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Arguing, Ass, and Bless Up: My heart just melted. Dr Smashlove The stages of modern love are a wonderful thing, lemme splain you: (1) Curiosity. "Wow, I wonder what this person is in to. Are they a freak? Nahhhhh too prim and proper to be a freak. What? U want me to slap u? Like on the face? People do that shit? ๐Ÿค” God damn she a freak ... for real ๐Ÿ˜" (2) Love. "I think I love this freak ๐Ÿ˜ป." (3) True love. "I wanna grow old with this freak. Like we could smash whilst leaning on walkers that have them tennis balls on the bottom ๐Ÿค—." (4) Arguments. Arguments when bored. Arguments about anything. Arguments about arguments. "I hate how u argue when we argue, all argumentatively ... witchoe ARGUMENTATIVE ASS." (5) Break-up. "Imma find happiness elsewhere. She a freak and I love her but my heart can't take this shit." (6) Questioning. "What if I was meant to grow old with this freak? Maybe this shit was meant to be and I fucked it up...will I ever find another freak on this level of freaky that understands my freakiness(?) ๐Ÿ˜•" (7) Realizing. "God put this freak in my life for a reason, it jus wasn't meant to be. All love to them." Or: "Bruh. I don't even remotely fuck with this person. Like not on any level. Matter fact, how did I EVER fuck with this person? I think I was blinded by the freakiness, to the point where I didn't realize that the sea is full of freaks ๐Ÿฌ. Smfh at my lookin ass..." Listen here, Mr. or Mrs. Lookin Ass. U out now. U free. U learnt. U grew. U done picked up a sexual technique or three [Editor's Note: DO NOT START SLAPPING PEOPLE SAYING SMASH APPROVED. I WILL NOT BE THERE TO BAIL YO STUPID ASS OUT. ๐Ÿ˜‚]. The person was a low key blessing or the person was in your life to troll u like them lil ass troll dolls with the spiky blue hair and the cute butt but u know what? U got to step 7. That shit is a blessing. A lot of people get stuck at step 6, that purgatory of self-doubt and reminiscing on a toxic ex. If u graduated to step 7? Pat yourself on the back, Bruh. U glo'd the fuck up. Be thankful. Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Arguing, Ass, and Bless Up: My heart just melted.
 Dr Smashlove
The stages of modern love are a wonderful thing, lemme splain you: (1) Curiosity. "Wow, I wonder what this person is in to. Are they a freak? Nahhhhh too prim and proper to be a freak. What? U want me to slap u? Like on the face? People do that shit? ๐Ÿค” God damn she a freak ... for real ๐Ÿ˜" (2) Love. "I think I love this freak ๐Ÿ˜ป." (3) True love. "I wanna grow old with this freak. Like we could smash whilst leaning on walkers that have them tennis balls on the bottom ๐Ÿค—." (4) Arguments. Arguments when bored. Arguments about anything. Arguments about arguments. "I hate how u argue when we argue, all argumentatively ... witchoe ARGUMENTATIVE ASS." (5) Break-up. "Imma find happiness elsewhere. She a freak and I love her but my heart can't take this shit." (6) Questioning. "What if I was meant to grow old with this freak? Maybe this shit was meant to be and I fucked it up...will I ever find another freak on this level of freaky that understands my freakiness(?) ๐Ÿ˜•" (7) Realizing. "God put this freak in my life for a reason, it jus wasn't meant to be. All love to them." Or: "Bruh. I don't even remotely fuck with this person. Like not on any level. Matter fact, how did I EVER fuck with this person? I think I was blinded by the freakiness, to the point where I didn't realize that the sea is full of freaks ๐Ÿฌ. Smfh at my lookin ass..." Listen here, Mr. or Mrs. Lookin Ass. U out now. U free. U learnt. U grew. U done picked up a sexual technique or three [Editor's Note: DO NOT START SLAPPING PEOPLE SAYING SMASH APPROVED. I WILL NOT BE THERE TO BAIL YO STUPID ASS OUT. ๐Ÿ˜‚]. The person was a low key blessing or the person was in your life to troll u like them lil ass troll dolls with the spiky blue hair and the cute butt but u know what? U got to step 7. That shit is a blessing. A lot of people get stuck at step 6, that purgatory of self-doubt and reminiscing on a toxic ex. If u graduated to step 7? Pat yourself on the back, Bruh. U glo'd the fuck up. Be thankful. Bless up ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

The stages of modern love are a wonderful thing, lemme splain you: (1) Curiosity. "Wow, I wonder what this person is in to. Are they a freak...