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College, Fucking, and Lawyer: TRUM 159650291823782704528885 2088726311223753541_n.jpg 130 KB JPG Story time folks >Be me >Trump supporter >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial college near by >Constantly getting run over and pulled out >Think of idea (pic related) >Plant nails and wait sOne day a woman comes to my door >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and starts screaming at me about how it's my fault her tires are flat OhLordMySides.exe >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire she'll get the police involved Sudden ldea Tell her to leave her information so I can send her the check since I would need to go to the bank Actually does it Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit >Get my outside cameras to see her running over my sign >Give her name address and car tags to confirm it was her car >Take her to court, open and shut case Pay for damages >Throw in some bullshit about emotional damage "I don't feel like me or my property is safe just because of my political views" >Actually fucking works >She loses her fucking shit at this point >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and how this should be illegal NoProof.jpeg Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or college if she has to pay this >Based Judge says "You should of thought about that before tearing down someone's property, you have 30 days to pay She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court, can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional damages So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade? Pic related siryouarebeingmocked: krungle: inked-up-nomad: miggybeardo: rightsmarts: Read this entire thing, pedes. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking Savage Probably didn’t happen, but a good story. Yeah it sounds a lot like a #ThatHappened story tbh
College, Fucking, and Lawyer: TRUM
 159650291823782704528885 2088726311223753541_n.jpg
 130 KB JPG
 Story time folks
 >Be me
 >Trump supporter
 >Trump sign outside to trigger mostly millennial
 college near by
 >Constantly getting run over and pulled out
 >Think of idea (pic related)
 >Plant nails and wait
 sOne day a woman comes to my door
 >Fat, purple hair, 23 at most, red at the face and
 starts screaming at me about how it's my fault
 her tires are flat
 OhLordMySides.exe
 >She says if I don't reimburse her for her tire
 she'll get the police involved
 Sudden ldea
 Tell her to leave her information so I can send
 her the check since I would need to go to the
 bank
 Actually does it
 Call my lawyer to set up the lawsuit
 >Get my outside cameras to see her running over
 my sign
 >Give her name address and car tags to confirm
 it was her car
 >Take her to court, open and shut case
 Pay for damages
 >Throw in some bullshit about emotional
 damage "I don't feel like me or my property is
 safe just because of my political views"
 >Actually fucking works
 >She loses her fucking shit at this point
 >Starts screaming about how I agreed to pay and
 how this should be illegal
 NoProof.jpeg
 Says she can't pay for basic living expenses or
 college if she has to pay this
 >Based Judge says "You should of thought about
 that before tearing down someone's property, you
 have 30 days to pay
 She gets her tires destroyed, humiliated in court,
 can't pay for living expenses, probably got kicked
 out of college and had to pay me 3k in emotional
 damages
 So, guys, what parts of my PC should I upgrade?
 Pic related
siryouarebeingmocked:

krungle:
inked-up-nomad:

miggybeardo:


rightsmarts:

Read this entire thing, pedes.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!


Fucking Savage


Probably didn’t happen, but a good story.

Yeah it sounds a lot like a #ThatHappened story tbh

siryouarebeingmocked: krungle: inked-up-nomad: miggybeardo: rightsmarts: Read this entire thing, pedes. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fuckin...

Crime, Guns, and Ironic: Bart Hubbuch @BartHubbuch Replying to @jaynordlinger l advocate that every gun owner be hanged. 4/5/18, 6:13 PM 1 Retweet 9 Likes <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172692481272/coolmanfromthepast-astralnymph" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://coolmanfromthepast.tumblr.com/post/172691432021/astralnymph-coolmanfromthepast" class="tumblr_blog">coolmanfromthepast</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://astral--nymph.tumblr.com/post/172691185069/coolmanfromthepast-astralnymph" class="tumblr_blog">astral–nymph</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://coolmanfromthepast.tumblr.com/post/172691033596/astralnymph-gop-tea-pub-make-sure-to-vote-in" class="tumblr_blog">coolmanfromthepast</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://astral--nymph.tumblr.com/post/172690905449/gop-tea-pub-make-sure-to-vote-in-2018-its-more" class="tumblr_blog">astral–nymph</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://gop-tea-pub.tumblr.com/post/172679438552/make-sure-to-vote-in-2018-its-more-important" class="tumblr_blog">gop-tea-pub</a>:</p><blockquote><p style=""> Make sure to vote in 2018. It’s more important than ever <br/><br/> Here’s what every leftist ‘progressive’ wants whether they admit it or not. They talk about the AR-15 (which is involved in less than 1% of crime/murder and less than 7% of mass shootings) because they want the ‘inch’ before they take the mile. Trust me…. Every. Single. One. <br/></p></blockquote> <p>How do they plan on hanging gun owners… the people who have guns… </p></blockquote> <p>Well, c'mon, it’s not like they’ve given this any thought. At all.</p></blockquote> <p>Obviously I mistakenly expect these people to be smarter, but if they were smarter we wouldnt be having this debate to begin with. </p></blockquote> <p>^^^^^</p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/maWU4FfQT4hYAQzOtp2mgvg">@astral–nymph</a>. It ironic and eerily nostalgic that our friend mr. Bart here talks about hanging gun owners.</p><p>I’m reminded of a quote </p><p>“The best remedy for a lyncher or a cursed midnight rider is a 16 shot Winchester rifle in the hands of a dead shot Negro who has nerve enough to pull the trigger.” - John Mitchell, Jr. newspaper editor, politician, teacher, banker, and civil rights activist. Born enslaved.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1096" data-orig-width="1276"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0f37f46781a071a056344fd3225fe1f1/tumblr_inline_p6tpfnKSle1sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="1096" data-orig-width="1276"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9a93ed541f1bd4389e8dbbee956b6a6f/tumblr_inline_p6tpfnJfQr1sp5650_500.jpg" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Don’t forget this one:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="850"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b88db6c4e532ad83008c3221a0b979cb/tumblr_inline_p6tt4irUD11rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="850"/></figure>
Crime, Guns, and Ironic: Bart Hubbuch
 @BartHubbuch
 Replying to @jaynordlinger
 l advocate that every gun owner be
 hanged.
 4/5/18, 6:13 PM
 1 Retweet 9 Likes
<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172692481272/coolmanfromthepast-astralnymph" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://coolmanfromthepast.tumblr.com/post/172691432021/astralnymph-coolmanfromthepast" class="tumblr_blog">coolmanfromthepast</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://astral--nymph.tumblr.com/post/172691185069/coolmanfromthepast-astralnymph" class="tumblr_blog">astral–nymph</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://coolmanfromthepast.tumblr.com/post/172691033596/astralnymph-gop-tea-pub-make-sure-to-vote-in" class="tumblr_blog">coolmanfromthepast</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://astral--nymph.tumblr.com/post/172690905449/gop-tea-pub-make-sure-to-vote-in-2018-its-more" class="tumblr_blog">astral–nymph</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://gop-tea-pub.tumblr.com/post/172679438552/make-sure-to-vote-in-2018-its-more-important" class="tumblr_blog">gop-tea-pub</a>:</p><blockquote><p style="">
Make sure to vote in 2018. It’s more important than ever <br/><br/>
 Here’s what every leftist ‘progressive’ wants whether they admit it or 
not. They talk about the AR-15 (which is involved in less than 1% of 
crime/murder and less than 7% of mass shootings) because they want the 
‘inch’ before they take the mile. Trust me…. Every. Single. One.

<br/></p></blockquote>

<p>How do they plan on hanging gun owners… the people who have guns… </p></blockquote>

<p>Well, c'mon, it’s not like they’ve given this any thought.  At all.</p></blockquote>

<p>Obviously I mistakenly expect these people to be smarter, but if they were smarter we wouldnt be having this debate to begin with. </p></blockquote>

<p>^^^^^</p></blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/maWU4FfQT4hYAQzOtp2mgvg">@astral–nymph</a>. It ironic and eerily nostalgic that our friend mr. Bart here talks about hanging gun owners.</p><p>I’m reminded of a quote </p><p>“The best remedy for a lyncher or a cursed midnight rider is a 16 shot Winchester rifle in the hands of a dead shot Negro who has nerve enough to pull the trigger.” - John Mitchell, Jr.  newspaper editor, politician, teacher, banker, and civil rights activist. Born enslaved.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1096" data-orig-width="1276"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0f37f46781a071a056344fd3225fe1f1/tumblr_inline_p6tpfnKSle1sp5650_500.png" data-orig-height="1096" data-orig-width="1276"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9a93ed541f1bd4389e8dbbee956b6a6f/tumblr_inline_p6tpfnJfQr1sp5650_500.jpg" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Don’t forget this one:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="850"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b88db6c4e532ad83008c3221a0b979cb/tumblr_inline_p6tt4irUD11rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="400" data-orig-width="850"/></figure>

<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/172692481272/coolmanfromthepast-astralnymph" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <block...

Bailey Jay, Fire, and Fucking: Teacher trained in gun use accidentally discharges firearm in Calif. classroom, injuring student Dennis Alexander speaks at a Seaside, Calij., city council meeting on Feb. 15. (Seaside City Council) Fred Barbash, Washington Post Published: March 14, 2018 Updated: March 14, 2018 at 10:32 AM A teacher who is also a reserve police officer trained in firearm use accidentally discharged a gun Tuesday at Seaside High School in Monterey County, California, during a class devoted to public safety. A male student was reported to have sustained non-life- threatening injuries. <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171873880184/hello-kitty-senpai-hello-kitty-senpai" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://hello-kitty-senpai.tumblr.com/post/171873818292/hello-kitty-senpai-jlongbone-mojave-red" class="tumblr_blog">hello-kitty-senpai</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://hello-kitty-senpai.tumblr.com/post/171873432302/jlongbone-mojave-red-indiecup" class="tumblr_blog">hello-kitty-senpai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171873240409/mojave-red-indiecup-mojave-red" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/171873182999/indiecup-mojave-red-mikeneedsadrink" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://indiecup.tumblr.com/post/171872811987/mojave-red-mikeneedsadrink-indiecup" class="tumblr_blog">indiecup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/171872688199/mikeneedsadrink-indiecup-pocblog-it-was" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://mikeneedsadrink.tumblr.com/post/171872635054/indiecup-pocblog-it-was-california-what-did" class="tumblr_blog">mikeneedsadrink</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://indiecup.tumblr.com/post/171872530712/pocblog-it-was-california-what-did-you-expect" class="tumblr_blog">indiecup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pocblog.tumblr.com/post/171867644405" class="tumblr_blog">pocblog</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="350"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13ccb9597b05e315ea1b6e4e19caa30b/tumblr_inline_p5l9sg4PIZ1tvg2sz_500.gif" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="350"/></figure></blockquote> <p>It was California, what did you expect lmao</p> </blockquote> <p>Why was it out of it’s holster?</p> </blockquote> <p>Because fucktard decided to point it at the ceiling and pull the trigger </p> </blockquote> <p>Wait are you fucking kidding me right now????</p> </blockquote> <p>I am not. The bullet fragmented and part of it hit a student’s neck</p> </blockquote> <p>….</p> </blockquote> <p>“accidental discharge” no. <br/><br/>He made a conscious decision to unholster, point and fire his weapon and I want to know why. <br/><br/>I already KNOW why but I want it confirmed. </p> </blockquote> <p>y’all don’t find it just a LITTLE strange that two trained professionals, a reserve cop and a reserve soldier, BOTH fucked up a gun safety course and shot a student within days of each other, one on each coast, at a time when government agencies and mass media are lobbying for a gun ban? <br/><br/>You don’t find it a LITTLE BIT WEIRD that we’re suddenly, when theres a call to arm teachers, having this problem that we’ve never had before in a way that supports exactly one (1) agenda but only from people working directly for armed branches of government? <br/><br/>Cause I find that real fucking odd. </p> </blockquote> <p>so hard not to find conspiracy theories in this shit nowadays :/</p></blockquote>
Bailey Jay, Fire, and Fucking: Teacher trained in gun use
 accidentally discharges firearm in
 Calif. classroom, injuring student
 Dennis Alexander speaks at a Seaside, Calij., city council
 meeting on Feb. 15. (Seaside City Council)
 Fred Barbash, Washington Post
 Published: March 14, 2018
 Updated: March 14, 2018 at 10:32 AM
 A teacher who is also a
 reserve police officer
 trained in firearm use accidentally
 discharged a gun Tuesday at Seaside
 High School in Monterey County,
 California, during a class devoted to
 public safety. A male student was
 reported to have sustained non-life-
 threatening injuries.
<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171873880184/hello-kitty-senpai-hello-kitty-senpai" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://hello-kitty-senpai.tumblr.com/post/171873818292/hello-kitty-senpai-jlongbone-mojave-red" class="tumblr_blog">hello-kitty-senpai</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hello-kitty-senpai.tumblr.com/post/171873432302/jlongbone-mojave-red-indiecup" class="tumblr_blog">hello-kitty-senpai</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171873240409/mojave-red-indiecup-mojave-red" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/171873182999/indiecup-mojave-red-mikeneedsadrink" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://indiecup.tumblr.com/post/171872811987/mojave-red-mikeneedsadrink-indiecup" class="tumblr_blog">indiecup</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/171872688199/mikeneedsadrink-indiecup-pocblog-it-was" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://mikeneedsadrink.tumblr.com/post/171872635054/indiecup-pocblog-it-was-california-what-did" class="tumblr_blog">mikeneedsadrink</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://indiecup.tumblr.com/post/171872530712/pocblog-it-was-california-what-did-you-expect" class="tumblr_blog">indiecup</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://pocblog.tumblr.com/post/171867644405" class="tumblr_blog">pocblog</a>:</p>
<blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="350"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/13ccb9597b05e315ea1b6e4e19caa30b/tumblr_inline_p5l9sg4PIZ1tvg2sz_500.gif" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="350"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>It was California, what did you expect lmao</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Why was it out of it’s holster?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Because fucktard decided to point it at the ceiling and pull the trigger </p>
</blockquote>
<p>Wait are you fucking kidding me right now????</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I am not. The bullet fragmented and part of it hit a student’s neck</p>
</blockquote>
<p>….</p>
</blockquote>
<p>“accidental discharge” no. <br/><br/>He made a conscious decision to unholster, point and fire his weapon and I want to know why. <br/><br/>I already KNOW why but I want it confirmed. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>y’all don’t find it just a LITTLE strange that two trained professionals, a reserve cop and a reserve soldier, BOTH fucked up a gun safety course and shot a student within days of each other, one on each coast, at a time when government agencies and mass media are lobbying for a gun ban? <br/><br/>You don’t find it a LITTLE BIT WEIRD that we’re suddenly, when theres a call to arm teachers, having this problem that we’ve never had before in a way that supports exactly one (1) agenda but only from people working directly for armed branches of government? <br/><br/>Cause I find that real fucking odd. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>so hard not to find conspiracy theories in this shit nowadays :/</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171873880184/hello-kitty-senpai-hello-kitty-senpai" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <b...