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Anaconda, Bad, and Bad Jokes: consultingskeletondetective somanyfandomsasdfghjkl the-average-gatsby: alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy brace yourselves so there's a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it's a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren't as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night. in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight. the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing the squire from the third kingdom. and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides What have we become How dare you make me read that Source: the-average-ga 106,189 notes
Anaconda, Bad, and Bad Jokes: consultingskeletondetective
 somanyfandomsasdfghjkl
 the-average-gatsby:
 alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not
 one comes close to this doozy
 brace yourselves
 so there's a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake
 surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the
 lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy
 prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its
 fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling
 and poor, and barely has an army
 the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it's a
 valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest
 knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal
 squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather
 armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends
 their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since
 passed his prime, with his own personal squire
 the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink
 and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights
 in the second kingdom aren't as well off, but have their own supply of
 grog and also drink late into the night.
 in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the
 branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills
 the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.
 the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over
 and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and
 weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all
 three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by
 the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing the
 squire from the third kingdom.
 and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose
 is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides
 What have we become
 How dare you make me read that
 Source: the-average-ga
 106,189 notes