITS FUCKING HEAD Buddy and i suck in our breath and our eyes are wide, this isnt a fucking DS The whatever it was opens a tent f >At this time my buddy has found the little radio we were given in case we need to contact the Drill Sergeants >Buddy is freaking out and trying to get them out here, which causes them to freak out and come ghosting out of the fucking shadows >They startle us and my buddy yells >We all hear a loud...grunt >All our heads turn to see this goat-thing dragging a goddamn private IT HAS A FEMALE PRIVATE IT HAS HER LEG >HOLY SHIT ITS DRAGGING HER OUT OF THE CAMP >Nothing really happens for what feels like hours, just this surreal fucking stare down >A female DS screams out a war cry and launches herself at a full sprint at it rest of the DS's pull out their pistols and charge down to try and get the private eeaall slow, peaks inside Anonymous 03/03/13(Sun)12:40 No. 12127973 Replies: 1212797612128006 2212131339 File: 1362332433502 jpg-(76 KB, 720x478, 417143_349589041731877_79(...).jpg) 12127927 >He hop up and run down, scrambling to grab the chick and haul her away the DSs have taken off to chase whatever it was away from the camp, as we are dragging the chick away the entire camp is up now and setting up a perimeter around the AHA and chow tent 2 areas that have constant light >Tense as fuck, everyone has their bayonets in their hands >DS's come back an hour later, looking worse for wear >everyone loads up in the humvees and we get the fuck out of there Apparently the Drill Sergeants had chased the damn thing over a was weirded out but didnt seem phased and had simply made the DS's carry fully loaded M4's for the next rotations. Oh big scary goat man? Nah dont worry about it, heres bigger guns ek at which it took off into the under brush. The female soldier was okay, whatever it was had smothered her till she passed out. Higher command Yay Army Anonymous 03/03/13(Sun)12:58 No. 12128041 Replies: 12128091 12128097 212128101 File (1.15 MB, 1620x2660, 2012-07-28 14.25.36.jpg) And there are tons of these stories, of people just tearin friend of mine who went to MP training there out of the woods in full kit blubberi ing o mental instability. I myself only have one other story, and this is from a >Friend is on the last FTX in the dead of winter >He is set up with 3 other people in a tower over looking a huge expanse of woods >Scheduled OPFOR attack happens, everyones having fun shooting blanks >suddenly a couple of dudes come barreling out of the woods carrying a guy who has a fucking tree branch lodged in his thigh kak kak kak , >everything stops, everyone leaps into action and drags him onto the FOB >he is screaming and crying about the "Deer man >DSs instantly scramble for their m4's and get on a loud speaker, demanding every private into their little hutches >DSs break a major rule and hand out live ammo to everyone >everyone tense a fuck >that one dude is screaming THE DEER MAN, HES OUT THERE, JESUS CHRIST PROTECT ME.THE DEEEERRR MAAAANN AAUUUGGGGHHHHHH and keeps screaming this untill the medics arrive
Apparently, Ass, and Crying: File: 1362331602861 İpg-(142 KB. 960x638. 407119 345553992 135382 275815114 njpg)
 Anonymous 03/03/13(Sun)12:26 No.12127904 Replies: 3312127927 3312129930 3212131281
 Gentlemen,due to a story last night, i feel the need to break an order i was given and tell you about the Missouri Goat Man. Now im a chemical guy, and we all go to
 ft.lostinthewoods to do training. This happened during an FTX out in the woods, next to a ridge and a large stream bed. Every night there is a roaming guard of two privates, and
 we have our gay little blank adapters and we just roam around making sure no one is having sex. This happens one night when me and a buddy of mine are posted up on a
 couple of stumps by one of the light systems they drag out there
 >About 0300, me and my pal are set up under the lamps, soaking in the warm exhaust because its 250F outside and fuck if we were going to be moving
 >We are watching the tents, joking how if anyone was going to do the nasty itd be difficult due to the cold, etc
 >nudge buddy, tell him to catch a nap
 >he lolls off and is snoozing
 >snow slowly drifting down through the trees, peaceful
 >Just kind of staring into the woods when i hear that "crunch" of snow
 >extremely faint, have to perk up my ears to make it out
 >think to myself "Theres no way some idiots going to freeze his nuts to some girls ass...must be a drill sergeant."
 snudge my buddy awake, tell him theres a DS in the woods
 >he perks up, we are both watching the woodline
 >sure enough we see a shadow come in from the woodline, crouching low, amazing he can be this quiet in the snow
 > We both grin, last time this happened they dragged someone out and tied them to a tree for shits and giggles
 Anonymous 03/03/13(Sun)12:31 No. 12127927 Replies:12127973
 04 (
 >The shadow gets well within the camp line, crouching really, really low...looking back it was weird
 >A tent rustles and the shadow instantly stands up to full height, fucking id almost 7ft tall, and has GODDAMN HORNS ON ITS FUCKING HEAD
 Buddy and i suck in our breath and our eyes are wide, this isnt a fucking DS
 The whatever it was opens a tent f
 >At this time my buddy has found the little radio we were given in case we need to contact the Drill Sergeants
 >Buddy is freaking out and trying to get them out here, which causes them to freak out and come ghosting out of the fucking shadows
 >They startle us and my buddy yells
 >We all hear a loud...grunt
 >All our heads turn to see this goat-thing dragging a goddamn private
 IT HAS A FEMALE PRIVATE
 IT HAS HER LEG
 >HOLY SHIT
 ITS DRAGGING HER OUT OF THE CAMP
 >Nothing really happens for what feels like hours, just this surreal fucking stare down
 >A female DS screams out a war cry and launches herself at a full sprint at it
 rest of the DS's pull out their pistols and charge down to try and get the private
 eeaall slow, peaks inside
 Anonymous 03/03/13(Sun)12:40 No. 12127973 Replies: 1212797612128006 2212131339
 File: 1362332433502 jpg-(76 KB, 720x478, 417143_349589041731877_79(...).jpg)
 12127927
 >He hop up and run down, scrambling to grab the chick and haul her away
 the DSs have taken off to chase whatever it was away from the camp, as we are dragging the chick away the entire camp is up now and setting up a perimeter around the AHA and chow tent
 2 areas that have constant light
 >Tense as fuck, everyone has their bayonets in their hands
 >DS's come back an hour later, looking worse for wear
 >everyone loads up in the humvees and we get the fuck out of there
 Apparently the Drill Sergeants had chased the damn thing over a
 was weirded out but didnt seem phased and had simply made the DS's carry fully loaded M4's for the next rotations. Oh big scary goat man? Nah dont worry about it, heres bigger guns
 ek at which it took off into the under brush. The female soldier was okay, whatever it was had smothered her till she passed out. Higher command
 Yay Army
 Anonymous 03/03/13(Sun)12:58 No. 12128041 Replies: 12128091 12128097 212128101
 File
 (1.15 MB, 1620x2660, 2012-07-28 14.25.36.jpg)
 And there are tons of these stories, of people just tearin
 friend of mine who went to MP training there
 out of the woods in full kit blubberi
 ing
 o mental instability. I myself only have one other story, and this is from a
 >Friend is on the last FTX in the dead of winter
 >He is set up with 3 other people in a tower over looking a huge expanse of woods
 >Scheduled OPFOR attack happens, everyones having fun shooting blanks
 >suddenly a couple of dudes come barreling out of the woods carrying a guy who has a fucking tree branch lodged in his thigh
 kak kak kak
 ,
 >everything stops, everyone leaps into action and drags him onto the FOB
 >he is screaming and crying about the "Deer man
 >DSs instantly scramble for their m4's and get on a loud speaker, demanding every private into their little hutches
 >DSs break a major rule and hand out live ammo to everyone
 >everyone tense a fuck
 >that one dude is screaming
 THE DEER MAN, HES OUT THERE, JESUS CHRIST PROTECT ME.THE DEEEERRR MAAAANN AAUUUGGGGHHHHHH
 and keeps screaming this untill the medics arrive