🔥 25+ Best Memes About Tsa

tsa: Prostitutes Make more per hour than you do all day Doctors Get paid to touch your junk Require very little training Wear blue latex gloves TSA Agents im not good with titles

im not good with titles

tsa: Prostitutes Make more per hour than you do all day Doctors Get paid to touch your junk Require very little training Wear blue latex gloves TSA Agents im not good with titles

im not good with titles

tsa: Uche Malik @UcheMalik My mom wants me to bring a pogo stick to Nigeria for my lil nephews..A .... .. POGO STICK? How am I gonna explain that to TSA when they search my bags for weapons? A bloody pogo stick yo TSA officer’s face when he opens the bag…

TSA officer’s face when he opens the bag…

tsa: PlayStation.2 NTSC U/C "I wonder what he's "You famous?" Guy at restaurant up to these days." -TSA Agent Follow Tony Hawk Otonyhawk girl at restaurant: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: "Yes." her: "Why?" I had no idea how to answer. 6:02 PM-26 Oct 2009 "Who's skateboard is this?" -Woman on Plane TONY HAWKis EXISTENTIAL NIGHTMARE SSION TEEN SONY NVERSOFT ACIVISION CONTENT RATED BY ESRB COMPUTER ENTERTANNT IMPOSTER SYNDROME AΝΧΙΕY SELF DOUBT You famous?

You famous?

tsa: BUSINESS OR PLEASURE? THANK YOU! BUSINESS! MY PLEASURE! TSA UHH, I MEA... MY.BUSINESS MEET ME AT RHODE ISLAND COMIC CON NOV 1-3 WITH MY FRIENDS AT TAPAS.IO business or pleasure?

business or pleasure?

tsa: LANE Saierb nunown: trans-hank-hill: This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications. The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes. There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear. that bear is naked That TSA bear looks dead inside. by gottamemethemall MORE MEMES

That TSA bear looks dead inside. by gottamemethemall MORE MEMES

tsa: recalcitrantlycaffeinated This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn't be overwhelmed or afraid. You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver's license and you realized I was 25 was priceless. canadian-kazoo-god ASJDKDNDJNSKKS 231,312 notes A

tsa: DOGS: Work in the military TSA, Police Stations, schools, hospitals, providing therapy, or as hunters, fighters, racers, herders and human or flock bodyguards. They can perform as a sled team, in water rescues, as a medical aide specializing in mobility seizure or allergy alert and assisting the hearing and vision impaired. GRUNTWOR CATS: Shit in a box. Poor cat

Poor cat

tsa: recalcitrantlycaffeinated This is a callout post for the TSA agent who was incredibly thoughtful and concerned about me flying across the country all alone without an adult and wanted to make sure I knew how to go through security and felt safe and comfortable and explained that, as per the signs, children under 12 can keep their shoes on, and directed me specifically to another agent to help me so I wouldn't be overwhelmed or afraid. You were super sweet and kind, and the look on your face when I handed you my driver's license and you realized I was 25 was priceless. canadian-kazoo-god ASJDKDNDJNSKKS 231,312 notes A 38+ Fresh Tumblr Pics That’ll Turn Your Day Around - Funquila

38+ Fresh Tumblr Pics That’ll Turn Your Day Around - Funquila

tsa: After taking my shoes off at the airport, I decided I was going to walk this bin as far as possible, want to make TSA work It ended up on the plane with me, bound for Chicago! The pilot asked me about it and found it hilarious, he also hates the TSA! I'm almost home, we're almost free This TSA bin is now serving as a sock drawer under my bed. TSA

TSA

tsa: YOUR TEEN COMES HOME AND YOU SMELL BLIC MARIJUANA AIR GUITAR NOW WHAT? AFF Spa STARTTALKINGNOW.ORG tSa Air guitar!

Air guitar!

tsa: Kick my seat again, and I'll tell TSA I smelled drugs in your carry-on. Hey chill bruh!

Hey chill bruh!

tsa: FOX NEWS AIRPORTS Published July 29, 2019 Last Update 3 hrs ago TSA reminds passengers: don't bring grenades or rocket launchers on planes Terrorist:

tsa: FOX NEWS AIRPORTS Published July 29, 2019 Last Update 3 hrs ago TSA reminds passengers: don't bring grenades or rocket launchers on planes Terrorists: say sike right now

tsa: Tony Hawk @tonyhawk TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!" Me: exactly Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days" Me: this from twitter.com/tonyhawk

from twitter.com/tonyhawk

tsa: IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S TSA Not sure if this goes here, but hopefully reddit tsa don’t take it down.

Not sure if this goes here, but hopefully reddit tsa don’t take it down.

tsa: IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S TSA Not sure if this goes here, but hopefully reddit tsa don’t take it down.

Not sure if this goes here, but hopefully reddit tsa don’t take it down.

tsa: Kick my seat again and I'll tell TSA smelled drugs in your carry-on I dare you

I dare you

tsa: SOY COLOMBIANO YNO TENGO NADA QUE ESCONDER #ViajarLoCambiaTodo EDICION LIMITAD Doble can TSA Elaborada Policarbona Resistente a los impactos ) LA COLECC LA TRANSP Quiero una maleta transparente para que todos vean lo que llevo - Nunca nadie jamás en la historia de humanidad por los siglos de los siglos amén https://t.co/t4HAUIZKoq

Quiero una maleta transparente para que todos vean lo que llevo - Nunca nadie jamás en la historia de humanidad por los siglos de los si...

tsa: No liquids mam you can't have bottled water It's frozen though oversized items TSA Outstanding move TSA MIND FUCK

TSA MIND FUCK

tsa: FOX NEWS AIRPORTS Published July 29, 2019 Last Update 3 hrs ago TSA reminds passengers: don't bring grenades or rocket launchers on planes Terrorist: Why didn’t I think of that?

Why didn’t I think of that?

tsa: FOX NEWS AIRPORTS Published July 29, 2019 Last Update 3 hrs ago TSA reminds passengers: don't bring grenades or rocket launchers on planes Terrorist: Why didn’t I think of that? by Mzbros MORE MEMES

Why didn’t I think of that? by Mzbros MORE MEMES

tsa: FOX NEWS AIRPORTS Published July 29, 2019 Last Update 3 hrs ago TSA reminds passengers: don't bring grenades or rocket launchers on planes Terrorist: Why didn’t I think of that?

Why didn’t I think of that?

tsa: How to hide your weed -COCAINE AARIJUANA HIDDEN INS IDE This is beyond science imgflip.com TSA done goofed

TSA done goofed

tsa: C-SECTION COMICS No liquide are allowed ои board. Еnjoy your flight. GATES 21-25 Ok. Teehee! 17 Fools! Sixty percent of my body is liquid! Tricky Tony: 1 TSA: 0 O@IDANSCHNEIDER CSECTIONCOMICS.COM ALL RIGHTS RESERVED O wO NC bas- Ok, teehee!

Ok, teehee!

tsa: C-SECTION COMICS No liquide are allowed ои board. Еnjoy your flight. GATES 21-25 Ok. Teehee! 17 Fools! Sixty percent of my body is liquid! Tricky Tony: 1 TSA: 0 O@IDANSCHNEIDER CSECTIONCOMICS.COM ALL RIGHTS RESERVED O wO NC bas- Sneaky bastard

Sneaky bastard

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When they totally got what it’s like to be a college freshman: | 19 Tumblr Posts That Are Too Real For Anime Fans

tsa: "Mike please don't wear the shirt." "THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT IT SUSAN!!!" IT'S NOT GAY IT'S TSA

tsa: you always hurt the ones you lov e the ones you Shoudn't hurt at all you always take the sweetest rose and crush it you alway breaK he tsa Kindest hearts with a hasty word you cant recat so if l broke your heart night its because ilove oumost of all https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

tsa: 09/08/2018 SR: SR025 A34567 CR: A160 ru90 03/08/2019 A34567 CR: A160 SR: SR025 meru90 Ejtrou: I GET IT UR STRONG LET ME DOWN Mina: AAAA AA HRRG MY HORNS FELL OFFI meru90 Katsuki: this season is lacking an awful lot of bakugou Eijirou awwwe gonna miss you 09/08/2018 SR: SR025 A34567 CR: A160 meru90 t zuku: TSA FLYNG HEADI 12/12/2018 CR: A160 SR: SRO25 A34567 meru90 t Kat can keep the trashy fur coat once we done shooting? meru90: this is the au in which kirishima gets the hairstyle he deserves now ;w; this one contains spoilers from season 4 beware!!! 🎬 1 // 2 // 4 twitter | instagram

meru90: this is the au in which kirishima gets the hairstyle he deserves now ;w; this one contains spoilers from season 4 beware!!! 🎬 1...

tsa: "Mike please don't wear the shirt." "THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT IT SUSAN!!!" ITS NOT GAY IF ITS TSA Legend.

Legend.

tsa: FRANC@AJFrancis410 10 Hey you pieces of shit at @TSA next time you assholes feel the need to go thru my mother's ashes for no reason, make sure you close it back so her remains aren't spilled on all my clothes... the least you pieces of garbage can do is your fucking jo Transportation Security Administration NOTICE OF BAGGAGE INSPECTION To protect you and your fellow Transportation Security required by law to inspect all checked bag As par (TSA) is gage t of this process, some bags are opened and physically inspected. Your bag was among those During the inspection, your bag and its contents the completion of the inspection, the contents were selected for physical inspection. may have been searched for prohibited items. At returned to your bag. If the TSA security officer was 278 2,486 5,886 Fuck the TSA by ChemicalBit2 MORE MEMES

Fuck the TSA by ChemicalBit2 MORE MEMES

tsa: Ride Menu Choose one or more types of rides you would like today (You must be 18 years of age or older and over 4'2" tall.) The Stand-Up Ride lohn: The Lyft Driver I tell you about things I learned in prison and poor life choices I have made. Don't put a tattoo of your girlfriend on your butt. It rarely works out well. The Creepy Ride I don't say anything. I just leer at you periodically in the review mirror and lick my lips in an unpleasant, malicious or lascivious manner. The Therapy Ride Tell me about all your problems and I will pretend to care The Sympathy Ride I tell you about my problems and you pretend to care The Silent Ride The Sado-Masochistic Ride l insult you and your relatives (particularly your mother) and be as rude as I possibly can to you the whole trip. WARNING: This ride hegins by me throwing yo out of the car and making you run to catch up. The Chill Out Ride out on beautifu, qwiet classical music and you arrive at your destunation relaxed, refreshed and less likely to complain about the TSA strip search. The Gluttony Ride I recommend the best restaurants in town and warn you to stay away from the other oves ayped ones. (I will join you upon request.) The Jeopardy Ride I tell you fun facts and trivia about Nashville which will help you win game shows and amaze your friends. Hint: Ask me about "hookers Interesting Lyft ride The sadomasochistic ride is tempting (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting)

The sadomasochistic ride is tempting (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting)

tsa: IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S TSA TSA

TSA

tsa: DProVaion IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S TSA TSA

TSA

tsa: ealeyez TSA loved it.

TSA loved it.

tsa: Aaron Smarter @AaronSmarter Just remembered working at TSA and having smug white guys ask "do l look like a terrorist" and laughing at them as their faces disintegrated to dust when I listed by name the many, many white men who have committed acts of terrorism in the US 1:55 PM 18 Mar 19 Twitter Web App jamaicanblackcastoroil: This reminds me of this white woman who worked in my building and had lunch everyday at my job and one day came complaining she was late to work because she had accidentally gotten on the bridge to Canada. Of course she couldn’t just turn right around and was detained for a bit. She was like “do I look like a terrorist” to my Iranian boss To which i replied “what does a terrorist look like?” And just watched all the blood drain from her face.

jamaicanblackcastoroil: This reminds me of this white woman who worked in my building and had lunch everyday at my job and one day came c...

tsa: /T NEIL BEST YOU GO THERE AND THAT 9-YEAR-OLD KIDIS GIVING YOU THE DOUBLE FINGER. NOTA THUMBS-UP. NOT, WE'RE NO. 1.'AND HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MY MOM IHAD TO GOOGLE WHATIT WAS..TSA DIFFERENT CULTURE ELI MANNING ON EAGLES FANS B R Eagles fans are ruthless 😂

Eagles fans are ruthless 😂

tsa: Wish me luck reddit ATD just saw this person try run through TSA with a bottle of wáter screaming "dankmemes witness me" PIC COLLAGE Me irl

Me irl

tsa: After taking my shoes off at the airport, l decided I was going to walk this bin as far as possible, want to make TSA work to re It ended up on the plane with me, bound for Chicago! The pilot asked me about it and found it hilarious, he also hates the TSA! RIDESHARE LOADING ZONE ONLY I'm almost home, we're almost free This TSA bin is now serving as a sock drawer under my bed.

tsa: Aaron Smarter @AaronSmarter Just remembered working at TSA and having smug white guys ask "do l look like a terrorist" and laughing at them as their faces disintegrated to dust when I listed by name the many, many white men who have committed acts of terrorism in the US 1:55 PM 18 Mar 19 Twitter Web App Who knew TSA stood for Thanos Snap Administration? by glenparkx MORE MEMES

Who knew TSA stood for Thanos Snap Administration? by glenparkx MORE MEMES

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tsa: Brie Larson@brielarson 14h I merely smiled at a TSA agent and he asked for my phone number. To live life as a woman is to live life on the defense. Andy York @AndyYork8 14h number. It's not an assault. Just politely say no and move on. Brie Larson@brielarson 14h What you are saying is 1 was asking for it -a phrase that has disregarded a females experience for... .the whole time. Replying to @brielarson You weren't asking for it when Tom Hiddleston was blatantly staring at your cleavage yet you brushed it off like it was nothing Why? Just because Tom Hiddleston is a charming, handsome A list actor? 11:34 AM 11 May 2018 3 Retweets 87 Likes nunyabizni: siryouarebeingmocked: If you’re average it’s sexual assault, if you’re rich, handsome, and famous it’s flattering. I thought this was already well established. “Oh So YoU’rE sAyInG i WaS aSkInG fOr It????”Asking for what, bitch? He didn’t fucking rape you. He literally just asked a question.

nunyabizni: siryouarebeingmocked: If you’re average it’s sexual assault, if you’re rich, handsome, and famous it’s flattering. I tho...

tsa: rey rey @reganslatic 12/21/14 why can't I find a guy like Water bottle @bottleofwater hey rey rey @reganslatic.9/6/16 no TSA agent @tsaagent He's literally the guy in the pic you’re a terrorist aren’t you

you’re a terrorist aren’t you

tsa: when a TSA agent sees 100ml of water Hippity hoppity your terriorist liquid is now my property forever-memes: Terrorism is getting out of control

forever-memes: Terrorism is getting out of control

tsa: Me: *tries to bring sunblock on the plane* TSA: You're a terrorist.

tsa: How normal people see water How the TSA sees water Matt Level 2512 Scary shit

Scary shit

tsa: @persianthoughtz flight departure: 6:00pm my parents at 8:58am What if TSA has long lines let’s goooooooo

What if TSA has long lines let’s goooooooo

tsa: BUZzFeeDNEWS A Guy Says He Was Questioned On A Plane For Doing Math During A Flight A woman sitting next the Ivy League economist told flight crew she had security concerns about the man, after seeing him write in a foreign script. It turned out to be a differential equation. BY DAVID MACK (BUZZFEED NEWS REPORTER) MAY 7, 2016, 1:01 PM darlinghogwarts Bigots are afraid of calculus too now. shitpost-senpai TSA now screens for fucking nerds. Source: darlinghogwarts #what 131,029 notes Nerds are now banned from using airplanes

Nerds are now banned from using airplanes

tsa: "Mike please don't wear the shirt." "THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT IT SUSAN!!!" ITS NOT GAY F ITS TSA He was asking for this 😂

He was asking for this 😂

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