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True gentleman by Shrek-ninja MORE MEMES

True Gentleman: She Yelped When This Stranger Slapped Her Behind After Holding The Door For Her. How Her Husband Handled It Is Perfect. (I am visiting with two of my best friends at their little bakery. They are married, and have been best friends since the day l introduced them. The wife and l are doing some shopping for ingredients while business is slow. As we return to the bakery, a man stops and holds the door open for us. I go in first and the wife follows after me; we both thank him.) Wife: *suddenly yelps* Me: "What? What happened?'" Wife: "He slapped my a**!" Man: "Don't you know a true gentleman opens the door for a lady, and then slaps her a**? It's a compliment, you stupid b****!" Wife: "Excuse me?!" (The wife is about five seconds from kicking the living crap out of this guy, when her husband walks over and calmly steps in front of her. He himself is wearing a suit and tie still, because he has not changed into his work clothes yet.) Husband: "Sir, I am going to have to ask you to leave." Man: "Why?! I didn't do anything!" Husband:"A true gentleman opens the door for a lady, which is true. However, a true gentleman NEVER touches a lady without her consent. Ever" Man: "Man, why the h*** do you care so much?!" (The husband simply smiles and then looms in close to the man's face. The man is nearly 5'7X while my friend is 6'2. The man's face goes sheet white.) Husband: "For your information, that little lady is my wife. I own this bakery, and unless you would like me to show you how long it will take me to beat you to bloody pulp, I suggest you leave." (The man scurries off and is later charged for assault. As for my two friends, let's just say the husband got an extra treat that night.) <p>She Yelped When This Stranger Slapped Her Behind After Holding The Door For Her. How Her Husband Handled It Is Perfect.</p>
True Gentleman: She Yelped When This Stranger Slapped
 Her Behind After Holding The Door For Her.
 How Her Husband Handled It Is Perfect.
 (I am visiting with two of my best friends at their
 little bakery. They are married, and have been
 best friends since the day l introduced them. The
 wife and l are doing some shopping for
 ingredients while business is slow. As we return
 to the bakery, a man stops and holds the door
 open for us. I go in first and the wife follows after
 me; we both thank him.)
 Wife: *suddenly yelps*
 Me: "What? What happened?'"
 Wife: "He slapped my a**!"
 Man: "Don't you know a true gentleman opens
 the door for a lady, and then slaps her a**? It's a
 compliment, you stupid b****!"
 Wife: "Excuse me?!"
 (The wife is about five seconds from kicking the
 living crap out of this guy, when her husband
 walks over and calmly steps in front of her. He
 himself is wearing a suit and tie still, because he
 has not changed into his work clothes yet.)
 Husband: "Sir, I am going to have to ask you to
 leave."
 Man: "Why?! I didn't do anything!"
 Husband:"A true gentleman opens the door for a
 lady, which is true. However, a true gentleman
 NEVER touches a lady without her consent. Ever"
 Man: "Man, why the h*** do you care so much?!"
 (The husband simply smiles and then looms in
 close to the man's face. The man is nearly 5'7X
 while my friend is 6'2. The man's face goes sheet
 white.)
 Husband: "For your information, that little lady is
 my wife. I own this bakery, and unless you would
 like me to show you how long it will take me to
 beat you to bloody pulp, I suggest you leave."
 (The man scurries off and is later charged for
 assault. As for my two friends, let's just say the
 husband got an extra treat that night.)
<p>She Yelped When This Stranger Slapped Her Behind After Holding The Door For Her. How Her Husband Handled It Is Perfect.</p>

<p>She Yelped When This Stranger Slapped Her Behind After Holding The Door For Her. How Her Husband Handled It Is Perfect.</p>