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trimmer: Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array ofent that could equipment that could neatly control the situation "But we can't build walls to contain them!" 75 Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they're in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can't move them. Plus they're nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols. "But we don't have easy ways to kill them!" Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot. No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass. A lot of large farming equipment can destroy Want to guess what it'd do to a decaying human bady? It's not pretty Now I know what you're thinking. Merely lattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn't enough How about a tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat? OM NOM NOM NOM. "But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can't stop!" BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don't hawe a chance and neither does a zombie. But that's not good enough!" NOW it's time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one. Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after. Country folk can survive The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse
trimmer: Zombie apocalypses are
 curiously lacking a large
 array ofent that could
 equipment that could
 neatly control the
 situation
 "But we can't build walls to contain them!"
 75
 Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously
 common. And see those holes on the bottom?
 Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when
 empty they're in the tons. If you had some
 warning you could string these things end to
 end for miles and human bodies can't move
 them. Plus they're nice and wide so you can
 comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
 "But we don't have
 easy ways to kill them!"
 Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
 No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable.
 Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively
 zombie proof, especially if you spend like an
 hour to protect the glass.
 A lot of large farming equipment can destroy
 Want to guess what it'd do to a decaying
 human bady? It's not pretty
 Now I know what you're thinking. Merely
 lattening them with common construction
 equipment or farming gear isn't enough
 How about a
 tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to
 bottom in nothing flat?
 OM NOM NOM NOM.
 "But we need ways to move a lot of people that
 zombies can't stop!"
 BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don't hawe
 a chance and neither does a zombie.
 But that's not good enough!"
 NOW it's time to call our friend the military
 because this ride stops for no one.
 Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies
 are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared
 people with heavy equipment licenses could
 clear an entire street of zombies AND
 powerwash it after.
 Country folk can survive
The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse

The tumblr solution to the zombie apocalypse

trimmer: legendaryshots | IG What happens when you throw a water balloon to a string trimmer? 🎥@legendaryshots - slowmotion slowmo 9gag
trimmer: legendaryshots | IG
What happens when you throw a water balloon to a string trimmer? 🎥@legendaryshots - slowmotion slowmo 9gag

What happens when you throw a water balloon to a string trimmer? 🎥@legendaryshots - slowmotion slowmo 9gag

trimmer: votoob imagine-otp duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek yotoob otoob yotoob: We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder. Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUTON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T I? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking incredible Imagine your otps Just so everyone knows Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year) We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason.I love them We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness down permanently in June I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move Story about wholesome neighbors found on r/tumblr
trimmer: votoob
 imagine-otp
 duskenpath
 fanaticalqueergeek
 yotoob
 otoob
 yotoob:
 We've bought a new house. And our new next door
 neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being
 nice
 - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual
 things)
 - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any
 - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet
 the other people on the lane
 - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that
 he'd picked from his garden
 - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with
 his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is
 hold the ladder.
 Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter
 into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind
 oh god
 Long story short I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it
 looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR
 NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING
 ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE
 AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A
 COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR
 HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN
 THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE
 CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I
 CANNOT WIN
 HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUTON THE
 STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME
 AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE
 YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK.
 BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER
 PARTY AREN'T I?
 The Gay Agenda, everyone
 this is fucking incredible
 Imagine your otps
 Just so everyone knows
 Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that
 2016 was a cursed year)
 We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They
 moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason.I
 love them
 We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness
 down permanently in June
 I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO
 MERCY
 which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move
Story about wholesome neighbors found on r/tumblr

Story about wholesome neighbors found on r/tumblr

trimmer: votoob imagine-otp duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek yotoob otoob yotoob: We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder. Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUTON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T I? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking incredible Imagine your otps Just so everyone knows Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year) We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason.I love them We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness down permanently in June I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move <p>Story about wholesome neighbors found on r/tumblr via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2f1pgE3">http://ift.tt/2f1pgE3</a></p>
trimmer: votoob
 imagine-otp
 duskenpath
 fanaticalqueergeek
 yotoob
 otoob
 yotoob:
 We've bought a new house. And our new next door
 neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being
 nice
 - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual
 things)
 - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any
 - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet
 the other people on the lane
 - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that
 he'd picked from his garden
 - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with
 his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is
 hold the ladder.
 Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter
 into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind
 oh god
 Long story short I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it
 looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR
 NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING
 ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE
 AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A
 COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR
 HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN
 THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE
 CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I
 CANNOT WIN
 HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUTON THE
 STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME
 AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE
 YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK.
 BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER
 PARTY AREN'T I?
 The Gay Agenda, everyone
 this is fucking incredible
 Imagine your otps
 Just so everyone knows
 Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that
 2016 was a cursed year)
 We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They
 moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason.I
 love them
 We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness
 down permanently in June
 I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO
 MERCY
 which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move
<p>Story about wholesome neighbors found on r/tumblr via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2f1pgE3">http://ift.tt/2f1pgE3</a></p>

<p>Story about wholesome neighbors found on r/tumblr via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2f1pgE3">http://ift.tt/2f1pgE3</a></p>

trimmer: yotoob imagine-otp duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek yotoob yotoob yotoob We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISISI GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE MEA TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE O THER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking i n c redible Imagine your otps Just so evervone knoWS Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year) We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I love them We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move down permanently in June I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY The saga of the real nice guys
trimmer: yotoob
 imagine-otp
 duskenpath
 fanaticalqueergeek
 yotoob
 yotoob
 yotoob
 We've bought a new house. And our new next door
 neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being
 nice
 - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual
 things)
 - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any
 invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet
 the other people on the lane
 - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that
 he'd picked from his garden
 - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with
 his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is
 hold the ladder
 Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter
 into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind
 oh god
 Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it
 looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR
 NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING
 ABSOLUTE CRISISI GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE
 AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A
 COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE MEA TOUR OF THEIR
 HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN
 THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE
 CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I
 CANNOT WIN
 HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE
 STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE O THER MR NICE CAME
 AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE
 YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK
 BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER
 PARTY AREN'T 1?
 The Gay Agenda, everyone
 this is fucking i n c redible
 Imagine your otps
 Just so evervone knoWS
 Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that
 2016 was a cursed year)
 We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They
 moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I
 love them
 We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness
 which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move
 down permanently in June
 I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO
 MERCY
The saga of the real nice guys

The saga of the real nice guys

trimmer: yotoob imagine-otp duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek yotoob yotoob yotoob We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISISI GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE MEA TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE O THER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking i n c redible Imagine your otps Just so evervone knoWS Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year) We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I love them We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move down permanently in June I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY The saga of the real nice guys
trimmer: yotoob
 imagine-otp
 duskenpath
 fanaticalqueergeek
 yotoob
 yotoob
 yotoob
 We've bought a new house. And our new next door
 neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being
 nice
 - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual
 things)
 - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any
 invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet
 the other people on the lane
 - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that
 he'd picked from his garden
 - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with
 his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is
 hold the ladder
 Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter
 into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind
 oh god
 Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it
 looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR
 NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING
 ABSOLUTE CRISISI GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE
 AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A
 COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE MEA TOUR OF THEIR
 HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN
 THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE
 CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I
 CANNOT WIN
 HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE
 STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE O THER MR NICE CAME
 AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE
 YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK
 BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER
 PARTY AREN'T 1?
 The Gay Agenda, everyone
 this is fucking i n c redible
 Imagine your otps
 Just so evervone knoWS
 Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that
 2016 was a cursed year)
 We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They
 moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I
 love them
 We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness
 which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move
 down permanently in June
 I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO
 MERCY
The saga of the real nice guys

The saga of the real nice guys

trimmer: duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek: yotoob: yotoob: yotoob: We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any -invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane -one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all have to do is hold the ladder. Basically,I am UNSETT LED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god. Long story short- Ijust baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING. ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE MEA TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN. HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY'. IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS-I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone. this is fucking i n credible Posted on July 26, 2015 with 489,183 notes Source: yotoob New-Queer Escalationadvice-animal.tumblr.com
trimmer: duskenpath:
 fanaticalqueergeek:
 yotoob:
 yotoob:
 yotoob:
 We've bought a new house. And our new next door
 neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop
 being nice.
 - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are
 actual things)
 - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any
 -invited us around for Friday night drinks so we
 could meet the other people on the lane
 -one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea
 flowers that he'd picked from his garden
 - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us
 with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all
 have to do is hold the ladder.
 Basically,I am UNSETT LED and am now having to
 enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already
 so behind oh god.
 Long story short- Ijust baked a lemon drizzle cake,
 and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR
 AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.
 ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE
 AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A
 COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE MEA TOUR OF THEIR
 HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN
 THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE
 CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I
 CANNOT WIN.
 HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE
 STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME
 AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE
 YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY'. IT WAS BARELY DARK.
 BASTARDS-I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER
 PARTY AREN'T 1?
 The Gay Agenda, everyone.
 this is fucking i n credible
 Posted on July 26, 2015 with 489,183 notes
 Source: yotoob
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trimmer: duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek: yotoob: yotoob: yotoob: We've bought a new house. A neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. nd our new next door -bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any -invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane -one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god. Long story short -I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEVE AN OFFERING. ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY.AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN. HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK BASTARDS-P'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone. this is fucking incredible Posted on July 26, 2015 with 489,183 notes Source: yotoob New-Queer Escalationomg-humor.tumblr.com
trimmer: duskenpath:
 fanaticalqueergeek:
 yotoob:
 yotoob:
 yotoob:
 We've bought a new house. A
 neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop
 being nice.
 nd
 our new next door
 -bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are
 actual things)
 - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any
 -invited us around for Friday night drinks so we
 could meet the other people on the lane
 -one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea
 flowers that he'd picked from his garden
 - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us
 with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I
 have to do is hold the ladder
 Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to
 enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already
 so behind oh god.
 Long story short -I just baked a lemon drizzle cake,
 and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR
 AND MR NICE MUST RECEVE AN OFFERING.
 ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE
 AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A
 COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR
 HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY.AND THEN
 THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE
 CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I
 CANNOT WIN.
 HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE
 STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME
 AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES JUST IN CASE
 YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK
 BASTARDS-P'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER
 PARTY AREN'T 1?
 The Gay Agenda, everyone.
 this is fucking incredible
 Posted on July 26, 2015 with 489,183 notes
 Source: yotoob
New-Queer Escalationomg-humor.tumblr.com

New-Queer Escalationomg-humor.tumblr.com

trimmer: yotoob We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING yotoob ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN yotoob HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY'. IT WAS BARELY DARK BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOSTA DINNER PARTY AREN'TI? fanaticalqueergeek The Gay Agenda, everyone 440,762 notes The dangers of continued escalationomg-humor.tumblr.com
trimmer: yotoob
 We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful
 gentlemen) will not stop being nice
 - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)
 - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any
 - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people
 on the lane
 - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from
 his garden
 - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge
 trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder
 Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of
 niceness and I am already so behind oh god
 Long story short just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I
 can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING
 yotoob
 ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY
 INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE
 ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND
 THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS
 THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN
 yotoob
 HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN
 THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND
 CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY'. IT WAS BARELY
 DARK
 BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOSTA DINNER PARTY AREN'TI?
 fanaticalqueergeek
 The Gay Agenda, everyone
 440,762 notes
The dangers of continued escalationomg-humor.tumblr.com

The dangers of continued escalationomg-humor.tumblr.com

trimmer: duskirises cinnacorn + duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek: yotoob: yotoob: yotoob: We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god. Long story short -I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING. ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE ANDA COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN. HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES JUST IN CA SE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY'. IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS - I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T I? The Gay Agenda, everyone. this is fucking i ncredible Source: yotoob 157,576 notes They’re nice… TOO nice…omg-humor.tumblr.com
trimmer: duskirises cinnacorn +
 duskenpath:
 fanaticalqueergeek:
 yotoob:
 yotoob:
 yotoob:
 We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours
 (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice.
 bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual
 things)
 - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any
 - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the
 other people on the lane
 - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that
 he'd picked from his garden
 and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his
 electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the
 ladder
 Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into
 an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.
 Long story short -I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it
 looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE
 MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.
 ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND
 THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE ANDA COFFEE
 WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND
 LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND
 TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN
 ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.
 HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET
 AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH
 MATCHES AND CANDLES JUST IN CA SE YOU DIDN'T HAVE
 ANY'. IT WAS BARELY DARK.
 BASTARDS - I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY
 AREN'T I?
 The Gay Agenda, everyone.
 this is fucking i ncredible
 Source: yotoob
 157,576 notes
They’re nice… TOO nice…omg-humor.tumblr.com

They’re nice… TOO nice…omg-humor.tumblr.com