“How about instead of a fight, you just come along with me?”Reposting from the old blog. There’s this kind of intense...
Poor miss banks
This shit is B-A-N-A-N-A-S 🍌
Not playing fair
My bio says, “Taking trophy wife applications”
Brunch DOES sound nice
Why not both right @thebasicbitchlife 😅😅
Can I be both tho?? 😩😭
It's all or nothing.
(via not the WORST mom)
<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/174744636254/abelpj-siryouarebeingmocked" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>
the ice cream maker never works!!!
just call it what it is
*Displays disgust at the idea of being a kept woman* when in reality I'd jump at the chance to be someone's trophy wife. However, it's my...
The eternal struggle
The struggle 😒 Rp @1foxybitch @1foxybitch @1foxybitch
I can't wait till I'm married and my husband buys me a ton of Chanel bags and goes down on me a lot bc he's so thankful I let him touch m...
"The usual average employee of WallStreet has a very straightforward look; white, 25-50 year old male in a well-tailored quality expensiv...
The struggle is real
Ok pero like why can't you be both? (@mytherapistsays the meme queen!)
I need to find a way to do both of these things winwin trophywife bossbabe girlboss
I think I'd manage... bigkidproblems (thanks for letting me practice that life @lebuahotelsresorts Thailand)
😩😩😩😂😂😂♻️ @whitepeoplehumor make sure to follow him his page is lit 🔥👣👣👣 teamnoharmdone noharmdone funny lol dead meme
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